Goldie just posted the 3rd / 4th video, I'm listening to it and it's f****** great. I don't know if anyone caught this but Lucas said that his family the werners, some branch of it anyway, make the cocktail pep sausages. F****** hysterical. He's so solipsistic, everything in his world has to relate back to himself.
(Start at 16:05 if you want to hear him claim cocktail peps as a Werner product)
Edit: LUCAA THINKS HANSEN'S TCAP IS ENTRAPMENT!!!
So I watched the podcast and jotted down the highlights (they're in order):
- Lucas does nervous laughing when purva is brought up, then rants about how there is 'no evidence' that it happened and then goes on to say the same no evidence about most of whats documented on kf about lucas
- Claims he doesn't read kf very often because it 'gives him headaches'
- Claims purva let him use his girlfriends phone and every time he complained it would get taken away from him and lucas would be scolded like a child
- Claims everything on kf lacks evidence and is all rumors and bs
- Explanation for rumors of lucas sucking purva off is 'he talked in slang and said things like 'hes sucking my dick' etc.. and kf got ahold of that and assumed purva was referring to him doing so literally and that meant he is gay' (except we all know that isn't what happened at all, it wasn't even purva that started the rumor it was dan campbell, so if anything the fact lucas made up a lie about how it started makes me think there is alot more truth to the sucking off incident than lucas wants anyone to know about)
- Claims purva wanted him to have sex with his girlfriend at some point 'cause lucas is hard up' but he refused because hes looking for a relationship not sex
- Claims he had a girlfriend in high school when he has previously admitted he did not, multiple times
- Suddenly became very angry when bringing up his failures on dating sites
- Claims someone 'dropped the telomere info on him' but that he does not remember who it was and that it may have been someone who he ended up blocking because he 'smarted off to me and I can't STAND THAT cause all of a sudden you call me weird after a friendship or something and its kind of a red flag!'
- Claims he has read 30 studies on telomeres
- Claims if you can't explain telomeres in 20 words or less than you don't understand it yourself cause carl sagan says 'if its simple and elegant its true and this is simple and elegant!' (so...carl sagan is now evidence of his telomere bs)
- ' I argued with dan eisenberg! Hes a blowhard and everyone hates him cause hes an associate professor but hes a dickhead and everyone hates him cause his classes are pedantic and over intellectualized and hes an uptight moron! everyone that disagrees with him is a sexist or a racist! you say nigger one time and you're a racist! one of those types!' (clearly he is super pissed at dan still)
- Claims you probably shouldn't say nigger around black people but 'that might be a little conservative of me to say'
- Admits he 'has a tendency to be an SJW about things'
- 'You can't tell me that I don't understand it [telomere research] cause that april [2019] study kinda confirmed it!'
- Goes on about mice studies and claims it proves his point because 'everything we do to mice we do to humans' and it was confirmed in october that mice with non genetically modified longer telomeres live longer and are healthier. Says its 'independent of the other studies' so it has to be true
- When asked about the cease and desist order from eisenberg he flips out, says its 'fucking dumb' and says 'its free information over the internet! Put it under a paywall if you don't want people reading it you dumb fucks!' (you know, the very thing lucas was doing on patreon that got him in shit in the first place and while lying about what it said in the study)
- 'The mice studies are confirmed! They are set in stone for me!' (apparently he thinks everything that applies to mice applies to humans)
- 'People are entitled to free information! if you can't explain it in 20 goddamn words or less you are over pedantacizing it and don't understand it yourself! you are not putting it out there for laymen! THE MOUSE STUDY CONFIRMS IT!!! IF YOU HAVE HYPER LONG TELOMERES YOU ARE A HEALTHIER HUMAN BEING! IT HASN'T REALLY BEEN SAID BUT THE MICE DO!...and everything you test on mice pretty much is true all the time on human beings!' (LOL lucas proving he has no idea how biology or animal testing works)
- He claims werner sausage is from some branch of his family (again, people with the same name are frequently unrelated)
- 'Werners are a big family. i'm not saying I know these people but my family has been ranchers since the 1800s and thats a meat product and my dad made some livestock and microsoft investments, has 12 acres he tilled and made useful and inherited a mail route from his step grandfather who drives around in rural areas delivering mail and had a bodyshop in aberdeen that he sold to do the mail route!' (if it did so well why well it to take up a mail route?)
- Claims his step grandfather 'looks like a 69 year old supermodel' cause he is a health nut and takes essential oils (you know, those oils that are specifically stated not to be for human consumption that can do serious harm if ingested)
- Says he quit the body work job when he found out every chemical involved in the work was destroying his system (which to be fair is true, i've got family that used to be in that business and you don't want to hear the horror stories about what that shit does to people) though it does directly contradict the 'he quit for a mail route' claim
- Claims he then died and left a bunch of stock in ocean spray from the 70s to his father
- Says the 50 year of cattle he referred to was in texas and 'probably' costed 150k in todays money to raise a head of cattle (translation: he has no idea and made up a number cause he thought it was impressive)
- Claims he remembers at the wake after the guy died that his aunt said 'i'll miss mom and dad but its like we just hit the lottery' (sounds like the whole family is just like lucas tbh) and that there were secret talks to confirm that
- Claims the guy owned a motorcycle repair shop in south dakota as well (lolwut? texas? south dakota? does lucas know how to read a map?)
- When confronted with seth posting that he was getting nothing from family on sofalaw page and then quickly deleting it, his explanation is that it wasn't seth but a sock account from someone trying to fuck with him because they don't want his telomere stuff to be true because it would screw them out of pussy, believing that if it went mainstream it would screw everyone out of pussy who was under 35 (this is an odd claim for alot of reasons, not the least of which was that was clearly seths actual account)
- He then goes on to say he 'doesn't really think he talked to dan' and that it was someone creating an account to fuck with him. He left out the fact that dan independently confirmed that he had in fact contacted lucas about it himself and that the email address it came from would be an obvious giveaway if that were the case
- Literally explains this as 'I got an email from his address but I have no proof it was actually him!' (so....lucas is saying someone else logged into dans email account to threaten legal action and tell him to shut up....?)
- Lucas confirms his father contacted him at the HOC and 'left a message' but lucas refused to return the call because 'my mom likes to talk shit and i'm tired of the gossip! like she told people i'm a schitzo which has never been anything i've been diagnosed with! [which is a lie hes admitted it himself] she has a tendency to lie and my stepdad knows this! we love her but boy does she lie! fibs and then it becomes a bigger lie! yakkity yak yak!' (no seriously, he actually said that at the end)
- Claims he cut her off for awhile then told her not to say anything negative about him or to ask him questions 'cause they're all interrogative questions !' (...as opposed to another kind of question...?) and claims 'i'm trying to do something and you're interrupting my process!'
- He admits he unblocked his mother, talked to her for awhile and blocked her again. When asked what he talked about he said it was saying how he doesn't like the gossiping and goes into some bizarre christian-political rant that was utterly nonsensical and launches into women not dating him despite being socialists
- Claims his mother knows all about the attack from fat albert with the bat and is 'well aware of it' and 'well aware of my attempt to get a job' says his dad wants him to but that he knows he'll lose his disability benefits as a result if he does but that it may be worth it to have kids, but at the same time 'why aren't women dating me when i'm poor'
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Gets asked about that lily woman that lucas went wacko on a few days ago and demanded full body pics. Claims she was being childish and only wanted to send face pics. 'Just show me your full body pic if you want to talk to me!' I am the descendant of kings suevian kings of germania! I have alot of generational wealth that I may get one day from my dad and have a good enough relationship with my family that i'll inherit maybe a million dollars one day! you DO NOT get to talk to me as if i'm poor!'
- 'i'm well known for being humble and downplaying life'
- Lucas wants to be a bartender cause he thought it would be fun and his dad has a bar in his house and some woman told him he gets alot of weed and a different strain every time he goes to the bar and hes learned alot about weed so somehow that means he would make a good bartender
- Claims he used to make burgers for the homeless. Mentions his attraction signs as 'I used to leave links to my facebook and accounts, etc..' and wants to help out the hobos cause he knew they hate generational wealth. 'I would put little pictures on them and people would say they hate them!' (referring to his insane pictures he drew and included in his offerings)
' I was trying to spread the word of atheism and show we're not bad people' (real good job there lucas)
- Lucas confirms he was kicked out of the park for 'loudly yelling every stripe of bigot to get fucked' then banned from riverfront park' (he specifically said 'women are stupid cause they only want money, racist stuff, etc.. as what he was yelling)
- Claims someone came up to him at the hobo shelter saying what he did in the park that got him banned was a good thing
- Claims hes hanging out with the hispanic and black hobos mostly and 'most white people I can't stand!' and how that 'doesn't make me racist because i'll date black chicks!' then calls white women rednecks that he'd still give a chance but that black girls have fire because they demand respect and thats somehow like him cause he demands respect
- 'I'm on fire with the medical students that are like 22 and come in to check our temperature!' (better watch it lucas, remember the hairdresser?)
- 'More than any other age group i'm fire with women who are like 22. FIRE! absolute fucking lit in terms of conversation!'
- He became pissy because the park ban happened on august 4th/obamas birthday
- Admits he didn't have a phone during park incident. admits he was yelling things like 'you're going to date this guy cause he has a car but you're also a communist?!' and admits it was yelled at random people. He also admits he had been talked to previously about such behavior and was still pissed off about it (in other words he walked around screaming obscenities and delusions about women not fucking him at random people until they called the cops) says what really caused it was 'someone said something I deemed as racist and it set me off' which apparently had something to do with blm. Confirms it took about 10 minutes from the time he entered the park for cops to arrive
- Claims nobody has any reason to hate him because gives food to hobos, wants to help people, etc.. Which is textbook predator behavior to create a 'nice' alter ego to cover yourself and avoid suspicion. Case in point: john wayne gacy
- Then claims the cops arrived in park and told him to stop being loud or they'd kick him out, but claims it was during a protest so his yelling would have been drowned out by the sounds of the protesting. So he changed his story in a matter of minutes
- Claims he has a friend (someone named jeremy wakeman) 'from back home who might be officer wakeman here in spokane' and that he is lucas's best friend, despite being a republican
- Claims when asked about violent blm riots lucas wants to scream at them cause 'nothing violent happened on our side' and claims if anything like the cop encounter happens again he wants to record the encounter
- He admits he got in shit again, after the ban, from the cops after going back to the park. Claims it was because he was sitting in some 'little area that didn't look like it was part of the park' cause thats how it supposedly was in aberdeen. Goldy then confronts him about this and asks if its a particular spot with a big sign with the parks name on it and lucas admits it was, claiming he didn't see it though cause it was totally an unnamed area (so either he admits to lying about not knowing he was in the park or admits to being too stupid to notice a giant sign telling him he was in the park)
- Lucas acts like he has never heard of a wernologist. Explicitly claims to have never heard the term
- Klickitat gets mentioned as a wernologist
- Claims anybody who doesn't use their real name/image on the internet is a troll. including people in china who refuse to do so but speak/write in english on the internet (cause nobody speaks or writes english that lives in china, right?)
- Doesn't recognize who klickitat is until goldy mentions the daily videos of his antics (what was that about not reading the thread again lucas?) and then literally goes 'oh THAT guy! yeah he doesn't seem too bad. he doesn't say anything disparaging about me, just posts things that I post and said. not like the trolls who post comments on your stuff! they remind me of trump!'
- Claims there is no evidence for anything he has done that has been posted about. Says its all gaslighting and thats why it gives him a headache to read
- Says klickitat being anonymous is 'a little scary' to him
- 'Am I a pedophile? NO! the cops said i'm not! if you think i'm a pedo look me up on a watch list! i'm not there! i've never done anything like that! I don't like those people! they're fucking morons! they're the same type of person who says if you're a firefighter you have a latent urge to be an arsonist!' (except not being on a list proves nothing other than you haven't been caught and arrested for it yet it does not mean you aren't a pedo and plenty of firefighters have been arsonists, its a known issue with the profession and recruitment screening is done with that in mind)
- Claims the people who beat him with bats are 'bourgoise morons who feel entitled to women cause they are the same age'
Note: I started noticing at this point that he has a pattern when he is lying of starting to talk faster and faster as he gets more agitated. Its a trick con artists and scammers use to distract their marks into not paying too close attention to what they are saying so as not to catch them out on anything. they are usually alot better at it than lucas though
- on 9/11 lucas was up late the night before and his parents were going to come up and take him to the county fair. he got up early and saw smoke coming out of tower 2 and saw the second plane hit live and the pentagon getting hit. 'it was like pearl harbor but live on tv'
- Lucas didn't say much about the posts he made about sitting in bed at night fearful of getting hit by a meteor, then goes on weird science rant to deflect about it
- 'Do you know about chris hansen?' 'hes a dick!' immediately tries to deflect with 'he cheated on his wife! hes been to jail! he advised people to commit suicide!' and calls hansen a wife cheater who steals money and 'i'm not anything he should be worried about'
' Claims hansen has to 'shut his trap' and says there are 'plenty of I wouldn't say they're young women...more like girls that hit on me over the internet' and he asks how old they are and when they say 16 he blocks them and says 'NO' 'if you are under 18 and hit on me I will block you!' which sure goes against everything he has been saying for literally years. Also goes against that whole incident with the 16 year old in VA that even spooked his mother into getting involved
- 'I dont' need to date a 16 year old...or 17 year old'
- 'People bring up starbucks to this day...bunch of bitches!'
- Goldy brings up the 5 year age requirement for 15 in WA and lucas immediately claims its not true...then claims he doesn't care because he only wants to date 18+ (which again is a blatant lie)
- 'Chris hansen is probably a republican...hes a hypocrite...bitch...everyone hates him!'
- goldy: did you watch hansens show?
lucas: watched a few episodes...but its entrapment...like I watched it and was like 'this guy is entrapping people...what he is doing really is illegal! its entrapment! its illegal what he does! his show went off the air because nobody likes him!' (no, it went off the air after some important pedo killed himself after getting caught. also, red flags all over that whole exchange. ranting about entrapment is literally what those kinds of pedos do and it speaks volumes that you did exactly the same thing)
- 'What do you think about people who sneak your pic in spokane?' 'I think they're a bunch of pussy ass cowards! classist agephobic twats! pussies! most people hate people like that! if their girlfriends like these people their girlfriends are pieces of shit!'
- Claims to be a leg guy. 'thick thighs...not fat...not too chubby but not skinny skinny...like a good looking high school senior in college..like cheerleaders' (hello freudian slip)
- 'I don't like controlling women!!'
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If you do anything thats like calling me names... i'm the descendant of kings! i'm going to inherit money from my father! i'm not here to put up with your bitch behavior!' (hello narcissism)
- Accuses people of trying to provoke him
- When asked what physical feature women look for in a man lucas immediately says 'big dick' and bases this off of there being 'alot of women dating misogynistic black rappers cause they like big dicks'
- 'Most women are attracted to male model types and dudes with money anyway so bernie sanders doesn't speak to them' (yet he also claims that women view bernie as some kind of sex symbol and has said this for years)
- 'I think I look pretty good...I might be balding a little bit but i'm here to prove I can be a good boyfriend'
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When asked about his dick pics being online lucas asks why they are still bringing that up. HE admits he 'only showed one person that a long ass time ago' and claims they're 'mad because i'm not the way I was! I used to be that punk boy incly type but i'm not anymore' (he did it, he actually did it - he admitted he is an incel during a live interview)
- 'You bring up starbucks you're a bitch! a daffy duck looking motherfucker!'
- 'I am the descendant of kings! I will get an inheritance! my mom was 45 when she retired! my father and grandfather are swimming in money all their lives! obviously there is money there! why do I have to bring up anything about genetics?'
- Lucas: I think I look good. do you think I look good?
goldy: i'm sorry what?
lucas: do you think I look good?
goldy: I mean...you're tall
lucas: i'm an attractive enough dude. I mean if I was in montreal and you were there with some of your gifriends friends....
goldy: hmm...
lucas: ....and she wanted to move to spokane and were going to fly back and forth in this fantasy world....could I get someone like your girlfriend is what i'm saying
goldy: ....I wonder. I mean I can't tell. we're not in that universe
lucas: *starts incoherent rambling*
goldy: ....lets change the subject
....If that exchange doesn't prove just how stupid lucas is to not see he was being fucked with I don't know what does
- When asked if he is still going to kill himself in 2035 lucas says he thinks thats not goingto happen cause the more he does podcasts the more he thinks people are waking up to the truth about telomeres
- Claims his friend is a christian and has shown him alot of christians will play devils advocate and then show who and what they really are to him
- Claims to have an 18 year old atheist friend
- He is asked if isaac will come on the show and lucas says he might. lucas is apprehensive about saying that
- He refers to isaac as handsome, humble in the way he gets women and 'brown skinned cause hes latin american and irish, hooks up with alot of women....but...hes a good guy and is like my brother'
- 'Walter fate is a bitch! he tries to stalk me! hes in the military! I don't like that little fruit looking guy! nobody likes the guy! hes a fruit looking bitch!' (nice gay slander there lucas)
- When asked what isaacs last name is lucas gets very defensive, says he doesn't want to say what it is (gee I wonder why, couldn't be he would say something that contradicts lucas right) and while claiming he would be interested in the three way podcast lucas 'doesn't know how he would do that'
- Lucas brings up the tarot cards. Goes on about it in such a way as to imply he thinks the kiwi doing it was actually being serious and that it was an actual tarot card reading rather than just fucking with him 'its not the 1300s anymore i'm a skeptical thinker in all things!'
- Goldy offers kfc for both of them if isaac does the show. lucas jumps on that saying he would totally do it but doesn't know how it would work again and says the microphone on the phone isn't enough to do it right and that he can't hear very well without the headphones
- In mid sentence in all of this lucas randomly blurts out 'walter fate is an ageist and a classist! fuck you!' multiple times, confusing goldy momentarily
- ' You really seem to hate walter fate'
'I HATE walter fate! everyone hates him! hes a little bitch! hes a bitch! a little bitch! an overly pedantic self righteous bitch! like chris hansen! fruit looking bitch! his voice sounds like a gargles cheese wiz!'
- Goldy starts rolling a joint at this point, clearly needing it to deal with lucas
- Lucas talks about how his dad collects playboys and how he used to sneak into his closet and take them. also claims his dad used to sit around reading them at his grandfathers house (by which he means the articles) he says they are good and well thought out articles, best publication in the country. lucas admits he had a subscription to playboy for a year or so before getting the internet
- Goldy baits lucas into talking about his porn tastes on the internet
- Lucas claims his mother is a prude that reads 50 shades of grey and calls her a hypocrite for it 'porn is smut but you read 50 shades of grey?! hypocrite!'
- Apparently his mother hates trump with a passion and they'll vote for whatever democrat is there, not caring if biden is a pedo. Note he LITERALLY says that. and considering lucas is a pedo himself that somehow doesn't surprise me
- Lucas goes on weird rant about how big the gay community is in spokane
- Lucas brings up the old AOL chatrooms for sex back in the day. gee...no red flags there at all
- 'If I had kids i'd give them a phone, say don't die and come back when you want food. go do your thing! do drugs or whatever!' (totally cut out to be a parent)
- Lucas brings up the possibility of said child being 16 and dating someone under 35 and how he wouldn't be up their ass about the relationship but 'would be like why are you dating someone so immature and shitty toward women?!' because they are under 35
- Lucas refers to goldy as batting 90 while he is batting 100 and if you gave him the chance to go on a date he would 'blow goldy out of the water'
- Lucas proudly refers to himself as having been a latchkey kid
- Claims that on school nights if he got back late he'd have to sleep outside cause he had no key (even if was like 5 minutes late)
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Lucas momentarily slips up and utters the phrase 'oh so you're 15 and dating a 40 year old man? I don't care go ahead' when explaining his future father behavior toward his kids
- 'I'd be a bill cosby dad' (read into that what you will)
- Goldy mentions the next episode there will be guests coming into the show. lucas agrees but gets immediately agitated and demands nobody ask about 'start buttons' 'its a dead horse! let it go! if anybody brings them up i'm gone! if they accuse me of being a pedo i'm gone! look me up on any sex offender watch list and I won't exist cause you're lying ass morons!'
- 'I'm poor because I want to be poor ok?!'
- 'I'm poor. I want to live in a homeless shelter, thats how you find enlightenment'
- Lucas ends the podcast being jittery about the idea of isaac joining him next time. he is clearly concerned that he may say something that lucas doesn't like or that contradicts his previous statements during a live interview with witnesses. he 'agrees' the guy will be interested but does it in such a way that implies it won't be possible to make happen. lucas is clearly hiding something
So yeah, lucas did and said some real questionable things during that podcast. These things are doing more damage to lucas than he realizes
