Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Telomoron said:
Already pumping out his daily series of logically barren, hypocrisy laden ramblings again I see.

1. Video one, addresses (white?) Women dating black guys and using the N word in the context of [why are you allowing that]
- There's ample video and audio evidence of him saying it multiple times

2. Video 2 denounces Republicans' grasp on economics.
- This is coming from the guy who says we should give EVERYONE one bitcoin a year (there isn't that many in existence) and over a million dollars and cap everyone's wealth at 3 million. Clearly we have a real expert on economics here, there's no way that could ever go horribly wrong....right guys?....right?

3. In video 2 he calls Republicans closeted homosexuals seemingly in a derogatory manner and then a short time later in another video says he's not hating on gays and he loves the gay community.
- classic example of how his true views slip out in between his facade of ultra liberal virtue signaling zoomer mating displays.

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In video 3 he says he studies genetics in his "spare time"
-Spare time between what 😂
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Holy shit - was at work all day and come back to eleven vids and the podcast. It's like a whole month's worth of content in one day here, a very Werner Christmas!

ETA: Lucas said that night in the woods he was with Isaac and his 17-yr-old brother named "Cylus," oddly close to the infamous Cyrus. This minor that he was drinking and smoking with "triggered" him as well as "gaslighting" him and he hit Lucas in the face, as well as cockblocked him because he's a "little bigot."
 
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Listening to the Golden USB show. Lucas is still a huge faggot! Mooing and reeing about the same shit. Talking about getting an Obama phone and how he is plenty good. It's all the bigots fault. He was drunk under a tree by a corner store and forgot his phone. People need to quit hoarding the women and give fat Lucas one.
 
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neutral grandpa said:
I like how Lucas has been missing almost a month after last being seen drinking by himself in the woods (while almost crying) and he doesnt address his absence at all. he just goes right back into his crazy rants about DNA
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Wait what? I know he was there drinking with hobos or whatever but when was he seen in the woods drinking by himself almost crying...?

Telomoron said:
2. Video 2 denounces Republicans' grasp on economics.
- This is coming from the guy who says we should give EVERYONE one bitcoin a year (there isn't that many in existence) and over a million dollars and cap everyone's wealth at 3 million. Clearly we have a real expert on economics here, there's no way that could ever go horribly wrong....right guys?....right?
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The more lucas rants about socialism the more he reminds me of that homeless guy in the park in the pilot episode of sliders. In one world he was just some homeless nut that preached about communism to flocks of birds in the park, and in another the soviets had invaded the US and he was the soviet commissar for california and doing all these propaganda videos and public speeches. I can totally see lucas doing exactly the same thing if there were to be a communist uprising now....except he wouldn't last a week doing it and he'd be shot for incompetency

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Lucas's sudden weight loss is interesting, and unexpected. His face looks haggard, drawn.

We can't attribute Lucas's withering to clean eating and exercise. And I doubt Lucas is going hungry. Homeless though he is, he's figured out how to be both penniless and fat.
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Perhaps he managed to do something stupid with undercooked pork again and finally ended up with a telomere rich tapeworm friend in his intestines

EDIT: found the interview link and holy shit lucas has gone even more batshit during his disappearance

Best part so far is how he says without his phone he was 'away from all social media...except street signs and talking to my buddies'

He and his friends are 'honing their abilities as men'

Talks about how he lost his phone by passing out drunk under a tree by a store and 'not bothering to go get his phone' deciding to get a new one on instead. Total bs to cover up a theft

Got punched in the face by a 17 year old for being a creepy dumbass cause he had 'heard rumors' which lucas implied were' rumors' of being a pedo cause he made a point of repeating 'I said 18 - 24!!!' he clearly doesn't realize he inadvertently revealed even the 17 year olds have heard hes a creepy pedo

His big brained plan is 'all we have to do is preemptively cockblock the bar and go in...and they'll all be looking at us cause we pose the information' (oh yeah this will totally end well)

He admits he walks around making up his own schizo songs that he sings when young women walk by with their bfs to preemptively cockblock them. What I wouldn't give to see him do this in the wild. This 'preemptive cockblocking' seems to be his latest scheme to get a zoomer bae. Might explain the flatbill look he is going with now. If you can't beat them join them right

and apparently his new friend is named jim, is a meth head and wears a weird mask on the side of his head. Considering he looks like a meth addict himself now that kind of makes me wonder

He opened the interview with the phrase 'the intergenerational zygote that will be created from our union'

He thinks the signs he leaves around show that he isn't boring and is interesting and think its a good things

He offered isaacs brother 1/3 of the zoomer baes if lucas was allowed to keep 2/3 of them.....and he calls other people greedy

and he admits it was isaac who ripped a bunch of the posters down....he says he put up 20 or 30 of them

and this is just from the first 30 minutes. jesus christ
 
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Fatal Walter said:
It was amazing listening to Goldaor try to explain that Chris Hansen has a Cameo where he'll say literally anything for 50$ and has never heard of him and Lucas just not understand what he's talking about multiple times. Honestly, he probably still doesn't know. Guess it was pointless to worry about ruining the fun by explaining it in my video.
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"IT'S. NOT. REAL." followed by Lucas running in circles talking about how it was a felony and you could just feel Goldaor dying on the inside.

I'm still incredibly entertained by the fact that saying "Walter Fate" to Lucas gets a Pavlovian trigger response of frothing rage. It takes more effort to get an actual dog to respond to classical conditioning and Lucas appears to have watched 5 minutes of one of your videos and he flies into an almost incoherent rage just hearing your name.

The bit when he went on about wanting to fight you nearly killed me as all I could picture was him half-flailing at empty air while never letting you get close enough to deck him, all the while screaming about how you were attacking him--sort of like he did in that one old video of himself and some ex-roommate in a screaming parking lot match outside a business.
 
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Nobleman said:
It says Content Not Available. Goaldar must have put a filter on who can and cannot see it.
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Yeah. This is bullshit. Can we get a functional link for those of us not on FB?

Edit: Just to add; I love that Fatty pulls his ponytail thru the hole in his hat. It's so le epic stylish I'm at a loss for words.
 
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Guess we're waiting for Goldaor to upload this on YouTube. Honestly not surprised Isaac's brother punched Lucas, he is a pedophile and everyone who knows who Lucas is knows it. Loved seeing how Walter Fate gets under his incel skin, I suspect if he did show up in Spokane it would be similar to the Frank Hassle vs Boogie thing, and Lucas would just pussy out like he always does, especially since both Isaac and his brother have punched Lucas multiple times, along with Isaac tearing down his creeper signs, which is amazing knowing Lucas' only irl 'friend' actively fucks with him, and Lucas hasn't done anything about it. I hope Walter at least makes another video using the audio when Goldaor uploads, since Lucas hates being called out on his bullshit. Still amazing how he's the only other person Lucas acknowledges as some kind of threat to his love quest

Did Lucas refer to himself in the third person this much before the month break? I don't remember him doing it but idk if I've just forgot. Either way it looks promising, and I like that he carried it over into the podcast as well. Guessing it's a side effect of not being able to incel rant for nearly an entire month and just having to deal with his schizo voices alone
 
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I don't think Lucas is sick with something, I think it's the street living catching up with him. Everyone homeless ends up looking like that. He stays at HoC, sure, but most flop houses kick you out at 7am and you're not allowed back until 6 or so. That's a full day outside in the filth exposed to the elements. I'm going to guess without a month worth of cash he's not eating as much as he used to, either.
 
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mothman96 said:
So, did you ask him what college classes he's taking?
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Kinda, late in the podcast he was asked if there were any other PHD's in the lucrative field of Age Gap Studies, and he said no, explaining he'll be a pioneer in the field of study.
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I watched the first hour of that podcast and I will catch the rest later. The best thing I got out of it is that Isaac is not at all Lucas's friend. In fact, it sounds like Isaac just uses Lucas to steal his weed. Besides that it sounds like he dislikes Lucas. And why wouldn't he? Lucas is a shitty person. But Lucas doesn't get what friendship is and think Isaac owes him baes.

He was too stupid to get his Obama phone to work and he had to go buy one instead. Did you hear where he said he had over $1000 saved? This is because the payee is not giving Lucas access to it. If he had access to that money he would piss it away in days time on $70 steaks, weed, and bum wine.

He is back to doing that stupid finger to the mouth thing. He thinks it makes him look intelligent. Lucas doesn't look intelligent, though. He looks like a homeless sped!
 
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Da Dude123 said:
He was too stupid to get his Obama phone to work and he had to go buy one instead. Did you hear where he said he had over $1000 saved? This is because the payee is not giving Lucas access to it. If he had access to that money he would piss it away in days time on $70 steaks, weed, and bum wine.
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That is likely why he is talking about wanting a job, because he knows a large part of what little he gets is going to be forced to be used for getting and paying for an apartment every month, assuming he can even find one. He doesn't want it to cut into his zoomer bae date fund or his living like a hobo king

The best part about that is being on a no rent list its very unlikely any actual decent apartment complex is going to rent to him, even if he were able to find one that didn't have a long waiting list, at best he would end up in some shithole rat infested motel 6 in some crackhead area and end up paying most of his tardbux into that, considering how expensive even those shitty motels are. Inevitably he would get kicked out, threatened for his behavior and forced out or leave in a tard rage and be on the street again, likely with even less control over his money. I wouldn't be surprised to see all of his money being subject to payee approval at some point, after causing a few more stupid incidents to get himself in shit. That would mean no more $70 steaks, bumwine and zoomer bae fund for him and would definitely make him hate his life even more than he already does

Also I like how he claims he can still go to starbucks, including the one he got kicked out of, how he admits to having been diagnosed with MRSA but claims it was cured with 2 or 3 different meds (that apparently he was allergic to at least one of) despite the fact it literally can't be cured with current medical technology, and how he has no idea about being on any no rent lists despite having literally made a video screeching about it when it happened. He is such a compulsive liar, and a stupid one at that. He lies about stuff hes literally on video admitting to so its easy for him to get called out for it
 
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