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insane lolcow crossover - our boi finds out that notorious nazi biggett Ethan Ralph has impregnated a "hot zoomer bae" and ends up as a guest on the killstream.
Can't a guy dream????
Can't a guy dream????
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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You know, for someone who's constantly calling people bigots I think Lucas is actually the biggest bigot I know of. He talks about cops and military beating their wives etc. so to him naturally they ALL do. He's so fucking sure that ALL zoomers are liberal he feels fine saying "you're for Bernie Sanders but...[sperging]" "You're Gen Z so you're left wing but..[sperging]"
Funny, because that sounds like an assumption doesn't it? That one person leans one way because they're part of a specific group of people?
what do you call people that make assumptions like that?
It's obvious you've been reading on here again Lucas so if you're reading this I'll just spell it out for you. You're a bigot. You're also an agephobe, a racist and a misogynist. You're basically everything you accuse everyone else of. And you know it too.
Funny, because that sounds like an assumption doesn't it? That one person leans one way because they're part of a specific group of people?
what do you call people that make assumptions like that?
It's obvious you've been reading on here again Lucas so if you're reading this I'll just spell it out for you. You're a bigot. You're also an agephobe, a racist and a misogynist. You're basically everything you accuse everyone else of. And you know it too.
boner_alert
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Bro I take back anything I bitched about, this shit is fucking genius, top tier entertainment
Fatal Walter
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Lucas just informed us in his last video that weed grows telomeres. I wonder which study that could be based on.
Edit: Oh god in the video before that he called himself an instagram influencer. Good lord.
Edit: Oh god in the video before that he called himself an instagram influencer. Good lord.
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JuniperFalls
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Oompa loompa doopity dee
Lucas just wants to fuck a kiddie.
Oompa loompa doopity do
Marriage is not in the ca-ards for you.
Who do you blame if your life is a mess?
You blame the Zoomers who won't give you sex.
Blaming the zooms is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame:
It's Lucas, and no other!
Oompa loompa doopity dears
If you quit talking about telomeres
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompas doopity do!
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Now we just need Lucas's face shooped onto a 'Loompa.
GoutfootHorseface
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Minor power level: I work at a university, I deal solely with PhD students and arranging viva’s, I am married to someone currently undertaking a PhD. Hearing Pukas continually mentioning his “PhD” fills me with joy, if only he knew the hard work and dedication it requires to get one.
Sadly our paths will never cross but Pukey a few points to consider;
1) you need a masters degree to even apply at most places.
2) you could undertake a masters via research and skip a few years sure, but you’ll need a first class bachelors to even be considered at most institutions.
3) you can’t just “do” a PhD, it isn’t like your community college course (not that there is anything wrong with CC courses) where you just turn up and you’re accepted. You must submit a proposal of your research, this is scrutinised and reviewed before acceptance and a member of the faculty has to agree to supervise you, their name (and reputation) indelibly linked to you and your “research”.
4) every year you’ll have 2,3 maybe 4 meetings with your supervisor, they look at your work so far and attempt to guide you. Failure to produce work on time at these meetings can lead to instant failure. Again this academic has their name and reputation linked to Lucas Werner and his research, it is in their best interest to ensure you are producing PhD level work.
5) at the end of your PhD you’ll have to submit your thesis which is reviewed and you’ll then face an in-person viva, you will face a panel of 3/4 academics (experts in the field) who will attempt to pull your work to pieces and you’ll have to defend it. Some are worse than others but all are unpleasant, shouting COCKBLOCK or calling them facist will likely lead to failure.
Everyone, even you Pukey has a right to education, everyone should be encouraged to be the best versions of themselves and to achieve all they are able to. Should the time ever come, I would pay actual money to review your opening proposal... money which you will likely need as funding for PhD’s can be tricky to obtain, most have corporate or state sponsors who pick up the tab which will run into the tens maybe hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Sadly our paths will never cross but Pukey a few points to consider;
1) you need a masters degree to even apply at most places.
2) you could undertake a masters via research and skip a few years sure, but you’ll need a first class bachelors to even be considered at most institutions.
3) you can’t just “do” a PhD, it isn’t like your community college course (not that there is anything wrong with CC courses) where you just turn up and you’re accepted. You must submit a proposal of your research, this is scrutinised and reviewed before acceptance and a member of the faculty has to agree to supervise you, their name (and reputation) indelibly linked to you and your “research”.
4) every year you’ll have 2,3 maybe 4 meetings with your supervisor, they look at your work so far and attempt to guide you. Failure to produce work on time at these meetings can lead to instant failure. Again this academic has their name and reputation linked to Lucas Werner and his research, it is in their best interest to ensure you are producing PhD level work.
5) at the end of your PhD you’ll have to submit your thesis which is reviewed and you’ll then face an in-person viva, you will face a panel of 3/4 academics (experts in the field) who will attempt to pull your work to pieces and you’ll have to defend it. Some are worse than others but all are unpleasant, shouting COCKBLOCK or calling them facist will likely lead to failure.
Everyone, even you Pukey has a right to education, everyone should be encouraged to be the best versions of themselves and to achieve all they are able to. Should the time ever come, I would pay actual money to review your opening proposal... money which you will likely need as funding for PhD’s can be tricky to obtain, most have corporate or state sponsors who pick up the tab which will run into the tens maybe hundreds of thousands of dollars.
The Freak who couldn't pass a basic HS level biology class and the 2nd half of remedial algebra is going to be telling the young ovulators he's is in college to study genetics and is going to get a PHD in age gap breeding. I still say he did not get on the honor role that 1 winter quarter on his own merit.
Fatal Walter
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Lucas' understanding of the world is so cartoonishly bad. In that one video he was professing that doctors make 300k a year. I mean, does he think a fairy comes out of the sky to give you money after you get a PhD or does he think he'll just be able to get a job as a medical doctor because he has a PhD in "age gap breeding?" What kind of job does he think that will get him?
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I am excited.
Super Confident Lucas is one of my favourite phases of the Wern Cycle. It usually leads to a period of excellent content, followed by an epic crash as he regresses to the norm.
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Tonight's compilation will be a long one. His dumb ass is rambling about telomeres, the PhD he's going to get at community college, and some shit about vegan cheese and going vegan. Several of his videos were nearly 10 minutes long or longer.
He's gonna have to cut way back on his weed, eating out alone, and bottom tier booze habits if he wants to be able to afford going vegan.
He's gonna have to cut way back on his weed, eating out alone, and bottom tier booze habits if he wants to be able to afford going vegan.
Hey Lucas, are you listening? You are an inferior male, don't cut it as a man, insane with schizo genetics. You won't be "breeding" with anyone. No sane girl wants misery which is the only thing you have to offer.
LeeLoo
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Hey Lucas, are you listening? You are an inferior male, don't cut it as a man, insane with schizo genetics. You won't be "breeding" with anyone. No sane girl wants misery which is the only thing you have to offer.
Did he seriously end that post by quoting a Foreigner song?!
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And all this super confidence comes after being booted out of a homeless shelter that houses drug addicts and other undesirable ragmen.
Now he is staying at a Motel 6 which he is paying $53 a night for waiting for the Salvation Army to find him a spot. Most people if they fucked up that bad, they would be anything but confident. They would be down in the dumps. Completely depressed. But not Lucas. Oh, no. He is plenty good!
He is gonna go take one class at the Community College. I guess next quarter, cause he has missed the current one. This will lead to a PHD! Plus all the dates with the baby zooms!
If Salvation Army does not find a spot for him, then the world will crash down around him. And he won't get shit by taking one class at Community College. This confidence is gonna go down like a ton of bricks soon.
Now the cow is posting memes about wanting his "ACAB Kween". He wants to take her to Gander and Rye Grass!
Now he is staying at a Motel 6 which he is paying $53 a night for waiting for the Salvation Army to find him a spot. Most people if they fucked up that bad, they would be anything but confident. They would be down in the dumps. Completely depressed. But not Lucas. Oh, no. He is plenty good!
He is gonna go take one class at the Community College. I guess next quarter, cause he has missed the current one. This will lead to a PHD! Plus all the dates with the baby zooms!
If Salvation Army does not find a spot for him, then the world will crash down around him. And he won't get shit by taking one class at Community College. This confidence is gonna go down like a ton of bricks soon.
Now the cow is posting memes about wanting his "ACAB Kween". He wants to take her to Gander and Rye Grass!
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I'm hoping The Guardian Foundation did forward the info @klickitat gave them to the Salvation Army.
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Lolcows and rent a cop interactions always ensure a fecund thread
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He's so quotable today. Lucas Werner, founder of the field of "AGE GAP BREEDING BABY HEALTH," seeks a "fecund, 18 to 24 year old, non-bigot, ova supplying ACAB kween."
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The singing videos where he unironically uses the tune to "If I only had a brain" will go into tomorrow's mess.
It's getting late and the stuff from today up until that point is already over an hour long (and is currently uploading)..
If I don't edit this tonight it means I fell asleep before it got to the processing stage.
Buttons are all greyed out on mobile, I'm already in bed and too lazy to get up again.
It's getting late and the stuff from today up until that point is already over an hour long (and is currently uploading)..
If I don't edit this tonight it means I fell asleep before it got to the processing stage.
Buttons are all greyed out on mobile, I'm already in bed and too lazy to get up again.
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Speaking of quotable, does he actually know what ACAB stands for? Because I am going to go out on a limb here and say ’All Cops Are Bastards Kween’ doesn’t make a whole hell of a lot of sense.