Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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telemeres69 said:
Is Lucas actually banned from House of Charity? His new videos appear to still be inside HoC like the day before. It's pretty wild so many people keep giving him chances when he makes it very clear he's never going to learn from his mistakes or stop being a predator
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He is not. He is in the Bennett Bloc building. Now he most likely has to use the outlets there and the skywalk system since he can't at HOC anymore.
 
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So that looks kind of like a mixed use building, sort of like a shopping mall, but not quite. I wonder if they have security in the building and will eventually boot Lucas out for being a cow?

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He is not. He is in the Bennett Bloc building. Now he most likely has to use the outlets there and the skywalk system since he can't at HOC anymore.
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Draxx them Sklounst said:
So it's kinda like Faneuil Hall in Boston?

Sorry I don't see these things much, if at all. I live in strip mall land.
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Looked it up and yeah, you could sort of say it is like that. Riverfront Mall is the main hub and it has a series of skywalks that connect the inner business buildings in the downtown core. Bennett Bloc is one of the corners of this skywalk business system. The problem is that typically the skywalk is hobo free since the security guards patrol it pretty well, one of the reasons why it is preferable to use while downtown than walk on the street. So I am sure Lucas has had run ins with security already, but just keeps returning. Probably will end up with a ban from there too, lol.
 
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He just can't keep his fat ass away from Riverfront Park. It's amazing that he professes to hate Spokane, he has absolutely no ties there, yet he restricts himself to a very small vicinity in downtown. He could easily hop on a bus and start all over in a new city, yet he chooses to go to the same ever dwindling handful of spots that still haven't banned him.

Also, I never really thought of Spokane before I started following Lucas and it looks like a nice little town to spend a week or so in.
 
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mothman96 said:
The girls will go Ewwwww, Yuck, It's the Psycho Pedo Creep, Ewwww.
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Wait wait wait... he's holding a phone, and using another one to take a selfie? TWO phones?! FUcKiNG gREeDMOnGErING RePUBLicAN!!!!! Oh SURE! You SAY you're for Bernie Sanders, but then you break out the TWO PHONES and the CLINKENDAGGER STEAK!

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
 
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For non-Spokanites, this map by @Trainwreck shows how Lucas is so very special. He is banned from Riverfront Park, he is banned from Auntie's Bookstore (east of the highlighted Bennett Bloc building), banned from the downtown Starbucks (he is lying, he knows he is still banned from there), banned from the Red Robin (this was a rumor but would not be surprised), banned from the INB (it is considered part of Riverfront Park). You guys probably remember how he always wants to take a woman to Sushi.com which you can see, so we will see when they ban him.

Edit: And you can see the PF Chang's where he goes to spend his measly 25 dollar birthday gift cards at....alone.

Edit: I think this map is great because you can see the Starbucks where the story of the Wern began...

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Tardbux will follow you, but securing a new payee would be tougher probably. I still think it is wild that they actually give him a check and he carries the cash around. Not sure how much Lucas has to do with the wranglers since he is unmedicated and unhoused? We know he is under court supervision for misdemeanors, which honestly, doesn't really mean that much. Who still has control over his life, besides his payee, we really do not know.

Lucas does not have the planning abilities to try and get a bus ticket and get his necessities taken care of to move.

Let's be real, Lucas is going to run into the same thing wherever he goes. No attractive young women anywhere want to date a fat, loud, smelly, autistic hobo. His antics would get him kicked out of his charity housing in other cities, possibly faster. He is an unlikeable person and things maybe be worse for him elsewhere.

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Being the bona-fide ragman that he is, he would be hard pressed to just up and move especially during the rona. He'd have to somehow secure neetbux, a wrangler/payee, 3 hots and a cot and not to mention the incidental expenses one incurs when traveling.
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Being the bona-fide ragman that he is, he would be hard pressed to just up and move especially during the rona. He'd have to somehow secure neetbux, a wrangler/payee, 3 hots and a cot and not to mention the incidental expenses one incurs when traveling.
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Fatty checked into a Motel 6. He’s shirtless and giddy because he smoked out his boys all day and is sooooo high. Oh, and that dinner offer still stands Gen Z ladies.
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Oh, and apparently he doesn’t have silverware, so he used his cool colored pencils to eat Raman. Line up ladies.
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Newest video, lol. He is banned, figured as much since he wasn't on the list this morning. He is saying he is gonna try Salvation Army but it is gonna take a day or two, whatever that means. Currently he is posted up in the Motel 6 eating Ramen with colored pencils as chop sticks, drunk and stoned out of his mind.
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Fatty checked into a Motel 6. He’s shirtless and giddy because he smoked out his boys all day and is sooooo high. Oh, and that dinner offer still stands Gen Z ladies.
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Not only did he smoke his boys out--which was implied not stated, but we know the truth--he also bought them Taco Bell.
 
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Nobleman said:
Newest video, lol. He is banned, figured as much since he wasn't on the list this morning. He is saying he is gonna try Salvation Army but it is gonna take a day or two, whatever that means. Currently he is posted up in the Motel 6 eating Ramen with colored pencils as chop sticks, drunk and stoned out of his mind.

Not only did he smoke his boys out--which was implied not stated, but we know the truth--he also bought them Taco Bell.
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That’s right, how could I leave that out?! The Wern is just such a giving soul!
 
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I like how he's sleeping on the sidewalk and instead of being concerned about that he's blowing money on Motel 6 and IMPRESSIVE MEALS(tm) and buying food and drugs for Isaac and his minor brother. I don't know if it's giving him too much of the benefit of the doubt that he smoked all his weed today because he can't take it with him into the Salvation Army shelter.

ETA: him eating ramen with those pencils, shirtless on the bed is one of the most disgusting things I've seen. His eating vids are pretty vile, but this one is among the worst, gaping maw wide open lapping up those noodles.
 
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Guess who got the hastily deleted video that's just a few seconds of him I think trying to mimic licking at fuck knows what, but he ends up sounding like a metal tape measure being snapped back into its metal casing.

I absolutely looped the 3 seconds of him tonguing his phone and am so pleased I got that saved before he deleted it within 10 seconds.

 
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