Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Cheesegirl78]

It's sad that Lucas is sleeping at a bus station. Sadder still that he put himself there. But then he opens his mouth, and it's suddenly not that sad that he's sleeping at a bus station.

The following is an attempt at visual storytelling.

Spoiler: warning: small dick ahead

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This is what ya boi Lucas does, face to face, with his opp.

https://youtu.be/daq9wwQdt5Q

Yes.

Spoiler: a different fat faggot

Sockness wanted to come in CWC's butthole, and didn't. I used to ship Sockness and CWC, before I got over the novelty of a guy who wanted to leave CWC's ass a "flaming ruin," and realized just how boring Sockness is.

Sockness is also reputed to have an ancient sugar daddy, who is so old and loathsome he'll settle for Sockness ass. Whether or not his sugar daddy is capable of achieving an erection, even with the aid of pharmaceuticals, is questionable.

Sockness is a giant retard, and still far more functional and stable than Lucas.

I...umm...oh my dear.
His penis looks like one of those little tan mushrooms you find in your yard after a good rainstorm.
That has to be the most pathetic dick I've ever seen. And I'm an old fart, so I've seen a LOT.

 

[denysdemontfort]

No and no and I am absolutely not going to go digging back through this thread again for Lucas Dick Pics at nearly 10pm, I'd like to sleep without nightmares tonight.

If you really want to see it get lookin'.

Edit: I did, however, find a censored version I sent to a friend on Discord at one point because I'm slightly less cruel to them and didn't want to send an unsolicited Lucas Dick Pic in all its hilarious glory.

Spoiler: That's A (Censored) Penis!

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When abouts was this? If this is Lucas at 300 or below... I just don't understand how he's so damn puffy. He looks like the Michelin man, just all folds. Is it water retention from his poor diet?

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Lucas is becoming the queen of post & delete. I wonder if he thinks he's somehow discouraging me, but I do know one thing for sure: He has no idea what the word slut means.

If all of us were so, so slutty, he'd be getting laid a lot more often.

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Thats something that always has really confused me about incels. if their main issue is not getting laid then why do they hate sluts so much and assume everyone who isnt fucking them automatically is one? You'd think theyd love sluts and want there to be more of them.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He must have lost some of that weight quickly, his stomach feintly looks like a woman's who's recently given birth.

It doesn’t matter how fast or slow someone loses when they’re 400 lbs, their body has already been disfigured by fat and nothing short of surgery will fix that kind of loose skin.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Thats something that always has really confused me about incels. if their main issue is not getting laid then why do they hate sluts so much and assume everyone who isnt fucking them automatically is one? You'd think theyd love sluts and want there to be more of them.

There isn't more sex going on overall compared to ~50 years ago according to most studies, and there's a clear trend that the roughly the same amount of women are having sex with less men in studies. The manosphere make valid points on this. It appears there's more sex going on because social media and dating apps are fake cancer.

 

[WonderWino]

It doesn’t matter how fast or slow someone loses when they’re 400 lbs, their body has already been disfigured by fat and nothing short of surgery will fix that kind of loose skin.

Case in point:

If lucas had lost as much weight as he claims to he'd look like this

Not to mention the jared reference is eerily appropriate to lucas

 

[boner_alert]

Thats something that always has really confused me about incels. if their main issue is not getting laid then why do they hate sluts so much and assume everyone who isnt fucking them automatically is one? You'd think theyd love sluts and want there to be more of them.

I've gathered they hate sluts for 2 reasons

1. they're obsessively threatened by a girl with experience, because she'd have had better sex/bigger dick. they don't even try to hide this, they explicitly even say they want a virgin because she won't know any better

2. they hate sluts the most because if a slut is a girl who will sleep with ANYONE right? but they won't sleep with an incel and it's the ultimate insult apparently

Also, are we all just not going to talk about that open lesion near the head of his premature baby dick? Cuz what the fuck. As bewildering as sending a shriveled flaccid dick pic, when asked for a dick pic, I'm absolutely mindfucked that he took a pic on the side of that disgusting open cut on his dick to send to a girl decades his junior, that he's shooting his shot to try to fuck asap. Like, I can't be satisfied with the conclusion that he's dumb as fuck/that socially inept. I refuse to accept that behavior is within reason of a grown adult human, even if it is a monumentally socially clueless idiot

 

[Blonde Bomb]

When your dick is LITERALLY smaller than one of your balls. Jfc. Just kys Lucas, you physically can’t impregnate a woman unless a turkey baster is involved. Even if you resorted to rape, god forbid, your child-making goal would never be reached.

I’m trying even imagine what “sex” would be like with that thing and all I can think of is trying to push one of those giant gumballs from the crank dispensers outside shops into my vagina, before giving up.

He could always Andre Chikatilo-it....

I---I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

 

[Wernology]

When abouts was this? If this is Lucas at 300 or below... I just don't understand how he's so damn puffy. He looks like the Michelin man, just all folds. Is it water retention from his poor diet?

On the last podcast, that dumb fuck, after being told his police report had him at 297 and he went with, "I guess. I think I'm around 210".

I mean.

I can think anything I want, but that doesn't make it true.

 

[CaptainAutism]

On the last podcast, that dumb fuck, after being told his police report had him at 297 and he went with, "I guess. I think I'm around 210".

I mean.

I can think anything I want, but that doesn't make it true.

There is absolutely no way in hell the Wern is “around” 210. If I had to hazard a guess I would put him between 280-300. I’m also assuming he’s average height 5’10”-6’0”

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas is 6'1 295 or 297 depending on the police report. In pics that stalkers have shown of Lucas sitting in public, he's clearly still a big fat boy. ~39 BMI morbidly obese fatty fat fat. Impressive for a homeless bum for years tbh.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I like this thread best, at times like this, when we focus on how Lucas is a fat retard with a small dick.

Look at this fat fuck:


This is from 2008, when he wore a "6xl" shirt. He's on the record saying that in 2000, he wore "5xl" shirts. He spent more than a decade not just fat, but super fat. His weight loss saga did not begin in earnest until after Suzanne dumped him.

Since then, Lucas has allegedly lost 200 lbs, through diet and exercise (not having a car). And probably also abstaining from antipsychotics. Now, he claims to wear a Xl shirt.

Recall that he lost all the weight so that he could father children with Gen Z.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Honestly his fat fuck pics, including your previous avatar, look like a frat boy who failed out of college due to excessive drinking and just never gave up the lifestyle. Still a loser outcome for sure, but someone who looked happy and down for a party, not a stark raving pedophile. Lucas may have lost weight but the streets have aged him immensely, and when he opens his mouth he makes it even worse by revealing his shitty personality.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Lucas is 6'1 295 or 297 depending on the police report. In pics that stalkers have shown of Lucas sitting in public, he's clearly still a big fat boy. ~39 BMI morbidly obese fatty fat fat. Impressive for a homeless bum for years tbh.

I like this thread best, at times like this, when we focus on how Lucas is a fat retard with a small dick.

Look at this fat fuck:

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This is from 2008, when he wore a "6xl" shirt. He's on the record saying that in 2000, he wore "5xl" shirts. He spent more than a decade not just fat, but super fat. His weight loss saga did not begin in earnest until after Suzanne dumped him.

Since then, Lucas has allegedly lost 200 lbs, through diet and exercise (not having a car). And probably also abstaining from antipsychotics. Now, he claims to wear a Xl shirt.

Recall that he lost all the weight so that he could father children with Gen Z.

I think the fact of only seeing his head in the majority of his videos it comes as somewhat of a shock when a picture is posted of him in the wild and you’re reminded of just how fat and soft he really is. He isn’t a big guy who carries his weight in a masculine way either. Sometimes big guys can get away with looking the part of a strong guy, but Wern just looks like a soft, fat, weak tub of lard. He has that slumped over, bell shaped body with no muscle tone underneath.

What I’m really trying to say is the Wern is fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

What I’m really trying to say is the Wern is fat and I would not have sex with him.

Who would?

 

[denysdemontfort]

On the last podcast, that dumb fuck, after being told his police report had him at 297 and he went with, "I guess. I think I'm around 210".

I mean.

I can think anything I want, but that doesn't make it true.

Yea, I'm 5'7" and 210 and look downright svelte next to this fucker. Granted I'm a woman so fat has more places to go, but for fuck's sake, no one is going to believe you Lucas.


It's too bad he doesn't take a tip from Russell Greer and become a gymcel. The gym has showers, Planet Fitness gives out godawful food and candy. He could help his diabetes if he just worked out a little. A lot of them are open all night so while he couldn't sleep there, he could at least be somewhere warm. Then again those kind of places often hire cute young women and he'd be booted tout suite.

Lucas really needs a handler. If his parents are so wealthy, they should really pay for him to be in more serious care. Maybe with the winter upon us he'd even be open to it.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas didn't even get a $25 restaurant gift card this birthday from his parents. I assume Myrna and Roy have finally given up on him for good.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lucas didn't even get a $25 restaurant gift card this birthday from his parents. I assume Myrna and Roy have finally given up on him for good.

What would he even use the gift card on?
I'm assuming he's not in a relationship and has no friends, so I can't see him going to a restaurant.

 

[ThomasAudley]

What would he even use the gift card on?
I'm assuming he's not in a relationship and has no friends, so I can't see him going to a restaurant.

He goes all the time and gorges solo. Sometimes he even does one IMPRESSIVE feat per month and eats a whole pizza with a Long Island iced tea to wash it down then heads over to Clinkerdagger to get the second expensive steak on the menu and a pint of beer.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lucas didn't even get a $25 restaurant gift card this birthday from his parents. I assume Myrna and Roy have finally given up on him for good.

What would he even use the gift card on?
I'm assuming he's not in a relationship and has no friends, so I can't see him going to a restaurant.

Edit - Xenforo is being retarded again

He goes all the time and gorges solo. Sometimes he even does one IMPRESSIVE feat per month and eats a whole pizza with a Long Island iced tea to wash it down then heads over to Clinkerdagger to get the second expensive steak on the menu and a pint of beer.

Ah. I'm assuming this all comes from the tugboat?