Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I never thought Lucas could possibly look outwardly more like an incel until he started wearing that hat backwards. That, coupled with his edgy 90's music references like KMFDM and basement tape-esque video documentaries and the only thing he's missing to complete the "aggressive incel that blames the world for their problems" cosplay is a trench coat.
 
I think that Lucas's ideal sexual partner, if he could summon her from the depths of his imagination, would resemble his niece circa 2010. But, as fixated on the crude mechanics of the female reproductive system as he is, I don't think Lucas is a confidently heterosexual dude. That's not to say I suspect he'd enjoy some penis, or that he did in fact blow Jason Perva, only that it's not possible to acknowledge him as a heterosexual male.

He's something else. A sexless unperson. A eunuch who's junk is so small and useless he was allowed to keep it intact.
I'm not expecting much from a potential Isaac interview tbh. I expect Lucas barely talks to anyone or ever tries hitting on zoomer baes outside of safe situations, and nobody interacts or thinks about the crazy boomer ranting about telomeres like a schizo.
I share your pessimism, but am very curious about what Isaac has to say nonetheless. Isaac knows how Lucas presents himself when he's not on camera, and I've long been curious about this.

Some questions are obvious: what has he offered you in return for a queefy bae?

I'd also like to ask Isaac how he was introduced to Lucas. And I'm curious what he knows about Lucas. Are you aware that Lucas was banned from Starbucks for creeping on a teen? That he is incontinent? That means he shits his pants, dude. Well poisoning questions are always a treat.

Rather than outright asking Isaac "do people think Lucas is a tard," or "Lucas is a tard, right?" it'd be interesting to ask questions that sort of outline their social dynamic. Does Isaac bring Lucas around other people he knows? Would he feel comfortable introducing Lucas to his friends, or referring to Lucas as his "friend"? If people talk trash about Lucas, does he defend him? That kind of stuff.

Stabbing westward and coil are a far cry from each other, You are right the Vampire LARPers got into industrial in 95, but my experience was they were into KMFDM AND Ministry and other metal industrial shit. They didn’t get into throbbing gristle , coil or Einsturzende Neaubauten in my experience
I was hoping to leave Ministry out of this. I'm certain that Lucas is fond of them. Alas. Actually, I question whether Lucas is legitimately fond of anything besides eating, getting high and masturbating to barely legal anal torture porn.

Most of the "Brujah" and "Gangrel" I gave wedgies to went no further than KMFDM, Ministry, Filter, etc. Many of them at least knew enough to claim to like the more esoteric bands ("Where are the guitars?"), whose albums could be difficult to find in 95. But yes, your newly minted rivethead circa 95 probably had no clue about Coil.

There's prestige in knowing about cool shit that the squares don't. It's a way for cool kids to identify each other. At least that's the hope: tell the cool kids that you like something cool, and they will acknowledge that you're cool too, and accept you. In practice, the cool kids can always identify each other without naming a band like a secret password, and Lucas has never and will never be accepted.
 
I never thought Lucas could possibly look outwardly more like an incel until he started wearing that hat backwards. That, coupled with his edgy 90's music references like KMFDM and basement tape-esque video documentaries and the only thing he's missing to complete the "aggressive incel that blames the world for their problems" cosplay is a trench coat.
Quick, someone tell Lucas that all the Gen-Z ovulators love fedoras and My Little Pony!
 
I love it when he thinks he's being clever.
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I would like Isaac to weigh in on his perception of the ‘guys swooping chicks 10 at a time’ type of assertions Lucas claims are rampant in Spokane; are these orgies? Fathers with their daughters? Just friends hanging out? We know that Lucas solely views women as things to fuck so these differences are impossible for him to comprehend, but I’d love to hear his take on that.
 
I love it when he thinks he's being clever.

If it's classism, agephobia and your selfishness keeping me out...
Lucas's language is so telling. "Keeping me out"? Lucas is trying to understand why he's socially excluded, again, and not recognized as a viable sexual partner by anyone or anything. His answers: isms and greed.

In Lucas's mind, there is a party going on, and all that keeps him from getting an invitation is greedy dudes with bad politics.

He's been trying to get into the party since he was a kid, and the cute girl in his first grade class invited everyone but him to her birthday party.
 
Does anyone have a link to that letter/blog post that Myrna wrote a while back, I think it was titled something like “Losing My Son to Mental Illness”. I can’t find it on the internet anymore...
You've seen this?


To the best of my knowledge, this is what remains of her blog.
 
Birth date is Dec 3rd, so 16 or 17.

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Quick Facebook search brought this picture showing this Sylous with his 5 siblings, older boy on the right looks a bit like Isaac.
If Sylous is related to Isaac, then his father was murdered and mother (who is white) is an absolute junki

"The only reason I'm trolling you"
(to a whole generation)

If saying nigga over and over again on Facebook and making edgy "memes" is trolling a whole generation then his perception of his influence is as misguided as the way he percieves how society works in general.
Of course, he never realizes that the only person he is trolling is himself.

There may be a point in the future, and I stress May, because I think it's unlikely, but there may be a point where Luke is eventually sufficiently medicated, and some kind female therapist is able to explain to him what's wrong with his worldview.

I think it unlikely that this will happen, but it may.

In that event, Lucas will look back on the past decade of Destruction he's done to his own name, and his reputation online, and it will be entirely unfixable, short of moving to another state, changing his name, something like this.

Which of course would take a lot of money which Lucas doesn't have, and as I said the whole hypothetical is based on Luke coming to a realization that he's wrong, which I don't think is very likely, but all the same.

Lucas: the only person you're trolling is yourself. The only person who looks bad when you say the N word is Lucas Werner. No one else cares. People who are bothered by it think you're scum, and people who don't mind it laugh at you because you think it's so serious.

It's similar to your attitude towards pot, and alcohol. You think these things are so big and bad, when they're not; they'rere just Tantrums coming out of the mouth of a little boy, or desperate attempts to give other people his cookies so that they'll let him sit with them at recess.

Lucas's whole life is a lot easier to understand, when you think of it in terms of grade school alienation.

All of his behavior becomes more understandable in this context.

He wants to sit at the table with the popular kids. He thinks having a girl will make him popular, it will make him okay. He's pretty much said that he expects a relationship with a woman to magically make all of his anger and bizarre actions disappear. It's actually surprising that Lucas who no doubt remembers his behavior with Suzanne thinks that a woman is going to be this fix all, but I suppose it's because he says that since Suzanne was old she wasn't the right kind of Panacea.
 
Let's say Isaac and his brother accepts to get on the show, what kind of questions would you like our heroic duo to answer?

How lucas reacted to the incidents where he admitted isaac took down his attraction signs in front of him

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I never thought Lucas could possibly look outwardly more like an incel until he started wearing that hat backwards. That, coupled with his edgy 90's music references like KMFDM and basement tape-esque video documentaries and the only thing he's missing to complete the "aggressive incel that blames the world for their problems" cosplay is a trench coat.

....I can just see lucas donning a trench coat and forming his own 90s style clique - the telomere mafia
 
How....I can just see lucas donning a trench coat and forming his own 90s style clique - the telomere mafia
You know, if someone sent Lucas a trench coat he would definitely wear it. Honestly we could just start sending him random shit and see how badly dressed we can make him.

Grab a $30 suit off of AliExpress in the size he claims to be and watch him try to fit into it. Get him cheap prescription glasses off of Zenni, but make sure they’re for women. Shit like that.
 
You know, if someone sent Lucas a trench coat he would definitely wear it. Honestly we could just start sending him random shit and see how badly dressed we can make him.

Grab a $30 suit off of AliExpress in the size he claims to be and watch him try to fit into it. Get him cheap prescription glasses off of Zenni, but make sure they’re for women. Shit like that.

Hmm.....dirty old man......trench coat.....cheap prescription glasses, 90s style ballcap.....horrible fashion sense.....creepy pedo.....wait a minute this is starting to sound familiar....

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That said, i'm still surprised nobody signed lucas up for the nambla newsletter when he had a fixed address. That would have been hilarious to see him ree on the internet about how he is angry nambla is sending him their newsletter cause hes totally not a pedo at all
 
Hmm.....dirty old man......trench coat.....cheap prescription glasses, 90s style ballcap.....horrible fashion sense.....creepy pedo.....wait a minute this is starting to sound familiar....

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That said, i'm still surprised nobody signed lucas up for the nambla newsletter when he had a fixed address. That would have been hilarious to see him ree on the internet about how he is angry nambla is sending him their newsletter cause hes totally not a pedo at all
“It’s little GIRLS, not little boys! I’m not gay! Reeee!”
 
If you were looking for a gaming YouTuber search no more: here's Sylous playing Fifa or something

Edit: In one of his video you can see his wifi tab for a few seconds and one of the nearby wifi is "Kiel Mortgage". After checking on Google map it's not even a 2 minutes walk from House of Charity. Kind of cruel. (The video is from 2017 tho)
Edit2: sent my homeless pal to check and see if their wifi still exists, it doesn't.
 
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