Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

I would love to hear what Myrna and King Roy and think of Lucas's rogue trip to Los Angeles to meet a bae? And what they think of him sleeping on the streets for two days in clothes he has been wearing for about a month?

Lucas of course is the heir to King Roy throne and elk kingdom, with many heads of cattle! Pure royalty!

*Edited changed "George" to "Roy"

I've been wondering if his stepdad Larry was able to contact him. If so, did he and Myrna provide Lucas with a motel room for the night so he wouldn't be out in the street in LA.

I have a feeling there's a lot going on behind the scenes in DMs in regards to the catfish, it would seem that a lot of people are pissed off about what the catfish did not only to Lucas but also his ex.

His ex Suzanne? How does she come into the picture? Damn what happened, what did they do to her? Don't leave us hanging.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I personally feel like an ass for leaking Lucas' flight info to begin with. I shouldn't have, and will keep my yap shut and stay off this thread.

Its not your fault someone else fucked it up by pozloading my negholep

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I have a feeling there's a lot going on behind the scenes in DMs in regards to the catfish, it would seem that a lot of people are pissed off about what the catfish did not only to Lucas but also his ex.

Why bother Suzanne? Yeah, people are a-logging and going way too far now. Especially with Lucas who gives us more than enough wacky content himself. I'm just a guy watching this thread and Lucas' IG with no DMs, and I'm good.

 

[Da Dude123]

Why bother Suzanne? Yeah, people are a-logging and going way too far now. Especially with Lucas who gives us more than enough wacky content himself. I'm just a guy watching this thread and Lucas' IG with no DMs, and I'm good.

Bothering Suzanne is out of line behavior. She has suffered enough by having Lucas live with her and dodging thrown glasses of Pepsi. Contacting her is an exceptional thing to do.

 

[ahcoostic]

I was looking forward to him evolving like Sam Losco off Trailer Park Boys. He’s almost there.

 

[Narr Then]

I personally feel like an ass for leaking Lucas' flight info to begin with. I shouldn't have, and will keep my yap shut and stay off this thread.

Well it was watching all this unfold that got me to finally sign up, after lurking since finding the bollock inflation guy thread 2 years ago so I'll thank you for that

Or probably blame you at a later date, see how it goes

 

[Goldaor]

THE Wern just commented that on Klickitat's video!

Anyone else thinking this is not "funny and acceptable anymore" ?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

It's a shame that someone did get him a way back just to go freeze his ass off and stink up the bus station all winter. Lucas is just resourceful enough to get by, he would have figured out how to sniff out some resources or mooch off someone long enough to get comfy in LA.

When it's warm enough outside to walk around is when Lucas seems to make his most interesting content in my opinion, when he's huddled somewhere for warmth he goes silent a lot and tones down his retardation some...usually.

Compared to all of his content it seems like his homeless saga in the warm weather had the most frequent chimp outs and otherwise top notch shenanigans. Fatty needs to be out and about pounding the sidewalk year round getting triggered by all the hot Californians getting swooped up 12 at a time.

 

[Rogowski]

His ex Suzanne? How does she come into the picture? Damn what happ

Why bother Suzanne? Yeah, people are a-logging and going way too far now. Especially with Lucas who gives us more than enough wacky content himself. I'm just a guy watching this thread and Lucas' IG with no DMs, and I'm good.

Sorry if i worded awkwardly, I was referring to the catfish’s ex, not Lucas.

The girl who was featured in the “She was 22 she looked 22 etc” meme is someone who is mentally ill herself and extremely poor so it’s not likely that it’s her catfishing him without financial persuasion or otherwise it’s likely that it’s her ex who happens to live in Spokane

 

[Rogowski]

Sorry for double posting but he just posted on IG begging. For someone to send uber eats to the greyhound in LA because he’s getting on a bus at ten AM and hasn’t eaten anything since arriving in LA. Oh, and he put some cheesy techno track in the background.

 

[Trainwreck]

Lucas' Greyhound is slated to leave at 10:05am and online it says that they are sold out, but you can still buy tickets at the station. I have a feeling that the bus is pretty full and some poor soul trying to get home for the holidays gets stuck next to the stinking pile of shit that the Wern is. That is assuming that he actually makes it to the bus. If Lucas slept outside last night on Skid Row, he's got a 1 mile walk to get to the bus station.

 

[Narr Then]

Lucas' Greyhound is slated to leave at 10:05am and online it says that they are sold out, but you can still buy tickets at the station. I have a feeling that the bus is pretty full and some poor soul trying to get home for the holidays gets stuck next to the stinking pile of shit that the Wern is. That is assuming that he actually makes it to the bus. If Lucas slept outside last night on Skid Row, he's got a 1 mile walk to get to the bus station.

Looks like he's already at the station.
Doing food begs 40 minutes before the bus leaves after not eating for a full day shows his impressive planning skills, yet again

Dunno how to dl vids off IG, but I'm sure some other clever kiwi can sort it.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

Sorry for double posting but he just posted on IG begging. For someone to send uber eats to the greyhound in LA because he’s getting on a bus at ten AM and hasn’t eaten anything since arriving in LA. Oh, and he put some cheesy techno track in the background.

Uhhhg i hope no one feeds him. He'd have EBT money if he didn't spend every dime of it within the first week of it reloading.

He gets more than i do for myself, boyfriend, and daughter and we make ours last all month. I have no sympathy for him when it comes to lack of food.

Sometimes you have to go to sleep for dinner when you don't have money, lukeyboy. If i have to do it why the hell shouldn't you?

Edit to add: also hes fat as hell. Missing a few meals won't kill him. He needs to be begging for WATER

 

[Trainwreck]

I do not believe for one second that he hasn't eaten since he's been in LA. There is Union Rescue Mission, Los Angeles Mission and Midnight Mission all in Skid Row - he easily could have gotten food from any of those places. He's probably just dying for his carb filled bullshit he normally eats and is trying to play on people's feelings which obviously worked since he got a ticket back "home" purchased by a stranger.

 

[Rescuetoast]

A greyhound bus in LA is the last place I’d want to be during covid, tbh.

 

[CallMeDoctorWerm]

I do not believe for one second that he hasn't eaten since he's been in LA. There is Union Rescue Mission, Los Angeles Mission and Midnight Mission all in Skid Row - he easily could have gotten food from any of those places. He's probably just dying for his carb filled bullshit he normally eats and is trying to play on people's feelings which obviously worked since he got a ticket back "home" purchased by a stranger.

Knowing him he did like he used to do in Spokane. Ate at all 3 and is still asking for food because boo-fuckin-hoo lukey want pizza and sushi and steak. Sometimes you gotta eat a 89 cent can of corn out of the can. Its so obvious he never had to want for anything or go to bed truly hungry.

 

[Rogowski]

I got it.

it’s also extremely telling of his lack of responsibility that he waited until less than an hour before leaving to ask for food and if he doesn’t get it he’s going to blame agephobes. Now that someone bailed him out from LA, Lucas has Chris levels of entitlement and I’m expecting to see begging campaigns whenever he’s inconvenienced in any way.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Anyone else thinking this is not "funny and acceptable anymore" ?

Whenever I have that thought, he manages to show us all why it is funny and acceptable to troll him.

 

[ThomasAudley]

He’s right, the events over the past few days are not funny. They’re hilarious!

 

[Smuff Smuffington]

I do not believe for one second that he hasn't eaten since he's been in LA. There is Union Rescue Mission, Los Angeles Mission and Midnight Mission all in Skid Row - he easily could have gotten food from any of those places. He's probably just dying for his carb filled bullshit he normally eats and is trying to play on people's feelings which obviously worked since he got a ticket back "home" purchased by a stranger.

Longtime lurker. Finally made an account. He did eat last night. Some enabler bought him three meat nachos.