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Kraft always gave me the shits. I go with Safeway Organics brand (cheaper than Annie's, which I think is only organic, not vegan).
Protip: fry up the leftovers for a real white trash treat.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Protip: fry up the leftovers for a real white trash treat.
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vegan cheese is usually either nut-based, or uses nutritional deactivated yeast with a binding agent, lemon juice, and salt. while this has a similar "gooey cheesey" texture and to a limited extent, flavor, if prepared improperly, it's very easy to burn, get weird separations in the binder, making it runny and oily, or if you aren't careful on other ingredients like adding roasted green beans or mushrooms to it, it can give someone the runs due to the excessive lectin in a single serving.
i prefer to make mac and cheese with a variety of pastas, usually salted and cooked with a sparing amount of olive oil, and prepare a simple roux white sauce, pan fry garlic and caramelize some mushrooms (set aside), then create the primary cheese sauce, blending a sharp cheese (cheddar) with a soft cheese (mozzarella) and a tangy cheese (been liking asagio lately). these are prepared separately with the roux. the sharp is directly mixed with the garlic and mushrooms into the pasta and served in a dish, the mozzarella and tangy cheese drizzled on top, and typically i'll crush some black pepper on top as well. for texture, grated parmesan or something hard like crisped and crumbled bacon is good for a bit of crunch if you don't want to use a salamander or blowtorch to crisp it up.
i absolutely think Lucas barely has any meaningful thinking on cooking, and has questionably autistic taste and texture defensiveness resulting in bizarre food combinations.
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Your mac and cheese sounds absolutely delicious. I'll be trying out your add-ins next time I make mine.
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thanks; it goes good with a lot of other dishes, from mixed vegetables to grilled meat skewers. topping rice porridge with these mushrooms and a fried egg on top is a real nice dish on cold winter mornings with black tea. crumbled bacon works with lots of things, and the combo of black pepper and crumbled bacon (for a touch of sweetness a spoonful of maple syrup can work too if you brush it on like a glaze when just about done frying the bacon).
to caramelize mushrooms is a bit more involved than onions: you should slice them reasonably thick (about 1mm), and avoid rinsing with water to remove dirt, instead use a damp towel or something. heat some salt and olive oil (or vegetable oil, ether works but will taste a little different) in a large pan with the mushrooms spaced out a bit (don't allow crowding or piling a heap, but one or two stacked or touching won't hurt anything) on medium high heat. depending on the quantity of mushrooms and size, you may want to add a little salt (a few pinches here or there). the salt will draw out moisture in the mushrooms and allow the liquid to evaporate off, then the mushrooms can cook down with the oil, turning golden colored. be sure to stir frequently to avoid burning anything since it comes pretty quickly once the liquid is gone. once you have a semi-sweet smelling golden brown pile of mushrooms, add the crushed/chopped garlic. sometimes i will also add thyme and and black pepper if this is served as a steak topping, but for mac and cheese i only add garlic. toss and stir the contents of the pan on low heat and allow some light frying or a sautee. cremini mushrooms or white mushrooms tend to work best, but nearly any type will work with minor changes to cooking time.
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It is boring now but i cant see him being able to contain his usual shit for long. I can see some great videos of him whisper ranting in a corner about how Isaac's a greedy pussy hoarding capitalist just with a scrooge vault full of baes not even yeeting him one and how big bro Biden would disaprove of such greed. Looking side to side the whole time because hes all nervous if anyone can hear him
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I don't play boardgames, but this seems painfully fucking dull.
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Amen. He thinks the more complicated and tedious the grinding elements to a game are, the better it is.
I don't think he ever actually plays games.
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Because who the fuck does Lucas have to play games with?
Isaac? His payee? The voices on the wind?
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Our boy Wern is definitely on his best behavior right now. He does have the knack of playing the part for a short time but the longer they all spend time together the real Lucas will slowly creep back in and ruin it. I’d be shocked if he held his shit together for more than two weeks before he has creeped out the entire group. How long can he go before his Telomere Tourettes takes over and the true and honest Lucas makes his appearance?
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No he can't. He just acts like he can and squeezes the crazy up inside him for a little while until it inevitably comes pouring out of him before long
If he were capable of controlling himself he wouldn't repeatedly get kicked out of places for acting like a psycho, wouldn't have screaming incidents like the one that got him kicked out of hoc, wouldn't have so many run ins with the cops and wouldn't have been thrown in the psych ward multiple times. Even his latest video has someone, presumably isaac telling him 'you're stupider than I thought' while he's making it and ranting about his game. So he isn't keeping it together as much as he's trying to imply
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Lol I think those people in the background were talking amongst themselves, not to Lucas.
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For those of you impatient with Lucas's recent roommate saga, don't forget that wherever he goes, Lucas never stays long.
While Lucas is behaving, for now, his domestic arrangement is guaranteed to eventually produce noteworthy content.
Vegan...cheese...can turn any meal into a volatile and unrewarding chemistry experiment. I find bean based "cheese sauces" to be the most forgiving, and also the least similar to cheese.
Lucas's cooking is fascinating, a window into his self awareness deficits. He boasts about it so much, and it is so awful to see. He earnestly enjoys, and is proud of, the shit he makes. We can only speculate how much sensory defensiveness influences his cooking, and how much is merely bad taste. A lot of the things he comes up with remind me of prison cuisine, but some things, like his cheesy cukes, are just pure retardation.
Once upon a time in Olympia, Lucas met a fellow named Daniel Campbell at the local Salvation Army. Lucas had not been homeless for very long at this point, and had not yet grown accustomed to the schizo hobo lifestyle. Daniel is a character himself, but was kind enough to give Lucas a place to stay. Lucas would later claim that he paid rent. In any event, it was Lucas and three other incels at the apartment, in the setup for a sitcom I would totally binge watch.
After getting off the street, Lucas was obsessed with hosting bbqs at the apartment and inviting hot chicks over. He was concerned he'd need to invite lot of hot chicks, because he had male roommates. The bbq never happened, sadly. Lucas was an awful roommate, slovenly, inconsiderate and even abusive. He is alleged to have assaulted Daniel over chicken. Lucas's roommates quickly tired of him, and his interest in teen girls, and he was cast out into a cold Olympia winter. The pay off was this classic video:
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Years later, a lesbian couple (a woman, and a transman apparently) made the same mistake Daniel did, and opened their door to Lucas. They're best remembered for allegedly hosting orgies that Lucas was not allowed to participate in. He posted incessantly about how they were having lots of sex, and how unfair and infuriating it was. He was also a disgusting slob. When they finally kicked him out, it was quite a chore to clean up all his telomeres.
ETA: It is disputed that Lucas was, in fact, able to destroy his room with his telomeres, on the grounds that he can't come, let alone produce "so much come." Nonetheless, the image of two disgusted lesbians scrubbing a month's worth of his loads is precious.
After getting off the street, Lucas was obsessed with hosting bbqs at the apartment and inviting hot chicks over. He was concerned he'd need to invite lot of hot chicks, because he had male roommates. The bbq never happened, sadly. Lucas was an awful roommate, slovenly, inconsiderate and even abusive. He is alleged to have assaulted Daniel over chicken. Lucas's roommates quickly tired of him, and his interest in teen girls, and he was cast out into a cold Olympia winter. The pay off was this classic video:
Lucas Werner - Pedo from Olympia and now available for children's parties in Spokane, WA!
Lucas Werner and his Magical Boxing Skills
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Years later, a lesbian couple (a woman, and a transman apparently) made the same mistake Daniel did, and opened their door to Lucas. They're best remembered for allegedly hosting orgies that Lucas was not allowed to participate in. He posted incessantly about how they were having lots of sex, and how unfair and infuriating it was. He was also a disgusting slob. When they finally kicked him out, it was quite a chore to clean up all his telomeres.
ETA: It is disputed that Lucas was, in fact, able to destroy his room with his telomeres, on the grounds that he can't come, let alone produce "so much come." Nonetheless, the image of two disgusted lesbians scrubbing a month's worth of his loads is precious.
Lucas has surely encountered proper street drugs during his misadventures as a hobo. He's gone out of his way, many times, to make it clear that he doesn't do meth or heroin. Lucas will buy your weed or fortified wine, but not your fentanyl.
Vegan...cheese...can turn any meal into a volatile and unrewarding chemistry experiment. I find bean based "cheese sauces" to be the most forgiving, and also the least similar to cheese.
Lucas's cooking is fascinating, a window into his self awareness deficits. He boasts about it so much, and it is so awful to see. He earnestly enjoys, and is proud of, the shit he makes. We can only speculate how much sensory defensiveness influences his cooking, and how much is merely bad taste. A lot of the things he comes up with remind me of prison cuisine, but some things, like his cheesy cukes, are just pure retardation.
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His ex-roommate seems like a bit of a cow himself but it’s always interesting to see Lucas from a third person point of view. Sometimes on selfie mode it’s hard to see just how fat he is.
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In the video he strikes me as a little retarded. One would need to be a little slow, or just painfully naive when it comes to judging a person’s character, to allow Lucas into their home whether as a roommate or even as a guest.
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This. I hope it causes a backlog of crazy which erupts in a chimpout about bigitts and magic jizz that earns him a good kicking and us some kwahlity kahntent for Xmas.
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Seems like he's back at the bus plaza?
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He doesn't seem too happy either, wonder if he already got the boot?
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I think Lucas’ game-crafting has a ton of potential insight; the problem is that he isn’t nearly anywhere near as passionate about board games as he is about his unfulfilled sexual reparations. My own speculation is that the games Lucas creates are representations of how he thinks the world works mixed in with how he wants the world to work.
If you look at his games that involve resource control you can start to see how he conceives of interpersonal relationships as primarily being analyzed in terms of micro-economics. You have lots of X and you want Y and Z, so when you encounter someone else with Y and Z you attempt to trade, trick, or simply take Y and Z for yourself. This is exactly how he deals with people in his life; he provides food, alcohol, or weed, and in return he wants access to young women. When his overtures for bartering fail as they always do, he’ll start acting out on social media in the ways we’ve come to love. One way he acts out is by entering into that strange (nearly psychotic) discourse that he alone comprehends, where by force of persuasion and logic he attempts to talk his audience into somehow providing him a girlfriend through a kind of reasoning that is vaguely predicated on science and politics. When bartering fails, and he cannot otherwise cajole or browbeat with his twisted reasoning, he’ll launch into those fits of utter frustration whereupon he’ll scream the word “NIGGA” until provided with a teen bride, or someother kind of hostile tit for tat with society.
This boring shit about rearranging letters in words for “attack formations” look like his understanding of DNA/RNA and modern genetics: taking the letter codes and shuffling them around to get different results. I imagine he’s spent hours staring at science shit like a cow staring at the horizon, and while he barely comprehends the things that sees, he takes in enough that his brain (probably out of sheer desperation for stimulation) starts working it over and spitting back out in terms he finds agreeable.
If you look at his games that involve resource control you can start to see how he conceives of interpersonal relationships as primarily being analyzed in terms of micro-economics. You have lots of X and you want Y and Z, so when you encounter someone else with Y and Z you attempt to trade, trick, or simply take Y and Z for yourself. This is exactly how he deals with people in his life; he provides food, alcohol, or weed, and in return he wants access to young women. When his overtures for bartering fail as they always do, he’ll start acting out on social media in the ways we’ve come to love. One way he acts out is by entering into that strange (nearly psychotic) discourse that he alone comprehends, where by force of persuasion and logic he attempts to talk his audience into somehow providing him a girlfriend through a kind of reasoning that is vaguely predicated on science and politics. When bartering fails, and he cannot otherwise cajole or browbeat with his twisted reasoning, he’ll launch into those fits of utter frustration whereupon he’ll scream the word “NIGGA” until provided with a teen bride, or someother kind of hostile tit for tat with society.
This boring shit about rearranging letters in words for “attack formations” look like his understanding of DNA/RNA and modern genetics: taking the letter codes and shuffling them around to get different results. I imagine he’s spent hours staring at science shit like a cow staring at the horizon, and while he barely comprehends the things that sees, he takes in enough that his brain (probably out of sheer desperation for stimulation) starts working it over and spitting back out in terms he finds agreeable.
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What point is he even trying to make?