Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

In some ways I cant blame Lucas really for this one. Lucas is dumb, hes very predictable and emotional and horrible we all know that. whoever sent him the ticket was just wasting his time but lucas is too dumb and pathetic to resist any free handout. worst of all, now this will be something he can use to complain about even more shit, which is the last thing he needed: more excuses. Ive thought of messing with lucas in the past, but hes such a piece of shit all on his own I dont need to or want to help him fuck things up even more
 
A moment of silence for whoever was unlucky enough to share a flight with this CHUD. I’m honestly blown away that he was able to get through airport security, let alone take two whole flights without chimping out.
The fact that he chose to behave long enough to board a plane shows that he has the ability to control his freak outs when he has something to gain from it.
 
In some ways I cant blame Lucas really for this one. Lucas is dumb, hes very predictable and emotional and horrible we all know that. whoever sent him the ticket was just wasting his time but lucas is too dumb and pathetic to resist any free handout. worst of all, now this will be something he can use to complain about even more shit, which is the last thing he needed: more excuses. Ive thought of messing with lucas in the past, but hes such a piece of shit all on his own I dont need to or want to help him fuck things up even more
It's his rutting animal brain that got him on the plane thinking he was on his way to get pussy and impregnate the girl.

He is honestly much higher functioning than we sometimes give him credit for.
I'd say manipulative. He knows when to "behave". Like when he's eating at a restaurant so he won't get kicked out, "behaving/playing" the Dr. at the mental hospital so he can be let out.

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If someone was able to catfish him to the other side of the country. I wonder how long before he gets tricked into going overseas with a free plane ticket, he has mentioned wanting to go to Denmark before so maybe that'll be the next place The Wern gets shipped to. I hope whichever edgelord managed this waits a good few month before trying this again. Idc about not fucking with Lucas, he has literally no redeeming qualities, and this was hilarious. The only downside is he managed to go back to Spokane within 2 day and didn't suffer for his stupidity and horrible behavior. Kinda hoped someone would chase him off before he left at least. He'll learn absolutely nothing from this incident, which might be the best thing since he'll probably be just as gullible for the next cross-state catfish. Kinda suspect a parent would help a proven pedophile though. Maybe it actually was Myra and Lucas somehow got lucky but didn't want to admit begging his mom for help
 
If someone was able to catfish him to the other side of the country. I wonder how long before he gets tricked into going overseas with a free plane ticket, he has mentioned wanting to go to Denmark before so maybe that'll be the next place The Wern gets shipped to. I hope whichever edgelord managed this waits a good few month before trying this again. Idc about not fucking with Lucas, he has literally no redeeming qualities, and this was hilarious. The only downside is he managed to go back to Spokane within 2 day and didn't suffer for his stupidity and horrible behavior. Kinda hoped someone would chase him off before he left at least. He'll learn absolutely nothing from this incident, which might be the best thing since he'll probably be just as gullible for the next cross-state catfish. Kinda suspect a parent would help a proven pedophile though. Maybe it actually was Myra and Lucas somehow got lucky but didn't want to admit begging his mom for help
It wasnt across the country just a ways south down the west coast. As far as out of the country, it would be a bigger process since I doubt he has a passport
 
Goddamn I can't believe I missed it the first time .. but in that last video, at about 1:18, in the middle of his "why would you mess with the homeless, why why?" he stops to say "Oh I don't smoke crack, thanks though" and then seamlessly goes back into his stupid rant

His ability to switch from agephobia bigotry fecund trumpanzee Lucas to the Lucas who knows how to dine in restaurants and sit on an airplane without a tantrum, the Lucas who knows the things to say and do in order for a medical professional to deem him sane enough to be released from mental hospitals is just such a mindfuckery for me. Maybe he is a lot higher functioning than we give him credit for, but could Lucas actually possess something that could be categorized as a skill? The ability to hide/control THAT much crazy

While I generally agree that his cowardice and stupidity has prevented and prevents him from committing any real crimes, I do think the endgame is to kidnap or assault a young girl. I think the only thing that's prevented him from this particular crime is lack of opportunity. Like he had described in Golden USB. the first thing he would do with a girl who agreed to meet up with him is to grab her and kiss her, and ask questions later

He can keep claiming Gen X but he looks like a boomer and is aggressively comfortable with racism and sexism like a boomer. The kind of boomer sexism when the concept of rape wasn't a thing, when in fact spousal rape was not illegal, and even the most violent assaults could be shifted 100% with victim blaming. He already has all kinds of delusions about 4 year olds consuming porn and hitting on men in their 40s, little girls looking 18 in leggings, and the classic slut shaming paradigm of an incel. It's clear he would not think forcing himself on a young girl is a crime and why I think he's so particularly rabid about GEN Z HOOKING HIM UP WITH A BAE and is actively looking for underaged girls on IG. He doesn't even have the sense to not telegraph he's doing this, continuing to post pics of random girls of very questionable age on his IG

I agree that maybe this was a TCAP attempt. I think he absolutely would've jumped at the chance to meet a 12-16 year old girl, he even would've jumped on a plane and flew across states for this. This would also explain the secretive nature of this entire trip, why he broke his usual braggadocious patterns and had managed to keep quiet on "Mia" this whole time
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If someone was able to catfish him to the other side of the country. I wonder how long before he gets tricked into going overseas with a free plane ticket, he has mentioned wanting to go to Denmark before so maybe that'll be the next place The Wern gets shipped to. I hope whichever edgelord managed this waits a good few month before trying this again. Idc about not fucking with Lucas, he has literally no redeeming qualities, and this was hilarious. The only downside is he managed to go back to Spokane within 2 day and didn't suffer for his stupidity and horrible behavior. Kinda hoped someone would chase him off before he left at least. He'll learn absolutely nothing from this incident, which might be the best thing since he'll probably be just as gullible for the next cross-state catfish. Kinda suspect a parent would help a proven pedophile though. Maybe it actually was Myra and Lucas somehow got lucky but didn't want to admit begging his mom for help
You may be on to something. Being that she is his mother and she's got the cash, and Lucas saying he doesn't ask his parents for money, he'd want to hide that it was his mom who bailed him out.
 
Spokane is freezing, he’s banned from the shelters, he has no friends there, and the people he does know hate him or exploit him. What is there to go back “home” to? Is he uncomfortable learning a new city and bus system? He should go to SF or San Diego and just start over, at least in a city with a couple million he won’t stand out as the pariah he is like in Spokane.
 
Spokane is freezing, he’s banned from the shelters, he has no friends there, and the people he does know hate him or exploit him. What is there to go back “home” to? Is he uncomfortable learning a new city and bus system? He should go to SF or San Diego and just start over, at least in a city with a couple million he won’t stand out as the pariah he is like in Spokane.
I honestly wouldn’t want to be homeless in SF, it’s just cold and windy enough to be annoying like 95% of the time (like wear a jacket in July if you’re going to the city cold) and there’s a lot of homeless people there already who are all competing for very limited resources- but it’s probably still better than Spokane
 
I honestly wouldn’t want to be homeless in SF, it’s just cold and windy enough to be annoying like 95% of the time (like wear a jacket in July if you’re going to the city cold) and there’s a lot of homeless people there already who are all competing for very limited resources- but it’s probably still better than Spokane
Perhaps this catfish did not mean him harm, even intended to save him from freezing in the harsh winter after spending the entire year getting banned from all the shelters..
 
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