Thanks. This is the one he posted just prior to that one. I think to be able to "exist" he has to create delusion that there are young women that secretly want his mangy little dick. That's why too, he's so easily trolled and catfished.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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LeeLoo
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I love when there are still a few honest comments on his IG and a good ol’ fashioned catfish as opposed to the ass kissing trolls.
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I know this is a little late, but must he refer to zoomers as 'baby zoom'? I recoiled from my screen every time.
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Unfortunately yes, he must. Lucas is a human recoil. Fuck her in the pee-hole, bragging about fisting women with his entire arm, showing off his almost 300 pound MRSA sore ridden body that is nothing more than fat and saggy skin, grooming his greasy, stringy, mullet, his caveman eating and god awful eating noises, also referring to women as honies, pussy, ovulators. I could go on, but I need to vomit.
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Even with all my familiarity with Wernalia, I find him almost unbelievable as a sincere figure.
Even with his broken brain, EVEN with his bipolar / schizoid whatever, HOW is it possible that a man could use the phrase "juicier uterus" in earnest, while attempting to pick up women?
Lucas's relative verbal fluency belies how broken his brain really is.
I think the central reason why his family has cut him off socially, beyond individual incidents like the niece shit, is Lucas's disgusting, constant sexual non-sequiturs. He seems as though he's one step away from pulling his genitals out in public. He's a massive embarrassment. "Socially acceptable" does not exist for Lucas; he has a thought, he expels it, just like his well-documented public flatulence.
Lucas's ONLY saving grace is his pathological shyness; absent this, these desires which are ALWAYS WITH HIM would eventually be acted out.
He's a monster.
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There's a number of reasons why in the extremely unlikely event that it happened, it'd be a hilarious disappointment that'd have him raging in a whole new series of deliciously entertaining ways for us, cause we know even if he didn't admit it at first the details would come out eventually, they always do.
- Even though he hasn't got laid in 8+ years he's still been pumping his weewee to the point it malfunctions; doesn't bode well for copulation.
- Men with beetus are prone to being unable to orgasm during intercourse because of decreased nerve sensitivity.
- Walking around town shouting at your phone for the majority of the day then spending all your tard bucks on "impressive" back to back artery clogging meals doesn't count as exercise. Fatty would be huffing and wheezing and need to stop for a breather half a minute in.
- Lucas is definitely the type of dude that needs to ask his doctor if his heart is healthy enough for sexual activity. He'd get all worked up and end up having some kind of cardiac event just from seeing a pair of zoomer boobies IRL.
What worries me, the older he gets, the more desperate he's going to get, leading to overcoming his shyness and fear of the law. Also a situation arising where he can't hold back (getting a girl alone, far from help).
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I think he left the HOC for 2 reasons:
1-they put a stop to Lucas doing videos, taking selfies for his memes inside the shelter.
2- after his "respite"/got over his sore foot, no more staying inside the shelter during the day.
When he was at the Arena shelter, he was taking selfies inside the shelter during the day, use his phone during the night, come and go as he pleased. Now at the Salvation Army shelter it looks to be the same.
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This legitimately short circuited my brain for a second.
It’s like a möbius strip of overlapping and contradictory meanings. What is it trying to convey? Is he asking us this question? Is he asking himself? Or is this a rhetorical exercise in which his simple existence confirms the answer to the question in the affirmtive? Or are we, the viewer, the idiots comprising America and Wern is the last intellect standing? Or is Wern, as an American himself, confirming we are all idiots in this scenario?
It seems an impenetrable cypher in which we may never know the true answer.
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Lucas speaks like a low functioning 40 year old pedo trying to woo teenagers.
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Maybe it's a coping mechanism. The world has always treated him with utter revulsion even when he was just an awkward child, so maybe his aggressively disgusting non sequiturs are a way to repel people on his own terms, and maybe have more of an effect on any Zoomer baes exposed to his words. Not that he'd be aware of this consciously.
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I think Lucas posts pics of all these huge tit, many fake tit girls acting like it's what he's supposed to be attracted to. You're not going to find those bodies with "baby zooms". Maybe it's Lucas hiding his desire for flat 11 year old girls, maybe it's because he's actually gay, maybe both.
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Wow. Lucas is actually trying to warn women about the dangers of obesity? Fucking delusional POS. So glad he got called out.
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He's already deleted the comment so it deserves to be posted in large print.
Lucas -- as per recent court documents, you're at 297 pounds and definitely obese.
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So in Lucas' new video he seems to have found a new place "half a mile" from his new shelter to be a creep in public, since he got banned from the park for being an incel.
"Why do I hate flatbill baseball cap dudes?"
Because you're insane and believe you're just an eternal victim, which is why you need to create a scapegoat to blame all your problems onto so you appear the nice reasonable decent guy
"Every time I see you walking around out there, you've got like 2 or 3 hot girlfriends on your arm. You're the most agephobic leftist in name only greed mongering of the women bullshit artist motherfuckers" Teens hanging out with their friends is not greedy nor does it automatically mean they are dating Lucas. Unlike you, they are capable of having friends who are women and don't have their entire life revolve around sex.
"Whenever I show up you sit there talking to yourself, switching the word 'you' and 'I' around. And you have no love, you're the hardest person to befriend" Coming from the unmedicated schizo who has multiple videos of him screaming to himself, kinda funny you accuse kids of doing the same when we all know they're not behaving like you. They're hard to befriend because most kids want nothing to do with someone the same age as their parents, it's creepy and weird and since you're a schizo hobo it's even more awkward, you're just not a likeable person Lucas, it's not that complicated.
"You simp clones, you're everywhere with the hot girls and they don't even like you. You just sit there running your mouth talking to yourself"
Coming from the simp predator who's been catfishes at least 9 times that's kinda funny, and given you dress like the archetypical fat hobo you're in no place to call others clones, a baseball cap is still more stylish than the shelter handouts you wear Lucas. They're everywhere with the girls because they're the same age group and have the most in common and are most likely friends. They don't like you Lucas, that's why you're single and no millennial or zoomer women want you, stop trying to project your incel status onto others, you're the one sat gorging yourself and running your dumb mouth, can you really not go a few hours without being a pig?
"So, explain to me how your fucking baseball cap entitles you to women. The hot women. You all look the same, you're all the same, you all act the same. You're the greediest people I ever met"
Explain to me why your incel behavior entitles you to women. You're the one demanding women be your slave. You hobos all look the same, yet you don't see anyone complaining how you all look and smell like shit. You've been behaving the same for at least 8 years and where has it got you? No friends, no family want anything to do with you, you're just a fat balding 40 year old hobo screaming into your phone, what an achievement. If you're gonna yell others are greedy, try not begging people online for free food and women
"Throw em to me on Instagram then zoomer, now!! I hate you, how you resemble a republican to me. That's why you walk around with 3 girlfriends at a time, sometimes. I hate your opulence. Throw em to me on Instagram then greedy!"
Kinda hard to tell what the creep is saying at times when he's actively eating while talking. I wish he'd stop spitting food and having it drop down onto his shirt, it's like how I imagine ROTJ would have looked if they kept the human actor for Jabba instead of the creature. By your own admission, you're more of a Republican than anyone in Spokane Lucas, you're greedy, entitled, want women and food all for yourself, the only thing separating you from being Republican is you're homeless, which you deserve to be for the rest of your worthless existence. You hate their wealth? Nice attempt at using the big words Lucas, but we both know you're just a jealous little bitch, as you have no problem with wealth if its your own. The only leftist in name only is you, nice gaslighting though. Throw a woman to you? I know you have the brain of a rutting animal, but no child deserves to be left alone with a pedo like you. Zoomers, much like the millennials before, are not in the cards for you. I am looking forward to 10 years from now when you're screaming this same shit about generation alpha
"Why do I hate flatbill baseball cap dudes?"
Because you're insane and believe you're just an eternal victim, which is why you need to create a scapegoat to blame all your problems onto so you appear the nice reasonable decent guy
"Every time I see you walking around out there, you've got like 2 or 3 hot girlfriends on your arm. You're the most agephobic leftist in name only greed mongering of the women bullshit artist motherfuckers" Teens hanging out with their friends is not greedy nor does it automatically mean they are dating Lucas. Unlike you, they are capable of having friends who are women and don't have their entire life revolve around sex.
"Whenever I show up you sit there talking to yourself, switching the word 'you' and 'I' around. And you have no love, you're the hardest person to befriend" Coming from the unmedicated schizo who has multiple videos of him screaming to himself, kinda funny you accuse kids of doing the same when we all know they're not behaving like you. They're hard to befriend because most kids want nothing to do with someone the same age as their parents, it's creepy and weird and since you're a schizo hobo it's even more awkward, you're just not a likeable person Lucas, it's not that complicated.
"You simp clones, you're everywhere with the hot girls and they don't even like you. You just sit there running your mouth talking to yourself"
Coming from the simp predator who's been catfishes at least 9 times that's kinda funny, and given you dress like the archetypical fat hobo you're in no place to call others clones, a baseball cap is still more stylish than the shelter handouts you wear Lucas. They're everywhere with the girls because they're the same age group and have the most in common and are most likely friends. They don't like you Lucas, that's why you're single and no millennial or zoomer women want you, stop trying to project your incel status onto others, you're the one sat gorging yourself and running your dumb mouth, can you really not go a few hours without being a pig?
"So, explain to me how your fucking baseball cap entitles you to women. The hot women. You all look the same, you're all the same, you all act the same. You're the greediest people I ever met"
Explain to me why your incel behavior entitles you to women. You're the one demanding women be your slave. You hobos all look the same, yet you don't see anyone complaining how you all look and smell like shit. You've been behaving the same for at least 8 years and where has it got you? No friends, no family want anything to do with you, you're just a fat balding 40 year old hobo screaming into your phone, what an achievement. If you're gonna yell others are greedy, try not begging people online for free food and women
"Throw em to me on Instagram then zoomer, now!! I hate you, how you resemble a republican to me. That's why you walk around with 3 girlfriends at a time, sometimes. I hate your opulence. Throw em to me on Instagram then greedy!"
Kinda hard to tell what the creep is saying at times when he's actively eating while talking. I wish he'd stop spitting food and having it drop down onto his shirt, it's like how I imagine ROTJ would have looked if they kept the human actor for Jabba instead of the creature. By your own admission, you're more of a Republican than anyone in Spokane Lucas, you're greedy, entitled, want women and food all for yourself, the only thing separating you from being Republican is you're homeless, which you deserve to be for the rest of your worthless existence. You hate their wealth? Nice attempt at using the big words Lucas, but we both know you're just a jealous little bitch, as you have no problem with wealth if its your own. The only leftist in name only is you, nice gaslighting though. Throw a woman to you? I know you have the brain of a rutting animal, but no child deserves to be left alone with a pedo like you. Zoomers, much like the millennials before, are not in the cards for you. I am looking forward to 10 years from now when you're screaming this same shit about generation alpha
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Lucas still insists he's lost 200 lbs for you zoomer baes. I think he needs to be reminded plenty about this 297 lb, 40 BMI, clearly morbidly obese weight.
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Lucas's diction is striking. He has no control over it, though. As always he's at the mercy of his obsessions.
To paraphrase:
When Lucas earnestly attempts poetry the results are dull. Boring, declarative language that exposes the limits of his imagination. His creative writing amounts to tedious exposition of his fixations, like Wound.
Yet, when Lucas describes female reproductive organs, and mating, he evinces a tarded genius.
"Juicier uterus." This is the most awful combination of two words English permits.
He's desperately creative, but totally barren. He wants to spawn wernlings. He'll have to settle for dried vaginas.
When he's says that, what comes to mind is the Psycho Freak Lucas eating a juicy womb/juicier uterus with a side of Fava beans.
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I think todays videos proved this to be very true. Great observations.
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Comparing him to Hannibal Lecter is an insult to Lecter. Lucas is more like the insane freak a few cells down that flings jizz on Agent Starling as she's walking by. All jokes aside, the farther he descends into this hyper obsession with his own older daddy spunk and young fertile baby zooms is a ticking time bomb. It's only a matter of time until he's flinging his jizz at women in the streets.