Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

His fixation with large words is so strange. He really went out of his way to throw palindrome in there, even says he knows the names aren't spelled the same forward and backwards at the end of video. Then why bring it up? Does he really think using (misusing in his case) big words will somehow trick bae into thinking he's something other than a stinking hobo?

 

[teleméres69]

Even for Lucas he sounds like a retard right now

Kiki is not a palindrome. Fuck he's dumb.

ETA: Ella, also not a palindrome.

If he keeps at it with the soda, you know that thing he tried blaming his domestic violence on, he's gonna fuck his health up even further with the diabetes

Background wall shows he is at the Motel 6 again. Alas, sad you say, I stayed there a couple times during flights in and out of Spokane airport because that is all that was available and I know the color scheme.

Just listening to him....I am sorry, someone needs to fuck him up.

He failed maths for a reason. With how stupid and damaged he is I'd be more inclined to believe his parents are related

The cow is back talking about how he is related to kings and he is a king. Yeah, sure he is. That are calling everyone bigots for not dating a fat hobo. I like all these percentages he brings up. He just pulls these numbers out of his ass.

He seems to believe it makes him appear smart to use adult vocabulary. The problem is he's too stupid to actually figure out what the words mean and just uses them to be a pseudo intellectual

His fixation with large words is so strange. He really went out of his way to throw palindrome in there, even says he knows the names aren't spelled the same forward and backwards at the end of video. Then why bring it up? Does he really think using (misusing in his case) big words will somehow trick bae into thinking he's something other than a stinking hobo?

 

[ThomasAudley]

He said he’s back on the insulin due to his pancreas.

Also, a 15-min vid about his board game inspired by telomeres. Some brave Kiwi is gonna have to provide the cliffs cause I can’t get through that lunacy.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

That he is now an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic just confirms what we already know. The Beetus is progressing because he’s not managing it correctly and his next stop is to start losing toes/feet/legs.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Highlight of new board game video:

Lucas thinks he's mixed race because he's two different kinds of white.

ETA: the game involves "swooping" and seems weird and racist, even for lucas standards.

 

[WonderWino]

He said he’s back on the insulin due to his pancreas.

Also, a 15-min vid about his board game inspired by telomeres. Some brave Kiwi is gonna have to provide the cliffs cause I can’t get through that lunacy.

.....While talking about being back on the soda no less. I've met smarter dogs than lucas at this point

and at this rate I fully expect lucas to come up with a sorry inspired game where each player moves a single sperm shaped token around the board to compete for who can get around the board and reach the end (impregnate the fecund zoomer egg) first

Lucas thinks he's mixed race because he's two different kinds of white.

As stupid as him saying that is, i'd love to see him check off mixed race on his college application this time and then start a shitfit if they questioned him about it. It would put the college in a real interesting situation if they tried to call him on it

That said i'm starting to think he literally came out of the nuthouse crazier than he was when he went in. If this is the kind of behavior that constitutes being fit to be released from a nuthouse the US mental healthcare system is even more fucked than I thought

 

[boner_alert]

His "Line Up" video on instagram is disturbing. Like a fat retard hobo Westworld host glitching out. The Lucas host is a factory reject because it can only repeat the same 30 phrases and never learns to evolve past that

 

[themotherflippin480]

The Line Up video?

 

[Goldaor]

Tomorrow he will brag about getting Fiesta Charra takeout while eating it in the bed, I call it.
(That's where he would eat when he would stay at Motel 6 last summer)

 

[themotherflippin480]

.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I managed to listen through most of the stuff in the stupid board game video, and it actually sounds crazy even for him. It's literally just a mishmash of all of his Insanity, from telomeres to swooping to cock-blocking to food to race its Total Insanity Lucas Style. He makes another little mistake of Pop Culture though, claiming he made some game piece blue because of blue milk from Clockwork Orange, when blue milk is actually from Star Wars isn't it?

 

[WonderWino]

I managed to listen through most of the stuff in the stupid board game video, and it actually sounds crazy even for him. It's literally just a mishmash of all of his Insanity, from telomeres to swooping to cock-blocking to food to race its Total Insanity Lucas Style. He makes another little mistake of Pop Culture though, claiming he made some game piece blue because of blue milk from Clockwork Orange, when blue milk is actually from Star Wars isn't it?

I hate to say it but i've never seen clockwork orange, but yes blue milk is definitely a star wars thing, and to a lesser extent a star trek thing

 

[Wernology]

The compilation of it all is uploading.

Christ.

Still processing. Whatever, I'm going to bed.

When Youtube finally spits it out this embed will work.

 

[Mia Graine]

He seems crazier now...if that's possible now that he's out and in LRA. It's like the crazy got hyper focused. I'm thinking they must have had him on an anti psychotic cocktail in the hospital plus god knows what. If I was a betting gal whatever he's on is not for him. There are 3 outcomes all of them will provide top notch content.
1. He's being watched like a hawk and is forced to take these meds which are obviously not helping if not causing delusions ie. the palindrome girls.
2. They switch his meds and who knows what will happen but I'm thinking the transition between one med to another will cause a few days of... instability....
3. He stops/refuses to take his meds and is involuntarily committed but not after the psych pill withdrawal

Edit: not the most coherent statement but whatever it's late

 

[AFondFare-doToAFriend]

Can't wait for him to get even fatter and slower on the meds

 

[WonderWino]

Well at least he admitted he could 'maybe' pass on his mental problems to his children

....Then goes on to say how he doesn't understand why, using that logic, that his parents aren't mentally ill like him therefore he doubts his own diagnosis. His obvious logic being he can only be legit mentally ill if they pass on their crazy to him, therefore hes not crazy because they're not. Yeah, thats some real PhD level reasoning there lucas. and i'm not entirely convinced his mother isn't a headcase herself, which would explain alot about the stuff shes said and done over the years

So, we can safely add how mental illness can occur in people to the already enormous list of things lucas has no understanding of

Also, fucking lol at his expression when he was spazzing out about isaac.....and his 'I was probably the nicest guy in the [mental] hospital. Yeah, thats something to brag about to all the ladies right there. and he kept repeating himself, which is totally what super smart PhD candidates do all the time right

I can see his pickup line of choice now: 'Hi baby zoom! My name is lucas whats yours? I was on the honor roll in a remedial english class at community college AND I was the nicest guy at the mental hospital during my last stay. Did you know my sperm will give your child stronger DNA? Wait....where are you going?! Can I get your number?? FINE BIGOT! Probably a trump supporting republican! I'm SICK OF THE AGEPHOBIA YOU BIGOT!'

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

The compilation of it all is uploading.

Christ.

Still processing. Whatever, I'm going to bed.

When Youtube finally spits it out this embed will work.

I am in agreement with those who think Lucas came out of the nut hut even crazier than he went in. His insanity is laser like. He’s is getting his diabetes in check by slamming a 20 ouncer of coke? He’s in a self destructive spiral. He is even more delusional with his stories of going back to school, board games and his telomeres nonsense. His anger against Gen Z is at a boiling point. He is raging. His monologs are punctuated with random aggressive outbursts.

I got a feeling he is not going to be out roaming the streets very long before he does something to get himself thrown back in the nut hut or in jail.

 

[Krathnami]

The compilation of it all is uploading.

Christ.

Still processing. Whatever, I'm going to bed.

When Youtube finally spits it out this embed will work.

Even in his own retarded board games it’s not in the cards

 

[Iseecovidpeople]

I am beyond fascinated with his new semi racist dating board game.
I mean....that’s an incredible amount of incomprehensible detail.
I’m a diabetic, but I have never been on insulin so I’m not sure how this is going to work since Lucas is still homeless.
I know the fastest way to bring his blood sugar down is insulin, but he’s not coherent enough to check his blood sugar and take the insulin.

He’s so dumb about his own disease (well diseases)
“I’m looking into pasta to eat since I want to be vegan”

 

[AbraCadaver]

Great because some exciting telomeres news just happened.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8970999/Scientists-claim-successfully-reversed-human-ageing-process-group-elderly-adults.html

Don’t you see what this means?? The flatbills will soon use their credit cards to book time in oxygen chambers and GROW LONGER TELOMERES!!! It’s the end of everything!