Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

klickitat said:
So, @The Golden USB Show Got a couple of voice memos from some women.

Both women, including the one where you can see her face, gave permission to use their videos.

If any of you get weird ass voice memos from Lucas, feel free to send them to my email address ( itsnotinthecardsman@gmail.com ))

Anyway, here we go: Two voice memos of him basically cold calling women he sometimes dosn't even know

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Any chick that voluntarily does that to her own eyebrows would punch his dick straight out through his asshole if he approached her IRL after sending those messages.

That being said, Luke should definitely try to track her down at the next BLM gathering.

ETA: 19:21 "I'm the cow." :story:
 
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Particle Bored said:
Any chick that voluntarily does that to her own eyebrows would punch his dick straight out through his asshole if he approached her IRL after sending those messages.

That being said, Luke should definitely try to track her down at the next BLM gathering.
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She for real looks like the kind of tiny woman who gives no fucks and would immediately pull a knife on Lucas.
 
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Twrx said:
Can Lucas even get a driver's license? I think that may be why he constantly shits on people driving cars, that's what I was think about Phil as well
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largely irrelevant as there is no way he would obtain legal access to a car anyway.

It seems almost fitting on KF that cows be compared to OPL to figure out just how fucked they are. And compared to Lucas Werner, Chris Chan is downright functional... as he spends his day pretending to be a god of some children's cartoon creatures and his mother decomposes in the next room. Hell, even John Bulla had a house until he lost his shit so completely that he got committed.
 
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Hey Lucas the Freak, it's obvious you spew out your posts because you are insanely jealous/ froth at the mouth young people can go and have a good time at the bars while you are banned from the bars in Spokane. You spend your nights farting up your hobo bed at the shelter.
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Yeah, her and Lacie are the types of girls that will make their face public in connection with Lucas Werner.
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Difference between the two, Lacie purposely met up with the insane Pedo, posted to her FB about her "lit" day and from the looks of it gave him some lead ons. When it blew up and he blocked her friends and other people in Spokane to get her to have sex with him, Lacie played victim. The second girl didn't go out to solicit the messages he sent her.
 
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Fiveseven15 said:
oh jesus fuck hahaah he gonna get his ass beat by someones bf/brother/dad. then he can call the cops and point at another pimple
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Indeed he will. That kind of direct creepy stalkerish behavior is the kind of thing that gets a guys ass beat real quick. That said, if he keeps sending random women random bizarre messages like that he is going to find himself on the wrong end of another restraining order saga real quick. Especially if one of those women tells him to fuck off and he loses his shit at her and starts insulting her

For someone who supposedly doesn't like cops lucas sure does everything he can to draw their attention

Also the 'i'm not against sexual promiscuity either' statement is a low key implication that she looks like a whore. He's lucky he didn't say that to her, or any woman, in person
 
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WonderWino said:
Indeed he will. That kind of direct creepy stalkerish behavior is the kind of thing that gets a guys ass beat real quick. That said, if he keeps sending random women random bizarre messages like that he is going to find himself on the wrong end of another restraining order saga real quick. Especially if one of those women tells him to fuck off and he loses his shit at her and starts insulting her

For someone who supposedly doesn't like cops lucas sure does everything he can to draw their attention
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Considering he is an insane Predator with a history going back years, I think the women that he is contacting should make a police report to have his insanity on record with the authorities.
 
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mothman96 said:
Hey Lucas the Freak, it's obvious you spew out your posts because you are insanely jealous/ froth at the mouth young people can go and have a good time at the bars while you are banned from the bars in Spokane. You spend your nights farting up your hobo bed at the shelter.
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>May your greed and agephobia be punished by evolution
That's rich coming from the genetic dead end known as Lucas. Those "idiots" get to have sex and pass on their genetics. As long as that occurs, which according to Lucas it's nonstop, then they are, by definition, evolutionarily successful.
 
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Hilarious seeing this lifelong loser trying to project the wise hot older daddy with so much to offer/forget these immature boys kind of vibe.

Wasn't he always railing against greybeards and patriarchs?

If you listed all the hypocrisies and contradictions in his vids you'd have more annotations than the complete works of Bill Shakespeare.

Also big ups to @klickitat for the latest vids, they are a fantastic intro to who and what our boi is for any new-ish Wenologists.
 
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mothman96 said:
Difference between the two, Lacie purposely met up with the insane Pedo, posted to her FB about her "lit" day and from the looks of it gave him some lead ons. When it blew up and he blocked her friends and other people in Spokane to get her to have sex with him, Lacie played victim. The second girl didn't go out to solicit the messages he sent her.
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Lacie obviously went too far and stupidly risked herself. Just saying, these red flag girls tend to love any attention, and Lucas may even be specifically targeting them because he'll get the attention and enjoy it even if it's negative.
 
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