Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Damn, wanted to go look this up but search isn't working.

Probably for the best, I've got 5 different pages open at the moment, just for Lucas 🤦‍♀️😁
Welcome to the lore , it is deep and rich.

That motherfucking seeping boil is going to go dark because he thinks he should be paid for his content? How long is this mess going to last?
 
What I find funny about that whole stunt, is that when he brings it up now saying "I haven't showered in two weeks because Pioneer kicked me out for trying to get rid of heroin junkies" as if he really thinks it was 2 weeks ago? He got kicked out of that place last February if I am remembering correctly.
Lucas seems to think people don't have access to the internet or the memories in their own brain apparently as we can see from his multiple online lies over the years. He has been in the streets recently of course--as we all know--because he went off on a nursing student at HOC who refused to give him her number, and called her "classist slut", "agephobic whore", etc. And then proceeded to do so to the female front desk staff.
 
Lucas seems to think people don't have access to the internet or the memories in their own brain apparently as we can see from his multiple online lies over the years. He has been in the streets recently of course--as we all know--because he went off on a nursing student at HOC who refused to give him her number, and called her "classist slut", "agephobic whore", etc. And then proceeded to do so to the female front desk staff.
Does the staff at HOC get to have a say in whether he's allowed back?
 
He's over at the Cannon Street warming shelter.
How did you find out.

That blackmail stunt he did ought to ban him from government housing in that city for life. That's straight up malicious criminal behavior.
His malicious criminal behavior goes way back before wanting to blackmail the residents at Pioneer Pathway. He did try to get nudes from an out of state 16 yr old girl. Even though she didn't turn him in, He committed the criminal act. There may be more criminal acts that haven't come to the surface.
 
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His malicious criminal behavior goes way back before wanting to blackmail the residents at Pioneer Pathway. He did try to get nudes from an out of state 16 yr old girl. Even though she didn't turn him in, He committed the criminal act. There may be more criminal acts that haven't come to the surface.

He's damn lucky nobody bothered to try and charge him with anything, or that the druggies didn't just beat the ever-loving shit out of him.
 
Welcome to the lore , it is deep and rich.
Why, thank you kindly, young sir.

This site is rabbit hole central...the last time I cleared my tabs there were easily over 50 open...I thought I'd gotten rid of them all, then more just kept appearing. I can't even just blame covid either tbh 🙈

I really am shocked that he's not had the shit kicked out of him more often. I've seen plenty of people get served for much less.

Spokane must be the most tolerant place I've ever come across, probably why he was so eager to get back there. Another few days in LA and he'd have gotten kicked up and down the strip.
 
At this point, I highly doubt he’ll get another shot at housing in Spokane after the way things turned out in the fart box. I don’t think fatty knows it yet, but that was his last chance. He’s spent the better part of his adult life in and out of institutions and sleeping rough blowing opportunity after opportunity to get his life on track and his shit together. It’s just not in the cards. I just don’t think he’s going to get another opportunity in Spokane. He’ll be homeless or in jail or institutionalized or any combination thereof for the rest of his life. His best bet is to go begging to his mom. I don’t have the same cynical view about her as other farmers. I think she would help him.
Agreed. Lucas was already at the bottom of the list with the tiny transitional apartments he was in. He'll probably have to move, again, to find a similar place in Washington and even then I don't know what carries over with his name. Agreed on the best bet for Lucas now is swallowing his pride and putting up with Myrna's passive-aggressive shit telling him "It's not in the cards".
 
Did anyone else notice Goldie has removed himself from the wernsphere? Dude was always fucking with Lucas in the background, wouldn't be surprised if he was responsible for LA catfishing.

Eta: Fuck you Goldie I always thought you had great cow potential yourself.
His Facebook and YouTube are deactivated/privated respectively as of this morning, wonder what he got so scared for.
 
Why, thank you kindly, young sir.

This site is rabbit hole central...the last time I cleared my tabs there were easily over 50 open...I thought I'd gotten rid of them all, then more just kept appearing. I can't even just blame covid either tbh 🙈

I really am shocked that he's not had the shit kicked out of him more often. I've seen plenty of people get served for much less.

Spokane must be the most tolerant place I've ever come across, probably why he was so eager to get back there. Another few days in LA and he'd have gotten kicked up and down the strip.
Yeah, it's pinko central. I know I'm not the only one who was hoping he'd get catfished to Flurriduh or Texas, the chances of him getting the kicking he deserves would be much higher there.
 
His Facebook and YouTube are deactivated/privated respectively as of this morning, wonder what he got so scared for.
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What I find funny about that whole stunt, is that when he brings it up now saying "I haven't showered in two weeks because Pioneer kicked me out for trying to get rid of heroin junkies" as if he really thinks it was 2 weeks ago? He got kicked out of that place last February if I am remembering correctly.
To say nothing of the fact that, realistically, we only have Lucas's word that anyone was selling heroin out of these apartments at all, and seeing that he apparently hallucinates men picking up 12 girls, sexual blushing, faucets talking to him when they drip, women outside screaming that they want his babies, I think it's highly likely that no one in the building was selling drugs.

Lucas got kicked out because he threatened all of his neighbors, and left notes on their doors, possibly more than once, knowing how permissive this sort of place is likely to be.

Everyone speaks about his getting kicked out of the apartment as if threatening heroin dealers was the focus of the issue, but I don't think there WAS anyone selling heroin.

I think Lucas was just trying to get women from any of his neighbors.

It's pretty clear that Lucas doesn't understand the differences between various sorts of hard drugs at all, he just uses them as insults.

When he doesn't like someone, he says they do meth or heroin... just like he says they are Republican, or a bigot, or petit bourgeoisie, or an oligarch, etc etc etc.

It's just another word, that translated from Lucas to English, really means "You have something I want and you won't give it to me, so I'm going to say you're bad for having it".
 
His Facebook and YouTube are deactivated/privated respectively as of this morning, wonder what he got so scared for.

I don't know about the facebook stuff but his youtube account is still the same as it was yesterday as far as I can tell

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
faucets talking to him when they drip

I can see how that went


and lucas is not happy today and doesn't like people calling him the bigot that he is


'The DNA is going to be stronger from her juicier eggs' - lucas werner

and now he claims he didn't eat all the food that was given with him cause he 'couldn't take it with him'
 
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I don't know about the facebook stuff but his youtube account is still the same as it was yesterday as far as I can tell



I can see how that went


and lucas is not happy today and doesn't like people calling him the bigot that he is


'The DNA is going to be stronger from her juicier eggs' - lucas werner
Has it always been this way?
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To say nothing of the fact that, realistically, we only have Lucas's word that anyone was selling heroin out of these apartments at all, and seeing that he apparently hallucinates men picking up 12 girls, sexual blushing, faucets talking to him when they drip, women outside screaming that they want his babies, I think it's highly likely that no one in the building was selling drugs.

Lucas got kicked out because he threatened all of his neighbors, and left notes on their doors, possibly more than once, knowing how permissive this sort of place is likely to be.

Everyone speaks about his getting kicked out of the apartment as if threatening heroin dealers was the focus of the issue, but I don't think there WAS anyone selling heroin.

I think Lucas was just trying to get women from any of his neighbors.

It's pretty clear that Lucas doesn't understand the differences between various sorts of hard drugs at all, he just uses them as insults.

When he doesn't like someone, he says they do meth or heroin... just like he says they are Republican, or a bigot, or petit bourgeoisie, or an oligarch, etc etc etc.

It's just another word, that translated from Lucas to English, really means "You have something I want and you won't give it to me, so I'm going to say you're bad for having it".
I don't doubt in a apartment full of ragmen and excons and other societal rejects and speds that there were drug dealers there. But I am sure it was nothing like Lucas stated.
 
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