💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Sevan Vosgi said:
He's telling people someone bought him a Greyhound ticket back to spokane
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What kind of idiot would give lucas a bus ticket like that. Not that I necessarily believe its not someone just fucking with him, especially considering its like 2:30am in LA right now but anybody doing that is enabling his behavior and taking away the consequences of his actions
 
Who the goddamn hell bought this slimy piece of shit a $250 train ticket back home

Somehow this entire saga ended in anticlimactic disappointment. Just the same repetitive Lucas agephobia shit
 
Picklechu said:
Greyhound tickets from LA to Spokane are like twice as expensive as the plane ticket that got him down there right now.
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Speaking of which he claims some woman his age with kids in texas gave him a $250 TRAIN ticket to spokane.....at 2:30am

Yeah i'll believe that claim when I see it. christmas is 3 days away and shes got kids and is giving that kind of money to a creepy pedo? Uh huh. Sure.
 
I can’t believe it’s already over, if you took one day off from this forum you would’ve missed it.

I also heard he’s telling people he didn’t bring any money with him and he claims his EBT doesn’t work despite the Washington State website stating differently.

Now how long is the bus ride back to Spokane? Will he last that long without losing it?
 
denysdemontfort said:
Searching Los Angeles to Spokane brings up nothing for Tuesday the 22nd, and the next one on Wednesday is $253... so I don't know if I believe that.
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Not to mention why would someone get him a train ticket of all things? Like I said, a middle aged mom with kids is going to spend over $250 on a train ticket for a pedo hobo in the middle of the night right before christmas? Let alone spend twice the price of a plane ticket to get him there. She'd have to be dumber than lucas is to do that

Something about his claim isn't passing the common sense test here. I don't believe a word of it
 
I’m shocked but not surprised that Lucas takes absolutely zero responsibility
 
Rogowski said:
I can’t believe it’s already over, if you took one day off from this forum you would’ve missed it.

I also heard he’s telling people he didn’t bring any money with him and he claims his EBT doesn’t work despite the Washington State website stating differently.

Now how long is the bus ride back to Spokane? Will he last that long without losing it?
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A bit over a day I'd imagine, maybe close to two. Honestly, bus hobo Lucas might be fun to watch.

I wonder which bus he supposedly has a ticket to leave on?

EDIT: Never mind, it's a train ticket apparently. I don't have IG, they force you to log in to see anything nowadays, and no one's posted the actual video.
 
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Yea okay Lucas, someone bought you a $250 train ticket when you could've flown first class for less from an airport you can take the city bus and metro to get to. (LA buses cost like 50 cents last time I was there)

Also damn if that's true, that's sad as hell that they'd do that to you.
 
“I’m not preying on them I’m giving them an opportunity for self redemption” is probably the creepiest shit he’s said in a while.
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Every major city has at least one program for the homeless that gladly pays for a one way bus ticket back to whatever city they have come from.
I would imagine a quick records search would get him on the next bus leaving Los Angeles, no problem.
 
I doubt Lucas got a train ticket at this hour. Lucas and his big brain got its ego hurt and is now attempting to not look like a massive failure.
 
Next Greyhound leaving Los Angeles headed to Spokane is on Wednesday and at the $250 price point.
Coincidence?
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