Sevan Vosgi
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So did he lose his phone yet again?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Picklechu
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Wow, Lucas was right! I've fucked so many smart pretty interesting girls since I started my PhD program in August that I had to see a doctor because my erections lasted longer than 4 hours! Who knew that going up to women and saying "hi, I'm Picklechu" would have me drowning in pussy? I'm only 29, so who knows how many zoomer baes I would have impregnated by this point if I was over 35, which, as we all know, is the recommended age for this technique to work?
I'm so glad this was in the cards for me! Thanks Lucas!
I'm so glad this was in the cards for me! Thanks Lucas!
He's directly reading Chris' "future message." It was recorded before Chris got posted on 4chan and ED.
WonderWino
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Whines about “creep” being a bigoted word but proceeds to call them retards. Perhaps Lucas gets an R-word pass since he’s a fucking retard himself.
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WonderWino
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Its interesting how lucas continues to insist he isn't schizophrenic despite literally putting videos out claiming he can tell some 'bigot' is going to call him a creep because the traffic outside makes wooo sounds and saying similar things about hot zoomer baes driving past the homeless shelter to taunt him and after having previously admitted it himself
I also like how he's back to claiming he is being told on instagram that he can get a pro bono lawyer to help him sue walter fate for literally just putting up his own videos and reiterating what is being said and how insane it sounds. I'd pay good money to sit in the courtroom that day and listen to him spin the tale of how he never said any of it and its all walter making him look bad, and how it led him to being beaten with bats despite the hospital and cop he reported it to all but flat out saying it didn't happen. The judge would not be amused and the look on lucas's face when said judge finally shut that shit down would be priceless
Its an even stupider version of the starbucks lawsuit all over again
That said, I wonder how lucas will react to his podcast kfc gravy train being cut off, seeing as it costs him free meals to gorge on and the ability to brag about being on a podcast and being super special because of it. If he ever finds out goldy is on kf that should lead to some interesting videos on his part. He'll probably rationalize it as 'I knew the whole time he was trying to play me, but I played him by demanding lots of food! and he gave it to me cause he didn't know I was on to him! stupid bigot republican!'
I also like how he's back to claiming he is being told on instagram that he can get a pro bono lawyer to help him sue walter fate for literally just putting up his own videos and reiterating what is being said and how insane it sounds. I'd pay good money to sit in the courtroom that day and listen to him spin the tale of how he never said any of it and its all walter making him look bad, and how it led him to being beaten with bats despite the hospital and cop he reported it to all but flat out saying it didn't happen. The judge would not be amused and the look on lucas's face when said judge finally shut that shit down would be priceless
Its an even stupider version of the starbucks lawsuit all over again
That said, I wonder how lucas will react to his podcast kfc gravy train being cut off, seeing as it costs him free meals to gorge on and the ability to brag about being on a podcast and being super special because of it. If he ever finds out goldy is on kf that should lead to some interesting videos on his part. He'll probably rationalize it as 'I knew the whole time he was trying to play me, but I played him by demanding lots of food! and he gave it to me cause he didn't know I was on to him! stupid bigot republican!'
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He already knows I'm on kf
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The thing is though, because Lucas clearly values food so highly, and because he embarrasses himself continuously and seemingly without compunction, it's easy to see how, in his own mind, he comes out on top of the interactions with Goldaor.
Think of it this way: Lucas says the same sorts of things he does in his own vids, but he gets free food, the sort and quantity he wants, and more ego-stroking for his already mammoth narcissism.
For him it's win-win.
What did he "lose"? Respect or dignity? He clearly doesn't value those qualities.
What did he gain? One of his two obsessions, in enormous portions.
This is why it's so easy to view the Golden USB Podcast as less than wholly successful.
Every time I praise Cyael's trilogy of Lucas vids folks accuse him of plucking at The Wern's lowest hanging fruit, but I personally much prefer Cyael's critical, patronising tone rather than Goldaor's rather sad pleading.
If you listen to the last interview, Lucas sounds like the alpha.
Who wants to hear that? I personally don't relish growing his ego.
Edit: Total non sequitur here, but did Corinna Miller ever release the vid she and her friend supposedly filmed of Lucas during their "date"? This would be back in early March of 2018, during the whole Lucas / Corinna / Shao business.
I don't think i ever saw it, if it exists.
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Does he think you're his "inside" man on KF. Considering how much he hates KF, he hasn't wanted to decapitate you.
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Good to know he can still comment.
I recall him mentioning, I think on FB, months ago that he had some kind of restriction from uploading because he'd been reported for "harassing Christians in comments" but maybe that was about something else.
Makes me wonder why he quit uploading though, unless it was because he wanted to be able to have comments left but also somehow be more in control of them, which makes no sense because he could just remove/hide youtube comments as well.
Bet the thumbs down ratings finally got to him.
I wonder how the "police investigation" into everything went.
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Eh. The one major difference is goldy can ask direct questions and has (the pedo facebook post for example,) which in any other venue (youtube, instagram comment) would be ignored and get you banned. Although I agree 75% of it is him just doing his standard
barking at the moon, there is some realtime and unrehearsed reactions from him where he's off guard.
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Im guessing Isaacs suicide cult was just Lucas's interpretation of being told to dive off a cliff when he didnt have any weed or something of that nature. would be interesting to have a heavens gate saga though
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For funsies, I’m transcribing Lucas handwritten horror sign for ease of reading.
I’ve done my best as a 40 year old man to befriend young men around 18 years old. When you like video games you befriend video gamers, so naturally if you want to meet young, highly attractive women you befriend young men. I’m usually the one to meet them, buy them an expensive lunch, smoke them out if that’s possible and legal and try to make a connection. They end up liking me enough to tell me their exploits with women, which makes them seem like womanizer Trump, but suffice it to say, when gen z men, boys really, and I meet women together, they chimp out, talk fresh to ruin my day and try to evoke a violent reaction because I’m older, that they won’t get because older men are typically more mature. They cause misery around women then they laugh at my misery.* Gen Z men are basically chimps. They chimp out just to stand on your heart. Because, Gen X, we’ll give Gen Z women’s children stronger DNA. Aged sperm has stronger telomerase. As does 18 to 24 year old ova. Instagram
lucaswerner79.
*gaslighting.
Side area reads:
As well as this free read, I’m also looking for a job. $1000/mo part time. Call me at House of Charity Lucas W.
I can’t read what’s below that but I think it’s his appeal for housing.
I’ve done my best as a 40 year old man to befriend young men around 18 years old. When you like video games you befriend video gamers, so naturally if you want to meet young, highly attractive women you befriend young men. I’m usually the one to meet them, buy them an expensive lunch, smoke them out if that’s possible and legal and try to make a connection. They end up liking me enough to tell me their exploits with women, which makes them seem like womanizer Trump, but suffice it to say, when gen z men, boys really, and I meet women together, they chimp out, talk fresh to ruin my day and try to evoke a violent reaction because I’m older, that they won’t get because older men are typically more mature. They cause misery around women then they laugh at my misery.* Gen Z men are basically chimps. They chimp out just to stand on your heart. Because, Gen X, we’ll give Gen Z women’s children stronger DNA. Aged sperm has stronger telomerase. As does 18 to 24 year old ova. Instagram
lucaswerner79.*gaslighting.
Side area reads:
As well as this free read, I’m also looking for a job. $1000/mo part time. Call me at House of Charity Lucas W.
I can’t read what’s below that but I think it’s his appeal for housing.
Chris Jericho's Penis
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So did Isaac snatch Lucas' shit again or what?
cigarettesalsa
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What kind of name is sushi.com for a restaurant.
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Off topic but I saw this and my first thought was this was definitely the same reaction Lucas had when he saw this thread the first time
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That's what I'm putting my money on. Lucas never learns.
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Getting bitched around by a 20 year old kid and his 17 year old brother is so pathetic. Lucas is old enough to be their fathers.
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My Spokane pal just texted me:
"Werner watch 2020: I've spotted the elusive creature outside the plaza, scribing what I can only imagine is another gibberish note"
So I guess he did lose his phone again. HOW?
"Werner watch 2020: I've spotted the elusive creature outside the plaza, scribing what I can only imagine is another gibberish note"
So I guess he did lose his phone again. HOW?
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Even for Pukas, though...
...if he lost his crappy phone AGAIN, that makes, what, 3 phones in 2 months?
You'd think a person with so few possessions would be more careful with the small number of things they actually owned, eh?
You'd be wrong, though.
After the colored pencils-cum-chopsticks revelation, it's become apparent to me that Lucas doesn't value THINGS:
1. He doesn't care what he wears, never has. At the Salvation Army, or whatever Spokane thrift store he patronized, he seemingly goes by size alone, not color, pattern, or material. Certainly not anything approaching a "style". He used rope as a belt. And it's not a homeless thing; he could take 1/4th the money he wastes at Gander & Ryegrass or whatever and get a decent, lightly-worn second-hand shirt, pants, and shoes to make himself a bit more presentable. Such things exist. Rich people often donate clothing en masse. With a bit of time and a discriminating eye, (and an afternoon of hunting the thrifts) it's possible to assemble an outfit that looks decent, even nice. Some folks will even go a step further, and take these cheap clothes to a seamstress, who can tailor them to fit for a small fee, making them look even nicer. These are all things Lucas could do, rather than rationalizing his gorging as some way to show off to women that he has a discriminating palate. (It's actually one of the things about Lucas that I've never understood, the way he acts like binging on camera is going to get him a date, or even impress women. He's said multiple times that all he knows how to do is show girls that he can eat all this food and drink all this alcohol and smoke all this weed, as if somehow this gluttony is appealing? And of course he follows this sickening display with a rant about how having two girlfriends is greedy, driving a car is greedy, having a credit card is greedy, oh those awful greedy people! Lucas would NEVER be greedy. Bring me another bowl of salsa, waiter! But I digress...)
But he won't. Lucas doesn't care about clothes. This would be "a waste of his time" no doubt.
2. He didnt seem all that bothered to lose all his overpriced board games when he got booted from his apartment for attempting to narc his way into Poonaner, and this despite him bragging repeatedly on the size and value of his "collection".
3. He clearly never valued the DS. Did we ever find out what happened to it?
4. The phone thing is NUTS. Given the demographic he's attempting to "woo" a phone is an absolute necessity. And yet....he loses the things like that extra sock in the wash.
All these together tell me that Lucas is getting definitely WORSE. More manic, more repetitive, more absent-minded.
Doesn't bode well for him, Wernology, or the young women of Spokane.
A few years ago, when Lucas still had an apartment, the idea of him going raving and yelling into the street was unheard of.
I mean, I think we had heard that his stay in the psychiatric ward was preceded by that sort of behavior, but we'd never seen him do it. Now, it's par for the course.
And like everything else, Lucas has rationalized it by tying it to his political identity. I'm sure everyone has noticed, when Lucas brings up getting banned from the park, he always says that he was "protesting racism" and "protesting sexism", or some such gloss.
Nothing could be further from the truth, obviously.
But the point is that these behaviors are increasing signs of his decline. Add in the prodigious amounts of marijuana, the fact that Lucas is now used to consuming larger quantities of alcohol than he ever did in the past, as far as we know, and you have a recipe for impending disaster.
As @QueenBurritoSupreme said, Lucas's shyness, which seems like a built-in limiting factor, is at odds with his violence, his extreme jealousy, and his huge sense of entitlement.
Just like his recent ouster from the House of Charity, when The Wern feels like he's been wronged... his shyness disappears and the violence comes out.
Losing an item as precious as a phone this repeatedly indicates that his decline is progressing.
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"2 bedroom apt rental $???/mo max"
i think it says 800 or 850, but i'm not sure.
whoa, now that i looked at the number, that's like $20+ an hour ($25 if he expects cash and no withholding, like day labor type jobs). jobs that pay that generally are skilled labor of some sort, or entry-level management (think assistant manager at a retail location), or office administration work. somehow i thought he was bragging about how he had $1k per month in cash to pay for rent and stuff, not that that was his desired income from a part time job.
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