Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas has really slowed down on his content. I guess it is kind of cyclical. He occasionally does have his down periods. Remember when we was posting all those inspirational relationships memes? The type of thing a 50 year old single woman would post. He never resorted to Minions memes, however.
 
As a new admirer of Lucas's, what do you think of the OP? Does it capture all the fun? Have you been struck by anything that wasn't in the OP? I fear it may not be the best introduction to Wernology.

As someone who hasn't been stalking him long, how do you describe Lucas?


I like to call this option "soft, fat faggot," and it's my default for interpreting Lucas's behavior. You can explain almost anything about him, with the exception of his hallucinations, that way. So when I call Lucas a "soft, fat faggot" I am doing so diagnostically. Pejoratively, too.



That was also a Dan Campbell video, wasn't it? Or are there multiple videos of Lucas backing down and begging off? He and Dan are reputed to have actually battled over left over bbqed chicken. Speaking of Dan....


Daniel is mildly retarded. He's also an adult baby. Both figuratively and literally: Dan's one of those diaper dudes. @QueenBurritoSupreme interacted with him a bit, and had the pleasure of rebuffing his romantic advances a few times. She described him as a "lil bro," the kind of weak personality who mirrors the people around him. I think the way Lucas treated him may offer some insight into how he behaved towards his younger brother. And recall, Lucas was very abusive towards Daniel.

So, yes, they're both retards, and their shared apartment would've made a great sitcom. But Daniel isn't that fucked up compared to some of the people Lucas has crossed paths with.

Lucas attracts lots of dysfunctional people, like Daniel, who recognize him as both a kindred spirit and a safe target. They can see something of themselves in him, but delight in the fact that he is more fucked up than they are. But for this dynamic, there'd be no Wernology.
Yeah, @QueenBurritoSupreme said that Daniel was initially impressed by Lucas bluster, thinking that Lucas's constant talk about women could possibly net him some women as well.

Fairly quickly, especially for his compromised psychological state, Dan really came to understand Lucas pretty well.

It's interesting how in both of those videos, Dan's description of Lucas absolutely hits the nail on the head.

He understands that Lucas is very bothered being called a pedophile in front of women, because Lucas recognizes this as being a position that takes him out of the dating pool, something that likens him to a criminal, and a deviant.

Lucas knows he's a pedophile, I'm more certain of this than ever now. I was re- listening to some of the old podcasts that Goldie did, and I stumbled on a little bit that I had missed before. When Lucas and Goldie were discussing pornography, Lucas made several comments to the effect that the women on websites who were supposed to be 21 actually look significantly older, they; "look like they're in their thirties at least", he said.

Now I personally am no connoisseur of underage pornography, but it seems to me that if you're looking at barely legal porn, and the women don't look young enough for you, your tastes are firmly in the pre-adolescent.

Lucas is a pedophile.

Just like how he used to admit to being schizophrenic in the past, and he used to say he wanted to date a sixteen-year-old, he used to be a little bit Freer with occasionally broaching the topic of his pedophilia.

Lucas has since come to realize that some of the topics he used to be a little freer with discussing make him look like a deviant.

This is why things that Lucas used to discuss like his schizophrenia, his feelings about his pedophilic urges, etc he Now lies about and tries to cover up, or pretends they were jokes.

It's an excellent for Wernology that Lucas's big stupid mouth lets these nuggets of Truth fall out that he doesn't realize give us so much insight into his deviant nature.

When he feels comfortable, he'll let out almost anything, things that cast him in a terrible light, and he generally doesn't realize that the time.

He talks about hitting on girls, then immediately talks about scaring them by destroying the toilet with Mexican food diarrhea; he gets comfortable with Goldie and discusses how he wets himself, then tries to take it back... Lucas generally takes a while to understand that some of the things he says cast him in a very negative light.

I genuinely believe that Lucas no longer thinks he sucked Jason Purva's dick, whether he actually did, and he genuinely thinks he never had schizophrenia, and he genuinely thinks he never admitted to being a pedophile.

Lucas's reality is elastic, and this is the one of the most dangerous aspects of his personality,

Lucas can convince himself of almost anything once he repeats it enough, and he's very bothered that the rest of the world doesn't work the same way.
 
Yeah, @QueenBurritoSupreme said that Daniel was initially impressed by Lucas bluster, thinking that Lucas's constant talk about women could possibly net him some women as well.

Fairly quickly, especially for his compromised psychological state, Dan really came to understand Lucas pretty well.

It's interesting how in both of those videos, Dan's description of Lucas absolutely hits the nail on the head.

He understands that Lucas is very bothered being called a pedophile in front of women, because Lucas recognizes this as being a position that takes him out of the dating pool, something that likens him to a criminal, and a deviant.

Lucas knows he's a pedophile, I'm more certain of this than ever now. I was re- listening to some of the old podcasts that Goldie did, and I stumbled on a little bit that I had missed before. When Lucas and Goldie were discussing pornography, Lucas made several comments to the effect that the women on websites who were supposed to be 21 actually look significantly older, they; "look like they're in their thirties at least", he said.

Now I personally am no connoisseur of underage pornography, but it seems to me that if you're looking at barely legal porn, and the women don't look young enough for you, your tastes are firmly in the pre-adolescent.

Lucas is a pedophile.

Just like how he used to admit to being schizophrenic in the past, and he used to say he wanted to date a sixteen-year-old, he used to be a little bit Freer with occasionally broaching the topic of his pedophilia.

Lucas has since come to realize that some of the topics he used to be a little freer with discussing make him look like a deviant.

This is why things that Lucas used to discuss like his schizophrenia, his feelings about his pedophilic urges, etc he Now lies about and tries to cover up, or pretends they were jokes.

It's an excellent for Wernology that Lucas's big stupid mouth lets these nuggets of Truth fall out that he doesn't realize give us so much insight into his deviant nature.

When he feels comfortable, he'll let out almost anything, things that cast him in a terrible light, and he generally doesn't realize that the time.

He talks about hitting on girls, then immediately talks about scaring them by destroying the toilet with Mexican food diarrhea; he gets comfortable with Goldie and discusses how he wets himself, then tries to take it back... Lucas generally takes a while to understand that some of the things he says cast him in a very negative light.

I genuinely believe that Lucas no longer thinks he sucked Jason Purva's dick, whether he actually did, and he genuinely thinks he never had schizophrenia, and he genuinely thinks he never admitted to being a pedophile.

Lucas's reality is elastic, and this is the one of the most dangerous aspects of his personality,

Lucas can convince himself of almost anything once he repeats it enough, and he's very bothered that the rest of the world doesn't work the same way.

I suspect you're right, but only to a point. He doesn't so much believe he never did those things as he does convince himself that he didn't. On some level he still knows its true, which is why he gets so defensive and angry whenever he is confronted with it

He would make a great inner party member. What did winston call it....protective stupidity
 
Lucas knows he's a pedophile, I'm more certain of this than ever now. I was re- listening to some of the old podcasts that Goldie did, and I stumbled on a little bit that I had missed before. When Lucas and Goldie were discussing pornography, Lucas made several comments to the effect that the women on websites who were supposed to be 21 actually look significantly older, they; "look like they're in their thirties at least", he said.

Now I personally am no connoisseur of underage pornography, but it seems to me that if you're looking at barely legal porn, and the women don't look young enough for you, your tastes are firmly in the pre-adolescent.

Lucas is a pedophile.

Just like how he used to admit to being schizophrenic in the past, and he used to say he wanted to date a sixteen-year-old, he used to be a little bit Freer with occasionally broaching the topic of his pedophilia.

I just spent some time looking through the pages and couldn't find it (I'll have to come back to it later when I have more time, unless there's a kiwi here who recalls what I'm referring to, and can point me to the general direction) .... but relatively recently, when screenshots of his IG comments were being posted here, wasn't there one from a woman who sounded like she may know him a little more personally. She was talking something about how he got in trouble for molesting his niece and why his family won't go near him anymore

I could've sworn I thought I saw that screenshot and was going to be like HOLD TF UP, WHAT?!? But then it didn't seem to get much of a reaction here, and just to remind everyone again, I'm here finishing up my freshman year for this Wern degree. So I thought maybe this is a long debunked thing, or something well established in ignoring.. but with all this pedo talk, I just have to ask about it

I'll come back later to go through the threads and find that screenshot
 
I just spent some time looking through the pages and couldn't find it (I'll have to come back to it later when I have more time, unless there's a kiwi here who recalls what I'm referring to, and can point me to the general direction) .... but relatively recently, when screenshots of his IG comments were being posted here, wasn't there one from a woman who sounded like she may know him a little more personally. She was talking something about how he got in trouble for molesting his niece and why his family won't go near him anymore

I could've sworn I thought I saw that screenshot and was going to be like HOLD TF UP, WHAT?!? But then it didn't seem to get much of a reaction here, and just to remind everyone again, I'm here finishing up my freshman year for this Wern degree. So I thought maybe this is a long debunked thing, or something well established in ignoring.. but with all this pedo talk, I just have to ask about it

I'll come back later to go through the threads and find that screenshot
This could be my post you are referring to. I had heard through the Wern grapevine, either here or on FB, that he had made sexual comments about a niece, and that he had threatened a female family member.
 
Someone who should have been told ”no” as a kid and put in some form of therapy.
There's something of the spoiled, angry child about Lucas, isn't there? @GleamingTheQ-Bert once described this as juvenile alienation. It's not my intent to defend Myrna's parenting. She hasn't been kind to Kiwis.

Lucas's parents took him to a counselor when he was very young because his social deficits were so pronounced. They have, at various times, conditioned their aid on his participation in therapy.

Many Wernologists suspect Lucas was coddled as a child, and there are some old blog posts that support such speculation; but by the time he was an adult he was hearing "no" from his parents quite often. His mother is the one who told Lucas that fatherhood and a queefy bae weren't "in the cards." Thanks, Myrna, for producing such quality content. Lucas has complained bitterly over her lack of support and encouragement, while she's urged him to be realistic about his expectations. For example, when Lucas told her he was going to college (to be a jizz doctor, I guess) she replied that maybe given his illness, it wasn't a good idea.
This could be my post you are referring to. I had heard through the Wern grapevine, either here or on FB, that he had made sexual comments about a niece, and that he had threatened a female family member.

While there is no evidence Lucas did the ultimate creepy uncle shit to his niece, he has said some eyebrow raising things about her. Take a peak at the tip of this iceberg:

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He's also on the record talking about how hot she is, frequently compares women he finds attractive to her, etc.

There needs to be an official KF board of wernologists who review submissions and grant honorary wernology degrees to deserving applicants.
This is a fantastic idea. I declare myself a member of this board. I am also available as a thesis advisor.

The Wernerversity can offer the following degrees: AS, BS, MS, Ds.C. Wernology is a science.
 
There's something of the spoiled, angry child about Lucas, isn't there? @GleamingTheQ-Bert once described this as juvenile alienation. It's not my intent to defend Myrna's parenting. She hasn't been kind to Kiwis.

Lucas's parents took him to a counselor when he was very young because his social deficits were so pronounced. They have, at various times, conditioned their aid on his participation in therapy.

Many Wernologists suspect Lucas was coddled as a child, and there are some old blog posts that support such speculation; but by the time he was an adult he was hearing "no" from his parents quite often. His mother is the one who told Lucas that fatherhood and a queefy bae weren't "in the cards." Thanks, Myrna, for producing such quality content. Lucas has complained bitterly over her lack of support and encouragement, while she's urged him to be realistic about his expectations. For example, when Lucas told her he was going to college (to be a jizz doctor, I guess) she replied that maybe given his illness, it wasn't a good idea.


While there is no evidence Lucas did the ultimate creepy uncle shit to his niece, he has said some eyebrow raising things about her. Take a peak at the tip of this iceberg:

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He's also on the record talking about how hot she is, frequently compares women he finds attractive to her, etc.


This is a fantastic idea. I declare myself a member of this board. I am also available as a thesis advisor.

The Wernerversity can offer the following degrees: AS, BS, MS, Ds.C. Wernology is a science.

Now there is a plan for keeping the site funded: kf should start a legit diploma mill and sell wernology phds

I mean its still a more useful degree than gender studies
 
All he wanted was a Pepsi...
Quality reference.

Now there is a plan for keeping the site funded: kf should start a legit diploma mill and sell wernology phds

I mean its still a more useful degree than gender studies
Why just wernology degrees? There could be one in Greerography, or a BS in CWC.
 
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Whether it's because he doesn't have a lot of phone charging options, ran out of phone data and need to use Wifi or he decided to back off of the internet for a while, he's very not active. My guess is that he's taking a break: he always checks the latest videos about him on YouTube and now that there's a little more than usual it must be distressing for him. He's not in control of the comments like Klickitat pointed.

If he were to completely stop posting the thread would slow down and after a year I'm sure it would be completely dead. What do you guys think would happen to the thread if he were to disappear for good?
 
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Oh, new video! "I'm tired of feeling like you're leftist in name only."
a huge part of Lucas' delusions is fixation on a statement (true or false is irrelevant) and then becoming enraged that there are either exceptions to the rule, or that the original statement is wrong. several other people have pointed this out as a clear illustration of autism in action, as well as the method used by Lucas to work himself into a frenzy over something.

"leftist in name only" is an often repeated phrase (among many others) that he is fixated on and he becomes angry that it isn't true in the sense that he wants it to be: that because he is perceptively low on both the social and economic scales, that his value as a person is lessened because of it, and his desirability to others is greatly lessened because of it.

he associated "left" with certain moral foundations like kindness and caring and empathy and selflessness, and he extends that association beyond what is reasonable: that he is entitled to these things - that others are required to oblige his demands. this angers him when reality shows that this is not true, and that his fixation is falsifiable, and is not a universal rule.

likewise this obligation extends into unreasonable demands that others must provide for his comfort or his sexual satisfaction not because of any intrinsic quality of himself (which i'm sure he realizes and actively denies is quite low) but because there is an obligation to do so based on his entitled and inflexible understanding of the associations and morals of "the left".

someone here said that if he associated "the right" with the same things, we would simply swap some words around. the delusion itself would be largely unchanged.

the incongruity, the inability to accept that his understanding of the world is wrong or deeply skewed is a core feature of his condition - a condition that causes him pain and anger.

this incongruity exists, to greater and lesser extent, in cultists or political extremists as well. holding two contradictory ideas as true at the same time, and being very angry over the inability to reconcile that contradiction when it's pointed out.

working as law enforcement, i didn't really see this sort of behavior in the vast majority of criminals like drug dealers, thieves, or murderers, et c.

i did see this sort of entitled attitude in some domestic violence offenders, neglectful parents, hoarders, kids that were violent enough to attack others in schools, rapists, sexual assaulters, and a few others. road rage people that were caught very shortly after their road rage incident as well. some things trigger a release of this anger caused by bizarre, fixated ideas that are not true, and they feel injured by that, looking for convenient targets for that anger.

all that being said, Lucas seems like the creepy rape-y sort, rather than someone genuinely violent that a good hard backhanded slap to knock it off wouldn't cure. he's a "passive" offender. someone that tries to skate on what he can get away with, without suffering significant push back or punishment.
 
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