Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

This is how I imagine he looks at "zoomer baes". Definite rapey vibes. "Hi, I'm Lucas.." 🤢🤮
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You know he does this shit during his videos because he thinks it makes him look "sexy". Fuck, he is gross.
 
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Tbh honest this thread used to be good but now it’s filled up with dumbarses looking for tardpats when they show up with screenshots of them calling Lucas stupid on instagram.

NO ONE FUCKING CARES. Stop sending him things and posting to him under socks on IG. This thread is like an idiot w.e.en magnet.
 
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Archie_Kimkicker said:
I think Goldy has earned a thread of his own for this stunt. Even if he is innocent, he knocked over the first domino in the current Era of Wern. This also makes Wern a lolcow reactor who can transmute others into lolcowdom.
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He hasn’t earned his thread yet, it takes a massive faggot to put this much time, money, and effort into a homeless pedophile but there would have to be more dirt on him before you could fill a thread with his faggotry.
BIG CATS said:
I'm the LA catfish, guys. Rate me however you want.

I decided to text Lucas (from the same number as “Queefy Bae Tiffany” (with a completely different name) I asked him if he wanted to come to LA and he said “only if I have a ticket paid for”

I drank too much scotch, so I bought a ticket, planning on canceling it for him. He decided to go along with it despite my (not so subtle) hints I was fucking with him.

Goldie, Jeremiah and Klickitat didn't have anything to do with the planning or anything else. I really didn’t either. I didn’t think he was THIS stupid. Lol

I missed the refund time for the ticket, and wondered if he’d actually get on the plane. It only cost $109 so I wasn’t out nearly as much as the weirdo who bought him a bus ticket.

I never expected him to actually get on the plane, but I couldn’t get my money back.

He was also in a warmer, more liberal place where homelessness is more accepted. I felt stupid for doing it, but the weens that have showed up subsequently quelled that feeling entirely.

Happy new year!
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You’ve been prime suspect for being the catfish for quite a while now and have stayed completely quiet until the morning after @Goldaor was implicated.

It’s weird that you wouldn’t say anything to clear your name from accusations of being a serial killer who used your dad’s credit card to catfish a fat retard pedophile with your ex-girlfriend’s photos, but you had to speak up to clear the name of some French Canadian retard in a dress.
 
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denysdemontfort said:
I can't watch video of someone just eating and not even talking. Barf.

I realized I read the whole Greer thread but actually started later in the Werner thread, so at least I have plenty to read while I wait for him to do something interesting.
I will say to all the people complaining about the interaction with this particular cow, it's been happening since the beginning of the thread. I'm not advocating for it but this thread has definitely not been a paragon of rule following, ha.
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I think it's like while all interaction with cows are not encouraged or condoned, there's a difference between something hilarious like sending him literal catfish or unearthing a disgusting ungodly dick pic to sporadically remind people to look at ....

Vs. spending hundreds to send him on a vacation, or motel or bus rides to shield him from the consequences of his stupid actions, or providing a supply of greasy overpriced restaurant food, which he demands the exact specifications, and he can bask in the power and supremacy of the King he believes himself to be
 
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Was Goldaor's clout chasing really a big enough deal for this thread to still be sperging about it? I mean yea it got annoying as fuck but if you're that worried about it go make a thread for him. We're all here to laugh at a fat faggot find new ways to run his life in the ground, not sperg about some weeb or the reasons he's attracted to his girlfriend.
 
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BIG CATS said:
I'm the LA catfish, guys. Rate me however you want.

I decided to text Lucas (from the same number as “Queefy Bae Tiffany” (with a completely different name) I asked him if he wanted to come to LA and he said “only if I have a ticket paid for”

I drank too much scotch, so I bought a ticket, planning on canceling it for him. He decided to go along with it despite my (not so subtle) hints I was fucking with him.

Goldie, Jeremiah and Klickitat didn't have anything to do with the planning or anything else. I really didn’t either. I didn’t think he was THIS stupid. Lol

I missed the refund time for the ticket, and wondered if he’d actually get on the plane. It only cost $109 so I wasn’t out nearly as much as the weirdo who bought him a bus ticket.

I never expected him to actually get on the plane, but I couldn’t get my money back.

He was also in a warmer, more liberal place where homelessness is more accepted. I felt stupid for doing it, but the weens that have showed up subsequently quelled that feeling entirely.

Happy new year!
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Ok a few questions if you don’t mind.

1. Did you tell him your persona was 16 and if yes do you have the screen shots?

2. Why did you Uber him to a hotel?
 
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I didn’t think he could look worse until I saw that video 🤢 shockingly, the Wern looks better with the beard 🤮
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He looks like a badly shaved potato, like, with a face that big and solidly round, how the actual fuck do you miss spots unless you're shaving in the dark with no mirror and have no feeling in your fingers.
 
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Also sorry for double posting and mark this post autistic if you want but I was attempting to get Isaac's info so that Goldaor could get in touch with him to provide further lulz, but since it's over there's some good lines in here that I want to be public.

I made a burner number and pretended to be the tranny Haden that he hung out with. He revealed where he was living, although as incompetent as he is, he got the address wrong. Isaac is actually Isik Cruz and he really does not have an online presence or a phone, other than a lone posting on a housekeeping website where he stated he was willing to work for $12.50 per hour. Isik's brother keeps in touch with his mom via Facebook. His mom, unsurprisingly, has a criminal record from South Carolina. The house Lucas was staying at was one that is owned by a California businessman and appears to be a homeless transitional housing situation. He pissed all over the seat and pissed his money away to stay a few nights with Austin and Isik.

Lucas reveals how he views women as property, ranting about Isik's greed and how he would have appreciated fucking a certain chick. He also reveals himself to be a total hypocrite with regard to religion. He'd text me about his money ventures and I mostly just ignored him.
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Telomoron said:
Was Goldaor's clout chasing really a big enough deal for this thread to still be sperging about it? I mean yea it got annoying as fuck but if you're that worried about it go make a thread for him. We're all here to laugh at a fat faggot find new ways to run his life in the ground, not sperg about some weeb or the reasons he's attracted to his girlfriend.
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I''ll admit if there's anyone being extra annoying and moti about this goldick thing, it's me, I've definitely been going at it for a while. But I don't think he's worth an entire thread. Because as weird and massively faggoty it was to orbit a 300lb smelly hobo with a scab covered dick, he at least knew well enough to delete all his shit and fuck off.. So I don't see how there could be enough content for a separate thread

ThomasAudley said:
Quitting to focus on school suddenly....during winter break? There are red flags with Goldaor's story as well as BIG CATS', but, to quote Chief Wernologist wenttobermuda, let's just focus on the fact that Lucas is a fat faggot with a tiny dick.
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@ThomasAudley speaks true. Let's all remember why we're here. The fat faggot. So I needed to take a break if the fat faggot was going to keep getting paid or there were more podcast 'jobs' but it seems things have begun to even back out again and I actually found the geek room podcast episodes interesting, for the most part

It was definitely extremely interesting to see how he acts in a social context where the interviewer doesn't allow him to go off on whatever stupid tangents he wants and will call out that he didn't respond to the question at all. It was hilarious to see this because you can tell it was jarring for Lucas because you can tell he was fully expecting the same cuck simp treatment as with goldork

I know autism keeps being brought back up but after I saw these interviews, it seems he's as autistic as he wants to be. He would do the usual thing, rant about some kind of weird delusional conclusion he made after observing something and the guys would question it and it seemed he would throw out a less delusional explanation or concession (but still weird and schizo logic) and repeat, until it seemed 'normal' enough and the guys would accept it and move on... as if testing to see how crazy he could be and get away with it

There were a lot of hilarious moments where Lucas was visibly shaken and overwhelmed in the face of everyone thinking he's strange and feeling like he's being mocked but he doesn't know exactly how and where that made the podcast episodes overall worth watching. But as other posts mentioned, its stupid that all these idiots worked so hard to flex on a literal homeless lunatic

The second half of the first episode is absolutely fucking unbearable to watch, when the 2 women come in. I don't know what the fuck on this earth would make a woman ask Lucas if he would date them in an interview, like I don't understand why the 2 women each started with asking that. And the worst part is, seemed genuinely butthurt that Lucas wasn't acting like a bashful and flirty simp. They kept listing their accolades (just basic milestones for people in their 30s) and were just flabbergasted that a twisted pedo who has dedicated his entire life to an obsession with underaged girls wasn't impressed by that

Also, while Lucas is absolutely a misogynist, the 2 women kept taking his tard behavior personal and as if motivated solely on misogyny instead of he's just a double digit IQ pedo tard. Of course there were instances of this because it's Lucas, but one part I found kind of annoying is when they made a whole huge point about Lucas interrupting this one bitch and they kept being like 'let her finish' when Lucas is in the middle of a tard tantrum where he wasn't letting anyone get a word in

Anyways in conclusion, the podcast episodes would've been infinitely more enjoyable if the interviewers weren't hung up on trying to flex on a homeless fat microdicked pedo tard and just roasted him and let him chimp out. But I think the problem was that all these losers saw a little bit of themselves in Lucas and they were flailing, trying to separate themselves from him. Especially because they kept going on and on about sending him that pizza or whatever the fuck, as if they genuinely needed that money. That's on them, and it's hard to flex and be condescending to a homeless tard when you're just a couple steps above him

As for the women, I have no fucking idea why they even cared to know if Lucas would date them or not, let alone why they seemed to take that shit personal

Just goes to show, anyone seeking out Lucas to pay him to be on their stupid YouTube channel they call a podcast, has weird issues themselves and is stupid for paying Lucas for basically his garbage undeserved existence

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I didn’t think he could look worse until I saw that video 🤢 shockingly, the Wern looks better with the beard 🤮
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I think he did this because one of the guys on the podcast compared beards with him, and said Lucas' beard looks like he glued pubes on his chin
 
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The second half of the first episode is absolutely fucking unbearable to watch, when the 2 women come in. I don't know what the fuck on this earth would make a woman ask Lucas if he would date them in an interview, like I don't understand why the 2 women each started with asking that. And the worst part is, seemed genuinely butthurt that Lucas wasn't acting like a bashful and flirty simp. They kept listing their accolades (just basic milestones for people in their 30s) and were just flabbergasted that a twisted pedo who has dedicated his entire life to an obsession with underaged girls wasn't impressed by that

Also, while Lucas is absolutely a misogynist, the 2 women kept taking his tard behavior personal and as if motivated solely on misogyny instead of he's just a double digit IQ pedo tard. Of course there were instances of this because it's Lucas, but one part I found kind of annoying is when they made a whole huge point about Lucas interrupting this one bitch and they kept being like 'let her finish' when Lucas is in the middle of a tard tantrum where he wasn't letting anyone get a word in

Anyways in conclusion, the podcast episodes would've been infinitely more enjoyable if the interviewers weren't hung up on trying to flex on a homeless fat microdicked pedo tard and just let him chimp out. But I think the problem was that all these losers saw a little bit of themselves in Lucas and they were flailing, trying to separate themselves from him. Especially because they kept going on and on about sending him that pizza or whatever the fuck, as if they genuinely needed that money. That's on them, and it's hard to flex and be condescending to a homeless tard when you're just a couple steps above him

As for the women, I have no fucking idea why they even cared to know if Lucas would date them or not, let alone why they seemed to take that shit personal
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If anyone is potential lolcows, it's those Geek Room losers. In both interviews, they went on and on about how successful they are and trying to dunk on Lucas, while he never gave a care at all beyond gimme my sandwich. And like you say, the 2 women tried luring Lucas and he had none of it. I know it's Lucas and it's fun to laugh at him, but pulling that braggadocio shit on a mentally ill homeless guy is fucking pathetic.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
If anyone is potential lolcows, it's those Geek Room losers. In both interviews, they went on and on about how successful they are and trying to dunk on Lucas,
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Yeah straight up. the whole thing was them bragging about having a home, beard, job or being a Vet shit was insufferable. Lucas not even listening or caring was the only funny thing about it
 
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