Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Goldaor]

Would love to see some of the posts on girls who said they have been harassed by Lucas. It would be plenty good of you to post those if you can do so without doing the poster.

Well that one post is set to public, here:

facebook.com/1830706456/posts/10214492433024517/?d=n

 

[mothman96]

Would love to see some of the posts on girls who said they have been harassed by Lucas. It would be plenty good of you to post those if you can do so without doing the poster.

Yes, posting them here will become part of his documented insanity.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Well that one post is set to public, here:

facebook.com/1830706456/posts/10214492433024517/?d=n

 

[Wernology]

Some of my favorite bits from his latest signs:

Who the fuck writes a capital X that way?

He's got to be one of the small handful of people left who still use "M'lady" unironically.

 

[mothman96]

The comments: The freak wants to barter-- "How about some ladies for me since you're also in Spokane? Ya need anything?
ETA: He wants some ladies, not 1 lady. What happened to being greedy if more than 1 girl.

ETA 2:
Gen Z babes, The Spokane Freak won't cheat (he won't find a girl to cheat with). He'll just gorge on what's on your plate, everything in your pantry and refrigerator. But he'll leave you the last yogurt.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Pretty easy not to cheat when you're forever alone and not a single woman on the entire planet would be desperate enough to settle for you. Also lmao at the last yogurt comment, I can't fuckin deal with this guy tonight.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Some of my favorite bits from his latest signs:

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Who the fuck writes a capital X that way?

He's got to be one of the small handful of people left who still use "M'lady" unironically.

These little insane illustrations of sperm and zygotes take these attraction signs from amusing to a high point of Wernology.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Everyday I keep seeing/getting tagged in posts on Facebook of young girls from Spokane saying they're getting harassed by him on Instagram (with screenshots) no point in posting them here it's always the usual tons of links about Telomeres but he is getting more aggressive by calling them sluts and others. Here's some unseen signs from someone in the comments of such posts.

These signs are Lucas' magnum opus, his greatest gift to the world. Each one is a magical journey of insanity, confusion, and nuggets of hilarity. If Lucas has any kind of legacy, it should be these posters.

Some of my favorite bits from his latest signs:

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Who the fuck writes a capital X that way?

He's got to be one of the small handful of people left who still use "M'lady" unironically.

Any of these would make worthy random.text

 

[Fiveseven15]

You can tell he’s been up all night

hes been sounding like hes about to cry too

forgot to mention :Goldaor- the one thing i wish Sophie would have said during his ending chimpout was she cant date him because his telomeres are too short. that wouldve been hilarious to see how he'd react when his target victim group calls him out on his one and only 'positive attribute' lol

 

[mothman96]

Hey Lucas, The Spokane Psycho Freak, there is nothing hypocritical about not wanting to date an insane Predator with a history of violence. It's called self-preservation. Think of this Psycho Freak, the proof God exists is you never getting a girl to abuse.

 

[boner_alert]

forgot to mention :Goldaor- the one thing i wish Sophie would have said during his ending chimpout was she cant date him because his telomeres are too short. that wouldve been hilarious to see how he'd react when his target victim group calls him out on his one and only 'positive attribute' lol

I'll satisfy your curiosity. I'll go exactly like this:

Sophie: Anyways if I wasn't with Goldaor, I would never date you because your telomeres are too short!
Lucas: WHY ARE YOU BEING A BIGOT?!?!??!? GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, NAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I, LEFTIST IN NAME ONLY COMMUNIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP WITH THE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED SOPHIE, BABY Z, LEFTIST IN NAME ONLY AGEPHOBIC BIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think part of the satisfaction I got from that Golden USB episode finale was finally getting the closure I think we budding and senior Wernologists have long been chasing - cornering Lucas to admit or show that the PROBLEM IS HIM AND ONLY HIM AND ALWAYS BEEN HIM, that he's objectively one of the most undesirable mates on this earth. I think the real challenge (or the fun part) is doing this by using only his insane bizarre logic, because anything else (objective reality of how things work or pointing out the undeniable negative realities of his situation) falls on completely deaf ears, as it just seems to automatically trigger his "NAZI NAZI NARI WHY ARE YOU BEING BIGOTED NAZI!?" tard rage tantrum.

But proving that he's disgusting, undesirable, and not even something a mother could love is easy, and can be proven by his insane logic and I think we got to see these attempts thanks to @Jeremiah the Bullfrog. Turns out what happens is that he throws a tard rage tantrum, just with the tard, rage, and volume turned up to max. So it was immensely satisfying for me to finally be like 'oh, so thats what happens' and then the "NO KFC for you!" was chef's kiss*

 

[JuniperFalls]

I'll satisfy your curiosity. I'll go exactly like this:

Sophie: Anyways if I wasn't with Goldaor, I would never date you because your telomeres are too short!
Lucas: WHY ARE YOU BEING A BIGOT?!?!??!? GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, NAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I, LEFTIST IN NAME ONLY COMMUNIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP WITH THE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED SOPHIE, BABY Z, LEFTIST IN NAME ONLY AGEPHOBIC BIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think part of the satisfaction I got from that Golden USB episode finale was finally getting the closure I think we budding and senior Wernologists have long been chasing - cornering Lucas to admit or show that the PROBLEM IS HIM AND ONLY HIM AND ALWAYS BEEN HIM, that he's objectively one of the most undesirable mates on this earth. I think the real challenge (or the fun part) is doing this by using only his insane bizarre logic, because anything else (objective reality of how things work or pointing out the undeniable negative realities of his situation) falls on completely deaf ears, as it just seems to automatically trigger his "NAZI NAZI NARI WHY ARE YOU BEING BIGOTED NAZI!?" tard rage tantrum.

But proving that he's disgusting, undesirable, and not even something a mother could love is easy, and can be proven by his insane logic and I think we got to see these attempts thanks to @Jeremiah the Bullfrog. Turns out what happens is that he throws a tard rage tantrum, just with the tard, rage, and volume turned up to max. So it was immensely satisfying for me to finally be like 'oh, so thats what happens' and then the "NO KFC for you!" was chef's kiss*

When you imagined the response from Lucas, you forgot to add him screaming "Move on!!! Move on!!! Move on!!! Move on!!!" a few dozen times in a row.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

Finally my registration is accepted!

Been following the Wern saga for years. Great job @The Golden USB Show and @Jeremiah the Bullfrog. He's finally starting to crack.

 

[Particle Bored]

Everyday I keep seeing/getting tagged in posts on Facebook of young girls from Spokane saying they're getting harassed by him on Instagram (with screenshots) no point in posting them here it's always the usual tons of links about Telomeres but he is getting more aggressive by calling them sluts and others. Here's some unseen signs from someone in the comments of such posts.

Middle pic: "I didn't want to have kids until 2016, then I started reading all these studies..."

So we've got his "I'm a pedophile" posts from pre-2016, but then he read these studies and suddenly wanted to have kids.

Yeah, the telomere daddy shit TOTALLY isn't an excuse to hunt underage poon.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Tag yourself on his lamppost screeds. I’m the small “I’m 40” in a circle at the very end of the one.

It’s like a child’s art signature. “By Lucas, Age 8 1/2.”

 

[Twrx]

Can Lucas even get a driver's license? I think that may be why he constantly shits on people driving cars, that's what I was think about Phil as well

 

[Fiveseven15]

doubt it. hes not mentally fit and every time he tried to drive before, he wrecked

 

[Rogowski]

Can Lucas even get a driver's license? I think that may be why he constantly shits on people driving cars, that's what I was think about Phil as well

I know he did at one point, there’s a thread on some obscure weed forum from many years back that details a DUI arrest for Lucas Werner that claims he might be the first person ever charged with DUI related to weed but I don’t know how true that is.

 

[Wernology]

So, @The Golden USB Show Got a couple of voice memos from some women.

Both women, including the one where you can see her face, gave permission to use their videos.

If any of you get weird ass voice memos from Lucas, feel free to send them to my email address ( itsnotinthecardsman@gmail.com ))

Anyway, here we go: Two voice memos of him basically cold calling women he sometimes dosn't even know

 

[Fiveseven15]

she looks more frustrated than being on hold with baby shark playing

wait who was the recipient of that long ass speech? was it just a post or he actually sent that to some poor girl