Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

If this is all legit I'm wondering if he will try to take his duffel bag on the plane, or if he will offload it all to other homeless people.
If he does get rid of a bunch of his stuff, then has to turn around and come back immediately, he will have little to no belongings.
Seems to have also forgotten about his game collection thats allegedly "in storage."

No worries, though. I'm sure Dr. King Nigger Wern can just "send for his things" once he's comfortably established on his new estate.
 
If this is all legit I'm wondering if he will try to take his duffel bag on the plane, or if he will offload it all to other homeless people.
If he does get rid of a bunch of his stuff, then has to turn around and come back immediately, he will have little to no belongings.
Couldn't he just check his duffle bag?

If I remember correctly, you're allowed to check a bag, and have one carry-on bag, and one item, which in practice sometimes amounts to having two carry-on bags.

Especially if one is significantly different, like the laptop bag or a messenger bag.

I myself have generally done this in the past, to avoid checking luggage, because I've had some bad experiences with lost luggage, and to be honest the practice generally gives me a bit of anxiety.

I like to have my shit within hands reach, it's a little slice of autism that I'll readily admit to.

But yeah, Assuming he's only got the one bag, he should be okay.

Actually, doesn't he have a backpack as well?
 
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If this is all legit I'm wondering if he will try to take his duffel bag on the plane, or if he will offload it all to other homeless people.
If he does get rid of a bunch of his stuff, then has to turn around and come back immediately, he will have little to no belongings.

Couldn't he just check his duffle bag?

If I remember correctly, you're allowed to check a bag, and have one carry-on bag, and one item, which in practice sometimes amounts to having two carry-on bags.
When he was kicked out of Pioneer Pathway, he had a backpack and a duffel bag . At some pt. he got rid of the duffel bag. He only has the 1 backpack which carries all his "belongings" (filthy smelly clothes/etc). If he does get on the plane, the backpack will likely be a carry-on.
 
Do you guys think the secondary motivation for flying to SoCal is the weather? Might be a clue that he is finally recognizing he is out of options in Spokane.

I've been saying for a while now that it doesn't make sense that he wouldn't go somewhere warmer while it's cold out and he's sleeping rough. Lucas seems like he would fit in down in SoCal.

My first time witnessing hobos was in SoCal. There is A LOT of homeless. Just walking down the streets in the city you see rag men shouting nonsensical shit and cat calling hot chicks walking by, and I've always been reminded of that in watching the Wern's antics so it's surreal that this saga I've been predicting might finally be on the horizon.

Reminds me of the South Park episode that birthed this parody, which shall now be the Wern's theme song in the days to come.

https://youtu.be/KdJQMnuYH9o
 
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I like to have my shit within hands reach, it's a little slice of autism that I'll readily admit to.
Same here.

I don't want to have to worry about stuff vanishing from my case or my case turning up in Tokyo, and isn't it usually cheaper to just take hand luggage?
I wished the catfish would have picked Texas. Or Alabama.
Now that would be interesting.

To be fair, given his racist antics I'd love to see the Wern be catfished by someone who claims to be from Atlanta, Queens or the Bronx.
 
Imagine being the poor girl stuck on airport rail car transportation next to the stinking, rotting, 300lb hobo who want's to talk to you about his magical sperm that cures COVID.

I was once riding the rail between terminals at DFW and I shit you not this lvl80 neckbeard boards and takes his place next-to but also just behind this younger(ish)-looking flight attendant, and is loudly breathing while staring at the back/side of her head.
As soon as it gets to her terminal, that FA was the first one of the tram, never seen a woman in heels move so fast, while dumpy just starts looking around at everyone else on the tram.

I imagine Lucas doing much the same, only with telomere talk

He better be careful then. If some flight attendant gets uncomfortable from his sperm rants and tells him to stfu he won't take it well. He never does. Even a pissy mini chimpout calling her a bigot or a republican or whatever could easily be enough of an incident to lead to some very serious trouble for him. The TSA doesn't screw around. He would find himself making the news again real easy, and given the fact that it would involve a plane incident we'd be hearing about it on every news station on the planet for at least a day or two. If he thought the starbucks incident brought him attention and shit an incident on a plane will make him very well known, and not in a way he wants

Pump Meat said:
I imagine he must feel something along the lines of "At last! I'm getting what is owed to me" and in a way he is getting just that, but not in a manner he desires

Which would set off alarm bells for any sane person, even if they are raging narcissists. Even narcissists have common sense and can see when something sounds too good to be true. Lucas is too broke brained and stupid to notice what a 10 year old would. That said he is absolutely not harmless. He has said and done things in the past that have gotten him in serious trouble for his behavior. The stalking, domestic violence and rapey video incident speak for themselves

Pump Meat said:
Do you guys think the secondary motivation for flying to SoCal is the weather? Might be a clue that he is finally recognizing he is out of options in Spokane.

I assumed that was the case, which is also why I suspect its one of the reasons the catfish decided to choose california for this. Lucas is freezing his ass off in spokane and knows he has nowhere to live there and won't for the foreseeable future so a warm climate is something that suits his needs exactly....which in itself should be raising alarm bells with him if he wasn't stupider than a rock. But at least she didn't push too far and try to send him to, say, texas. which would be all kinds of hilarious, but he'd never go for it cause he'd see it as conservative and republican and even he has enough sense to know texas isn't a place you fuck with little girls the way he has tried. it'll get you shot there. calufornia on the other hand fits right in with his left wing insanity so he thinks he'll fit right in

on a related note it would have been interesting if she just sent him to some super expensive cold as fuck place like aspen....it would have been an irl version of dumb and dumber but without the second sped or the dog van

cheesycukes said:
If this is all legit I'm wondering if he will try to take his duffel bag on the plane, or if he will offload it all to other homeless people.
If he does get rid of a bunch of his stuff, then has to turn around and come back immediately, he will have little to no belongings.

That and you have to wonder if they will even let him bring it on the plane given it likely reeks badly enough to give the bomb/drug sniffer dogs fits

LightEmittingDiode said:
I wished the catfish would have picked Texas. Or Alabama

Or florida. He'd fit right in there. lucas's florida man saga would be a fitting end, eaten by gators while living in the swamp no doubt. new york would have also been an interesting choice....or maybe send him to utah and hook him up with greer
 
The few times I've seen him recently he is only carrying a backpack so I don't think he has much of anything at all.

Lucas has claimed that he's done some traveling when he was younger to HI and to DC - but I don't think he has a clue how vast the greater Los Angeles area (LA County and Orange County) is and will be scared shitless. He knows noone, this Mia catfish isn't going to appear and pick him up from the airport. He is going to be lost and not have the first clue to help himself with shelter, food etc. I don't know much about EBT cards, but the one he has is specifically is a WA state QWEST card that is only good in WA. So his meager $750 he gets from SS isn't going to cut it. I personally think he isn't going anywhere because he's too paranoid and literally can't do anything for himself. If he DOES go, the streets are gonna fuck him up. Down there is not Spokane or Olympia which is all he's used to.
 
He better be careful then. If some flight attendant gets uncomfortable from his sperm rants and tells him to stfu he won't take it well. He never does. Even a pissy mini chimpout calling her a bigot or a republican or whatever could easily be enough of an incident to lead to some very serious trouble for him. The TSA doesn't screw around. He would find himself making the news again real easy, and given the fact that it would involve a plane incident we'd be hearing about it on every news station on the planet for at least a day or two. If he thought the starbucks incident brought him attention and shit an incident on a plane will make him very well known, and not in a way he wants



Which would set off alarm bells for any sane person, even if they are raging narcissists. Even narcissists have common sense and can see when something sounds too good to be true. Lucas is too broke brained and stupid to notice what a 10 year old would. That said he is absolutely not harmless. He has said and done things in the past that have gotten him in serious trouble for his behavior. The stalking, domestic violence and rapey video incident speak for themselves



I assumed that was the case, which is also why I suspect its one of the reasons the catfish decided to choose california for this. Lucas is freezing his ass off in spokane and knows he has nowhere to live there and won't for the foreseeable future so a warm climate is something that suits his needs exactly....which in itself should be raising alarm bells with him if he wasn't stupider than a rock. But at least she didn't push too far and try to send him to, say, texas. which would be all kinds of hilarious, but he'd never go for it cause he'd see it as conservative and republican and even he has enough sense to know texas isn't a place you fuck with little girls the way he has tried. it'll get you shot there. calufornia on the other hand fits right in with his left wing insanity so he thinks he'll fit right in

on a related note it would have been interesting if she just sent him to some super expensive cold as fuck place like aspen....it would have been an irl version of dumb and dumber but without the second sped or the dog van



That and you have to wonder if they will even let him bring it on the plane given it likely reeks badly enough to give the bomb/drug sniffer dogs fits



Or florida. He'd fit right in there. lucas's florida man saga would be a fitting end, eaten by gators while living in the swamp no doubt. new york would have also been an interesting choice....or maybe send him to utah and hook him up with greer
Heck, we'd probably hear about it over here in Bongland.
 
Does anyone even know if the plane ticket confirmation is real? He will completely lose his shit when he gets to the airport and realizes that there is no “Mia” and also that he is definitely not traveling to SoCal. Airport security had better be prepared to deal with a giant man child having an absolute meltdown.

Its real. another poste put the ticket number into the airlines flight status checking page and it checked out. So he absolutely can get to california on monday. Whether he is able to get to the airport and actually figure out how to board the plane is another matter
 
Its real. another poste put the ticket number into the airlines flight status checking page and it checked out. So he absolutely can get to california on monday. Whether he is able to get to the airport and actually figure out how to board the plane is another matter
One thing's true - given Boris's new covid rules I won't be able to get a takeaway and chill with my friends, so I'll be able to study Wernology in real time.
 
If you're going somewhere for a long time, you travel light. Why lug half a bag of shirts across the country when you can just pick up some cheap stuff at your destination? Lucas is a sensible guy, I feel he'll leave behind everything but his "Hi I'm" scrawlings and whatever half-finished attraction signs he has kicking around. Everything will be great in California, there'll be shirts aplenty for ya boi.

Also I hope his new residence has a good piece of land attached to it. Once all the rest of his dreams have come true (with regard to the mating, the fisting, the plentiful larder etc), he'll undoubtedly turn his mind to accumulating a few dozen head of cattle like his noble forefathers. If, horror of horrors, bae bears him a son rather than a daughter to fiddle with, at least junior will grow up with some long-dead cows to boast about.
 
Ironically he's scheduled to fly on a monday, the same day he's due for his court checkin. That doesn't bode well for any future situation that might involve a conditional release, from a psych ward or a cell, contingent on his ability to follow certain rules
So in all likelihood, he blows off his court date and gets a bench warrant on him, and then fails to board a plane successfully, so is still in Washington but with a warrant, so next time he tards out and gets a cop's attention, straight to the clink. That will probably end the fun for a while unfortunately as he cools his heels waiting for a hearing.
 
Lucas has not mentioned anything about his move on Instagram yet. Just his normal telomeres and Gen Z=Socialist, so hand me a woman shit,
He did post something about not believing in love without evidence. Anything to do with this situation?
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