Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[LightEmittingDiode]

"Long Telomeres-Lucas"

Is it possible for someone to book the hotel room for him over the phone, or online, and have the reservation associated with their credit card?

Edit: Basically ninja'ed / answered by @mothman96

Maybe they took one look at him and knew he would slam everything in the mini bar while ordering copious amounts of PPV pornos, and wanted actual plastic in case he bailed.
I know that’s not how it works but in my mind it was fitting.

 

[Goldaor]

Someone just told me they called SCC and got in contact with the security guards:
-Multiple reports already on him
-He behaves on the campus that's why they let him but they keep a close eye on him
-The person sent the security guard his Instagram and they also keep a close eye on that now (maybe they'll become new Wernologists?)

"the security guards said it was bizarre that this guys is kind of internet famous and agreed this is how people like school shooters act, so they do take it seriously. He just hasn't actually made a specific threat or done anything on campus."

 

[mothman96]

I don't think Lucas stayed in a hotel last night. He has a long, illustrious history of slicking his hair back with his own grease.

Yes, slicking his hair back is part of his history but he wasn't looking like that when he arrived in LA. Now today he's all "slicked up" and looking more "fresh".
The way he looked:

 

[ThomasAudley]

Someone just told me they called SCC and got in contact with the security guards:
-Multiple reports already on him
-He behaves on the campus that's why they let him but they keep a close eye on him
-The person sent the security guard his Instagram and they also keep a close eye on that now (maybe they'll become new Wernologists?)

"the security guards said it was bizarre that this guys is kind of internet famous and agreed this is how people like school shooters act, so they do take it seriously. He just hasn't actually made a specific threat or done anything on campus."

Getting paid to Wern watch...that's the dream!

 

[mothman96]

Someone just told me they called SCC and got in contact with the security guards:
-Multiple reports already on him
-He behaves on the campus that's why they let him but they keep a close eye on him
-The person sent the security guard his Instagram and they also keep a close eye on that now (maybe they'll become new Wernologists?)

"the security guards said it was bizarre that this guys is kind of internet famous and agreed this is how people like school shooters act, so they do take it seriously. He just hasn't actually made a specific threat or done anything on campus."

What SCC/security needs to do is actively warn all the young women students to keep clear of the flaming psycho Predator.

 

[Narr Then]

Lying sack of shit.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Man, even if this catfish was real and wanted the smelly autistic hobo to live with her. To travel to LA with no money, no credit card, nothing to pay for anything at all, is truly exceptional. Even if the queefy bae was real, you think she would be able to just pay for every need you have now? He probably thought that is exactly what would happen!

Well, it is what's happened in a roundabout way...

I can't believe some women are paying up to enable Fat Lucas. Scratch that, I do believe it and don't want to. Ugh, women and their insane ways of enabling subhuman scum thinking they can "fix" them.

 

[WonderWino]

it’s also extremely telling of his lack of responsibility that he waited until less than an hour before leaving to ask for food and if he doesn’t get it he’s going to blame agephobes. Now that someone bailed him out from LA, Lucas has Chris levels of entitlement and I’m expecting to see begging campaigns whenever he’s inconvenienced in any way.

The thing about that is he can only do it so many times before even the people giving him money have enough of his begging and stop giving shit to him. Its real easy to wear out that kind of thing, especially when he doesn't get it and starts spazzing out attacking people for being republicans and such. Lucas has a habit of biting the hand that feeds

Longtime lurker. Finally made an account. He did eat last night. Some enabler bought him three meat nachos.

The same idiot who bought him the ticket no doubt. Of course lucas would lie about not eating, he lies about everything compulsively. Not only did the idiot buy him food he bought him the junkfood shit that lucas loves. What a moron

How an insane paedo like Lucas gets enablers is beyond me.

I suspect it goes beyond 'idiots trying to fix someone who can't be fixed' and more toward other creeps enabling him because creeps and pedos look after their own kind of thing. Nobody who follows him for any length of time could possibly not know enough about his history and behavior to actually believe his bullshit. It has to be a fellow creeper

3 meat nachos sounds like what tubby would consider a light snack.

Bet he starts gnawing on the bus seats about 2 hours in.

It would be hilarious if he got kicked off the bus for harassing someone for their food repeatedly or for causing a scene and yelling that someone is a bigot agephobic republican for not giving him any and have him kicked out in portland or some shit. Holding in his schizo behavior for a few hours on a plane is one thing, doing it for nearly 2 days on a bus, without food or water is another

Somebody should have just given him a laxative filled cheeseburger before he got on the bus. Lucas getting kicked off the bus for shitting himself for hours would be hilarious and he'd never live it down

Wow

Nothing screams 'morbidly obese compulsive eater' like freaking out and demanding uber eats at a bus stop cause you don't have food for 30 hours. What a pig

ive lost hope that his beetus and other health issues would be any sort of consequence to him. hes so out of it he could be dying of a massive heart attack and he would only think about food and sex

Lucas's reaction to having a massive beetus related heart attack:

Here’s the post he’s referring from SOFALAW, names hidden to obscure identities.

LOL she actually believed him when he said is food was 'stolen?' She must be a fucking moron. Thats wernspeak for 'I ate it and wanted more'

 

[Pump Meat]

Someone just told me they called SCC and got in contact with the security guards:
-Multiple reports already on him
-He behaves on the campus that's why they let him but they keep a close eye on him
-The person sent the security guard his Instagram and they also keep a close eye on that now (maybe they'll become new Wernologists?)

"the security guards said it was bizarre that this guys is kind of internet famous and agreed this is how people like school shooters act, so they do take it seriously. He just hasn't actually made a specific threat or done anything on campus."

When it comes Lucas' behavioral dysfunction and the chances of him doing something to get him banned from campus, you pretty much have to look at it from the "Law of Large Numbers": For every minute Lucas is in any given environment shared with other people, the probability of him creating scene/getting into trouble climbs ever closer to 100%. If you manage someone like Lucas the question isn't "will Lucas cause a problem?" rather it is "when will Lucas cause a problem?".

 

[Wernology]

I think he's a little annoyed.

Possibly hangry.

 

[Rogowski]

Is it possible for someone to book the hotel room for him over the phone, or online, and have the reservation associated with their credit card?

As someone who travels for work a decent amount (sometimes in California) I can confirm that the hotel’s policy is to have a credit card on file, if the reservation was made directly to the hotel they’ll usually allow you to use the same card used for payment for the hold they place for incidentals and room damage, this isn’t the case if they used Expedia or another third party booking service. In that case you would have to give them a debit or credit card at check-in to cover the deposit.

Interestingly, I’ve stayed in LA/Long Beach area enough to where I’ve booked pretty decent rooms and I’ve also booked the $60 a night flop houses after a 15 hour day of work when all I need is to get sleep before traveling home. The shittier the hotel, the stricter they’ll be about deposits, I found a $70 room one time that I had booked online, in Long Beach in a situation where I was flying in to town around midnight and to be at work at 6 so I saved the company some money and got a cheap room (the kind Lucas would definitely frequent) and when I arrived they wanted a $100 cash deposit. After arguing with the guy and proving I wasn’t a homeless degenerate with my business card and company credit card that had matching info he instead took a photocopy of my credit card and apologized, citing homeless and drug addicts as the reason he has strict guidelines about checking in. They also had strict security to ensure nobody had visitors.

 

[Rogowski]

Lmao ok faggot

 

[mothman96]

I suspect it goes beyond 'idiots trying to fix someone who can't be fixed' and more toward other creeps enabling him because creeps and pedos look after their own kind of thing. Nobody who follows him for any length of time could possibly not know enough about his history and behavior to actually believe his bullshit. It has to be a fellow creeper

You've brought up very good pts. There is such a thing as women predators and like you said,anyone who has followed Lucas his behavior brings up red flags left and right. So yea, I can see creeps/pedos looking after their own kind.

 

[Wernology]

As someone who travels for work a decent amount (sometimes in California) I can confirm that the hotel’s policy is to have a credit card on file, if the reservation was made directly to the hotel they’ll usually allow you to use the same card used for payment for the hold they place for incidentals and room damage, this isn’t the case if they used Expedia or another third party booking service. In that case you would have to give them a debit or credit card at check-in to cover the deposit.

Interestingly, I’ve stayed in LA/Long Beach area enough to where I’ve booked pretty decent rooms and I’ve also booked the $60 a night flop houses after a 15 hour day of work when all I need is to get sleep before traveling home. The shittier the hotel, the stricter they’ll be about deposits, I found a $70 room one time that I had booked online, in Long Beach in a situation where I was flying in to town around midnight and to be at work at 6 so I saved the company some money and got a cheap room (the kind Lucas would definitely frequent) and when I arrived they wanted a $100 cash deposit. After arguing with the guy and proving I wasn’t a homeless degenerate with my business card and company credit card that had matching info he instead took a photocopy of my credit card and apologized, citing homeless and drug addicts as the reason he has strict guidelines about checking in. They also had strict security to ensure nobody had visitors.

You know what would be hilarious?

If whoever "tried" to book him a room knew they'd require a card present, didn't tell him, let him get all the way to yet another hotel, then feigned surprise when it didn't work.

I doubt he'd fall for another Ritz scenario, but he'd definitely be dumb enough to fall for it with a cheaper hotel.

It's almost tempting to try that out when he's back in Spokane, though it'd be easier just to fake a screenshot of an alleged reservation.

 

[denysdemontfort]

I just really don't understand why Lucas is so stuck on Spokane when he could move back to Western Washington and have a better time as far as his professed political leanings and dependence on the welfare system. Seattle is full of bleeding heart liberals who give to the homeless and small/neighborhoody enough not to be particularly dangerous but large enough to blend into the background. What is it about Spokane that he's so obsessed with?

He did choose a good time for part 2 of the Wern in Academia saga. My tuition was completely covered by state and school grants and I imagine it's probably around the same at SCC and most community/trade colleges throughout the state.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Wern is really like an 11 year old in his ability to take care of himself. He really should be put away.

Part of the reason Lucas is a pedophile.
Twelve year old girls are too mature for him, both mentally and emotionally.

 

[mothman96]

He did choose a good time for part 2 of the Wern in Academia saga. My tuition was completely covered by state and school grants and I imagine it's probably around the same at SCC and most community/trade colleges throughout the state.

Not only is his tuition fully covered by financial aid, he gets to pocket the left over financial aid. His 1st year at SCC (2018-2019), he got to pocket approx. $1900 each quarter. In one of his latest videos he said for the Winter quarter 2021, taking 2 classes, he was going to get about a $1000 left over financial disbursement to pocket.

 

[WonderWino]

I just really don't understand why Lucas is so stuck on Spokane when he could move back to Western Washington and have a better time as far as his professed political leanings and dependence on the welfare system. Seattle is full of bleeding heart liberals who give to the homeless and small/neighborhoody enough not to be particularly dangerous but large enough to blend into the background. What is it about Spokane that he's so obsessed with?

He did choose a good time for part 2 of the Wern in Academia saga. My tuition was completely covered by state and school grants and I imagine it's probably around the same at SCC and most community/trade colleges throughout the state.

He is too lazy/incompetent to start over in a new city himself, let alone one he doesn't know well. Plus all his favorite restaurants and the hobo shelters he knows are nearby and he likes stalking SCC

As has already been pointed out a few times, lucas rarely ventures out of the area he originally arrived to the city in. Hence the reason he's always near the bus station. Lucas doesn't like big cities and doesn't leave his comfort zone without a very good reason - usually one involving little girls and/or desperation

That and even he knows he'd be even more infamous eventually if he went to spokane. I can just see him getting banned from starbucks in seattle, the home of starbucks

The next catfishing attempt should be to canada. Yes I know he can't enter the country (the DV and restraining order violations guarantee he's not getting through the border under any circumstances) but thats the best part. a chimpout at the border after spending his tardbux on a passport only to get denied at the border would be hilarious. Could brag about how great it is living on hastings and how great the hobo services are there....and the fact its within walking distance of playland, so all the little girls spend much of their summer weekends there. I can just see lucas having fantasies of wandering around all the rides like a walking stereotype of a creepy old man staring at all the women in the lineups while stuffing his face with shit quality sushi and cotton candy like a 5 year old

 

[Trainwreck]

I just really don't understand why Lucas is so stuck on Spokane when he could move back to Western Washington and have a better time as far as his professed political leanings and dependence on the welfare system. Seattle is full of bleeding heart liberals who give to the homeless and small/neighborhoody enough not to be particularly dangerous but large enough to blend into the background. What is it about Spokane that he's so obsessed with?

He did choose a good time for part 2 of the Wern in Academia saga. My tuition was completely covered by state and school grants and I imagine it's probably around the same at SCC and most community/trade colleges throughout the state.

I personally think he's scared to go to Seattle. He couldn't hack in in Olympia which has less than 60,000 people and Spokane is a big city for him, but our downtown area where he knows and feels extremely comfortable in is relatively small.

 

[denysdemontfort]

I personally think he's scared to go to Seattle. He couldn't hack in in Olympia which has less than 60,000 people and Spokane is a big city for him, but our downtown area where he knows and feels extremely comfortable in is relatively small.

That's a good point, I guess. I wonder if he's even been to Seattle, or at least in recent times.


In other news, Lucas posted a 2 minute silent video of flat-ass Central Valley views. Boring as hell. But it looks like maybe he got some new shorts.