Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The absolute state of that mask.
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Is he politisperging again
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Aye, democrats and gen z are now Conservatives or something, I dunno 🤷‍♀️
Nobleman said:
Just an FYI, it is common knowledge among us in social services that hobos pawn off thier bus passes and yearly pre-paid Obama phones down at the plaza.


Lucas probably has done this.
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Wouldn't that be more the junkie types doing that? I can see him losing it rather than selling it...didn't he say that he needed a new debit card? What happened to that, does anyone know?
 
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Fecunt said:
Probably got stolen like his phone (that he “lost”) when he was sleeping rough back in September
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Aye, democrats and gen z are now Conservatives or something, I dunno 🤷‍♀️

Wouldn't that be more the junkie types doing that? I can see him losing it rather than selling it...didn't he say that he needed a new debit card? What happened to that, does anyone know?
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Might have something to do with his past financial aid disbursements. The college direct deposited his left over financial aid to an account set up for that purpose and and a debit card issued for Lucas to use as long as he had money in the acct. Since that money is long gone, the card lost too.

ETA: Looking at his latest videos -Lucas who was going to die if he didn't get a Uber,- is sure taking it slow out in the street. He doesn't even have his hoodie on.

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Lucas--chimping out, spitting with rage in the street.

 
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mothman96 said:
Might have something to do with his past financial aid disbursements. The college direct deposited his left over financial aid to an account set up for that purpose and and a debit card issued for Lucas to use as long as he had money in the acct. Since that money is long gone, the card lost too.

ETA: Looking at his latest videos -Lucas who was going to die if he didn't get a Uber,- is sure taking it slow out in the street. He doesn't even have his hoodie on.

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Lucas--chimping out in the street.

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He’s big mad at you @klickitat !
 
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Father Dharmendra Rada said:
I haven't posted in this thread in like 4 years as I've been content to read the conversation and watch from afar but fuck man, this shit is beyond irritating to watch.

The idea of of rewarding Lucas when he moos the way he usually does was a gigantic mistake. You know what positive reinforcement is? Like when you give a dog a treat for lying down or some shit? This is that, except you reward an insane hobo every time he screeches about his inability to fuck children. Lucas has now learned that not only do his actions have no consequences whatsoever, they're beneficial as well. He's learned that he can moo and moo about about his deranged pedophilic fantasies and delusions and people will send him food in order to hear more. He's learned that he can, entirely on his own volition, pack up his meager possessions and strand himself hundreds of miles away from home with no backup plan under the pretense that he could fuck a child, and all this results in is him sleeping and eating in better conditions than he has in months. If you give a dog a treat everytime it acts like a fucking schizo hobo, it's gonna continue to act like a fucking schizo hobo. Lucas has the intelligence of an 8 year old at best, and this is exactly how you'd train an 8 year old child to behave a certain way; it's gonna take him a while to give up on this behavior after all he's managed to get out of it.

I'm not sure who started this whole trend of actually giving in to his demands but whoever it is, you're a fucking idiot. It's already been stated multiple times that Lucas requires NOTHING to produce content and he's proven it himself: he's no stranger to e-begging, claimed he was gonna paywall his content with a patreon, he tried to sell his shitty board games. Fuck, when I first found Lucas like 6 years ago he was still trying to peddle that COEXIST bumper sticker ripoff t-shirt that was his "million dollar idea". Every single one of the endeavors fell flat because no one gave him any fucking money for that garbage, and what'd he do in response? He kept producing the exact same content that we come here for. He does NOT need an incentive to chimp out and be a fucking idiot. The podcasts have produced absolutely nothing of value; his own rants on Instagram and YouTube are far funnier than any of the shitty "interviews".

So now Lucas's ego has expanded to unprecedented proportions, it's probably nearing the size of his gigantic fucking head. Lucas thinks his time and his incoherent ramblings are literally worth actual money at this point, and the podcast folks are to blame. The latest catfish saga was fucking hilarious, but we're left with Lucas reaching levels of entitlement we've never seen before. This would be fucking hilarious too were people not providing him with a paid vacation as a reward for being the reprehensible sack of literal shit that he is. So TLDR, even though it's been said before, stop fucking feeding tubby. Stop doing paid interviews with tubby. This is unproductive, produces nothing of value and is above all unnecessary; Lucas will never stop producing content until he dies, incentives or no incentives. Oh yeah, and fuck the podcast crowd for creating this mess.

Sorry for the text wall, and I just want to note for clarity that while I quoted @klickitat for this post, none of this is directed at him or Jeremiah. They interact with this cow in a way that's actually productive: pretty hands off, but involved enough to facilitate the production of funnier content and make Lucas go apeshit. Keep up the good work everyone.
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Could not possibly have said it any better myself. I could cheerfully send you a free truckload of pizzas and a plane ticket to the Bahamas for this rant. Full. Metal. Jacket.

I've refrained from starting any pointless flamewars with Goldaor over this shit, but it's tempting at times.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
I wish we all were.
(with a small c obviously, I'm fed up with Boris as much as anyone else)
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Lol neveeeeer. Altho I'm a few decades removed from gen z tbf. Not sure even my offspring qualify...I thank all the gods everyday that my girls are out of his age range and half a world away.

Can you even imagine your daughter bringing this home?! I'd rather they trooned out.
 
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