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Personally, I'd like to see him represent himself and have someone record that hilarity.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Personally, I'd like to see him represent himself and have someone record that hilarity.
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I wonder why he is saying the dude is El Salvadorian....he grew up in Shelton, WA and looks mighty white to me. I can't imagine any of the few times that Lucas spoke to Larry or his mother, that they divulged any information about her boyfriend that she's had for a few years. (if we are talking about the niece in the photo playing Meeple Toss)
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none of that makes him a danger to self or others imminently, which is what you stated.
my actual degree negates the ability to be an armchair psychologist. And as I am licensed in Washington, I can diagnose him from my state, but wouldn’t. The point is that is diagnostic symptoms are evident.
Like I said, you are confusing tv psychology with actual medicolegal practice. Evidence of that is you confusing the fact that Lucas is predatory for him being identifiable as an imminent danger to self or others such to substantiate medicating or admitting. If he becomes a threat again as in the past, he can be.
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I'm really disappointed that he blocked me immediately on Instagram and I can't watch these videos sooner.
That being said, god and jesus bless comrade klickitat for providing us with his madness!
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Is he really saying the "attack" that happened weeks ago happened because of a video posted a few days ago? That timeline will never stand up in court lucas. 
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Also, what would Crime Check say about a 40 year-old man who admitted to attempting to blackmail innocent people for sex with young women? What about a man who has solicited underage girls for sex and nude pics? What about a man who has willfully ignored his probation restrictions by smoking weed? There is evidence of all of this.Is he really saying the "attack" that happened weeks ago happened because of a video posted a few days ago? That timeline will never stand up in court lucas.
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Haha I like how he "ate at incrediburger once with an African-American chick" with 'once' seemingly referring to some general time in the past... then he adds "this summer" which recontextualises 'once' definitively as JUST ONE TIME. I'm not racist, I had one burger with one black woman one time.Is he really saying the "attack" that happened weeks ago happened because of a video posted a few days ago? That timeline will never stand up in court lucas.
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Seems like he might have been here on the farms again? I wonder if this is a result of what @GleamingTheQ-Bert said a little while ago.
Lmfao at him eating with a black chick means he's not racist. He really fuckin said that. I don't think I've ever actually seen the "I'm not racist, I have a black friend" excuse in action until now.
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I need a 40 y/o Lucas in the asylum right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now right now
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Lucas: I’M NOT A RACIST
Also Lucas:
Did anyone back up the lawsuit video he deleted yesterday?
Also Lucas:
Did anyone back up the lawsuit video he deleted yesterday?
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Listen to Lucas Werner for any length of time, and you will notice that he uses the word “faggot” freely. He pronounces it something like “fay-get.” This quirk of diction alone has lead some observers to declare that Lucas is a homophobe. Lucas hates being accused of homophobia, and often claims to be a straight ally. He has devoted entire YouTube videos to defending his use of the slur, using it all the while. This is not unusual. Few people embrace the title of “homophobe,” and many folks from Lucas’s generation grew up using "faggot" to mean “contemptible person” or “man lacking masculine qualities.”
Lucas Werner is, even if straight, a faggot.
It is conspicuous that Lucas is terrified of being called gay and goes to great lengths to signal that he is not gay. Not to mention the allegations that he's performed oral sex on a flatbill, or the speculation that he may in fact be homosexual.
Let's examine Lucas's attitudes towards faggotry in some detail.
Lucas Werner is, even if straight, a faggot.
It is conspicuous that Lucas is terrified of being called gay and goes to great lengths to signal that he is not gay. Not to mention the allegations that he's performed oral sex on a flatbill, or the speculation that he may in fact be homosexual.
Let's examine Lucas's attitudes towards faggotry in some detail.
The eminent Wernologist, @QueenBurritoSupreme, once related the following anecdote about Lucas
Homosexuality looms large in Lucas’s imagination. In 2010, he wrote a personal reflection for the It Gets Better project “because I know what it’s like to be ostracized for being different.” He immediately denied being gay and claimed to be a “straight ally,” apparently concerned that people would assume he was gay if he wrote about gayness. Note that the subject of his personal reflection is largely his romantic struggles. It may be found here:
Lucas reveals, in his personal reflection, his extreme sensitivity about being mistaken for being gay, or called gay. The villain of Lucas’s narrative is a fellow named Cyrus Lachel, who is now a minor nerd journalist, but was then a friend of Lucas who was much more successful in the courtship game. Consider the following passage :
This is a very curious understanding of homosexuality. Lucas presents homosexuality, as a heterosexual strategy for scoring poonaner. And he is terrified of not scoring any poonaner. Here, Lucas is not concerned with being described as a "guy who blows loads with guys" so much as being described as a "contemptible man lacking male qualities" that is excluded from courtship competition. He preoccupied with the dismissive, figurative use of "faggot" and "gay." And he conflates both the literal and figurative meaning, perhaps indicating that he accepts that they are the same.
But Cyrus wasn’t the only person calling Lucas gay. Lucas relates one of the many problems he had when trying to speak to girls as an awkward, fat young man that didn't lose his virginity until he was 27. At some point in the typical failed conversation the girl would ask:
Lucas insists on presenting himself as a straight ally, even if he needs you to understand that he finds gay sex is icky so you know he's straight. He's not just a straight ally, he's a straight, straight ally:
Lucas is plainly concerned about being mistaken for gay and being called gay by romantic rivals. He thinks that this will lead to a failure in his courtship competition for teen poonaner. He knows other men call him gay to get laid and hoard the baes. He knows that he must assert his heterosexuality to avoid this, because if he is known as gay, he will be precluded from teen poonaner. He knows a lot that isn't so.
To the extent that homophobia manifests as the fear of being socially excluded for being gay, Lucas may evince homophobia. He fears that other men will destroy his ability to compete for women in the courtship game by calling him "faggot." He fears women will not notice that he's playing the courtship game, and call him "gay." Lucas must avoid being called or seen as gay at all costs; it is catastrophic to his quest for teenage poonaner. To the extent that he is a failure at the courtship game, and has demonstrated no ability to compete for the attention of women, he cannot afford to be seen as gay. Yet, he also cannot afford to be too anti-gay. To do so would alienate people that Lucas's wants to ally with. And so a curious dynamic emerges: Lucas goes to great lengths to establish his heterosexuality, and to foreclose the possibility that he may be mistaken for or called a homosexual, all the while claiming to be a straight ally yet using the word "faggot" casually.
But perhaps there is a different reason why Lucas is haunted by being mistaken for or called gay.
First, we must acknowledge a persistent rumor that Lucas has engaged in homosexual activity, something that I have covered elsewhere. TLDR Lucas is said to have given a blow job to a flatbill named Jason Perva, who was also a roomie/romantic rival to Lucas. Just like Cyrus before him.
Could Lucas Werner be a self-loathing faggot or bisexual?
Lucas's sexual orientation has been the subject of some speculation, despite his obsession with the vagina's of teenage girls. He seems more concerned with homosexuality than most heterosexual men. Maybe he protests too much. Some read his behavior with women, and apparent hyper-sexuality, as overcompensation, desperately trying to demonstrate that he is straight.
Moreover, it is a known fact that Lucas has told people (I will not be more specific than that), that he has had homosexual desires or curiosity. While I am certain that such conversations did occur, Lucas may have simply been lying. Moreover, he may have been employing a sneaky courtship strategy. He would not be the first Gen X loser to affect an ambiguous sexual orientation to get attention from women. Presenting as gay so that a woman will try to prove that he is not.
I take no position on whether or not Lucas is homosexual or bisexual, though I know that certain Wernologists suspect he may be. Moreover, I've no desire to mock someone for being homosexual, even if I do have a strong desire to mock Lucas. Lucas's alleged faggotry is only interesting to the extent that he denies it and is afraid of it, or it can illuminate certain other behavioral patterns. Such as his weird courtship behaviors and competitiveness with other men, especially flatbills.
But Lucas Werner is nonetheless a faggot, in the sense that he himself uses the word. He is "Stupid or Lame." He is a contemptible man lacking masculine qualities. And that may ultimately be why he is so fixated on people calling him gay: they're telling him that he can't score. There's nothing more frightening to a man that views sexual conquest as a way to redeem himself and prove he is not in fact a worthless loser.
So Lucas Werner is afraid that you think he's gay.
This aggression towards a "gay" man is uncharacteristic of Lucas, who is known to be exceedingly timid and submissive. But apparently, he feels comfortable being aggressive towards gay men. Perhaps he was concerned that the "gay" man had assumed he was gay, and signaled as much with an accidental bump. At the very least, Lucas is sensitive about being thought of as gay, to the point where he may be unusually aggressive.
Homosexuality looms large in Lucas’s imagination. In 2010, he wrote a personal reflection for the It Gets Better project “because I know what it’s like to be ostracized for being different.” He immediately denied being gay and claimed to be a “straight ally,” apparently concerned that people would assume he was gay if he wrote about gayness. Note that the subject of his personal reflection is largely his romantic struggles. It may be found here:
Lucas reveals, in his personal reflection, his extreme sensitivity about being mistaken for being gay, or called gay. The villain of Lucas’s narrative is a fellow named Cyrus Lachel, who is now a minor nerd journalist, but was then a friend of Lucas who was much more successful in the courtship game. Consider the following passage :
He continues:
Apparently afraid that you will miss the point, Lucas goes even further:
Lucas makes his thoughts about what Cyrus is up to very concrete:
This is a remarkably revealing passage. Lucas obviously associates homosexuality with weakness, which he associates with failure to compete for women. Gayness is a characteristic like being shy, or nerdy. It makes it hard to compete for women. Not necessarily because if you're gay you don't care to compete for women, though. In Lucas's imagination, homosexuality is something that, if one is accused of, precludes one from being considered as a potential sexual partner by women. Men use homosexuality, or claims of it, to hoard women. Homosexuality has the power to exclude one from the courtship game. Even a mention of it. And men apparently call other men gay all the time to sabotage their chances of getting poonaner, or to assert their dominance.
This is a very curious understanding of homosexuality. Lucas presents homosexuality, as a heterosexual strategy for scoring poonaner. And he is terrified of not scoring any poonaner. Here, Lucas is not concerned with being described as a "guy who blows loads with guys" so much as being described as a "contemptible man lacking male qualities" that is excluded from courtship competition. He preoccupied with the dismissive, figurative use of "faggot" and "gay." And he conflates both the literal and figurative meaning, perhaps indicating that he accepts that they are the same.
But Cyrus wasn’t the only person calling Lucas gay. Lucas relates one of the many problems he had when trying to speak to girls as an awkward, fat young man that didn't lose his virginity until he was 27. At some point in the typical failed conversation the girl would ask:
Perhaps Lucas was concerned that women were calling him gay because he had been excluded from the courtship game? To signal that they didn't see him as a potential sexual partner? In any event, Lucas went to great lengths to establish his ignorance of gayness, and to describe how he developed an awareness of it. When confronted with the reality of faggotry by his mother this was Lucas’s response;
It's tempting to read this as a clumsy, gratuitous assertion of his heterosexuality. He wants you to know that the idea of homosexuality hasn't occurred to him, and doesn't appeal to him. Icky. Perhaps he's conflating the two uses of gay: insult and descriptor. He does not want to be seen as dismissive of homosexuals, and he wants to be understood as a man that can compete for women. His use of language is unstable, and he must be very wary of being seen as gay less he be sexually excluded by women.
Lucas insists on presenting himself as a straight ally, even if he needs you to understand that he finds gay sex is icky so you know he's straight. He's not just a straight ally, he's a straight, straight ally:
But to make the point again that he is not gay, and it holds no appeal for him:
Maybe he's presenting this admission as a bit of guilt. Lucas then makes an obviously false claim:
This is bullshit. As discussed here, Lucas's understanding of the word is primarily as "Lame or Stupid" or otherwise sexually excluded.
Lucas is plainly concerned about being mistaken for gay and being called gay by romantic rivals. He thinks that this will lead to a failure in his courtship competition for teen poonaner. He knows other men call him gay to get laid and hoard the baes. He knows that he must assert his heterosexuality to avoid this, because if he is known as gay, he will be precluded from teen poonaner. He knows a lot that isn't so.
To the extent that homophobia manifests as the fear of being socially excluded for being gay, Lucas may evince homophobia. He fears that other men will destroy his ability to compete for women in the courtship game by calling him "faggot." He fears women will not notice that he's playing the courtship game, and call him "gay." Lucas must avoid being called or seen as gay at all costs; it is catastrophic to his quest for teenage poonaner. To the extent that he is a failure at the courtship game, and has demonstrated no ability to compete for the attention of women, he cannot afford to be seen as gay. Yet, he also cannot afford to be too anti-gay. To do so would alienate people that Lucas's wants to ally with. And so a curious dynamic emerges: Lucas goes to great lengths to establish his heterosexuality, and to foreclose the possibility that he may be mistaken for or called a homosexual, all the while claiming to be a straight ally yet using the word "faggot" casually.
But perhaps there is a different reason why Lucas is haunted by being mistaken for or called gay.
First, we must acknowledge a persistent rumor that Lucas has engaged in homosexual activity, something that I have covered elsewhere. TLDR Lucas is said to have given a blow job to a flatbill named Jason Perva, who was also a roomie/romantic rival to Lucas. Just like Cyrus before him.
Could Lucas Werner be a self-loathing faggot or bisexual?
Lucas's sexual orientation has been the subject of some speculation, despite his obsession with the vagina's of teenage girls. He seems more concerned with homosexuality than most heterosexual men. Maybe he protests too much. Some read his behavior with women, and apparent hyper-sexuality, as overcompensation, desperately trying to demonstrate that he is straight.
Moreover, it is a known fact that Lucas has told people (I will not be more specific than that), that he has had homosexual desires or curiosity. While I am certain that such conversations did occur, Lucas may have simply been lying. Moreover, he may have been employing a sneaky courtship strategy. He would not be the first Gen X loser to affect an ambiguous sexual orientation to get attention from women. Presenting as gay so that a woman will try to prove that he is not.
I take no position on whether or not Lucas is homosexual or bisexual, though I know that certain Wernologists suspect he may be. Moreover, I've no desire to mock someone for being homosexual, even if I do have a strong desire to mock Lucas. Lucas's alleged faggotry is only interesting to the extent that he denies it and is afraid of it, or it can illuminate certain other behavioral patterns. Such as his weird courtship behaviors and competitiveness with other men, especially flatbills.
But Lucas Werner is nonetheless a faggot, in the sense that he himself uses the word. He is "Stupid or Lame." He is a contemptible man lacking masculine qualities. And that may ultimately be why he is so fixated on people calling him gay: they're telling him that he can't score. There's nothing more frightening to a man that views sexual conquest as a way to redeem himself and prove he is not in fact a worthless loser.
So Lucas Werner is afraid that you think he's gay.
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In his later video Lucas has a conversation with his food. Weird laughter and creepy kiss, nod head, fuck, comment around 2:10
Wtf is on those fries?
Wtf is on those fries?
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I certainly hope you escalate the rate of Lucas content. You're probably the only person besides Chris Hansen Lucas acknowledges in his videos. It's nice seeing something get under that dumb smug face he always pulls
Which video was the screenshot from? I suspect Klickitat will have achieved it as he does the lord's work in saving the horror of Lucas Werner for future study
Which video was the screenshot from? I suspect Klickitat will have achieved it as he does the lord's work in saving the horror of Lucas Werner for future study
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I know, I know you're tired of my back patting but man, I cannot help it. This was f****** brilliant.
You illuminated so much here, It's like when you write one of these you give us a window into some Behavior we've seen a million times from Lucas and all of a sudden, like Tetris, the blocks start to line up into patterns.
It makes so much sense that, for Lucas, gay is about taking him out of the courtship game, it's not a sexual orientation so much as it is indicative of a lack of heterosexual success.
I've often thought of Lucas's attitude toward blacks as being similar. He said a few times that he would "even" date black women, using the word "even" to indicate that he's doing that and thinks it deserves plaudits, he thinks that a white guy agreeing, or lowering himself, to be willing to date black women deserve some sort of Praise as if this is mature behavior, that he's willing to subvert his desires for white girls, and settle for black girls.
Again, I may be wrong, but this is always how I've read Lucas's discussion of black people, and his supposed interest in black women.
He said on several occasions that his interest in young women is exactly the same as homosexuality, or interracial couples, and these protestations have always seemed to me to have the subtext of Lucas suggesting "I don't criticize the weird sexual s*** you're into so don't criticize the weird sexual s*** that I'm into".
I think Lucas views blackness with the same ambiguous uncertainty that you've addressed he attaches to homosexuality, In the sense that he's said straight out that some affectation of Blackness gets women, or so he thinks, like his famous suggestion that the n-word makes girls horny.
But he's Toeing the line between not wanting to be seen as "too Black" (hating rap, flatbills and "wiggers"), And trying to figure out where that line is between affected Blackness and rejection of black people as sneaky, subversive, and stealing all the women.
Recently he's been highly vocal about black men in particular stealing all the women.
Perhaps I'm reaching by comparing his attitude of Blackness to his attitude towards homosexuality, but your elucidation of the pattern has created a fit in my head where his attitude towards Blackness seems to line up in the same way, He's uncertain about how he feels, he feels some gut-level rejection, but he sees it as being socially accepted by the group he wants to ingratiate himself with, so he feigns some approval of the surface-level attributes associated with it, like the slang.
Edit: since you've made such incredible progress analyzing some of the more interesting aspects of Lucas's neurosis, I would love to hear what you would make of the fact that Lucas thinks his eugenicist argument is going to be appealing to women as sexual partners.
To use the terminology you've established, which I think is great, Why does Lucas think that offering children with Superior DNA is a successful strategy in the courtship game?
It's certainly not a strategy that would appeal to him, were the roles reversed. If you told Lucas that having sex with a physically unattractive mate would result in Superior Offspring, I'm sure that wouldn't increase his desire to have sex with a physically unattractive mate.
So why does Lucas think that this genetic bait, This Promise of ubermensch children, is the most successful strategy, despite the fact that he's been butting his head into this telomere wall for 10 years without success?
I had similar questions as to why Lucas thinks apromise of food is such a guaranteed lure, and some of this is obviously because food is very important to him, but I wanted an understanding of why Lucas thinks that him offering women food gives them something that they couldn't obtain on their own.... to the extent that it would make unwilling or uncertain Partners likely to try a date with him, because of this promise of food.
On some unconscious level, he must think he's offering woman something that they want and would have difficulty obtaining otherwise, and he obviously thinks they esteem food as much as he does.
But still, curious.
One of your "deep dives" on either of the subjects would be much appreciated.
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Work has been busy af this week so if it dropped after the one where he was fingering the podcast business cards and before the nearly 15 minute long string of gibberish this morning, I probably missed it. He often does a lot of uploading while I'm at work. When it's quiet it's not hard to snag them, when it's constant phone-customer-phone-customer-breathing-is-for-the-unemployed I sadly miss one now and then
I was almost ready to upload stuff tonight then he uploaded two more little videos so on pause again to add those in later.
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On the food thing. That is one of his biggest delusions. "Oh, I can take you out to a dinner!". Yeah, so can every other dude in town, Lucas. Even the flatbill Gen Z men. That is something just about anyone can do at least once in a while and probably more often than some hobo can. And the guy doing it hopefully will have the politeness not to talk about knocking the girl up on the first date.
Furthermore, many men have taken women out to dinner, paid for the meal including tip and never see the woman again. Lucas would be beside himself if that happened. I wonder if outside of Susanne, if he has ever taken another woman out for dinner?
Furthermore, many men have taken women out to dinner, paid for the meal including tip and never see the woman again. Lucas would be beside himself if that happened. I wonder if outside of Susanne, if he has ever taken another woman out for dinner?
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We finally get to hear one of Lucas's "friends" he is asking for weed and a phone charger and seems pretty uninterested in what lucas is saying. It's interesting to hear lucas interact with other people though.