Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

darkwingosonichugorl said:
If a woman does show up, she's dumber than Lucas.
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Patchwork Ragdoll said:
It's weird that he's not more excited about this "Mia" person, she must not be the perfect 10 he thinks he's entitled to.
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I think as far as his excitement, perhaps he’s screaming internally and brimming with anxiety and mental illness over possibly moving a out of state to somewhere where there’s a good chance he’ll be alone and vulnerable when the cards have been dealt. Moving somewhere far away, far from your comfort zone or safe space would make most average joes nervous regardless of how financially secure you were and we all know everything Lucas touches turns to shit.

I was wondering earlier what Lucas would do in his current situation if say, she was fat or disabled or he knew it was fake? Or some other factor he would not usually tolerate?

Lucas is a little more desperate than usual given he’s burned so many bridges, winter is in full swing, and being that he’s a social pariah that gets openly heckled and taunted due to his reputation. He probably hates his life right now, more so than usual.

His last girlfriend Suzanne, I’m sure she was a wonderful woman and a saint but she’s not pretty by traditional standards. I don’t say it to be mean but instead to point out that we all know Lucas has impossible standards for potential wife/womb donor and even before his Chomo Love Quest it still had to sting to settle for a much older woman who was way below his standards. Didn’t he meet Suzanne in the hospital and moved right in when he was released? Given that their break up made him homeless I think it’s safe to say he was homeless before, and that probably factored in to his decision to date her.

Could Lucas be settling again? We all know the only time he shuts his mouth is when he doesn’t want you to know the real story, and here he is with his mouth shut about something he should be bragging about. In the nearly impossible event that there really is a Mia she’ll either be A) extremely mentally ill, possibly more than Lucas or B)ugly\fat. Another possibility could be that he’s fully aware he’s been swindled and he’s taking the opportunity to get out of Spokane.

Had anyone also considered the idea that Spokane locals took a collection and are catfishing him right out of town?
 
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Also, forgot to add this to my last post but I looked up the EBT situation and it seems he can use his food stamps in California
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Depending on how long he has before he needs to reapply for benefits, he’ll have access to food. Not sure if they’ll expect him to prove he still lives in Washington when it comes time to renew his food card but he might be able to get away with it.
 
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As much as I want this saga to happen, I don't think Lucas is competent enough to get to the airport, through security, to the gate, etc all on his own. Disappointing but I think true. I guess we'll see tomorrow though. Hopefully we at least get some more details and preferably a freakout when he misses the flight or whatever else.
 
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Rogowski said:
Also, forgot to add this to my last post but I looked up the EBT situation and it seems he can use his food stamps in California
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Depending on how long he has before he needs to reapply for benefits, he’ll have access to food. Not sure if they’ll expect him to prove he still lives in Washington when it comes time to renew his food card but he might be able to get away with it.
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You learned me something today! I had no idea that it would work out of state like that. Thanks for the info!
 
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He's shared or talked about this guillotine routine for the greedy multiple times, not greedy in the traditional sense but greed in the context of "hoarding women"

We all know that dating around or just sleeping around doesn't imply ownership of the group of partners you've been with but let's look at this from a Lucas point of view.

He apparently considers this sort of thing something that should be punishable by death. Being promiscuous or having multiple partners, should be punishable by death. That sounds like something a religious extremist would think.

Funny how much he seems to hate the religious but his rhetoric could be considered in line with the most absolute devout of them.
 
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Goldaor said:
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More insanity from Doctor nigga.
I wonder if something happened with Queeferina?
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What time does his flight leave tomorrow? Can we get an estimate of when he would need to leave to make the flight? If it's the same as the airports I've been to, don't you have to arrive at least an hour before your flight, otherwise they won't let you board?
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
I for one would like to state, if Lucas is reading this thread, that this is totally not a catfish and he should absolutely get on that plane and enjoy his adventure in SoCal with his beautiful new zoomer bae.

Don’t let the haters win, Lucas!
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If he doesn't get on the plane, he's going to give up the chance of making King Roy a grandfather by the end of next year.
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He's shared or talked about this guillotine routine for the greedy multiple times, not greedy in the traditional sense but greed in the context of "hoarding women"

We all know that dating around or just sleeping around doesn't imply ownership of the group of partners you've been with but let's look at this from a Lucas point of view.

He apparently considers this sort of thing something that should be punishable by death. Being promiscuous or having multiple partners, should be punishable by death. That sounds like something a religious extremist would think.

Funny how much he seems to hate the religious but his rhetoric could be considered in line with the most absolute devout of them.
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I don't think he really gives a hoot about people being promiscuous. What drives him to rage is he's not getting pussy. Guys not hooking him up, and the Gen Z girls not wanting to fuck him, in his insane scrambled egg brain should be punishable by death.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
What time does his flight leave tomorrow? Can we get an estimate of when he would need to leave to make the flight? If it's the same as the airports I've been to, don't you have to arrive at least an hour before your flight, otherwise they won't let you board?
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For Spokane, our airport is really quite small. I get there 2 hours early just so I can have a few cocktails before the flight, but you could push it and get there 1 hour early and be ok. Especially if you check in 24 hours before your flight.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
What time does his flight leave tomorrow? Can we get an estimate of when he would need to leave to make the flight? If it's the same as the airports I've been to, don't you have to arrive at least an hour before your flight, otherwise they won't let you board?
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Flight leaves at 18:57 Pacific Standard Time arrives in Santa Ana at 20:22.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Yes a little bit of fat can make Beef brisket juicy and tender; but Wern brisket would just be a lump of gooey fat laced with THC
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So..... you're saying eating the wern would be alot like eating a greasy garbage bear that lives in and eats at the dump in whistler?

Sounds about right

Marshal Mannerheim said:
Someone, somewhere, would pay to eat that.
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Seeing gordon ramsay's reaction would be priceless

Rogowski said:
Also, forgot to add this to my last post but I looked up the EBT situation and it seems he can use his food stamps in California
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That doesn't sound like its saying that at all. Read the last part again. It says basic food is for washington residents only and you can use the benefits that were left on the card at the time when you got to whatever other state you're in now but you have to be a resident of washington to get more when the card runs out for the month. It doesn't make logical sense that you would be able to live out of state while using WA benefits and no longer be a resident there. The 'can I use EBT out of state' sounds much more like they're referring to if you're on vacation, travelling, visiting someone and need to get food, etc.. you can use it in another state

In this situation lucas wouldn't be a resident of WA anymore so trying to get away with using it long term and not reporting his change in residence is getting into fraud territory pretty quickly

Sevan Vosgi said:
As much as I want this saga to happen, I don't think Lucas is competent enough to get to the airport, through security, to the gate, etc all on his own. Disappointing but I think true. I guess we'll see tomorrow though. Hopefully we at least get some more details and preferably a freakout when he misses the flight or whatever else.
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Neither do I, but I can see him getting to the airport at least. Getting through security and all the bullshit one normally goes through this time of year (hell especially this time of year, and lets not forget being christmas the terror alerts are higher than normal so no tolerance for bullshit) will drive him mental. I can see a chimpout going through security, especially if they don't let him on the plane for some reason. Speaking of which, I wonder if he'll try to bring his boxcutter on board in his luggage. I'm sure that will end totally well for him, especially if it gets caught on one of those xray machines and lucas goes ballistic cause they won't let him on the plane because of it. Hello international news story that lucas will never live down. Now he's not only a creep, a hobo and a pedo who scared a teen girl working at starbucks so bad the cops had to be called, but now he went mental at an airport after trying to bring a boxcutter on a flight, so we can add incel terrorist to his list of infamous incidents

I mean can you imagine how THAT discussion would go in the security office?

'Well I have been living in a bus station and homeless shelters for a year and carry the boxcutter around so people don't harass me!'
'What do they harass you for lucas?'
'They call be a creepy pedo cause I tried to hit on a 16 year old in starbucks and made the news! they need to forgive! that was years ago!'
'So why are you trying to bring it on the plane then?'
'So people won't harass me when I get to california to meet a girl from the internet!'

The media would have a field day with that. Especially after they do their usual digging and quickly turn up all those posts with the guillotine referencing people he doesn't like
 
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WonderWino said:
It doesn't make logical sense that you would be able to live out of state while using WA benefits and no longer be a resident there. The 'can I use EBT out of state' sounds much more like they're referring to if you're on vacation, travelling, visiting someone and need to get food, etc.. you can use it in another state
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I have an acquaintance/personal lolcow who splits his time between Oregon & California and he has EBT cards for both states (apparently they both work, too, as he hasn't starved to death yet). I'm not sure they keep as close an eye on that as a lot of people assume they do.
 
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