Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Coach McGuirk]

If Lucas can somehow get a PhD in 'age gap breeding'. Than I'm sure most of us could get a PhD in Wernology.

 

[LeeLoo]

If Lucas can somehow get a PhD in 'age gap breeding'. Than I'm sure most of us could get a PhD in Wernology.

Considering the videos we’ve had to watch/endure over the years, I’d say our PhD’s are well earned through hours of visual and auditory torture.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

Considering the videos we’ve had to watch/endure over the years, I’d say our PhD’s are well earned through hours of visual and auditory torture.

We'll be like the Autistic version of Jane Goodall, watching the chimpanzee that is Lucas Werner

 

[cigarettesalsa]

As someone who has studied and actually achieved a PHD in Age Gap Breeding I find his arrogance revolting.

 

[Club Sandwich]

As someone who has studied and actually achieved a PHD in Age Gap Breeding I find his arrogance revolting.

The Wern is antithetical to skill or work. in a vaccuum, without the charity of others, he would starve to death, or be beaten to death. as much as a hole in society as a modern campus is, to achieve a degree of education of any kind, from associate to doctoral, requires effort, work, and preserverence - all things that The Wern lacks.

the inability to recognize this, is an essential feature of The Wern, and is adjacent to the Dunning-Kruger effect. it is directly observable that when the reality of his limitation are even glimpsed, The Wern prefers to deny or deflect reality. to do otherwise would invite a destruction of the ego, which for The Wern who has nothing left to retreat into, is self-destruction.

 

[Goldaor]

After reflection I decided that I will follow GleamingTheQ-Bert's suggestion and make episode 7 the final episode. I will make 7 worth listening and go out with a bang. Maybe not the bang you're expecting but it'll be loud.

 

[Wernology]

If Lucas can somehow get a PhD in 'age gap breeding'. Than I'm sure most of us could get a PhD in Wernology.

My PhD in Wernology is just as valid as the made up one he's after, and I got mine in like 10 minutes.

Call me Dr. Klickitat, I didn't open LibreOffice for 3 minutes to be called Mister Klickitat.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

After reflection I decided that I will follow GleamingTheQ-Bert's suggestion and make episode 7 the final episode. I will make 7 worth listening and go out with a bang. Maybe not the bang you're expecting but it'll be loud.

I say go until the well runs dry, Lucas always has something crazy going on,

 

[Krathnami]

New episode coming soon but the date is not decided yet, we will discuss his recent ''ban'' from hoc. If you have any criticism about the structure of the show I'm open to hear it

I know it might be uncomfortable for you, but when your girlfriend interviewed him, we got some great content that we couldn’t get from you since you’re not a hot woman. If she’s up for it, I’d like to hear more of that.

 

[Goldaor]

I know it might be uncomfortable for you, but when your girlfriend interviewed him, we got some great content that we couldn’t get from you since you’re not a hot woman. If she’s up for it, I’d like to hear more of that.

Yes she was already planned to appear for 7.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

but I cast a vote against any more episodes of the show.

I will make 7 worth listening and go out with a bang

Kind of a bad crossroads to say that there is a "final" episode considering Goldy is in a unique position to get Lucas to elaborate on, or further humiliate himself in regards to future shenanigans, and with Lucas there will ALWAYS be future shenanigans until he's dead.

Goldy if you do make this the final episode, I'm hoping you really let him have it. He'll rage quit if you do it too aggressively. Insulting him and keeping him on the hook requires tactfulness, a backhanded approach. Asking questions we KNOW will piss him off but don't let him weazel around them. Maybe some insults disguised as compliments. The works. Also, somebody DID dig up another post of him admitting he's a Wanna-be pedo and Klickitat verified it, I really hope you press him on that cause his reaction to the last one was priceless. Truly one of the funniest moments I've witnessed since I became aware of his dumb ass.

 

[PissPool]

Kind of a bad crossroads to say that there is a "final" episode considering Goldy is in a unique position to get Lucas to elaborate on, or further humiliate himself in regards to future shenanigans, and with Lucas there will ALWAYS be future shenanigans until he's dead.

Goldy if you do make this the final episode, I'm hoping you really let him have it. He'll rage quit if you do it too aggressively. Insulting him and keeping him on the hook requires tactfulness, a backhanded approach. Asking questions we KNOW will piss him off but don't let him weazel around them. Maybe some insults disguised as compliments. The works. Also, somebody DID dig up another post of him admitting he's a Wanna-be pedo and Klickitat verified it, I really hope you press him on that cause his reaction to the last one was priceless. Truly one of the funniest moments I've witnessed since I became aware of his dumb ass.

If it is the finale, you should end the podcast by making him ragequit. It would be hilarious, and also why not? Near the end just really start grilling him and making him uncomfortable. He’ll yell and hang up and we can all laugh.

 

[Wernology]

Kind of a bad crossroads to say that there is a "final" episode considering Goldy is in a unique position to get Lucas to elaborate on, or further humiliate himself in regards to future shenanigans, and with Lucas there will ALWAYS be future shenanigans until he's dead.

Goldy if you do make this the final episode, I'm hoping you really let him have it. He'll rage quit if you do it too aggressively. Insulting him and keeping him on the hook requires tactfulness, a backhanded approach. Asking questions we KNOW will piss him off but don't let him weazel around them. Maybe some insults disguised as compliments. The works. Also, somebody DID dig up another post of him admitting he's a Wanna-be pedo and Klickitat verified it, I really hope you press him on that cause his reaction to the last one was priceless. Truly one of the funniest moments I've witnessed since I became aware of his dumb ass.

If Goldy doesn't want to sink claws into Lucas over the pedo stuff, I'm more than happy to if the podcast is done while I'm not at work.

He's about as intimidating as a barking chilhuahua and I'm pretty sure the second it comes up he'll start screaming FAAAAAKES, see the screenshot then blame someone else for it and for offering to get vicodin for someone else, then just start bitching about agephobia at which point I'll hopefully have figured out how to strangle someone via TCP/IP.

 

[Particle Bored]

Yes she was already planned to appear for 7.

If it is the finale, you should end the podcast by making him ragequit. It would be hilarious, and also why not? Near the end just really start grilling him and making him uncomfortable. He’ll yell and hang up and we can all laugh.

Have your girlfriend start talking about your car.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Perhaps late and gayish, but this made me lol at our boi.



「Komm Süsser」The end of Lucas Werner

 

[WonderWino]

If it is the finale, you should end the podcast by making him ragequit. It would be hilarious, and also why not? Near the end just really start grilling him and making him uncomfortable. He’ll yell and hang up and we can all laugh.

a slow buildup to a direct confrontation leading to a ragequit would be better. see how far lucas can be pushed before he figured out hes being fucked with. that said instead of kfc, goldy should get him a big order of 'the best sushi type i've ever had' build it up to get lucas excited and then get him a big order of escolar. like 20 pieces of it and get him to eat it just prior to the interview. in an hour or so he'd be shitting his pants uncontrollably, all the better with no HOC to run to for more clothes and laundry

 

[Goldaor]

Have your girlfriend start talking about your car.

I don't have a car, we drive a tandem bike

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Have your girlfriend start talking about your car.

a slow buildup to a direct confrontation leading to a ragequit would be better.

Exactly. It'd be legendary if at the end he convinces him that he's actually been a flat bill wearing women hoarding republican with a sports car that drinks pabst blue ribbon and supports the thin blue line this whole time

 

[mothman96]

a slow buildup to a direct confrontation leading to a ragequit would be better. see how far lucas can be pushed before he figured out hes being fucked with. that said instead of kfc, goldy should get him a big order of 'the best sushi type i've ever had' build it up to get lucas excited and then get him a big order of escolar. like 20 pieces of it and get him to eat it just prior to the interview. in an hour or so he'd be shitting his pants uncontrollably, all the better with no HOC to run to for more clothes and laundry

Goldy did "advice" the Pedo Freak to delete his pedo post from his FB, so does Goldy have the guts to have a direct confrontation with the Predator Freak.

 

[Particle Bored]

I don't have a car, we drive a tandem bike

No, you have two cars. And theyre converted to biofuel so you don't contribute to POLlutIoN!