WonderWino
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It sounds like he may be starting to get suspicious and question the catfish and her motives for the ticket
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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It sounds like he may be starting to get suspicious and question the catfish and her motives for the ticket
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Or it could just be his usual verbal diarrhea. He's such a boring, repetitive fuck it's actually hard to tell when he's trying to make a point about any real-world occurrence.
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Yeah, telomeres. That's the answer.
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Despite what he told Goldaor, certain things he mentions in his videos indicate he likely checks this thread regularly. It’s reasonable that he’s reading what we’re saying about this ordeal and now he’s getting suspicious. He’s certainly not getting suspicious on his own since he routinely falls for every single catfish.
WonderWino
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Indeed, it wouldn't surprise me if thats the case, though I won't be the least surprise if he convinces himself its just us trying to fuck with him by putting doubt in his mind or some such bullshit and goes through with it anyway. Like you said he always falls for it in the end and this one is offering everything he wants. Plus getting an actual ticket sent to him like that is at least proof of a legit offer to get him there so I can see him latching on to that as sufficient proof its a legit gf offer
We'll find out on monday one way or another. It should be a real interesting day no matter how it goes. We'll be getting some kind of angry wern regardless
That said, we still haven't touched upon the true victim in this whole catfishing saga: whoever will be condemned to use the airplane bathroom after lucas on a 5 hour flight. The thought is utterly horrifying
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While we wait to see if he's actually gonna board that plane to go see Queefabelle, here's the hit classic "Lucas Werner diss" video by Dan Campbell:
It's public on his profile.
edit: if its audio only heres the link
It's public on his profile.
edit: if its audio only heres the link
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I was expecting something completely retarded but ngl I kinda dig it
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Whoever is texting him should prod him harder for info in her, I checked his friends list on FB and his followers on IG and no girls named Mia from SoCal, and this isn’t considering the catfish isn’t using their real name or location on an account.
If it turns out that he is trusting a “woman” who hadn’t provided any social media accounts to prove she exists and it’s just a troll who texted him when he doxxed himself out of desperation I would not be surprised but I would absolutely amused.
WonderWino
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Something about that makes me wonder if its that dream chaser loon thats behind this latest catfish attempt
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Well, that certainly beats 'right now' out of the park. This calls for a lucas vs dan epic rap battle
and can you imagine if someone recognized him on the plane and played that loud enough for him to hear it during the flight. he'd blow a gasket and end up on the news after forcing an emergency landing due to his behavior. as amusing as that would be I wouldn't want to be the catfish if anything like that happened, after all it would lead to the feds having a talking to with that person as their catfishing led directly to the incident
and god help the flight attendants if lucas's ticket ends up seating him next to some teen - early 20s girl on the flight. that would lead to quite the scene as well i'm sure
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It's just a tiny detail, but the thing I got from this, is despite the fact that Lucas has repeatedly said that he hates people bumming for cigarettes, he says that's "too altruistic" and he'll never give cigarettes to anyone asking for them, Dan is here suggesting that Lucas himself bummed for cigarettes at the Artesian well in Olympia.
For some reason I trust Dan more than Mucous.
What do you think?
Yet another bit of hypocrisy from broke-ass bitch pedo Lucas "next time bring your little sister" Werner.
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Reading through Dan’s FB is a trip. That dude is stupid as hell too but he has a place to live, seems generally positive, and I feel bad he’s such a loser. He may only have a few IQ points on Lucas but he’s a much more sympathetic character than ol Dr. Nigga.
WonderWino
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Just imagine lloyd is lucas and harry is dan
I mean lucas getting robbed by an old lady on a motorized cart and wanting dan to drive him to aspen cause he thinks its warm and full of women who will want him sounds about right. as does the self pity session
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Damn, I'm reading now too and it's rough. Dan's like many incels I've talked to. Severely depressed, lonely and angry. Beaten down and out but can't get the idea of that magical gf out of their heads that think it would solve a lot of their pain. These are the guys I wish society would be kinder to.
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But Dan isn’t an incel- he does have romantic connections with women but he finds them lacking from my understanding. Dan is a good kid he just has problems and is easily swayed.
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Tonight: "I'm done wasting my time on you haters"
Tomorrow morning: "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO WIN YOUR LOVE GEN Z!!!"
WonderWino
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Damn he looks like a ratty strung out crackhead with his hoodie up like that
That said, I wonder if that means he doesn't believe the catfish anymore and won't be heading to the airport on monday
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You read the filthy COVID mask! He's done wasting his time on you, you haters! Mooove along!
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Hmmmm, perhaps this new catfish plans to get lucas there, lock him in a shed or basement, and collect his disability. Perhaps even get themselves declared his care taker and get more monies that way. All while lucas rots chained to a wall. Not like anyone's going to go looking for him or turely care if he disappears. He's actually the perfect victim for this scenario. Things like this do happen. (Fingers crossed)
Lucas in Aspen is not happening. Cops remove people like him promptly.
Lucas in Aspen is not happening. Cops remove people like him promptly.
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Hey hey hey....we care. Not out of compassion, just in the same way we care if our favorite show is canceled.
Watch the Wern Rage and Die Inside is my favorite lolcow show.
Its horrifying to think that we are the closest thing that leech has to friends, people who only take an interest in his suffering.