Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
This is a little difficult to explain, so bear with me: there's been times when Lucas is talking and he clearly makes a mistake in his speech. He'll say something like " I'm a republican", when he means to say "I'm a Democrat", but rather than admitting the mistake, he changes his successive dialogue to fit with the mistake.

So if he says " I'm a Republican...", he'll follow it with "....that's what YOU think".

Basically what I'm suggesting is he never wants to admit to any errors in his speech, he just contorts the rest of the sentence to try to fit with and make sense of his error in speech.

Has anyone else noticed this? I thought it was kind of unique.
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My personal favorite example of this is when he said "I'm pretty sure you are retarded sir. If you think that you're not, you're going to be pleasantly unsurprised. Not"
 
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So the fat retard is still begging for shekels and making hobo shout outs? If you're gonna pay him for these retarded videos, at least pay in junk food that'll damage his health more. And get him to call out someone interesting. Lucas calling out big name YouTubers or streamers might at least be more funny since they can actually be shared on social media, if you give him the right script, and potentially get more people aware of who the pedophile is
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Okay, his newest video is very funny, it's another one of those "Lucas stipulating reasons why he can choose who is and isn't his friend", just like the many videos he made in the past stating what sorts of women he wouldn't date, as if the world is full of women begging to date him and not fitting his criteria, and Men begging to be his friends and not living up to his standards.
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When he does that, I wonder if he really has specific people in mind, but he's just too cowardly to name names, so he acts like he's addressing everybody.
 
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VoidFace said:
I'm not surprised, but how so? I’ve always suspected he is half a step away from full-blown Daily Stormer, but he’s never mentioned Jews as far as I remember.
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I brought up a comment and a set of jokes he made on some other podcast that happened almost a year before Golden USB; it's in the thread somewhere.

In it, the hosts were OBVIOUSLY trying to bait him into making holocaust jokes and he went one further, made the jokes, then rambled briefly about "Jews controlling everything" before he seemed to actually become aware of what was coming out of his mouth and shut up.

In DMs, I asked him about that and he said (as expected) that the jokes were just jokes, fair enough, but then didn't leave it and went on about how "it has some basis in truth" and went into a tirade about "Jews control the government and all mass media" with that being part of the reason social democracy will never take off.

Given how easily he is to lead, my best guess is he stumbled upon some conspiracy theory crap at some point and fell for it, not realizing it was from a far right wing website (I mean, fair enough, that's how a lot of people fall into believing conspiracy theories, they get onto a site that's masquerading itself as something not obviously backed by Stormfront). If not that, he is that half a step away from full-blown Daily Stormer and is one Jewish Catfish away from going in that direction.
 
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moseph.jartelli said:
Since we are posting Lucas classix. I feel all noobs to Wern need to see this one. The ending is quite a teat.
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Even when he's trying to insult someone's politics, he can't keep his mind off eating food and anal fisting.
teleméres69 said:
So the fat retard is still begging for shekels and making hobo shout outs? If you're gonna pay him for these retarded videos, at least pay in junk food that'll damage his health more. And get him to call out someone interesting. Lucas calling out big name YouTubers or streamers might at least be more funny since they can actually be shared on social media, if you give him the right script, and potentially get more people aware of who the pedophile is
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Yes please, get more people aware of the cow so they can pay him to moo and we get never-ending IG shill Lucas, what could go wrong?
 
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teleméres69 said:
So the fat retard is still begging for shekels and making hobo shout outs? If you're gonna pay him for these retarded videos, at least pay in junk food that'll damage his health more. And get him to call out someone interesting. Lucas calling out big name YouTubers or streamers might at least be more funny since they can actually be shared on social media, if you give him the right script, and potentially get more people aware of who the pedophile is
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You know he's gonna buy the food with the money anyway, so same diff I suppose.
 
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klickitat said:
rambled briefly about "Jews controlling everything"
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Can't believe I'm saying this but for once I actually agree with the faggot about something.

One of my favorite things about him is he just randomly blurts out blatantly racist, sexist shit and then in the next sentence tries to walk it back by virtue signaling. Like just admit it fatty, you're not fooling anyone with the charades
 
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Trainwreck said:
I'd place big money on betting Lucas has never gone down on a woman because of his lack of understanding of a woman's anatomy. I also would bet that while he was with Suzanne sex was not a big part of their relationship. I picture it more like she was his caregiver.
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I think this has been established IIRC.
Like Lucas has said somewhere that he thinks his future zoomer (millennial?) wife should go down on him but not vice-versa (because he's totally not gay!).
 
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Incognegro said:
This is a half assed and pathetic call out even in Wern standards. All this talk about "You need a bad ass insult comic" and then gets paid and in the video he looks like a submissive little bitch secretly snitching on someone and can't even make eye contact while doing it, not that the eye contact thing is new for him but it's just funny that even in a recorded video he's too submissive to even make eye contact while he's confronting a guy.
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Plays into why he wants to believe all “real” women are polite and submissive. Insecure men always demand Submissive Women(tm), and Lucas is no exception, because they’re less of a perceived threat and won’t remind him of his own flaws.

As for Lucas never eating a woman out...oh, you think?? The man said he’s going to “fuck a clitoris.” I’m surprised even his dick could find Suzanne’s crotch. He has a worse grasp of sex than all the 14 yr olds posting erotica to fanfiction sites.
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
It's called a pickup artist, Lucas.

They're the ones who claim to have the "information".

Why don't you go consult one of them instead of normal people?

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This one is pure lunacy. Lucas is the least busy person in Spokane. He is busy being a shitty ragman who thinks he is a king. He is a low status male. No one wants to be his friend. His online friends are there to mock him or to observe the black comedy that is his life. The few well meaning people that try to offer him sincere advice are blocked. Those are Lucas's least favorite people. He hates them worse than a person who tells him "shut the fuck up, faggot" . Lucas doesn't need advice, he is doing all the right things. "I am 41 and I want what I want." Well, you are a bum. People want lots of things. Being a hobo who is more interested in a hot Gen Z girlfriend than a home makes it completely not in the cards,
Also, I stopped by Little Caesar's and got a hot and ready pizza for dinner. Little Caesar's pizza is plenty good. Lucas thinks he is too good for it and deserves better for giving a terrible podcast interview? Please. He should be grateful for being offered even that. But he isn't. Nor was he grateful for all the things Goldoar sent him. He thinks he is entitled and should be given more. He is just so hateable.
 
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ClownBrew said:
Anyone else thinking of doing a sabbatical from the Wernology Institute?

For some reason, his latest antics are just grating on my nerves and not amusing me anymore.
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I did for a month, only to come back to this shit show. It’s disappointing that he’s been so spoiled.

The irony is that it’s capitalism (Aka the misguided attempts of people who think money goes into the lolcow and mooing comes out) which has been the undoing of Luke’s milk-worthyness. He was right to warn us of its evils.
 
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BowlOfDick said:
I did for a month, only to come back to this shit show. It’s disappointing that he’s been so spoiled.

The irony is that it’s capitalism (Aka the misguided attempts of people who think money goes into the lolcow and mooing comes out) which has been the undoing of Luke’s milk-worthyness. He was right to warn us of its evils.
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Yeah, he thinks people paying him $50 to do a terrible 5 minute video is socialism and would be making Bernie Sanders proud. He basically said this.
 
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