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Fingers crossed that these enablers fuck off and we'll get a quality Christmas chimp out video, that's what I want for Christmas 
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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I expected this would happen as the precedent has been set to give Lucas free shit for your own immediate laughs for months now. Once a lolcow knows they can successfully beg, you'll just get more of this entitlement. We've seen it with DSP, Chris Chan, countless others... and once they get enough regular paypigs desperate for any human attention, forget it, there's no turning back.
The lolcow will always be the funniest when they have no money and need to squirm in their own created filth. But fuckers never understand this and justify "Oh, I only gave him $20 for food this one time, it's nothing". No, wrong, stop. I fully expect Lucas will always have this small group of enablers to cover his fat ass now.
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He didnāt start talking about getting help from his parents until Klickitat posted a conversation he had with Lucasā stepdad. His parents are NOT helping him. Heās giving a rebuttal because he reads the farms much more often than heād like us to believe.
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Comments: He'll do the interview for food if he gets payed for motel first.
ETA: Noticed The Freak didn't answer the question if he'd gotten a free room for tonight. He just went on what it would cost for an "interview".
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Our days are numbered. We are being tracked down.
ETA: Noticed The Freak didn't answer the question if he'd gotten a free room for tonight. He just went on what it would cost for an "interview".
ETA2:
Our days are numbered. We are being tracked down.
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Today at 8:30PM ET Lucas will be interviewed Live by "The Geek Room"!
youtube.com/c/TheGeekRoom
youtube.com/c/TheGeekRoom
They payed for his room?
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Let me know when they actually dox us instead of posting shit on Insta. Then we'll talk.Our days are numbered. We are being tracked down.
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He doesn't even know who I am, yet I'm somehow going to go to jail, which...okay dude, it'll be fun to see how you pull that off.
Remember, the Freak wants someone else to do all the work --investigate you, contact police, etc. etc. etc.
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Lucas don't pussy out again this time. I'm kinda expecting them to just enable him the interview and barely cover anything we've not heard before. But I guess more exposure for this pedophile is always good
Are they the same ones that had an interview set up and the Freak backed out?
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He'll likely use the interview as a platform to play "victim" and needs people to pay for his room and food to "survive". He's already getting another free night at the motel for it.
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This is the kind of enabling I can get behind. Make Lucas sing for his supper.
He's more fun screeching out in the cold, and "interviews" just serve to feed his ego.
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Lucas is self-milking, he doesnāt need to be enabled. He makes great content, for free, when he is hungry, freezing and facing the cold indifference of the world while screaming into the void.
That said, it might be entertaining to make him record himself doing a push-up for food, or running a mile.
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They will get run off by Lucas for not sending him a zoomer bae to rape before they manage to dox anyone's identity here.
Within the week he will be back to the "if you aren't helping me get laid then you aren't my friend!" routine.
LeeLoo
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Is it?! By fuck it looks like Billy Bob
I've known that I need new spex for a while, but fuckin 'ell, my phone is about 4 inches from my nose. That's reyt bad. Blind bastard
The autist
Like many of my fellow KFers, Iāve been studying Wernology for many years. As a WA State resident, FuckFace slithered into my radar after the ill fated Starbucks encounter.
As I began following his antics, I must admit, the mother in me did feel some level of sympathy for him in some way at some point. But, as I began following him on Twitter in 2018, I realized what a selfish, disgusting, narcissistic, predatory, lying, entitled, insufferable horror of a human being he is.
As more evidence came out of his stalking, and grooming of who he thought were minor girls, I knew he was absolutely irredeemable as a human. He has not a single positive attribute, physically, mentally or emotionally. He cannot be fixed.
I think the morons who go so far as to buy him food and shelter have not yet had this Pucas epiphany...Pucpiphany. My hope is one day soon they will realize he is NOT the least bit thankful nor will he ever show gratitude. It only serves to make him more of an insufferable, entitled horror.
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Iām gonna come straight out and say that I donāt really care for the precedent the podcast set in Lucasā brain. He has some weird delusions about being a celebrity now and the ebegging and subsequently getting the money fairy to take care of everything he wants is straight up infuriating. Stop fucking handing him shit, stop doing podcasts and āinterviewsā, stop feeding him take out, just knock it off. Thereās nothing heās gonna say in an interview that he wouldnāt say in a YouTube video for free.
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He'll do that and talk about how he is plenty good and ready to be a dad. If not for all the agephobia and cock blocks and bigots getting in his way!
holeinthedark
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Hello everyone I am a long-time lurker on this particular thread, however I've been following Lucas since before the Starbucks incident. I've been following the YouTube channel from Klickitat and I'm the girl that he called ugly. I thought that was so hilarious!
Anyways I think it's funny that he reads this all the time. I hope he's seething every time he gets outed for his pedophilia and disgusting Behavior. Lucas, I hope you're reading this:
You are ugly as you are disgusting creep you pathetic dumb pedtato. Your desires will never be in the cards for you.
Anyways I think it's funny that he reads this all the time. I hope he's seething every time he gets outed for his pedophilia and disgusting Behavior. Lucas, I hope you're reading this:
You are ugly as you are disgusting creep you pathetic dumb pedtato. Your desires will never be in the cards for you.
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The only thing Lucas could do is answer some questions that he's previously refused to answer, which I doubt he'll do. We'll probably only get MOVE ON! MOVE ON! again, but that's only funny for so long. We've also seen Lucas will lie about anything to get more free shit, so it's pointless.