Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I love how Lucas is like "I got catfished to Los Angeles" blah, blah. No one made his fat sorry ass get on the plane, that was all done by his desire to stick his mini dick inside a teenager. No reasonable person would board a plane on a one way ticket to go meet a fucking stranger, and IF they did, they would have ample money to get back to where they came from along with money for food and shelter and even sightseeing.

His arrogance that he has after this latest catfish episode is mind boggling. Give me a min of $30-50 in grub hub etc meals, or a night at motel 6 for "voice work"?! What the actual fuck? I honestly blame his mother for giving him such an unrealistic view of how the world works. She raised an entitled, fat, self centered piece of shit for a son. Myrna can feel good about herself that she housed that fat fuck for 2 nights at the motel, but she ignores the problem that is lucas himself. He should be committed, and she should be the driving force behind that, but instead she placates him into thinking his behavior is ok. I don't really recall seeing anything that Lucas's bio dad Roy has ever said about lucas and his bizarre behavior.
 
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Trainwreck said:
I love how Lucas is like "I got catfished to Los Angeles" blah, blah. No one made his fat sorry ass get on the plane, that was all done by his desire to stick his mini dick inside a teenager. No reasonable person would board a plane on a one way ticket to go meet a fucking stranger, and IF they did, they would have ample money to get back to where they came from along with money for food and shelter and even sightseeing.

His arrogance that he has after this latest catfish episode is mind boggling. Give me a min of $30-50 in grub hub etc meals, or a night at motel 6 for "voice work"?! What the actual fuck? I honestly blame his mother for giving him such an unrealistic view of how the world works. She raised an entitled, fat, self centered piece of shit for a son. Myrna can feel good about herself that she housed that fat fuck for 2 nights at the motel, but she ignores the problem that is lucas himself. He should be committed, and she should be the driving force behind that, but instead she placates him into thinking his behavior is ok. I don't really recall seeing anything that Lucas's bio dad Roy has ever said about lucas and his bizarre behavior.
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I'm enjoying how quickly he's having "sales" and dropping his prices after literally the 3 people who decided to fuck with him and also ended up showing everyone just how lackluster and dull his insult comedy and callouts actually were dried up and he suddenly wasn't rolling in the "I MADE $150 TODAY AND ALSO GOT FOOD!" high life anymore.
 
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klickitat said:
I'm enjoying how quickly he's having "sales" and dropping his prices after literally the 3 people who decided to fuck with him and also ended up showing everyone just how lackluster and dull his insult comedy and callouts actually were dried up and he suddenly wasn't rolling in the "I MADE $150 TODAY AND ALSO GOT FOOD!" high life anymore.
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He said he doesn’t want to do his regular content anymore, he just wants to do call outs and promotions. He won’t do any of his regular content because he needs to “evolve” and move on to better things.

I predict a week, if that,
 
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Iseecovidpeople said:
He said he doesn’t want to do his regular content anymore, he just wants to do call outs and promotions. He won’t do any of his regular content because he needs to “evolve” and move on to better things.

I predict a week, if that,
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If it were anyone else, I'd probably go with, "Well, good for him!"

But, it's Lucas, if he lasts a full business week before falling back into screaming about sluts who won't fuck him and telomeres, I'll be genuinely surprised.
 
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Trainwreck said:
I love how Lucas is like "I got catfished to Los Angeles" blah, blah. No one made his fat sorry ass get on the plane, that was all done by his desire to stick his mini dick inside a teenager. No reasonable person would board a plane on a one way ticket to go meet a fucking stranger, and IF they did, they would have ample money to get back to where they came from along with money for food and shelter and even sightseeing.

His arrogance that he has after this latest catfish episode is mind boggling. Give me a min of $30-50 in grub hub etc meals, or a night at motel 6 for "voice work"?! What the actual fuck? I honestly blame his mother for giving him such an unrealistic view of how the world works. She raised an entitled, fat, self centered piece of shit for a son. Myrna can feel good about herself that she housed that fat fuck for 2 nights at the motel, but she ignores the problem that is lucas himself. He should be committed, and she should be the driving force behind that, but instead she placates him into thinking his behavior is ok. I don't really recall seeing anything that Lucas's bio dad Roy has ever said about lucas and his bizarre behavior.
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I'm a bit behind, but, where on earth did Werner get the cash for a plane ticket ? I'd seen the "$70 for my videos on how the world would be better off without money and such" poster, but did he actually rake in that much from that sort of thing?
 
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Dick_Main(ST) said:
I'm a bit behind, but, where on earth did Werner get the cash for a plane ticket ? I'd seen the "$70 for my videos on how the world would be better off without money and such" poster, but did he actually rake in that much from that sort of thing?
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The catfish bought the ticket for him.
 
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Iseecovidpeople said:
He said he doesn’t want to do his regular content anymore, he just wants to do call outs and promotions. He won’t do any of his regular content because he needs to “evolve” and move on to better things.

I predict a week, if that,
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Cool, so can all of you agree to never give Lucas money again? All that will do is ruin the lolcow, from the lolcow's mouth. Stop, please. Including "podcasts" or any work with Lucas. He provides enough on his own.
 
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Iseecovidpeople said:
I’m going to clear this up because I think it’s been long enough, and I asked if it was ok to speak out. I don’t know if Goldaor sent Lucas to L.A, but he didn’t bring him back. I know who did and she’s a real person. Oh, and she doesn’t have kids 😂 Lucas made a lot of assumptions and for the sake of anonymity she didn’t correct him.
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Relieved to know the pedo enabler doesn't have children.
 
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Anyone who tries to mastermind a lolcow is a colossal faggot. Goldy's silence is damning.

Absolutely mind boggling how this happens again and again. Lolcows are at their funniest when left alone.

If this Gold X Wern saga is real, Gold is out a few hundred U. S dollars for absolutely nothing. Possibly less than nothing.
 
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Archie_Kimkicker said:
I think Goldy has earned a thread of his own for this stunt. Even if he is innocent, he knocked over the first domino in the current Era of Wern. This also makes Wern a lolcow reactor who can transmute others into lolcowdom.
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Eh, Goldork got way too involved with a lolcow. It happens. And I suspect he relates to Lucas somewhat considering how his gf is...
 
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Anyone remember the time Lucas was charging 10$ a question (or even 5) and utterly no one took him up on it? I wonder what he thinks has changed since then that'll allow him to charge 50$ for literally anything you ask him. I can't even imagine trying to charge money to people for updates on Lucas or something.
 
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Much like klickitat makes money off Youtube vids whereas Lucas can't, I think it'd be hilarious if he saw wenttobermuda or Walter Fate getting money to field questions. Even if no one would pay, all he'd need to see is mentions of it online and he'd get worked up and convinced it's happening
 
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