Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

So fattie bought a cheap ass watch, sammich, extension cord and some ear buds... Anyone got an idea of what the extension cord is for?
Looks more like 25$ big flex

I remember when Lucas had invested in some cheap analog watches when he was released from the nut house about two years ago. I imagine those are lost or stolen now. I guess the extension cord or power strip is to give him more mobility for finding random outlets in public places to charge his phone. The earbuds keep the voices in the wind at bay.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

I believe that pic is where all the talk about Lucas's MRSA infected penis comes from.

Of his many misfortunes, that's one of the best.

And remember, he voluntarily sent that to someone he was trying to fuck.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

That video led into this.

This is Lucas at his most detestable, IMO.

He's such a jealous little cunt that if you need help, and he thinks you have a better life than him, he's going to leave you to die.

This is one of the reasons I believe that he’s dangerous. He’s literally railing about how he hopes 13 year olds with girlfriends die.
If you put him in a position where he didn’t think there would be consequences to his actions, I think there would be a very unpleasant outcome.

 

[WonderWino]

I remember when Lucas had invested in some cheap analog watches when he was released from the nut house about two years ago. I imagine those are lost or stolen now. I guess the extension cord or power strip is to give him more mobility for finding random outlets in public places to charge his phone. The earbuds keep the voices in the wind at bay.

You left out the third option: lost, stolen or traded for dollar store burritos

 

[Fecunt]

His payee’s name is Diane, should anyone feel compelled to drop her a line.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Since lucas likes to talk about how he hears voices coming from his sink, when can we start expecting him to begin predicting plane crashes and claiming to see a mothman harassing him and calling him a creep?

The Mothman Prophecies (film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Now, isn't that interesting

In 2020, a mentally disturbed homeless man heard voices on the wind. These voices warned him that 150 million young adults would die from Coronavirus unless he was gifted a young bride.

This is the story of The Werner Prophecies.

 

[K7u9r4t3]

How long do we give it before Isaac and the troon squad show back up to cash in on Lucas' tardbux

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

How long do we give it before Isaac and the troon squad show back up to cash in on Lucas' tardbux

Lucas got his SSI today, so should be any day now after Lucas gets money from his payee.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

"How many different humans did you sleep with during the coronavirus?"
I told you he'd be back around to that soon enough.

Please climb on a pedestal and preach like you obstained from sex this year out of willpower and concern about the pandemic and we don't all know the truth. Here's a question to ask yourself fatty, how many times have you stuck that rancid unwashed finger on your lips this year?

 

[WonderWino]

"How many different humans did you sleep with during the coronavirus?"
I told you he'd be back around to that soon enough.

Please climb on a pedestal and preach like you obstained from sex this year out of willpower and concern about the pandemic and we don't all know the truth. Here's a question to ask yourself fatty, how many times have you stuck that rancid unwashed finger on your lips this year?

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Its weird how he specifically asks how many humans we slept with. as opposed to what? I mean does he expect someone to say 'I don't know about you but my corona schedule has been very busy, 6 zoomer baes, 4 dogs, 2 horses and one very bigoted goat that called me a cheeky fellow'

He really is acting like an alien trying to study human interactions instead of engaging in them like a normal person

 

[IceQueen]

He posted a video like an hour ago literally asking for $100 to eat a spicy peanut with the shell. 1) that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard and why on earth would anyone pay to see it, and 2) he is so desperate and pathetic holy shit...

 

[OnMeDick]

He posted a video like an hour ago literally asking for $100 to eat a spicy peanut with the shell. 1) that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard and why on earth would anyone pay to see it, and 2) he is so desperate and pathetic holy shit...

Lucas has realized what Madison Avenue long ago realized, that although he may be exceptional, there are even more exceptional people out there, and some of them, inexplicably, have money, and, more explicably, will gladly give it to you for utter crap

 

[WonderWino]

He posted a video like an hour ago literally asking for $100 to eat a spicy peanut with the shell. 1) that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard and why on earth would anyone pay to see it, and 2) he is so desperate and pathetic holy shit...

....and will also 'entertain ticklish offers' whatever the fuck THAT means

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

....and will also 'entertain ticklish offers' whatever the fuck THAT means

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Wow I wasn't going to pay a crazy hobo $100 to eat a spicy peanut; but just look at all the text colors and fonts! I guess that's $100 out of my savings account!

 

[Wernology]

He posted a video like an hour ago literally asking for $100 to eat a spicy peanut with the shell. 1) that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard and why on earth would anyone pay to see it, and 2) he is so desperate and pathetic holy shit...

....and will also 'entertain ticklish offers' whatever the fuck THAT means

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If anyone else posted that abortion of an image ad, I'd just feel embarrassed for them.

With Lucas, it's just sort of entertaining to see him go from arrogant about his "I get paid in sandwiches!" bullshit to straight up begging because the novelty is already wearing off, the paid content he's done has been bland, and literally the only people who bought him anything just wanted to watch him humiliate himself for peanuts.

Pun intended in this case.

Lucas knows you're supposed to deep fry peanut shells before eating them, right? I mean it's not going to really harm anything if he doesn't but it's going to be kind of unpleasant.

Last but not least, those aren't even remotely hot you fucking weak bitch. Peppers that fall into the "hatch chile" group top out at 70,000 SHU.

Bitch, eat a reaper, or even a ghost pepper, then it might be worth watching because we'd know you'd be in some pretty wicked GI distress within a few hours because most people who aren't already used to hot peppers usually are.

Not worth paying for, just worth knowing you'd be suffering for hours.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

If anyone else posted that abortion of an image ad, I'd just feel embarrassed for them.

With Lucas, it's just sort of entertaining to see him go from arrogant about his "I get paid in sandwiches!" bullshit to straight up begging because the novelty is already wearing off, the paid content he's done has been bland, and literally the only people who bought him anything just wanted to watch him humiliate himself for peanuts.

Pun intended in this case.

Lucas knows you're supposed to deep fry peanut shells before eating them, right? I mean it's not going to really harm anything if he doesn't but it's going to be kind of unpleasant.

Last but not least, those aren't even remotely hot you fucking weak bitch. Peppers that fall into the "hatch chile" group top out at 70,000 SHU.

Bitch, eat a reaper, or even a ghost pepper, then it might be worth watching because we'd know you'd be in some pretty wicked GI distress within a few hours because most people who aren't already used to hot peppers usually are.

Not worth paying for, just worth knowing you'd be suffering for hours.

If he bought the peanuts, which it looks like he did, he's going to be unable to NOT eat them, regardless of whether anyone pays him or not.

Remember, Lucas will eat any edible or semi edible object that you place in front of him. And ask for seconds. And, more often than not, thirds.

So if no one pays him, I guarantee you he will still make a video burning his mouth with these nuts.

 

[mothman96]

Why pay the Freak, here is a Free video where he's eating Ghost pepper peanuts:
Starts at approx at the 11:13 mark.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas needs to make it worth our while.

If he started going up to the biggest, most ripped guys he sees on the sidewalk, and calling them Trumpanzee bigot feggits....that might be content worth some money.

 

[WonderWino]

Why pay the Freak, here is a Free video where he's eating Ghost pepper peanuts:
Starts at approx at the 11:13 mark.

Also worth watching is 3:08 of that video, where he talks about how he says he checks out the legs of 'chicks at the mall' that he flat out admits are underage....only to immediately do a 180 and say

'Great legs is usually an indicator of them being of age because they wouldn't be flashing them if they were underage'

Yeah lucas, cause middle and high school girls never, ever wear skirts or wear things that show off their legs. Ever. Are you going to use this logic on the cops when you get arrested doing stuff like this?

Totally not a pedo at all

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas needs to make it worth our while.

If he started going up to the biggest, most ripped guys he sees on the sidewalk, and calling them Trumpanzee bigot feggits....that might be content worth some money.

Good idea. Lucas could try some Dan Cilley-like day approaches of zoomer baes in public. Show us how great your game is, Lucas. You only have to say "Hi, I'm..."