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Ah, so it was when Dan Campbell gave him the boot.
Nice to know fatty's a Night-Eater, too.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Nice to know fatty's a Night-Eater, too.
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THE Wern commented on a video about him posted 3 days ago so I think he looks up his name on YouTube and clicks "Sort by upload date"
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Oh? Maybe it’s time I make another video
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@Goldaor posted it it looks like.
I've got the video but the video itself and it's...something.
Dan Campbell in the doorway of a completely dark room with Lucas sobbing then getting mad then sobbing again because he's getting kicked out for a whole hilarious list of reasons that all mean, "You're really fucking obnoxious and nobody can stand you."
Cigarette butts on the counter, doesn't clean up after himself, doesn't help with any chores, leaves his little grotto in the middle of the night to binge eat everyone else's food because they offered him food once and his lizard brain took it as, "I can eat all I want!".
Lucas himself is never on camera, Dan keeps it pointed at his own face.
Oh, he definitely watches this thread, even though he'll adamantly deny it or will tell you not to tell him about posts here.
I'm looking forward to his comments on my most recent videos, because it's VERY clear he searches his own name, probably hoping to find some Gen Z honies posting videos about him declaring their love for him.
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Still love to see the vid.
Come on guys, do I really have to beg for content to be posted to the thread?
You guys might be all up with SOFALAW on everything, but I, and I'm sure other people here, aren't.
If you have any content, if it hasn't been posted to the thread, even if it's redundant or whatever, just dump it on the thread.
That way we can all see it and discuss it, especially now that the threaD is getting a little tired since Lucas has been pretty boring recently.
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^ This
The only recent Wern content I have is him commenting on the channel @Goldaor posted. And I just got lucky with that since I was following that channel for other lolcows and he posted a video about it after the Wern commented.
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The video I've got. Lucas is a massive crybaby cornered in a dark room and screeching like a frightened raccoon.
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It definitely is.
Generation Z guy here - I'm definitely not a socialist so I don't know where all this ”socialist generation” BS is coming from.
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He's nuts and develops weird associations between things as many lolcows tend to do. He associates his age of attraction with girls who voted for Bernie Sanders (or are too young to vote at all), and therefore socialism is something he should be able to use to convince them to suck him his penis.
It definitely is.
Generation Z guy here - I'm definitely not a socialist so I don't know where all this ”socialist generation” BS is coming from.
He did exactly this in that video (sorry to be vague) where he's provoking someone on the street and acting tough and then they come at him and he's moaning "leave me alone" as if he didn't start shit.
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I mean, to be fair 90% of cows do this.
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The interesting thing about this is though, for Cyael's videos "Lucas Werner: A Comprehensive History - Part (x)" Lucas has commented on Part 1 a week ago, Part 2 almost a year ago, and no comment on Part 3. When he discovered Part 2 about a year ago.. did he not know about Parts 1 and 2? Was he unable to deduce there could be a Part 1?
How did he find Part 1 about 2 weeks ago? If he was searching for his name and found it that way, didn't he see Part 3 in the results? I can believe he'd be egotistical and attention seeking enough to be searching for his name and/or reading these threads but he's also so bewilderingly stupid and just, aggressively inept at everything possible that I'm always inclined to believe he doesn't read these threads or know about all the videos on YouTube, simply because he's too stupid (and out of touch) to figure out how to use either site
It's just hard to believe he didn't know about the Golden USB episodes until recently, whenever he wrote those flurries of dumbass comments on all of them, if he had been able to search YouTube for his name this whole time. Im making assumptions ofc that he didn't know until recently but based on the things he said in those interviews (thinking its some kind of Canadian nation wide radio show, he may have thought it was Facebook related since he knew it was the stream host..), I strongly believe he didn't
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I thought that’s what Lucas was now.
Can confirm, if you are female, work in the service sector and under the age of 40, shitty fucks will corner you and blather on about WHATEVER, anything at all, for as long as they can, because they enjoy having a girl pay attention to them and they know she can’t walk away or tell them to fuck off, lest she lose her job.
Hell, I’ve had guys acknowledge this fact to my face while doing it. “...so anyways I’ve always thought that was the best book of the series. Haha sorry am I wasting your time? Haha you kinda have to listen or you’ll get in trouble won’t you? Hahahhaaa just kidding! Not really, still following you! Don’t worry, I won’t tell your manager. So anyway, the NEXT book I read...”
Some of them do it purely because they get off on controlling a woman, even if her job is really the thing controlling her. The longer she’s forced to stand there and pretend-smile while growing more and more uncomfortable as they edge closer and closer to her face, the more they seem to like it. Inevitably, your manager comes out and says, a) why are you STILL restocking and b) why didn’t you just tell him you had to get back to work?
If you tried option b, it leads to c) the man making some passive aggressive comment at the till in front of your boss about how you were too busy to help him, which leads to d) getting chewed out for not listening to him because “he’s just a poor lonely old man!”
These men are not all autistic. Some are just spiteful fucks who love a captive victim.
also just FUCKING LOL at Lucas crying at the end of that vid about how he’s “trying to do good and trying SO HARD!”
Lucas is PLENTY GOOD, WORLD!! *sob sob* WHY DO NO OTHER KIDS PLAY WITH LITTLE LUCAS?? He’s plenty good! *sob* Mummy make them play with me! Why do all the other children have unbroken brains? It’s not FAIR!
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With all the return speculation of what conditions Lucas may or may not have, let’s not forget, that after schizoaffective disorder, bipolar, autism and all the other medical disorders, that one option we’re leaving out is maybe he is just a lazy, entitled piece of shit.
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Not to power level here but I have a PhD and I am a psychiatrist. Based on extensive observation of Lucas, my official diagnosis is that he’s straight up retarded as fuck.
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I might be late to notice this idk but awww no more Dr. Nigga? Guess throwing a tantrum and saying bad words doesn't earn you pussy after all.
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That's crazier than I thought.
I just thought he was a socialist because he likes free shit and socialists think you have a human right to free shit.
Including the original lolcow.
”Chris yells at him, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" and TJ stands up like he's going to beat his ass. Chris shrinks back and and says "I mean your face-down monster..."” - Mimms, Mimms + Lucas Q&A
As someone who has several friends who took GCSE Psychology because the teacher was calm, I agree with your diagnosis.
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As a new admirer of Lucas's, what do you think of the OP? Does it capture all the fun? Have you been struck by anything that wasn't in the OP? I fear it may not be the best introduction to Wernology.
As someone who hasn't been stalking him long, how do you describe Lucas?
I like to call this option "soft, fat faggot," and it's my default for interpreting Lucas's behavior. You can explain almost anything about him, with the exception of his hallucinations, that way. So when I call Lucas a "soft, fat faggot" I am doing so diagnostically. Pejoratively, too.
That was also a Dan Campbell video, wasn't it? Or are there multiple videos of Lucas backing down and begging off? He and Dan are reputed to have actually battled over left over bbqed chicken. Speaking of Dan....
Daniel is mildly retarded. He's also an adult baby. Both figuratively and literally: Dan's one of those diaper dudes. @QueenBurritoSupreme interacted with him a bit, and had the pleasure of rebuffing his romantic advances a few times. She described him as a "lil bro," the kind of weak personality who mirrors the people around him. I think the way Lucas treated him may offer some insight into how he behaved towards his younger brother. And recall, Lucas was very abusive towards Daniel.
So, yes, they're both retards, and their shared apartment would've made a great sitcom. But Daniel isn't that fucked up compared to some of the people Lucas has crossed paths with.
Lucas attracts lots of dysfunctional people, like Daniel, who recognize him as both a kindred spirit and a safe target. They can see something of themselves in him, but delight in the fact that he is more fucked up than they are. But for this dynamic, there'd be no Wernology.
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Someone who should have been told ”no” as a kid and put in some form of therapy.