Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas is STILL namedropping Dan Eisenberg to add validity to his pedoquest.

This after Dan C&Ded him several years back.

I guess Lucas thinks enough time has passed that he can get away with it.

I emailed Dan to let him know, if anyone wants to drop him a line about this:

dtae@uw.edu

 

[Goldaor]

Update on the interview at 8PM:
I talked with the owner of "The Salt Mine" and he told me:

"Hey man. So Lucas just blocked me on instagram and i think he thinks we are kiwi farm trolls or something."

I told him to contact him with another account and try the Uber Eat technique, he said he tried but I didn't work, then said:

"Lol. He’s ignoring me. Called me a right wing bigot and did the covid slutfest 2020 thing"

Perhaps it's the end of the podcast saga after all.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

A reocuring theme I'm noticing in his recent vids is ranting about someone who asked him "Are you OK?" I'd like to know the exact details about that one cause he really just can't get past it. Unless I missed something, I'm imagining him at a bar (he's really been on about the Spokane bar scene lately) hunched over crying into his Mike's Hard lemonade cause he's forever alone and someone, probably a guy there with a group of friends that includes a few women, asked him if he's ok and he just exploded, went full retard and got asked to leave.

 

[mothman96]

Lacie obviously went too far and stupidly risked herself. Just saying, these red flag girls tend to love any attention, and Lucas may even be specifically targeting them because he'll get the attention and enjoy it even if it's negative.

All the insane Predator needs/looks for is that they a young. The younger the better.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

A reocuring theme I'm noticing in his recent vids is ranting about someone who asked him "Are you OK?" I'd like to know the exact details about that one cause he really just can't get past it. Unless I missed something, I'm imagining him at a bar (he's really been on about the Spokane bar scene lately) hunched over crying into his Mike's Hard lemonade cause he's forever alone and someone, probably a guy there with a group of friends that includes a few women, asked him if he's ok and he just exploded, went full retard and got asked to leave.

I noticed this as well. I think it's more likely that his reaction was probably just to mumble something and Shuffle off, since we know one-on-one interaction with women is the most terrifying thing in the world to Lucas. He admitted in a video from 2 days ago that he's never approached a woman IRL. Never. He's never asked a woman out for a date. And yet he complains that other people cock block him.

 

[WonderWino]

Update on the interview at 8PM:
I talked with the owner of "The Salt Mine" and he told me:

"Hey man. So Lucas just blocked me on instagram and i think he thinks we are kiwi farm trolls or something."

I told him to contact him with another account and try the Uber Eat technique, he said he tried but I didn't work, then said:

"Lol. He’s ignoring me. Called me a right wing bigot and did the covid slutfest 2020 thing"

Perhaps it's the end of the podcast saga after all.

....for some reason when I read that I immediately was reminded of that scene from day of the dead where they're arguing about the possibility of zombies starting to show intentional wariness of the soldiers because they know something bad will happen to them if they get rounded up. So now I can just imagine some nuthouse doctor sitting outside lucas's padded room, staring at him through the food slot saying 'he's learning.....hes actually learning' to the orderlies beside him

that said, when he was doing all the suicide bating in the old fartbox apartment and at the hoc i'm surprised nobody fucked with him by calling the cops to do wellness checks on him. its not like they could get in shit for it seeing as he was suicide baiting, and the hoc would have been forced to have a talk with him after it happened a few times and probably would have given him the boot over that

A reocuring theme I'm noticing in his recent vids is ranting about someone who asked him "Are you OK?" I'd like to know the exact details about that one cause he really just can't get past it. Unless I missed something, I'm imagining him at a bar (he's really been on about the Spokane bar scene lately) hunched over crying into his Mike's Hard lemonade cause he's forever alone and someone, probably a guy there with a group of friends that includes a few women, asked him if he's ok and he just exploded, went full retard and got asked to leave.

Speaking of mikes hard lemonade, its interesting how he blames his glass smashing incident with suzanne on not being able to handle caffeine (and admits he went to starbucks for hot chocolate because he can't handle the caffeine in coffee.....ignoring the fact chocolate has caffeine in it but whatever) yet he rationalizes getting drunk off his ass whenever he can and claims it doesn't have any bad effects on him. It shows how much he was bullshitting about the reasons for the whole glass throwing incident. Unsurprisingly lucas can't keep his lies straight

 

[Nobleman]

....for some reason when I read that I immediately was reminded of that scene from day of the dead where they're arguing about the possibility of zombies starting to show intentional wariness of the soldiers because they know something bad will happen to them if they get rounded up. So now I can just imagine some nuthouse doctor sitting outside lucas's padded room, staring at him through the food slot saying 'he's learning.....hes actually learning' to the orderlies beside him

that said, when he was doing all the suicide bating in the old fartbox apartment and at the hoc i'm surprised nobody fucked with him by calling the cops to do wellness checks on him. its not like they could get in shit for it seeing as he was suicide baiting, and the hoc would have been forced to have a talk with him after it happened a few times and probably would have given him the boot over that



Speaking of mikes hard lemonade, its interesting how he blames his glass smashing incident with suzanne on not being able to handle caffeine (and admits he went to starbucks for hot chocolate because he can't handle the caffeine in coffee.....ignoring the fact chocolate has caffeine in it but whatever) yet he rationalizes getting drunk off his ass whenever he can and claims it doesn't have any bad effects on him. It shows how much he was bullshitting about the reasons for the whole glass throwing incident. Unsurprisingly lucas can't keep his lies straight

Multiple times I have seen him lurking around downtown, he had a liter of Mountain Dew in his hand. Even in the morning. So caffeine must not bother him too much.

 

[mothman96]

A reocuring theme I'm noticing in his recent vids is ranting about someone who asked him "Are you OK?" I'd like to know the exact details about that one cause he really just can't get past it. Unless I missed something, I'm imagining him at a bar (he's really been on about the Spokane bar scene lately) hunched over crying into his Mike's Hard lemonade cause he's forever alone and someone, probably a guy there with a group of friends that includes a few women, asked him if he's ok and he just exploded, went full retard and got asked to leave.

I saw a comment on his IG where someone asked him "Are you OK". I just don't remember to which of his posts/videos.

 

[WonderWino]

Multiple times I have seen him lurking around downtown, he had a liter of Mountain Dew in his hand. Even in the morning. So caffeine must not bother him too much.

Somehow it doesn't surprise me that lucas drinks mountain dew. It is the official drink of incels after all. Though I do seem to remember him doing a video drinking a bottle of baja blast flavor. Ironically the only one I can stand. On that note, I bet thats related to his interest in taco bell and all those times he ate absurd amounts of tacos, as that flavor was developed for taco bell and was originally only available there. So, hes a homeless incel that eats enough taco bell for 5 people, chugs down mountain dew and doesn't bathe for long periods of time, while ranting about why women don't want to fuck him

Sounds about right. Its eerie how much of a walking stereotype he is

 

[Fatal Walter]

Wow, his latest instagram video has him screaming at the top of his lungs about how he hates gen Z. Followed by him trying his "Hi, my name is Lucas" line. This is some serious rage.

Edit: The video after that he just says "Telomerase. Agephobia. I want my fecund ova, you gen Z bigots!"

 

[Nobleman]

LOL, he is so inconsistent. Throughout the years he has claimed that he has witnessed "greybeards" and poor men at the homeless shelters and Pioneer Pathway house hooking up with young women. So apparently from his own words (no matter how delusional), it doesn't seem Gen Z is that classist or agephobe. They just have a problem with Lucas specifically....I wonder why...

 

[WonderWino]

If he keeps ranting and raving about 'wanting his fecund ova' somebody should send him a small fancy bottle full of frozen capelin eggs, labled as 'fecund 18 year old ova' and frozen. All done up to look like some medical storage container. Mailed right to the shelter. His reaction would be quite interesting. Just attach a note saying how it was from some anonymous phd age gap scientist who found lucas after hearing about his 'scientific studies' and wants to take him under his wing and make lucas his geneticist protege

 

[LeeLoo]

Lucas claims to be “refined like a Picasso painting”. Also:

LOL, he is so inconsistent. Throughout the years he has claimed that he has witnessed "greybeards" and poor men at the homeless shelters and Pioneer Pathway house hooking up with young women. So apparently from his own words (no matter how delusional), it doesn't seem Gen Z is that classist or agephobe. They just have a problem with Lucas specifically....I wonder why...

That comment! I’m sure it will be gone soo !

 

[Wernology]

Update on the interview at 8PM:
I talked with the owner of "The Salt Mine" and he told me:

"Hey man. So Lucas just blocked me on instagram and i think he thinks we are kiwi farm trolls or something."

I told him to contact him with another account and try the Uber Eat technique, he said he tried but I didn't work, then said:

"Lol. He’s ignoring me. Called me a right wing bigot and did the covid slutfest 2020 thing"

Perhaps it's the end of the podcast saga after all.

Probably gotta let him have some time to cool down.
Right now he's in high paranoia mode, so anyone approaching him for a podcast, especially if the other stuff on their channel looks like it might be critique videos, comedy videos, troll videos, or videos trashing someone else (even in a comedy type way) is going to raise red flags even in Lucas right now because he's JUST coming off trusting a small podcaster who made a good pitch about wanting to interview him and we all know the hilarity that provided.

It was soon enough ago that he's still on "EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET ME!!!" mode.

He'll forget about it in a few weeks, like he does with catfish, forget any lessons he's learned, and it'll be easy to reel him in again.

 

[AbraCadaver]

....for some reason when I read that I immediately was reminded of that scene from day of the dead where they're arguing about the possibility of zombies starting to show intentional wariness of the soldiers because they know something bad will happen to them if they get rounded up. So now I can just imagine some nuthouse doctor sitting outside lucas's padded room, staring at him through the food slot saying 'he's learning.....hes actually learning' to the orderlies beside him.

This is a really ridiculous analysis of a totally fictional, impossible scenario.

Lucas can’t learn.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's on Instagram right now, proudly showing off his tears, and begging for "his ova".

Who's the bitch boy now, Bitch Boy?

 

[le funny sex number 69]

You know, I’ve been wondering. Let’s say, hypothetically, Lucas is yeeted a young bae. What will he do when she ages? Will he abandon her and the super healthy long telomeres baby and seek a gen alpha hottie?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

You know, I’ve been wondering. Let’s say, hypothetically, Lucas is yeeted a young bae. What will he do when she ages? Will he abandon her and the super healthy long telomeres baby and seek a gen alpha hottie?

Probably. Once she gets old enough Lucas would flip out like he did with Suzanne, throwing glasses around because he can't have the 18 year olds sitting around him who are all having orgies with not Lucas.

 

[LeeLoo]

Probably. Once she gets old enough Lucas would flip out like he did with Suzanne, throwing glasses around because he can't have the 18 year olds sitting around him who are all having orgies with not Lucas.

Or, he’ll pull a Humbert Humbert. When Humbert worries about Lolita getting too old he fantasized about having little Lolitas with her...and even little grand-Lolitas to give him an endless supply of young nymphs. I imagine Lucas would be disgusting enough to think the same.

 

[mothman96]

You know, I’ve been wondering. Let’s say, hypothetically, Lucas is yeeted a young bae. What will he do when she ages? Will he abandon her and the super healthy long telomeres baby and seek a gen alpha hottie?

He wants a daughter to groom as backup.
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Hey Lucas, yup it sure going to work this time. Just because "tears well up in your eyes", a Gen Z bae is going to throw her life into the gutter/live in misery by letting you impregnate her.