Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I don’t want to sound like an academic snob, but it will always be hilarious to me that he’s talking about doing a PhD when he hasn’t even started a bachelors degree, let alone finished it.

Seriously. The amount of dedication and sacrifice it takes to earn your degree(s) is way more work than Lucas would ever put in (and he doesn't even have to work a job at the same time!). Honestly I'd be impressed if he earned an associate's degree from the community college.
 
Seriously. The amount of dedication and sacrifice it takes to earn your degree(s) is way more work than Lucas would ever put in (and he doesn't even have to work a job at the same time!). Honestly I'd be impressed if he earned an associate's degree from the community college.

Lucas can't even stay dedicated to doing one thing over a whole month. Whatever happened to getting a job or being a bud tender? What happened to bodybuilding? What happened to going vegan? What happened to justice for the people that beat him with baseball bats? What happened to his Cloudflare/Facebook/Walter Fate/Kiwifarms lawsuit? And this is just from the past few months in which he's spent considerable time not online. I'm thoroughly enjoying the PhD saga and I'll be sad when he moves on from his PhD in age gap breeding (I like how he trailed off in one video and looked off to the side as he struggled to remember exactly what he was getting his PhD in), but I am excited for whatever he aspires to next!

I'm also liking his newfound love for Armenian women. Nevermind the one that might have glanced his way was a very un-fecund 32 years old, and that Armenia is a very Christian country.
 
I love how the intention behind his latest ploy of getting a PhD in “age gap breeding” slowly revealed itself as “zoomer bae should date me for research purposes” over that hour video. Wern struggles very hard against negative self-worth. This new idea of getting a PhD is nothing more than his defense against the perceived slight at the HoC the other day (not to mention his new target of hate, the Thin Blue Line who are now apparently in a conspiracy to cock block him). His humiliation has been transformed into the fantasy of being a respected scientist/researcher (again). Dignity is now restored.

As an aside, I find it funny Lucas is staying in a motel room but seems to have not taken advantage of the shower available to him. His hair looked like it hadn‘t been washed in weeks.

He's the savior of the world:

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He's such a moron, he believes the trolls that feed his schizo delusions for a laugh.
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lol how the fuck is that "research" in the scientific sense :thinking:

he literally has not done a single damn thing himself, would he know a microscope if he saw one? all his "work" and "research" is reading and regurgitating (wrongly) others' actual work whereas he has done 0 work of his own. That bothers me so much.

Thats just begging for a meme with ian malcolm from jurassic park in that scene where he's arguing with hammond about how he was handling the power of genetic engineering. something to the effect of malcolm saying 'i'll tell you the problem! you didn't do any of the research yourself! you read what others had done and you took the next step! you stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could!'

and then lucsa just replying 'fucking agephobic bigot republican!'
 
I don’t want to sound like an academic snob, but it will always be hilarious to me that he’s talking about doing a PhD when he hasn’t even started a bachelors degree, let alone finished it.
You aren't being academically snobby enough. If I recall correctly, Lucas's prior experience at Spokane Community College was in a special ed program that "Provides basic instruction to adults in preparation for GED coursework, and to increase employability. Students entering or preparing for credit classes may also ‘brush up' on basic academics" (i.e., he probably doesn't even have a GED).
 

He has admitted to not having his regular HS diploma and said in his 2010 rant that he was 'doing coursework' with some university...arizona I think? But he also admitted he was not doing very well at his coursework, didn't always do it properly or at all (which he blamed on cyril rushing him at the computer) and given how he admitted when he went to college that the college couldn't find his HS related stuff it stands to reason he didn't get his GED back in the 90s either, hence why they put him where they did
 
You might have heard the idea that every 7 years you become a "new person" essentially because by that time every cell in your body has died and been replaced. It's not necessarily 7 years but after a varried amount of years the saying is true. Lucas hasn't gotten laid in approaching 9 years. If the above theory holds true then Lucas has a different genetic makeup now, a new (disgusting) body if you will, and could technically be considered a virgin again. I'll put it in bold print in case he skims the forums later.

***LUCAS YOU'RE A VIRGIN AGAIN. YOU'RE GONNA DIE A VIRGIN***
 
So, I was reading the links in the last post I quoted and came across the code of conduct

Well now, shall we take a look at which ones lucas violated during his last stint at the college?

• No possession or under the influence of alcohol, illegal drugs, controlled substances, or marijuana

He showed up high multiple times

No academic dishonesty

Cause you just know he failed to cite sources for his telomere english papers

Must demonstrate a competence to benefit from the curriculum offerings

'I want a PhD in age gap relationships! i'm going to become a geneticist!'

No sexually violent conduct including domestic violence, dating violence, stalking, cyberstalking, indecent liberties, voyeurism, nonconsensual sexual intercourse and nonconsensual sexual contact

Seems close enough for what he did with the fiance

No unauthorized use of electronic or other devices, including making an audio or video record of any person while on college premises without his/her consent, if the recording is likely to cause distress or injury

Remember all those pics he took of women around the campus and in the library?

• No trespassing, including the use of unauthorized keys, keycard, or other restricted means of access to college premises, or unauthorized entry to or use of college premises

Maybe not back then but he's been talking about potentially skulking around the campus in the last few videos, with isaac and his brother involved as well

Do not discriminate

He certainly does that on a daily basis
 
He will probably develop the Russell Greer philosophy of "I am disabled, rules do not apply to me." I could see Lucas thinking that. To be fair, lots of college students are guilty of going to class high.

I don’t want to sound like an academic snob, but it will always be hilarious to me that he’s talking about doing a PhD when he hasn’t even started a bachelors degree, let alone finished it.
So, I was reading the links in the last post I quoted and came across the code of conduct

Well now, shall we take a look at which ones lucas violated during his last stint at the college?



He showed up high multiple times



Cause you just know he failed to cite sources for his telomere english papers



'I want a PhD in age gap relationships! i'm going to become a geneticist!'



Seems close enough for what he did with the fiance



Remember all those pics he took of women around the campus and in the library?



Maybe not back then but he's been talking about potentially skulking around the campus in the last few videos, with isaac and his brother involved as well



He certainly does that on a daily basis
 
The singing videos where he unironically uses the tune to "If I only had a brain" will go into tomorrow's mess.

It's getting late and the stuff from today up until that point is already over an hour long (and is currently uploading)..

If I don't edit this tonight it means I fell asleep before it got to the processing stage.

https://youtu.be/EBe82OyEKjE

Buttons are all greyed out on mobile, I'm already in bed and too lazy to get up again.
2:28 "[Gander and Ryegrass] is sophisticated, but ... I've seen black guys, there's just always black guys in this place."

18:53: "What's your approach with women, Are you gonna tell [18-24 fecund ova suppliers] about telomerase the first time you meet them? Well, probably."

He does have a point that telomeres will come up early for the exact reason he says. The natural progression of asking "what do you do" and subsequently, "oh, so what are you studying for" would have him waxing poetic about his "magic balls" [probable quote] within the first five minutes. Of course, the next obvious questions of "where do you live" and "why don't you have a job" don't concern him. He's plenty good.

It's great how even under whatever Age Gap Breeding Pioneer Lucas Werner, PhD, MD, DDS, SPED fantasy he's convinced himself of, he's still basically presenting himself as a horny hobo mad scientist looking for a test subject. Something along the lines of "Yes, I'm studying the genetic implications and potential benefits of cross species lateral gene transfer. Wanna come to the Motel 6 and fuck a golden retriever?"



20:46: "You're in college, right? Let's say you're somebody that wants to study ... ... ummm ... ... penises."



I'd love to hear what all these other Gen XYZ dude friends think about being referred to as "bromances."
 
I was on a Werner fast and when I returned to sate my appetite, the first new thing I heard him talk about was getting a "PhD in Age Gap breeding" and the dopamine immediately washed over me. Oh God, the new resentment against military dudes going to school on their G.I. Bill. Just some peak Werner right there, bitching about professions having high rates of domestic violence while he actually served time in jail for domestic violence.

I take it he got a psy eval from community court?
 
I don’t want to sound like an academic snob, but it will always be hilarious to me that he’s talking about doing a PhD when he hasn’t even started a bachelors degree, let alone finished it.
Nothing snobbish about it, just basic acknowledgement of reality. It's like saying "I don't want to sound like an athletic snob, but it will always be hilarious to me that Ragen Chastain talks about doing an Iron Man when she can't even climb a flight of stairs without getting winded."
 
New episode coming soon but the date is not decided yet, we will discuss his recent ''ban'' from hoc. If you have any criticism about the structure of the show I'm open to hear it
The one criticism I have is why he’s never asked the most obvious question: if he thinks women can be “hoarded”, doesn’t that mean he thinks they are property? This may have been touched on, but the fat fuck needs to be made to answer the question. He then needs to be told that equating women to mindless pieces of property that can be collected, hoarded and shared is incredibly misogynistic.

On a positive note, it was funny when he asked if you thought he looked good, and you replied “well, you’re tall.” I also believe he needs to be told that he is unbelievably repulsive in every conceivable way.
 
The one criticism I have is why he’s never asked the most obvious question: if he thinks women can be “hoarded”, doesn’t that mean he thinks they are property? This may have been touched on, but the fat fuck needs to be made to answer the question. He then needs to be told that equating women to mindless pieces of property that can be collected, hoarded and shared is incredibly misogynistic.

On a positive note, it was funny when he asked if you thought he looked good, and you replied “well, you’re tall.” I also believe he needs to be told that he is unbelievably repulsive in every conceivable way.
Lucas is, unfortunately, entirely immune to people pointing out the inconsistencies in his behavior.

He's literally described women as part of "the wealth".

There's no more obvious way to see women as property than literally describing them as wealth.

But that's not going to bother him, no more than anything else he does.

As far as doing more episodes of the show, Lucas was such an ass last time, and it's so entirely Rage inducing (for me at least) to hear him snarking and binging on food that you buy, insulting other people's supposed greed while stuffing his fat face with portions intended for four people, I just don't know that that much more can be gleaned from questioning Lucas.

Obviously you're going to do what you are going to do, and more power to you I guess, but the fact that Lucas doesn't acknowledge any of the aspects of his life that are the most irritating to onlookers make the conversation with him completely dissatisfying, for me.

As soon as you Broach a topic that gives him anxiety, Lucas immediately wants to run away from it. If pressed he would probably threatened to hang up the phone.

It also seems that his Mania has sped up, Lucas even talks faster and he repeats the same words over and over again, something he's always done, but now it's a blur: something really seems to have been knocked loose in his brain. Or perhaps it's just the progression of his mental illness. His untreated mental illness.

I really don't think all the drugs are helping, but he's not going to stop with that because he associates the drugs with being cool and having a lot of friends.

You can tell Lucas would do anything to maintain even the pathetic little social life that he has.

I have to say (I know it's not going to change anything) but I cast a vote against any more episodes of the show.

Save your money, dude, don't buy him Pizza and KFC anymore. What more do you hope to get? He's already so abusive with you; those interviews give me second hand cringe for both of you guys .

How much money have you spent on Lucas already?

Lucas embarrasses himself better than anyone else. Unless you can deliver a video of someone actually beating Lucas with a baseball bat I think the content from interviewing him doesn't really have any further appeal. But I'm probably in the minority.

Just my two cents.
 
The one criticism I have is why he’s never asked the most obvious question: if he thinks women can be “hoarded”, doesn’t that mean he thinks they are property? This may have been touched on, but the fat fuck needs to be made to answer the question. He then needs to be told that equating women to mindless pieces of property that can be collected, hoarded and shared is incredibly misogynistic.

On a positive note, it was funny when he asked if you thought he looked good, and you replied “well, you’re tall.” I also believe he needs to be told that he is unbelievably repulsive in every conceivable way.


.....Somehow I get the horrifying feeling he thinks real life is somehow non ironically like this:


I mean theres acting like chimps, hunting down, capturing and hoarding women in cages and lots of sex. Definitely lucas's fantasy world and eerily similar to what I expect is going on in his head

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He's literally described women as part of "the wealth".

There's no more obvious way to see women as property than literally describing them as wealth.

The funny thing about that is he likely thinks money automatically means you're entitled to a quality woman, despite the fact that being a total creep completely negates that much of the time. Just look at elliot rodger

and I wonder how many women he would have to pay an uber to drive him around spokane
 
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New episode coming soon but the date is not decided yet, we will discuss his recent ''ban'' from hoc. If you have any criticism about the structure of the show I'm open to hear it
I understand you have to tread carefully for fear of spooking the cow but if you could steer the conversation towards his “PhD”.
It is clearly delusional nonsense but for personal kicks i would love to hear (step by step) his grand plan. There are very few things I’m an expert on but the applying for/undertaking/completing PhD’s is one of them, if you need any information to help corner him let me know. The process isn’t particularly complicated but it’s not something most people are aware of due to the relatively small number of people who undertake them.
 
I want to watch Lucas' head explode when he has to see that even to get an AA he'll have to do math and science that is WAY above his level. Hell, he can't even pass English 101 because remedial "feel good special ed" teachers aren't teaching them. Plus, he always runs the risk of leaving one assignment in the library that dooms his entire semester.

And if any of you guys care, tomorrow is going to be our last nice day out. After that, the evening temps are going to be dipping in to the high 30's/low 40's. He better hope that the Salvation Army can find a bed for him otherwise, he better spend his weed money on buying a sleeping bag or get him some bottom of the barrel whiskey to warm up his bloated body at night.
 
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