Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I imagine it went like this:

Lucas: Hey Isaac, I'll buy dinner if you bring chicks.
Isaac: Yea, I know a couple of girls that will come.
Lucas gets excited waiting for a couple of ovulators.
Isaac shows up with 2 trans.
Lucas still ended up paying for dinner.

Lucas farts (sharts?) loudly and repeatedly until the trannies decide to leave.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

You can't survive outside in it. It's not like Seattle or the Tri-Cities where you can be year-round homeless in a tent where snow and prolonged freezing temps are rare. You need shelter. It is pretty common in eastern WA for temps in Jan/Feb to be single digit highs down into the negatives for overnight lows.

Wouldnt be comfy but you can survive far colder than that without proper shelter. Just pack snow overtop of a tent like an igloo for heat insulation and you can survive a constant high of -20 no problem. Lucas should just stop being a pussy

 

[teleméres69]

Take a shot every time Lucas mentions they are male to female or female to male in the video. I get it Lucas, you tried hitting on teens, failed, then Isaac tried and was successful and you wanted to molest them only to scare them off with your farts, which you are somehow proud of. Being 300 pounds mixed with tacos, yeah I can see why someone would be running for the hills

Oh, he and Isaac is his friend again. Two days ago he hated Isaac for using him.

He's also back in a motel, I guess.

I love how it was, "we bought Mexican food--well, I did."

It's so amazing how he has no pattern recognition and wtf is, "He was gonna pick up two chicks but he picked up two trans", Lucas?

He "met the trans community"...and why does he think it's funny that he drove people out with farts? There is no way he's sober.

"LGBTQ trans community", dude, what do you think the T stands for?

I doubt Lucas even thinks about buying anything for the winter unless someone keeps telling him to irl. Not that I'd want Lucas to improve his chances on the streets. He deserves to be where he is now

Wouldnt be comfy but you can survive far colder than that without proper shelter. Just pack snow overtop of a tent like an igloo for heat insulation and you can survive a constant high of -20 no problem. Lucas should just stop being a pussy

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

I doubt Lucas even thinks about buying anything for the winter unless someone keeps telling him to irl. Not that I'd want Lucas to improve his chances on the streets. He deserves to be where he is now

My bad forgot he doesnt already have a tent. As much as i hate indirectly giving him useful advice living out of an igloo is step 1 to joining the flatbill oligarchy, a friend of mine lived out of an igloo and can now swoop 2-3 at a time effortlessly, even graduated to car owning credit card having big dick oligarch status....without even using a flatbill

 

[WonderWino]

Oh, he and Isaac is his friend again. Two days ago he hated Isaac for using him.

He's also back in a motel, I guess.

I love how it was, "we bought Mexican food--well, I did."

It's so amazing how he has no pattern recognition and wtf is, "He was gonna pick up two chicks but he picked up two trans", Lucas?

He "met the trans community"...and why does he think it's funny that he drove people out with farts? There is no way he's sober.

"LGBTQ trans community", dude, what do you think the T stands for?

Lucas 'i'm totally not gay! I just hang out with a teen hobo and the trans chicks he hangs out with and fucks to get him to give me info on how and where to meet women' werner everybody

If he keeps doing that lucas will be trolled into hitting on a trap, I can see that one coming already

Like I have said many times before, for someone who claims to not be gay so often he sure does alot of things that make him look and sound gay

and putting off said trannies by farting until they can't handle it anymore and leave says alot about what any zoomer bae has to look forward to on any date with him - 'enjoy your $70 steak and the smell of constantly farting unwashed hobo in clinkerdagger ladies'

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas actually sounds happy for once about these self absorbed trans and Isaac using him for food, so good for him, I guess. If Lucas enjoys being betabux, it should motivate him to get a job or have anything.

 

[Da Dude123]

The night of hanging out with trannies and scaring them away with his farts in a Motel 6 room was one of the best nights of Lucas's life. Dude is such an lolcow! I am sure Isaac will be back New Years day next month to take some of Lucas's yeet bux.

 

[Krathnami]

Imagine being too disgusting for trannies

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Hmm that pee is a disturbing hue

 

[WonderWino]

Imagine being too disgusting for trannies

I eagerly await the too disgusting even for yaniv to associate with tag. Trannies aren't known for their high standards, and by the look of it lucas couldn't even get a zoomer bae tranny

I'm surprised isaac even told him they weren't actually women and didn't just let lucas find out the hard way so he'd lose his shit over it

But now at least we know that trannies can be driven off with lucas level farting. Perhaps this could be turned into an anti troon spray of some kind, to keep them from trying to infiltrate things

 

[AbraCadaver]

He's in rare form this afternoon it would seem. This has gotta be some end stage level insanity.

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“Quiet, polite, can cook.”

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

But now at least we know that trannies can be driven off with lucas level farting. Perhaps this could be turned into an anti troon spray of some kind, to keep them from trying to infiltrate things

"Werner farts. Scares off some little trannies, attracts one big flatbill"
"How did you get Werner farts!?!"
"You don't want to know"

 

[Goldaor]

He is proud of being in presence of trannies. He is an ally and a defender of their rights against Trump and Trumpanzies. I have a feeling people such as Chris Chan and Lucas will show their immense support to the gays and others because they feel a sense of belonging. All you have to do is say "I support LGBT" and you're "in". Lucas isn't "in" anything otherwise.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Uncle Piss is still holed up in that motel room twirling his rat tail between his fingers and swooning about the amazing night he had with those trannies that were just there for the free food. He really called himself a street uncle or some shit, does he really think these homeless zoomies look up to him? As wretched as those farts were, they bailed when you turned your back cause you're insufferable Lucas. They'd rather sleep in the shelter than in a motel room with you. Who wouldn't though.

He also said odds are he'll meet a chick at college. I'm just gonna leave that one alone, doesn't even require any further commentary

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Uncle Piss is still holed up in that motel room twirling his rat tail between his fingers and swooning about the amazing night he had with those trannies that were just there for the free food. He really called himself a street uncle or some shit, does he really think these homeless zoomies look up to him? As wretched as those farts were, they bailed when you turned your back cause you're insufferable Lucas. They'd rather sleep in the shelter than in a motel room with you. Who wouldn't though.

He also said odds are he'll meet a chick at college. I'm just gonna leave that one alone, doesn't even require any further commentary

This is a good example of how he misreads social situations though, these two kids obviously couldn't wait to get the f*** away from him, who knows how long they even spent together.

We know from his past experiences with Lacey, that tiny trivial social interactions between people that mean nothing to them, mean everything to Lucas.

He obsesses over the details. He remembers what individual people ordered for food, what they said, when they laughed, when he "made them laugh", something he always takes pride in.

It's as if he needs to replay these instances over and over in his mind because they comfort him.

And then he repeats that he's a street uncle or Street dad, so he builds up this mythology in his mind that he's looked up to.

It's pathetic, but it beats bleating like a Minotaur with a stubbed toe, or repeating the telomere / 18-24 nonsense we're all so sick of.

 

[wenttobermuda]

A promise is worth the person who made it. Lucas promised the men with butterfly nets that he'd behave, and wouldn't drink or smoke pot. He's been getting wasted of course, and hasn't even been sneaky about it.

Watching people take advantage of Lucas fascinates me almost as much as him begging to being taken advantage of. Lucas, who often describes himself as "generous," has a very transactional view of socializing. He casually trades liquor, pot and food for company. He will outright try to buy company, too, like his notorious $1,000 dinner date and frequent offers to pay whoever can hook him up with a queefy bae.

He's a mark and this hasn't gone unnoticed in Spokane's homeless community. Lucas, who is desperate to take advantage of people, is constantly taken advantage of by others in petty ways. Because he's "generous."

His relationship with Isaac, and the recent episode with the troons, are entertaining examples of Lucas's "generosity." Lucas lured a troon or two into his lair with some cheap Mexican food. The troons ditched Lucas while he was befouling the bathroom, and left him alone with his smells. This was such a great experience for him that he made a self-satisfied video memorializing the night he fed troons. I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas counts them as close friends now. I would be surprised if doesn't brag about being a troon ally, to impress the Gen Z baes and bolster his credentials.

Anyway, imagine how Lucas "generous" Lucas would be if he had money. I picture an incompetent Weinstein, harmless despite his awful intentions; too stupid to take advantage of anyone and constantly fleeced by his would be victims.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

A promise is worth the person who made it. Lucas promised the men with butterfly nets that he'd behave, and wouldn't drink or smoke pot. He's been getting wasted of course, and hasn't even been sneaky about it.

Watching people take advantage of Lucas fascinates me almost as much as him begging to being taken advantage of. Lucas, who often describes himself as "generous," has a very transactional view of socializing. He casually trades liquor, pot and food for company. He will outright try to buy company, too, like his notorious $1,000 dinner date and frequent offers to pay whoever can hook him up with a queefy bae.

He's a mark and this hasn't gone unnoticed in Spokane's homeless community. Lucas, who is desperate to take advantage of people, is constantly taken advantage of by others in petty ways. Because he's "generous."

His relationship with Isaac, and the recent episode with the troons, are entertaining examples of Lucas's "generosity." Lucas lured a troon or two into his lair with some cheap Mexican food. The troons ditched Lucas while he was befouling the bathroom, and left him alone with his smells. This was such a great experience for him that he made a self-satisfied video memorializing the night he fed troons. I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas counts them as close friends now. I would be surprised if doesn't brag about being a troon ally, to impress the Gen Z baes and bolster his credentials.

Anyway, imagine how Lucas "generous" Lucas would be if he had money. I picture an incompetent Weinstein, harmless despite his awful intentions; too stupid to take advantage of anyone and constantly fleeced by his would be victims.

He made a second video about one of the greatest nights of his life, fumigating for troons.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas will at least talk about these trans as his friends and brag about how inclusive and non-hateful he is unlike you zoomer bae bigots that won't fuck him. He may eventually say that he dated them, like he dated some black girl at a BLM thing, but that might suggest Lucas is gay so he probably won't.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Lucas revealed a lot about his taste in music in his magnum opus, Wound. He doesn't care for rap, or things that people enjoy, and believes that listening to 90's industrial makes him interesting. He has the instincts of a hipster, but none of the knowledge. I think it's funny that he name drops band like Coil, PWEI and NIN. It's like a snap shot of the kind of music a fat nerd would think is cool, circa 1996. Liking Coil didn't impress the girls back then, and doesn't now, but those flatbills with their mainstream music will always smash. Alas.

also, early Coil (ca. 1984-1990ish) was relatively accessible; from the early 90s onwards they got into seriously weird and trippy territory, not your typical high-school nerd fare at all

“I said pussyfuck my dick cum what are all these trannies doing here?”

"pussyfuck my dick cum sexually, of fucks"

 

[IceQueen]

Lucas 'i'm totally not gay! I just hang out with a teen hobo and the trans chicks he hangs out with and fucks to get him to give me info on how and where to meet women' werner everybody

If he keeps doing that lucas will be trolled into hitting on a trap, I can see that one coming already

Like I have said many times before, for someone who claims to not be gay so often he sure does alot of things that make him look and sound gay

and putting off said trannies by farting until they can't handle it anymore and leave says alot about what any zoomer bae has to look forward to on any date with him - 'enjoy your $70 steak and the smell of constantly farting unwashed hobo in clinkerdagger ladies'

Lucas is definitely not gay, he is WAY too obsessed with women to be gay. He could definitely be bi/pan, but even that I honestly don’t think so. I think he’s just an idiot and has no idea what normal behavior is around anyone so he does all kinds of weird shit that no one else ever would.

This is a good example of how he misreads social situations though, these two kids obviously couldn't wait to get the f*** away from him, who knows how long they even spent together.

We know from his past experiences with Lacey, that tiny trivial social interactions between people that mean nothing to them, mean everything to Lucas.

He obsesses over the details. He remembers what individual people ordered for food, what they said, when they laughed, when he "made them laugh", something he always takes pride in.

It's as if he needs to replay these instances over and over in his mind because they comfort him.

And then he repeats that he's a street uncle or Street dad, so he builds up this mythology in his mind that he's looked up to.

It's pathetic, but it beats bleating like a Minotaur with a stubbed toe, or repeating the telomere / 18-24 nonsense we're all so sick of.

I’ve noticed this too and it’s so creepy bc that’s how hardcore stalkers start. I really don’t think Lucas has or ever will have the means, balls, or smarts to actually stalk/harm anyone, but it’s still scary