Telomere Savalas
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I think Lucas has certainly become more unhinged in the past few months. He was lulzy before but his inceldom has really crossed over into desperate rage it seems. What with the increased Mothman sightings in Chicago recently and just how bad 2020 has been, I think this is a harbinger of a very bad incident about to come soon. Then again perhaps nothing is new in Wernology, he has been violent before and committed before, but I just fear the years and years of not getting laid is finally gonna cause him to have a violent outburst at some poor girl who finds herself alone in some alleyway in Spokane. The intensity of his anger just has an ominous feeling to it, like it can only be held in for so long...
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I created a burner IG account (he blocked my main) and watched the most recent vid. What’s interesting to me is that he’s sitting on a bench in a hallway as people walk by, quickening their pace when they see this homeless guy talking to himself, but as they go by—especially the women—he raises the volume of his voice, likely hoping they’ll hear him and initiate a conversation.
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I know if I walked by someone and their voice suddenly raised, I'd walk faster.
Also, volume warning on his meltdowns, it sounds like he's shoved the phone inside his mask to scream at it, then suddenly starts barely whispering, THEN LOUD, then, yeah...
Edit, so, remember the two unsolicited voice DMs from Spokane's Resident Creepshow?
Edit 2: It's someone who looks like Sage but apparently not her. Either way the comments are from the last few days. The pic is from September.
Nothing says, "I'm a perfectly stable, lovely man that you would definitely want to get to know" by having a meltdown in the comments of someone who doesn't even KNOW you.
If he's trying to do damage control he's making himself look completely and one foot in the nut house crazy.
Hell, if I were anywhere near Spokane I'd hold the fat beta bitch up by the tattered, oily remnants of his ponytail while she and her friends took turns on him. Might even drag out an old pair of 90s Docs to join in,
That's a much better fantasy than, "Uh...fat...albert...with a baseball bat and some....tall guy...totally beat me up with a baseball bat and 2x4s and there's video evidence but don't ask why I have no injuries, the police report only mentioned a zit on my forehead and there's no hospital record for anything but the boo boo I got when I slipped while picking up trash."
If pepper spray is legal in Spokane, I'd suggest she start carrying it so when he opens with telomere nonsense or even "Hi, I'm Lucas" you can have him screaming on the ground before he gets his full name out.
Also, volume warning on his meltdowns, it sounds like he's shoved the phone inside his mask to scream at it, then suddenly starts barely whispering, THEN LOUD, then, yeah...
Edit, so, remember the two unsolicited voice DMs from Spokane's Resident Creepshow?
Edit 2: It's someone who looks like Sage but apparently not her. Either way the comments are from the last few days. The pic is from September.
Nothing says, "I'm a perfectly stable, lovely man that you would definitely want to get to know" by having a meltdown in the comments of someone who doesn't even KNOW you.
If he's trying to do damage control he's making himself look completely and one foot in the nut house crazy.
Hell, if I were anywhere near Spokane I'd hold the fat beta bitch up by the tattered, oily remnants of his ponytail while she and her friends took turns on him. Might even drag out an old pair of 90s Docs to join in,
That's a much better fantasy than, "Uh...fat...albert...with a baseball bat and some....tall guy...totally beat me up with a baseball bat and 2x4s and there's video evidence but don't ask why I have no injuries, the police report only mentioned a zit on my forehead and there's no hospital record for anything but the boo boo I got when I slipped while picking up trash."
If pepper spray is legal in Spokane, I'd suggest she start carrying it so when he opens with telomere nonsense or even "Hi, I'm Lucas" you can have him screaming on the ground before he gets his full name out.
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WonderWino
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'Telomeres, measured in blood samples, were longer in individuals whose fathers were older when they were born'
Hold on. Measured in blood samples? So hes ranting about sperm constantly but by his own admission the 'research' is talking about telomeres in blood samples. ffs he doesn't have the slightest understanding of what he is reading and just assumes the sperm are somehow affected because of blood samples. He really is a fucking moron
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Lucas needs a full reset.
He is like a robot stuck in the same couple subroutines all looping back onto themselves until it comes across as just one ball of crazy. He seems to me to be passing from being typical Lucas crazy to just crazy crazy. Because his mentality forbids him from course correcting or introducing new strategies, these mental feedback loops start mashing together; folding in on themselves.
If you had no familiarity with Lucas and read some of the messages he‘s written in the last week it would legitimately read like the ramblings of an insane person. I think being so accustom to it we may not recognize just how insane he sounds. Add this in with the more intensive bipolar displays of aggressive screaming and anger to his moping and pleas for sympathy, I’d say it’s a good time for Lucas to be sedated and medicated again. Preferably permanently. His brain is irreparably broken.
Fact is, Lucas has put himself in a such a box the best thing that could happen for him is if he was committed again. He has blocked off all possible routes to improving his situation. He is trapped.
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He is like a robot stuck in the same couple subroutines all looping back onto themselves until it comes across as just one ball of crazy. He seems to me to be passing from being typical Lucas crazy to just crazy crazy. Because his mentality forbids him from course correcting or introducing new strategies, these mental feedback loops start mashing together; folding in on themselves.
If you had no familiarity with Lucas and read some of the messages he‘s written in the last week it would legitimately read like the ramblings of an insane person. I think being so accustom to it we may not recognize just how insane he sounds. Add this in with the more intensive bipolar displays of aggressive screaming and anger to his moping and pleas for sympathy, I’d say it’s a good time for Lucas to be sedated and medicated again. Preferably permanently. His brain is irreparably broken.
Fact is, Lucas has put himself in a such a box the best thing that could happen for him is if he was committed again. He has blocked off all possible routes to improving his situation. He is trapped.
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I mentioned in a post last week that I’ve followed Lucas for about five years and I’ve read dozens of his posts going back almost a decade, and that this is the worst I’ve ever seen him. His posts are more frequently unintelligible, and while typically meek, he’s getting braver. The attraction notes have escalated into attraction DMs, which have escalated into attraction voice messages. It’s really only a matter of time until he irl confronts women. And then that happens, the subsequent rejection is going to be more than he can bear. I believe there’s a sort of natural physics to things, and his escalating rage has to go somewhere. I know we’ve been saying that it’s only a matter of time until the men with the butterfly nets scoop him up since he inexplicably began posting 20 videos a day on YouTube (which was only a year ago—it feels like so much longer), but to me it really feels true this time. What goes up eventually comes down, and his rage is going to be directed at someone and things are going to end up for Lucas the way they were always meant to.
Picklechu
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He doesn't have their phone numbers. Facebook Messenger lets users send voice clips.
Am_Shaegar
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What is going on with his Finger? Can't you use the other one?
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If the question is whether it is 'illegal" to use someone else's research as a coercive method- i.e. in criminal law- I can think of no such criminal statute in the US that would apply. There are laws against attempting to have sex with underage persons, of course, but it has nothing to do with what argument you use to try and get in their pants. And coerce is different than convince. If Lucas manages to get some 18yr old to bang him based on his boneheaded interpretations of research, it's not a crime anymore than if someone brags that they've got a 12 inch cock at the bar when they actually have a Lucas-weiner. He convinced them, not coerced them.
There's a wide legal latitude for private lying (i.e. not in court) up until you reach the bar of defamation. And if someone can consent (they are of age, not held against their free will, not being blackmailed, etc) there's nothing illegal going on. The rare exception I can think of is rape by fraud\deception- an extremely difficult charge to stick and one that I don't think applies in Washington. That sort of crime usually means when someone pretends to be someone's husband in the dark or something, although there is one disgusting scheme in CA caselaw that does have shades of Lucas in it if he were smarter but just as creepy.
This is all theoretical as NO ONE is going to be convinced by Lucas that they need to take his seed because of his 'study'.
So... civil torts. Certainly the researcher resents Lucas trying to misapply his research and "run guts"(is that a Wernism or something people say?). But what relief can the court grant? People misinterprate scientific papers all the time (especially politicians). You would find it very difficult to stop someone completely from talking about your published works via prior restraint. You can try to take action against someone for defaming you- i.e. claiming that you said something you did not- but it often has to be willful. Let's be honest- Lucas isn't intentionally lying about this stuff. He's just a crazy idiot. Making representations based on commercial use is a whole other bag of worms that I don't know enough about though I don't think it has much to do with one private person posting about scientific literature. Plus in this case he literally just linked it from what I can see. In any case, it would be another type of civil claim.
And there's the rub: Lucas is judgement proof. Even if you could convince a judge or jury that his statements are legally actionable, so what? He has nothing to recover. He's a crazy hobo with instagram and you can do nothing to him in a lawsuit that he hasn't already done to himself. You could spend your life's grant money dragging him into court and he'd spend nothing.
Sending a toothless demand letter is one thing, it costs nothing and might work. But it makes no sense to try and engage Lucas in the legal system. There's nothing to gain. Luckily it doesn't matter. No one, literally no one, is going to be convinced of anything he says. He may have the crazy pseudo-scientific beliefs of a cult leader but he has none of the charisma.
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Much like his brain, Lucas’s body is literally rotting before our eyes. I dare say he is blind to this and still sees himself as a perfect physical specimen.
Chris Jericho's Penis
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Probably cut it somehow and it healed weird because of the beetus.
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Lucas is back on Instagram mooing in public loudly about COVID sluts and how they need to be "put down.". Those slutty Christians.
The hypocrite insane Predator hates religion, he should stop showing up at the House of Charity for a bed and free food. He should also stop showing up at any other church run place that feeds the homeless. As I said prior, he's a rabid dog that bites the hand that feeds him.
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His selfishness and hypocrisy know no bounds. He bashes the very people who keep him alive. Another of my favorite examples of Pucas hypocrisy is how he was just soooooo disgusted by his fart box neighbors luring young women with drugs.....yet then openly admitted to turning a blind eye as long as they let him have sex with them too. I wish that had been brought up on a podcast.
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I have a feeling that's why Issac's little brother has been such a "COCKBLOCK."
Even a 17 year old homeless street kid like him has a better sense of decency than that bloated predator, who I don't want to make strong assumptions about Issac and his family's circumstances but at least Lucas didn't grow up homeless and had a prototypical middle class family future set up for him (college, employment after)
In fact, he had better support than a lot of people who spiral from a mental illness. He was sent to a mental hospital for treatment and set up with a consistent flow of income for the rest of his tragically meaningless life. I assume if he could behave himself and not eyefuck his little nieces as they grew from toddler to elementary school age, he'd have been welcome to stay with family. Even with a falling-out from his family, he had that shitty little apartment all to himself, before the whole tantrum with the heroin addicts in the building.
It seems a lot of these cockblock stories start with "As soon as I start talking to a chick/these chicks, HERE COMES A NAZI COMMUNIST TRUMPANZEE COCKBLOCK FLATBILL" .. I wonder how intense the danger and creepiness radiates off of Lucas that the males around him immediately feel a sense of danger and a necessity to protect
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I know I said the last USB episode satiated curiosity for all our hypothetical scenarios (Lucas will always respond by screaming the same 50 words he has left in his vocabulary, about greed, flat bills, fecund)...... but I do wish that Lucas or one of these gen z dudes he follows around humors him and actually breaks him off a bae. He presents a hot 18 year old vessel of fecund perfection to Lucas and says "Go out with him" and she says "No." I wonder how Lucas would respond - his default response of chimping out at the greedy gen z flat bill is inappropriate, as the flat bill did share. He apparently never screams at precious zoomer baes.. so what would he do?
Or if she did agree and allowed him to lavish her with one of those extravagant Red Robin dinners he's always bragged about and afterwards, she demanded that he go out a friend of hers.. an 80 year old woman in the last stages of mental decline, with a frenetic fixation on the wonderful benefits of coprophagia. He must sit through a dinner with her, where she aggressively tries to convince him to engage in coprophagia, WHAT'S THE MATTER, DOESN'T HE BELIEVE IN SCIENCE AND BIOLOGY AND HEALTH!??!
It's just that the price would have to be some poor girl being forced to sit through his 18-24!! pseudoscience spiel that's (almost physically) painfully obvious to everyone that it's just a desperate urine soaked veiled argument to rationalize his pedo desires, and is never worth it
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Suicidal Lucas
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"You're largely ACAB, so I presume you aren't classist because you hate capitalism"
What the hell does he think ACAB means? How come he keeps equating a struggle for racial equality to a hatred for a capitalistic economic system?
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@Nobleman when it is as cold as it is right now, does HOC allow people to stay inside throughout the day? If not, I'm wondering if Lucas will have another bout with his nose getting a little bit of frostbite, swelling up and peeling. A big part of me hopes that he doesn't get a bed at HOC tonight, or anywhere else because of how ungrateful and narcissistic he is. It is everyone else's responsibility to feed him and put a roof over his head and he takes literally everything for granted.
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"ACAB" goes beyond 'a struggle for racial equality' to the extreme end of leftism where cops are the natural outgrowth of capitalism- the new slave patrols. In this thought process a cop exists mainly to protect private property (and keep it private!) and are indelibly connected to capitalism (at least the way Lucas uses it).
And you would barely need cops at all in a socialist paradise! You know, the DPRK, USSR, etc...