Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

What would he even use the gift card on?
I'm assuming he's not in a relationship and has no friends, so I can't see him going to a restaurant.
Oh I forgot you’re really new here.

Lucas goes to restaurants alone all the time. Partially because he only has two thought processes: “sex” or “eat.” But the real reason he goes is because he thinks it’s impressive to “zoomer chicks.”
 
Lucas didn't even get a $25 restaurant gift card this birthday from his parents. I assume Myrna and Roy have finally given up on him for good.
I don't know if a parent ever gives up on a child for good. Lucas has certainly exhausted Myrna and King Roy, however. Watching an illness progress can do that to people, especially when the patient, like Lucas, isn't invested in their own recovery.

I don't question Myrna's love for her big, fat retarded son. From what little we know of their relationship, it seems she may have spoiled him, coddled him, shielded him from consequences. Many Wernologists attribute much of Lucas's dysfunction to her influence. But whatever role she played in shaping his malformed personality, she tried to do right by Lucas. It only makes the results that much sadder, and funnier.

Myrna kept Lucas from homelessness for a long, long time. He used to like to brag about how his mother wanted to him to be comfortable and kept setting him up with apartments and so forth. We know that in time, Lucas's parents explicitly conditioned their aid on Lucas taking his mental health seriously.

In 2012, when Lucas finally found himself with no place to stay and no one to take care of him, he freaked out and sent the following message to his loved ones:

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His characteristic self-awareness deficit is in full effect, but rarely do we see him so aggressive, entitled and angry. Most of all, he is utterly helpless and delusional. Sucks to have the tools of a toddler and the problems of a man. So now we have a sense of what it's like to try to take care of Lucas Colby Werner. Imagine decades of that shit.
 

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I don't know if a parent ever gives up on a child for good. Lucas has certainly exhausted Myrna and King Roy, however. Watching an illness progress can do that to people, especially when the patient, like Lucas, isn't invested in their own recovery.

I don't question Myrna's love for her big, fat retarded son. From what little we know of their relationship, it seems she may have spoiled him, coddled him, shielded him from consequences. Many Wernologists attribute much of Lucas's dysfunction to her influence. But whatever role she played in shaping his malformed personality, she tried to do right by Lucas. It only makes the results that much sadder, and funnier.

Myrna kept Lucas from homelessness for a long, long time. He used to like to brag about how his mother wanted to him to be comfortable and kept setting him up with apartments and so forth. We know that in time, Lucas's parents explicitly conditioned their aid on Lucas taking his mental health seriously.

In 2012, when Lucas finally found himself with no place to stay and no one to take care of him, he freaked out and sent the following message to his loved ones:

His characteristic self-awareness deficit is in full effect, but rarely do we see him so aggressive, entitled and angry. Most of all, he is utterly helpless and delusional. Sucks to have the tools of a toddler and the problems of a man. So now we have a sense of what it's like to try to take care of Lucas Colby Werner. Imagine decades of that shit.
Wow he was so much more cogent back then.
 
I don't know if a parent ever gives up on a child for good. Lucas has certainly exhausted Myrna and King Roy, however. Watching an illness progress can do that to people, especially when the patient, like Lucas, isn't invested in their own recovery.

I don't question Myrna's love for her big, fat retarded son. From what little we know of their relationship, it seems she may have spoiled him, coddled him, shielded him from consequences. Many Wernologists attribute much of Lucas's dysfunction to her influence. But whatever role she played in shaping his malformed personality, she tried to do right by Lucas. It only makes the results that much sadder, and funnier.

Myrna kept Lucas from homelessness for a long, long time. He used to like to brag about how his mother wanted to him to be comfortable and kept setting him up with apartments and so forth. We know that in time, Lucas's parents explicitly conditioned their aid on Lucas taking his mental health seriously.

In 2012, when Lucas finally found himself with no place to stay and no one to take care of him, he freaked out and sent the following message to his loved ones:
Reading that hit me in the feels. Sure, Lucas isn't committed to his recovery, but I've been there with shitty therapists and being fed pills that you know is making yourself worse. Add on the crippling paranoia and insecurities Lucas has, and it's tough. Not that I blame Myrna for finally having enough... there's obviously concerning safety issues with Lucas that we've only scratched the surface of knowing. It's sad... must be so heartbreaking for Myrna knowing your retarded son is slowly killing himself and there's nothing you can do. It makes me understand her pretending to care from a distance ways more.
 
I don't know if a parent ever gives up on a child for good. Lucas has certainly exhausted Myrna and King Roy, however. Watching an illness progress can do that to people, especially when the patient, like Lucas, isn't invested in their own recovery.

I don't question Myrna's love for her big, fat retarded son. From what little we know of their relationship, it seems she may have spoiled him, coddled him, shielded him from consequences. Many Wernologists attribute much of Lucas's dysfunction to her influence. But whatever role she played in shaping his malformed personality, she tried to do right by Lucas. It only makes the results that much sadder, and funnier.

Myrna kept Lucas from homelessness for a long, long time. He used to like to brag about how his mother wanted to him to be comfortable and kept setting him up with apartments and so forth. We know that in time, Lucas's parents explicitly conditioned their aid on Lucas taking his mental health seriously.

In 2012, when Lucas finally found himself with no place to stay and no one to take care of him, he freaked out and sent the following message to his loved ones:

His characteristic self-awareness deficit is in full effect, but rarely do we see him so aggressive, entitled and angry. Most of all, he is utterly helpless and delusional. Sucks to have the tools of a toddler and the problems of a man. So now we have a sense of what it's like to try to take care of Lucas Colby Werner. Imagine decades of that shit.

'I'm not bipolar or mentally ill! I just checked into the psych ward three times three times in a month to impress you! Nevermind the fact i've been forcibly committed multiple times for screaming at cars and acting psychotic, and am currently on a pension for having a mental illness'

'I don't hear voices! Just the voices on the wind that tell me to suck cock and tell me who the bigots are and the faucet laughing at me in the middle of the night and the!'

'I'm not crazy at all! YOU are the crazy ones who are just trying to make me sound crazy! Its just a coincidence i've been in the nuthouse multiple times, have been prescribed psych meds and am on a pension for a psych condition! But pointing it out is totally gaslighting me!'

'Letting a crazy obese hobo obsessed with underage girls into your house to get me off the street isn't a huge request! its really a minor one!'

'Being homeless terrifies me! Just not enough to actually do anything about it! I'm just fine with living at the bus station!'

'I'm totally not trying to gaslight everyone reading this or try to guilt them into letting me stay at their house at all!'

'I'm afraid of hospitals! It totally has nothing to do with the fact that ever time i'm in one they notice i'm severely mentally ill and keep me there!'

'I'm not interested in relying on churches....except thats exactly what I rely on and have for most of my adult life until I got kicked out of the church shelter for acting like a violent psychotic nutcase!'

'YOU are the one who sucks at life! Not me! i'm not insane or homeless and ranting like a loon at all! You're all delusional not me!'

'I can use the term projection to try to gaslight all of you cause I totally don't do that to everyone around me!'

'I totally got my intake forms from the hospital back after being committed! They all absolutely say i'm not psychotic or bipolar despite the fact every other one has, i've admitted to it and I get a pension for it! Just ignore the fact that I get a pension for it that hasn't gone away because of what i'm claiming the doctors told me!'

'I totally didn't get this evaluation cause the police forced me to! Because my mother claims the girlfriend who dumped me after I got violent and just got arrested for stalking and who just obtained a restraining order against me and a DV report absolutely misses me dearly! Mommy says she will take me back if I get some counseling!'

'I admit I have major anger problems and was forced to attend anger counseling! But there is no point cause I don't have a teen girlfriend! I'm doing it cause you ask! Not because the court says I had to!'

'Don't call me an atheist! Thats like calling a black kid 'blackie! Nevermind that its not an uncommon nickname for black people in colombia in some circles, which is a very catholic country!'

'I implore you! swallow your pride like I swallowed jason purvas cock! I just want to come home! Nevermind the fact my parents don't want me anywhere near them and moved out of state and want no contact with me and common sense says that when your own parents want that little to do with you there has to be a very good reason for it! Nothing bad will happen if you let me stay with you at all! I've done nothing wrong at all! Just ignore my entire history!

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Reading that hit me in the feels. Sure, Lucas isn't committed to his recovery, but I've been there with shitty therapists and being fed pills that you know is making yourself worse. Add on the crippling paranoia and insecurities Lucas has, and it's tough. Not that I blame Myrna for finally having enough... there's obviously concerning safety issues with Lucas that we've only scratched the surface of knowing. It's sad... must be so heartbreaking for Myrna knowing your retarded son is slowly killing himself and there's nothing you can do. It makes me understand her pretending to care from a distance ways more.

The thing is it wasn't shitty therapists. It was lucas outright refusing to cooperate and refusing to take the meds he absolutely needs because he thinks there is nothing wrong with him. He has done this to himself and his parents enabled him to do so. They could have done something about it. They could have gathered up the evidence of the pedo behavior, the threats, the violence and the predatory stuff he has engaged in and used it to force his permanent commitment by threatening the city of spokane with a very public lawsuit and blame for anything that happens as a result of them refusing to comply with his commitment, whether that was his death, injury or an inevitable incident involving a young woman. They could have, and they know exactly what he is, but they didn't. They helped make him what he is and then left him to his own devices. They are just a responsible for whatever happens as he is. Myrna is absolutely to blame for it. Not to mention she clearly doesn't give a shit about him beyond the negative implications for her personally, which is the only reason she did anything at all for him for as long as she did

tldr: the entire werner family has shit for brains and deserve each other. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find some real questionable shit going on from all of them at some time or another if anyone bothered to dig deep enough
 
I think the fact of only seeing his head in the majority of his videos it comes as somewhat of a shock when a picture is posted of him in the wild and you’re reminded of just how fat and soft he really is. He isn’t a big guy who carries his weight in a masculine way either. Sometimes big guys can get away with looking the part of a strong guy, but Wern just looks like a soft, fat, weak tub of lard. He has that slumped over, bell shaped body with no muscle tone underneath.

What I’m really trying to say is the Wern is fat and I would not have sex with him.
It’s funny, whenever he makes videos mentioning “his faults” he talks about how he has skinny arms... I didn’t even notice that until he said it but it’s true and makes him look even more like a soft, flabby, feminine “man”.
 
Two days of radio silence from Dr. Nigga Luke. He does periodically go dark, we never know if it is voluntary or involuntary. Could be a lost phone? Who knows? Spokane Kiwis, keep your eyes open for the portly hobo known as Dr. Nigga Luke.

He's been active on IG according to my DMs, just hasn't posted anything.

One of my DMs was seen this morning, then nothing since, so he might have lost whatever charging spot he'd been using.
 
I don't know if a parent ever gives up on a child for good. Lucas has certainly exhausted Myrna and King Roy, however. Watching an illness progress can do that to people, especially when the patient, like Lucas, isn't invested in their own recovery.

I don't question Myrna's love for her big, fat retarded son. From what little we know of their relationship, it seems she may have spoiled him, coddled him, shielded him from consequences. Many Wernologists attribute much of Lucas's dysfunction to her influence. But whatever role she played in shaping his malformed personality, she tried to do right by Lucas. It only makes the results that much sadder, and funnier.

Myrna kept Lucas from homelessness for a long, long time. He used to like to brag about how his mother wanted to him to be comfortable and kept setting him up with apartments and so forth. We know that in time, Lucas's parents explicitly conditioned their aid on Lucas taking his mental health seriously.

In 2012, when Lucas finally found himself with no place to stay and no one to take care of him, he freaked out and sent the following message to his loved ones:

His characteristic self-awareness deficit is in full effect, but rarely do we see him so aggressive, entitled and angry. Most of all, he is utterly helpless and delusional. Sucks to have the tools of a toddler and the problems of a man. So now we have a sense of what it's like to try to take care of Lucas Colby Werner. Imagine decades of that shit.
That post sounded sad until I got to the part I was waiting for — when he makes it clear that they HAVE told him he can come home, if he abides by their rules (which include getting mental help). So no, Lucas, your family is NOT obligated to take you in on YOUR terms. If you want to live entirely on your terms, get a job and get your own place and your own things.
 
So if he's not in any shelters regularly that we know of, and he's most likely broke by now, how's fatty gonna eat regularly? He cares about food almost as much as zoomer poon.

Look on the bright side, he's got enough body fat to keep somewhat warm and skip a few meals without having any problems apart from it being really dangerous for diabetics to do that.
 
It’s funny, whenever he makes videos mentioning “his faults” he talks about how he has skinny arms... I didn’t even notice that until he said it but it’s true and makes him look even more like a soft, flabby, feminine “man”.

There was a pic of him around this summer that someone snapped from behind and he was in baggy clothes all lurched forward walking down the street with his scrawny little bitch arms poked out of his hand me down shelter shirt. You can't even say he's one of those skinny fat bodies cause he's got fat legs but skinny arms. Just proportioned like a fuckin snow man, ironic cause that's what he's gonna be when the bus station boots his ass out to sleep rough in the cold.
 
There was a pic of him around this summer that someone snapped from behind and he was in baggy clothes all lurched forward walking down the street with his scrawny little bitch arms poked out of his hand me down shelter shirt. You can't even say he's one of those skinny fat bodies cause he's got fat legs but skinny arms. Just proportioned like a fuckin snow man, ironic cause that's what he's gonna be when the bus station boots his ass out to sleep rough in the cold.


Baggy clothes.....hunched over....bitch arms.....sickly looking hands.....

Wait a minute....so this picture was taken outside the spokane transit authority then

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If that isn't lucas now, it certainly will be him in 5 years
 
Reading that hit me in the feels. Sure, Lucas isn't committed to his recovery, but I've been there with shitty therapists and being fed pills that you know is making yourself worse. Add on the crippling paranoia and insecurities Lucas has, and it's tough. Not that I blame Myrna for finally having enough... there's obviously concerning safety issues with Lucas that we've only scratched the surface of knowing. It's sad... must be so heartbreaking for Myrna knowing your retarded son is slowly killing himself and there's nothing you can do. It makes me understand her pretending to care from a distance ways more.

I think I’m in the minority here, but I legitimately believe that Lucas is dangerous.

If Walter took him up on his offer and met up with him face to face, he would slink away like a coward. However, he has a lot of rage and has a very difficult time containing it as evidenced by his videos and people’s conversations with him. If you put him in a situation with someone obviously physically weaker than him (like an elderly parent or a young woman by herself), I don’t trust him to not act on that rage.

What would you have Myrna do?

It’s like that old saying “You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink”. Lucas has no interest in bettering himself, he gets violently angry when someone suggests that he get back on medication or seek professional help.

Imagine living under the same roof with someone that disfunctional, who rages at the slightest criticism and will make your remaining years an utter living hell. If he does get violent with them, the consequences can be pretty severe at their age.

He’s so far gone at this point, he’s unlikely to ever be able to hold a job (even if he wanted to... which he isn’t). Despite Lucas’s bragging about their extensive herd of cattle, I get the impression that they’re older middle class retirees and they probably can’t afford to pay for him to live a somewhat normal lifestyle and provide him with food and an apartment. Plus, he can’t manage to not get evicted from an Apartment and they’d be on the hook for damages (which I can only imagine are extensive given how disgusting he is).

I think they’ve just accepted that their son is the way that he is and barring some major developments, there’s really nothing they can do.
 
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