Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Possibly, but that Rocky Mountain winter was probably a higher chance of death.
This is a higher chance of "Lucas beat & mugged compilation #23" incidents, and maybe a situation where Lucas gets to live out his anal torture fantasies only he's the zoomer bae and some cholo with many tattoos will play the role of Lucas


I feel like if Lucas were making her up then he would have bragged about her more.
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Probably so. I’m just spitballing because the whole situation is honestly weird as hell.
 
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Rogowski said:
That’s another thing I hadn’t even considered yet, I would imagine that if you were a brand new citizen to Skid Row you would already have a target on your back but then if you willingly tried (truth is the wouldn’t show up for hours, if at all) to bring the police into their neighborhood where people openly do drugs and the woman work the corners - sometimes literally - he would get the shit kicked out of him enough to put him in a wheelchair.
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'I lost my legs fighting for your love zoomer baes!'

'What do you mean my disability benefits doubled and i'm getting put in a nursing home for the rest of my life?!'

and so ends the saga of the wern: beaten into a wheelchair for being a dumbass and being put into some shitty 60 minutes special tier nursing home where his days will be spend surrounded by seniors, staring out of windows mindlessly and playing board games and bridge.....or rather watching seniors play board games cause nobody wants to play board games with him and he is too stupid to play bridge

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I just realized its been 3 years to the day (dec 22 2017) that lucas posted to his facebook page and admitted he gave the starbucks teen the note

Three years to the day later what happens? He gets on a plane to california to get catfished. The stars sure aligned with that one. and even better - remember how I mentioned that even the media called out his bullshit and said the starbucks girl was a 16?

apnews.com

Lucas Werner, 37, ejected from Spokane Starbucks after asking teenage barista for a date

A 37-year-old Spokane man is claiming age discrimination after he was barred from a Spokane Starbucks after asking a teenage barista on a date. The man, Lucas Werner, runs a website and...
apnews.com apnews.com

www.spokesman.com

Lucas Werner, 37, ejected from Spokane Starbucks after asking teenage barista for a date

A 37-year-old Spokane man is claiming age discrimination after he was barred from a Spokane Starbucks after asking a teenage barista on a date.
www.spokesman.com www.spokesman.com

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A 37-year-old Spokane man is claiming age discrimination after he was barred from a Spokane Starbucks after asking a teenage barista on a date.
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Teenage barista indeed

So, this is quite the anniversary for him it seems
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Yeah, there is a chance that someone may take advantage of Lucas to try and steal his tardbux check. Lucas is a vulnerable adult and he gets paid because he is exceptional. I hope that isn't happening, in the very unlikely event that there is someone waiting for Lucas, they would for sure have bad intentions.

We may be the only life line he has on this. How sad!
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He really needs a payee to make sure he just puts his tard bucks to rent and food. He is obviously too retarded to do this for himself.
 
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I wonder why a certain post disappeared just now after implying knowing exactly whats going on. Mia wouldn't be that person by any chance

klickitat said:
Once he walks in, it's only a matter of time whether he realizes what's happened or whether the staff has a "Oh, ABSOLUTELY NOT!" reaction and chases him out with a broom first.
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Its the TSA, they take no shit at airports. If he starts something he'll be out the door or arrested
 
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WonderWino said:
I wonder why a certain post disappeared just now after implying knowing exactly whats going on. Mia wouldn't be that person by any chance



Its the TSA, they take no shit at airports. If he starts something he'll be out the door or arrested
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...not the airport, he's already left the airport...
 
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Been wondering if even though he suspected he was being catfished, he decided to make the move anyway to start "fresh" in LA where he's not "known". He's been in a rage for 4 yrs in Spokane, hates the youg people because he doesn't get hooked up, no girl will fuck him and be his breeder. Staying will be more of the same. The trip was paid for and being homeless in winter, he decided yea why not go where it's warm and "start over".
 
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mothman96 said:
Been wondering if even though he suspected he was being catfished, he decided to make the move anyway to start "fresh" in LA where he's not "known". He's been in a rage for 4 yrs in Spokane, hates the youg people because he doesn't get hooked up, no girl will fuck him and be his breeder. Staying will be more of the same. The trip was paid for and being homeless in winter, he decided yea why not go where it's warm and "start over".
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The problem there is that while he isn't well known in california he certainly will be before too long if he actually tries to stay. He'll just end up repeating the same creepy psycho behavior he did in spokane. The problem for him is its not spokane and he will get in alot more shit for it there. If that really is whats going on here he's even stupider than I thought cause its going to backfire on him before very long
 
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