Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Goldaor said:
I'm actually sad he's leaving Spokane, I made pals there and I liked the area.

Also, here's him at the airport:
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Taken by a local gen z who couldn't wait for him to leave.

I doubt I'll be able to make many LA Wernologist friends so enjoy this last contribution of mine.
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and to think that could very well be the last image anyone ever sees of him in spokane....and somehow it seems appropriate that as lucas leaves the pacific northwest, his picture is as blurry as a sasquatch picture he so stridently makes efforts to smell like

....then again we could be witnessing the first step in a wernsquatch patterson style film in the woods of california
 
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Telomere Savalas said:
So...assuming it's a catfish and once he realizes that SoCal is a much different place to be a hobo than Spokane, does he hop a Grey Dawg to Arizona with redneck trucker hat in hand and beg Mama Wern for forgiveness?
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He’ll do that if he’s smart, which he’s not, but it’s his best and only option
 
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Info for his next flight.

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Telomere Savalas said:
So...assuming it's a catfish and once he realizes that SoCal is a much different place to be a hobo than Spokane, does he hop a Grey Dawg to Arizona with redneck trucker hat in hand and beg Mama Wern for forgiveness?
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....I wonder if he even knows where she lives specifically. I can see him getting there, calling her to tell her and just getting told he isn't wanted there and lucas having no idea where to go from there. If he thought being a hobo in the freezing cold woods was unpleasant wait until he tries being a hobo in the scorching hot desert

The look on myrnas face when shes told he got catfished to california then hopped a bus to arizona to get her help would be priceless. She would he horrified. Getting away from lucas is one of the reasons she moved there in the first place. She would not want him and word of his antics getting around to her social circle, thats for damn sure
 
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When no one shows up he's going to go bug eyed and have a meltdown. Big 300 pound buck at top speed with his jacket under one arm, backpack bouncing up and down like a virgin high schooler getting chased by jocks. No where to go. Trapped. Darting across 6 lanes of California highway and in complete panic Lucas dodges one car. And then a second. Only three more lanes to go until he's on the other side. Calm down Lucas, you can do this. His next step is calculated. Unfortunately you can not calculate the speed of a semi auto cruising down the California highway. SPLAT. Lucas meets his end on the front grill of 18 wheels.
 
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mothman96 said:
He replied to a comment:

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I'm not even sure what point he is trying to make there. Whatever he's trying to say doesn't make sense

That said, given his tone in that reply he clearly doesn't seem to suspect he's been had yet

krimsonincode said:
LA is definitely a rougher place to be, but aren't there also more services available because it's a bigger city (and he hasn't been kicked out of any of them yet)?
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There are more services there but there are also a massive number of other hobos who actually have legit residency in the state, are higher on the pecking order and in whatever waiting line there is for them than lucas and lucas would have to apply for them by himself, which he has never done and doesn't have the slightest idea how to do so

In other words he's fucked in that regard

cigarettesalsa said:
When no one shows up he's going to go bug eyed and have a meltdown. Big 300 pound buck at top speed with his jacket under one arm, backpack bouncing up and down like a virgin high schooler getting chased by jocks. No where to go. Trapped. Darting across 6 lanes of California highway and in complete panic Lucas dodges one car. And then a second. Only three more lanes to go until he's on the other side. Calm down Lucas, you can do this. His next step is calculated. Unfortunately you can not calculate the speed of a semi auto cruising down the California highway. SPLAT. Lucas meets his end on the front grill of 18 wheels.
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....So his last act would be an act of animal abuse against the crows who end up eating whats left of his corpse
 
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Welcome to the Golden State, Lucas. This is the terminus of Manifest Destiny. The end of the sunset.

krimsonincode said:
I can't believe he actually did it. Like others, i thought he would be too inept to make the flight, and yet he's done it, the absolute madman.
LA is definitely a rougher place to be, but aren't there also more services available because it's a bigger city (and he hasn't been kicked out of any of them yet)?
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Homelessness in LA is on another order of magnitude than Spokane.

He won't freeze to death, but in every other way his difficulty just went up. There is tremendous demand for services. Not enough of anything to go around, except drugs. More competition. It is nearly impossible to overstate how desperate, dangerous and crowded skidrow is. It's a filthy jungle and Lucas is a fat, retarded country mouse.
 
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Goldaor said:
I'm actually sad he's leaving Spokane, I made pals there and I liked the area.

Also, here's him at the airport:
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Taken by a local gen z who couldn't wait for him to leave.

I doubt I'll be able to make many LA Wernologist friends so enjoy this last contribution of mine.
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Find a way to get Russ Greer on your podcast
 
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cigarettesalsa said:
When no one shows up he's going to go bug eyed and have a meltdown. Big 300 pound buck at top speed with his jacket under one arm, backpack bouncing up and down like a virgin high schooler getting chased by jocks. No where to go. Trapped. Darting across 6 lanes of California highway and in complete panic Lucas dodges one car. And then a second. Only three more lanes to go until he's on the other side. Calm down Lucas, you can do this. His next step is calculated. Unfortunately you can not calculate the speed of a semi auto cruising down the California highway. SPLAT. Lucas meets his end on the front grill of 18 wheels.
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Like an autistic version of Frogger.
 
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