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He hasn't changed shirts in almost a week. I bet he smells terrible. I think HOC may have made him wash his clothes at some point.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Imagine how long he's been wearing the same underwear.
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And he chose the most attention grabbing shade of green. If he’d gone with a neutral shade or even white he might have gotten away with wearing the same shirt all week unnoticed.
Man, he's really dangling his parent's "alleged" millions on the hook. and Gen Z girls are morons for not taking the bait.
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Who’s asking him for anything, other than to stop his behavior?
My thinking is he made up the "When I first meet these guys I gotta feed them" and it does not happen. He thinks it'll make him look like the "good guy" --" I buy them food, yet the greedy flat billed donald ducks still don't share their hoard of Gen Z girls with me".
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A couple times in the latest video Lucas seemed to be struggling with himself and his inner conversation. There were a couple times he had to stop himself from saying the truth and reframe what he was saying back into his regular talking points. At least when stopping himself from saying outright he hates zoomer baes in the same sentence he is attempting to win them over. A small bit of awareness from our Wern. Probably not a good idea to tell the women you want to fuck that you hate them.
But the striking thing was seeing how he reacts when someone starts to address him directly. Holy shit does he look like a frightened child when he is forced to interact directly with someone else. He looked absolutely petrified at one point. The comparison of Lucas to the omega ape in the jungle submitting to the stronger alpha ape is so apt it’s almost scary. He literally displays submission with physical cues like an animal. We have seen this before in previous videos but for some reason it really stood out in this latest one.
But the striking thing was seeing how he reacts when someone starts to address him directly. Holy shit does he look like a frightened child when he is forced to interact directly with someone else. He looked absolutely petrified at one point. The comparison of Lucas to the omega ape in the jungle submitting to the stronger alpha ape is so apt it’s almost scary. He literally displays submission with physical cues like an animal. We have seen this before in previous videos but for some reason it really stood out in this latest one.
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"Lost 200 lbs to father your children. No. Be hateful. Fantastic." is my new favorite Lucas quote. It says so much in just 11 words. I feel fortunate that he posted it.
This one is great, too.
"So father can hold his legacy in his strong, caring arms."
What explains this tremendous burst of creativity?
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This one is great, too.
"So father can hold his legacy in his strong, caring arms."
What explains this tremendous burst of creativity?
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It's uncanny isn't it? How he physically signals his total lack of social status and strength. It's cute when a dog shows you it's belly. When a man does it, it's funny.
Juicy uterus Gen Z ladies, you're missing your chance and burning the bridge to Lucas (the Spokane Freak) Werner's mangy little dick.
He finally changed shirt but what's with his shirt off to the side. He's had botton up shirts that way in other selfies. Does he think it makes him look sexy.
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He finally changed shirt but what's with his shirt off to the side. He's had botton up shirts that way in other selfies. Does he think it makes him look sexy.
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Is that a cyst on his neck?
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It's as though hes trying to reproduce by budding.
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Totally agree. Either that or it's just more of his transactional crap. Despite what @klickitat said, I don't think any of his desire to give things to other people comes from some home-grown politeness because he grew up in the midwest or some such, I think it's entirely him trying to set up a two-way street so that he can expect people to give him girls later on.
He Always, ALWAYS mentions what he gives people: he always says how generous he is over and over again just for sharing you know a couple puffs on a joint with someone, no this is not standard American politesse, this is Lucas trying to make people owe him.
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He does have this weird drive to establish reciprocity through worthless gifts. Often with food. But what he wants in return is poonaner: men must not sexually compete with him, or even share poonaner; women must mate with him.
This is how a tard ape demonstrates his value to his rivals and the potential mates with the juicy uteri.
For example, Lucas gives you weed. Lucas has weed. Lucas can provide weed. Lucas matters. Lucas, vagina.
Take Lucas seriously. Because weed.
Or, Lucas gives you pep stick. Pep stick is food. Lucas feeds you. Lucas matters. Lucas, vagina.
What a way to bid for status. This is primitive manipulation, crudely done, and I love watching it.
He also tries to signal status through self improvement. This behavior is a bit more complex, and also great to observe.
I have lost 200 lbs to father your children, Gen Z. Weight loss is self improvement. Self improvement is praiseworthy. Praise Lucas. Lucas, vagina.
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I wonder if Lucas also lost his clothing from whatever happened 8 July. We're not seeing any of the 4 shirts he rotated monthly.
Lucas you admitted you didn't know if you were in your parent's wills, and here's the proof:
What a despicable entity you are to keep going on and on, salivating/looking forward to the death of your parents and the "alleged" millions you think you are going to get. I pity/feel sorry for your parents for ending up with a despicable son like you. At this point, with you salivating to get your hands on whatever money/property they have, I don't think your father and mother would be safe with you around.
I you don't die first (looks like you are already on the track to 6 ft under) they are going to leave you as you are, in the hands of the state.
What a despicable entity you are to keep going on and on, salivating/looking forward to the death of your parents and the "alleged" millions you think you are going to get. I pity/feel sorry for your parents for ending up with a despicable son like you. At this point, with you salivating to get your hands on whatever money/property they have, I don't think your father and mother would be safe with you around.
I you don't die first (looks like you are already on the track to 6 ft under) they are going to leave you as you are, in the hands of the state.
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Is he getting trolled in the comments more frequently or am I just getting there faster than he's deleting them?
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See, that part I didn't find weird. That's a really common thing in a lot of cultures, to offer food as a welcoming gesture or as a gesture to show friendship or love toward someone.
In the upper Midwest US, especially outside of large city centers, where there's still a largely dominant Nordic, German, and Polish background, it's almost impossible to visit someone's house either as a relative, friend, partner, or Air BnB client if the owner is still home and not be almost constantly offered food.
Super common among the Hmong populations here as well.
You're technically allowed to refuse it but it's like some goddamned magic spell where you have to say 'no' in very polite ways at least three times and even then you'll probably get food sent with you when you leave.
Not sure if that's how it works in Aberdeen, WA which is where I think he grew up, but the food offering thing is a thing even I just do automatically if someone visits or if I have shareable food on me and, god forbid because I legitimately hate it, a stranger strikes up conversation with me in public.
Lucas has shitty intent behind what he's doing, as he's expecting something in return, but most normal people (from certain parts of the US anyway) just kind of auto offer food to people. We're like a website that pops up that, "HEY, YOU WANT 15% OFF? ENTER YOUR EMAIL! WE PROMISE NEVER TO SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE WITH FUNERAL POTATOES BECAUSE WE MADE WAY TOO MANY FOR THE LAST FUNERAL WE ATTENDED."
There's a funny, to me at least since I'm from that area, bit in How to Talk Minnesotan that ran on PBS in the 80s about food and when I watch it my brain just goes, "...okay but why is that weird?"
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Yeah but in lucas's case its very much a transactional situation. He isn't doing it due to any customs, hes doing it to get people indebted to him, at least in his mind. He's had that attitude toward people for years
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Case in point:
He emulates his hero the silverback gorilla to a disturbing degree
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"Violent street attack", that left no mark on him. The only thing is the scrape on his knee that is the result of Lucas slipping and falling picking up litter the day after the alleged attack.
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