He better be careful then. If some flight attendant gets uncomfortable from his sperm rants and tells him to stfu he won't take it well. He never does. Even a pissy mini chimpout calling her a bigot or a republican or whatever could easily be enough of an incident to lead to some very serious trouble for him. The TSA doesn't screw around. He would find himself making the news again real easy, and given the fact that it would involve a plane incident we'd be hearing about it on every news station on the planet for at least a day or two. If he thought the starbucks incident brought him attention and shit an incident on a plane will make him very well known, and not in a way he wants
Which would set off alarm bells for any sane person, even if they are raging narcissists. Even narcissists have common sense and can see when something sounds too good to be true. Lucas is too broke brained and stupid to notice what a 10 year old would. That said he is absolutely not harmless. He has said and done things in the past that have gotten him in serious trouble for his behavior. The stalking, domestic violence and rapey video incident speak for themselves
I assumed that was the case, which is also why I suspect its one of the reasons the catfish decided to choose california for this. Lucas is freezing his ass off in spokane and knows he has nowhere to live there and won't for the foreseeable future so a warm climate is something that suits his needs exactly....which in itself should be raising alarm bells with him if he wasn't stupider than a rock. But at least she didn't push too far and try to send him to, say, texas. which would be all kinds of hilarious, but he'd never go for it cause he'd see it as conservative and republican and even he has enough sense to know texas isn't a place you fuck with little girls the way he has tried. it'll get you shot there. calufornia on the other hand fits right in with his left wing insanity so he thinks he'll fit right in
on a related note it would have been interesting if she just sent him to some super expensive cold as fuck place like aspen....it would have been an irl version of dumb and dumber but without the second sped or the dog van
That and you have to wonder if they will even let him bring it on the plane given it likely reeks badly enough to give the bomb/drug sniffer dogs fits
Or florida. He'd fit right in there. lucas's florida man saga would be a fitting end, eaten by gators while living in the swamp no doubt. new york would have also been an interesting choice....or maybe send him to utah and hook him up with greer
