Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

AnOminous said:
Although in all the ones I've seen, the skinny nerd had to actually do something to deserve it. For instance, those Charles Atlas ads that always used to be in the back pages of comic books.
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How does he deal with the bully? He gets swole himself. Or he outwits the bully in some way. Basically shows that he's better than that other guy.

Lucas just gets worse and worse every day. He isn't even trying to pretend to be sane any more, just raving and screaming in public, getting thrown out of every place that foolishly gives him shelter, and otherwise completely embracing being an asshole. It's unimaginable that Lucas would lay off the booze and drugs, actually comply with meds, get into CBT and actually work on it, treat his diabeetus and MRSA, and maybe even lose some weight, while trying to be less of a prick so he actually has a stable residence.
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Curiously, in the Charles Atlas comic, the babe was already sitting with the skinny guy.

Sure, she's patronizing to him and dismissive when he stamps his foot impotently and says he'll get even, but she was initially with him getting sand kicked in her face as well!

Charles Atlas "Dynamic tension" Fitness .....geeeeez.

I imagine these work about as well as the 3D glasses they used to advertise right next to them in the back of old comics. I'm STILL waiting to see girls giant 50s panties and rigid underwired torpedo bras. No such luck.

Levity aside, Lucas actually believes in a world of women as chattel.

But He's liberal. Uh-huh.
 
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It's literally his birthday so hook him up with a chick--bigots.
Cry some more Lucas, cry some more.
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mothman96 said:
It's literally his birthday so hook him up with a chick--bigots.
Cry some more Lucas, cry some more.
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Oh, I hope we get a good meltdown video today. One where he actually is crying. If I were him I would be upset that I was a shitty ragman who was stuck out in the cold with no shelter. Not that I did not have a girl to take to Clinkerdaggers. But not Lucas! Getting a queefy bae is more important than everything! Generation Socialist, eh? Sure doesn't seem like it!
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Oh, I hope we get a good meltdown video today. One where he actually is crying. If I were him I would be upset that I was a shitty ragman who was stuck out in the cold with no shelter. Not that I did not have a girl to take to Clinkerdaggers. But not Lucas! Getting a queefy bae is more important than everything! Generation Socialist, eh? Sure doesn't seem like it!
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I've got notifications on and am definitely waiting to see if he has a meltdown closer to midnight, as yet another birthday goes by and the Hookup Fairy looks at him, laughs, and keeps moving.
 
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But, that being said, can we all agree that if Lucas was handed his dream bae, he'd either cum in his pants or stammer like an idiot?
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Maybe at first, but he'd quickly move past it and start a grooming phase before the physical and sexual abuse started. Lucas isn't "lonely" in a manner you or I understand it, he doesn't want the company of a woman in a romantic way where he genuinely enjoys her companionship like I do my wife or you with a significant other. He wants a woman so he can dominate her in every respect and be the object of her dependence (which he'd interpret as admiration), he would take a very instrumental view of any children and would most certainly abuse them in similar ways. You take a trip through his sexual fantasies and it involves a lot of anal torture and other aggressive ways of displaying dominance over another human being.

Most men who are seeking a wife for the purposes of starting a family use broad and generic terms to describe having a sexually fulfilling marriage that produces children: "starting a family" "good mother" "someone I want to come home to" "grow old with her" etc. The vocabulary Lucas employs is frankly disturbing because it is often clinical in nature but executed in a manner that elicits disgust: "fecund" "fertile" "womb" "ovulator" and so on.

Don't get me wrong, Lucas is an inept, insecure, and cowardly individual. Given his pathetic demeanor, he'd still predate on a vulnerable woman if given the opportunity and I believe as time goes on and his frustration grows in tandem with his mounting entitlement, he'll eventually act on them in way he has yet to do so now. My greatest hope for Lucas is that his intended victim turns out to be a badass and if she doesn't punch his timecard there on the spot, he'll end up in an appropriate West Coast correctional facility where some skinhead or peckerwood has the honor of sending him to hell.
 
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Lucas seems like some incels that have done or seen too many Chadfish experiments. Yes, there's some guys that get loads of girls with zero effort. They are extremely good looking, the top 5-10% of men. Lucas is not, although I maintain he'd be an above average looking guy if he kept his weight down and could easily get with decent looking women if he started fixing his broken brain.

Lucas is also terrified of speaking to women or anyone, and legitimately so because his name is so tarnished. Once he's recognized at a bar or club or whatever, it's over. Even if Lucas fixes his problems, he'll need to move from Spokane and start again elsewhere, which he adamantly refuses to do.

It's a brutally tough situation for Lucas to get out of, but he did it all himself.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Lucas seems like some incels that have done or seen too many Chadfish experiments. Yes, there's some guys that get loads of girls with zero effort. They are extremely good looking, the top 5-10% of men. Lucas is not, although I maintain he'd be an above average looking guy if he kept his weight down and could easily get with decent looking women if he started fixing his broken brain.

Lucas is also terrified of speaking to women or anyone, and legitimately so because his name is so tarnished. Once he's recognized at a bar or club or whatever, it's over. Even if Lucas fixes his problems, he'll need to move from Spokane and start again elsewhere, which he adamantly refuses to do.

It's a brutally tough situation for Lucas to get out of, but he did it all himself.
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You think if Lucas was thinner he'd be an attractive man?

Actually, I think you said above attractive? No offense, but Do you live somewhere surrounded by really ugly deformed men?

Even if he was thinner, he has a giant Potato Head, he's practically bald, he has huge ears that are more two-thirds the length of his face, he has the wide staring Psycho Eyes (TM), I mean you do you, and I know there's no accounting for Taste, but...
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
You think if Lucas was thinner he'd be an attractive man?

Actually, I think you said above attractive? No offense, but Do you live somewhere surrounded by really ugly deformed men?

Even if he was thinner, he has a giant Potato Head, he's practically bald, he has huge ears that are more two-thirds the length of his face, he has the wide staring Psycho Eyes (TM), I mean you do you, and I know there's no accounting for Taste, but...
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I think he'd be pretty average if he dropped the 100lb again and did something with his hair that didn't look like "midlife crisis, probably plays bass, but not very well" but there's no disguising that crazy, fixed, dead thousand yard stare and weirdly always dilated pupil thing.

Not necessarily anything hoards of women and men would swoon over, but passably average, at least enough to get an equally bland looking girlfriend until she realized his personality was complete trash--so for, like, maybe a week tops if she was a little slow.
 
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klickitat said:
I think he'd be pretty average if he dropped the 100lb again and did something with his hair that didn't look like "midlife crisis, probably plays bass, but not very well" but there's no disguising that crazy, fixed, dead thousand yard stare and weirdly always dilated pupil thing.

Not necessarily anything hoards of women and men would swoon over, but passably average, at least enough to get an equally bland looking girlfriend until she realized his personality was complete trash--so for, like, maybe a week tops if she was a little slow.
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I agree, except I really don't think any woman would stay with Lucas for a whole week. He wears his crazy on his sleeve and drives women away as soon as he meets them. He can't shut up about telomeres, fertility, and making babies and opens with this shit.
 
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A whole lotta nope said:
I agree, except I really don't think any woman would stay with Lucas for a whole week. He wears his crazy on his sleeve and drives women away as soon as he meets them. He can't shut up about telomeres, fertility, and making babies and opens with this shit.
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Don't forget his refusal to actually try to be employed. He wants other people to give him money and not have to do anything to earn it.
 
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Ever wondered how THE Wern picks up his chicks? Here's exclusive content sent to the Spokane Girl Tuesday (along with like 999 other voice messages). The full thing will be featured in Weekly Wern 4.



 
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Goldaor said:
Ever wondered how THE Wern picks up his chicks? Here's exclusive content sent to the Spokane Girl Tuesday (along with like 999 other voice messages). The full thing will be feature in Weekly Wern 4.View attachment 1752803
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Leaving a spam cold call to ask random women out, says, "Sorry I'm a bit distracted by these women walking by. Hi! You look mblkmdlkjsld uh coat..."

Fuckin' Rico Suave right there.
 
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Goldaor said:
Ever wondered how THE Wern picks up his chicks? Here's exclusive content sent to the Spokane Girl Tuesday (along with like 999 other voice messages). The full thing will be feature in Weekly Wern 4.View attachment 1752803
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Yeah, it's a mystery how he's not constantly in the middle of a melee of zoomer chicks all fighting to be the one to bear his Xoomer Super ZyGOAT... Total mystery.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
You think if Lucas was thinner he'd be an attractive man?

Actually, I think you said above attractive? No offense, but Do you live somewhere surrounded by really ugly deformed men?

Even if he was thinner, he has a giant Potato Head, he's practically bald, he has huge ears that are more two-thirds the length of his face, he has the wide staring Psycho Eyes (TM), I mean you do you, and I know there's no accounting for Taste, but...
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Sorry to get all autistic and Lookism, but I will. Lucas has good facial features. Slightly positive canthal tilt, colorful hunter eyes, compact middle face, decent maxilla and bottom third and a big skull which is a positive. Lacking in cheek bones which give him the bug eyes are the one big negative, along with his Norwood 4-5 but he's 41 so. Lucas has always been fat, so it's hard to tell what facial bones are hiding under there, but I think they'd be pretty good. Just saying, compared to most dudes my age, Lucas has a lot going for him facially.
 
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