WonderWino
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To which one should reply 'take your psych meds if you're going to rant about other people being crazy idiots lucas'
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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To which one should reply 'take your psych meds if you're going to rant about other people being crazy idiots lucas'
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I give him less than a week to get the boot. Three days, likely, if he hasn’t gotten it already. Isaac my man, there is a difference between knowing a guy on the street that you can walk away from when he gets too crazy, and having him live in your fucking house.
Right now Lucas is pissing all over their loo, making a small amount of food and leaving a pile of dishes for someone else, then loudly and repeatedly declaring that he “made dinner” and is “buying everyone’s groceries” so the LEAST they can do is invite some young women over and send them up to his room. Or set them down on the couch he’s sleeping on and then every male get the fuck out of the house so Lucas can work his pickup magic, without potential cockblocks.
Right now Lucas is pissing all over their loo, making a small amount of food and leaving a pile of dishes for someone else, then loudly and repeatedly declaring that he “made dinner” and is “buying everyone’s groceries” so the LEAST they can do is invite some young women over and send them up to his room. Or set them down on the couch he’s sleeping on and then every male get the fuck out of the house so Lucas can work his pickup magic, without potential cockblocks.
cheesycukes
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Is this regular "feel sorry for me" or "I was kicked out" Lucas?
WonderWino
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Speaking of that last point, somehow I suspect its only partially about getting rid of these mythical cockblocks he complains about and mostly about getting those men away from his target, both to keep them from trying to stop him when he tries something and to avoid having any witnesses to anything he does. He thinks if he pulls something he can threaten, bribe or intimidate the woman into keeping her mouth shut
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Or just "everyone else in the house was making out with trannies but wouldnt yeet me one so I raged and stormed out."
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I could see it as being Isaac swooping 2-3 at a time just constantly. would be funny if he actually was though because Lucas would just stay homeless even if he were welcome thereOr just "everyone else in the house was making out with trannies but wouldnt yeet me one so I raged and stormed out."
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Did the cow get booted from the squatter house?
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Good to see him back at the bus plaza again. I wonder if they kick him out during the day just to get some goddamned peace and quiet.
Also, I wonder if he realizes this image is basically him screaming to the world that he has telomeres about as long as his dick.
Also, I wonder if he realizes this image is basically him screaming to the world that he has telomeres about as long as his dick.
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I have an anon alt account which I very rarely use to chat with him since he never ignore any DM, I just asked him:
"Do you still live with Isaac?"
Which he replied:
"I'll answer questions when I'm no longer single. Sorry."
Oh he so got kicked out haha that or he never actually was allowed to stay permanently and they played him for food.
"Do you still live with Isaac?"
Which he replied:
"I'll answer questions when I'm no longer single. Sorry."
Oh he so got kicked out haha that or he never actually was allowed to stay permanently and they played him for food.
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Also, lol at fat Lucas Werner posting this stuff. We have seen what he looked like as a kid!
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WonderWino
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'I'm totally not a pedo! Now watch me post a pic of a little girl in athletic clothes while ranting about little kids and trying to tie it back to my super sperm'
For someone who claims not to have a creepy interest in little girls he sure posts alot of questionable pictures of little girls
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Almost makes you wonder what kind of pictures he has but doesn’t post.
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He's exactly the sort of creep to use either, "She said she was 18!" or, the classic TCAP defenses of, "Oh! HEAVENS ME! I somehow misread 13 as 18 multiple times and even verified 13 but I totally meant to type 18, I'm such a bad typist!" and "But...she said it was okay!"
Nobleman
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Bad pic since he is so jumpy. Got take out and walking back to my car. Lucas is in the plaza with a big mess on the USB bar along with several blankets and his back pack. He got kicked out.
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I’m starting to wonder if he misinterpreted the offer all together. I can see someone letting him stay the night in exchange for groceries and cooking, but not living there. He might have heard “sure, you can stay over” and thought that meant “yeah you can live here”.
Maybe. I dunno, just pondering into the void.
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Well, that is the least of his worries. He hasn't had a girlfriend in 8 years. Yeet him a bae! Okurt! Give him the numbers! Quit hoarding the women! Do it, you bigot generation!
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He got rolled for a free meal by a bunch of younger homeless people more street smart than he’ll ever be. I wonder if he stocked them up with his monthly disbursement before being shown the door?
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The Collins apartments appear to be all like 200 SF studio apartments. I'd be surprised if anything beyond 1 maybe 2 people are allowed to live there. Definitely not 4+ like Lucas suggested. Of course, he'd get the boot from the group first. They didn't steal his phone this time though, so they had some mercy.
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You know, they really see him as a father figure, a street uncle, a source of good advice and wisdom.
Dear god why is there no “hysterical laughing” sticker on this site.
WonderWino
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He must be pretty pissed off to have gotten the boot/misunderstood he wasn't actually invited to live there. He thought he had it made there for a day or two, hence why he was bragging about it. Now he's back to living on the street a week into december, with the temperature cooling down and after spending who knows how much on isaac out of his EBT and such already. Something tells me its going to be a lean month for the wern
....and part of me wants to believe it really was a legit offer that they did a total 180 on when he cooked his vegan KD for them and they realized the horrifying truth of what they'd be in for with him living there. That would make it all the more hilarious
....and part of me wants to believe it really was a legit offer that they did a total 180 on when he cooked his vegan KD for them and they realized the horrifying truth of what they'd be in for with him living there. That would make it all the more hilarious