Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I just want to quantify something that The Geek Room is doing, which not only do I find shitty, but I think also indicates that they've gotten a boost in popularity from the Lucas content: as someone else in the thread mentioned, since the two "interviews" with The Wern, The Geek Room have released several videos where they DELIBERATELY include Lucas in the thumbnail, and supposedly discuss him amongst their other usual targets....

....and yet, as I've scrubbed through two of these, looking for the Lucas content, and in both cases, out of videos that were longer than an hour and a half, there was less than 3 minutes of Lucas content.

Don't be fooled.

 

[Da Dude123]

So, you all think Tubby is on the transit bus enroute to Spokane Valley Community College to begin the winter quarter?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So, you all think Tubby is on the transit bus enroute to Spokane Valley Community College to begin the winter quarter?

If he is, we'll find out about it soon.

 

[mothman96]

So, you all think Tubby is on the transit bus enroute to Spokane Valley Community College to begin the winter quarter?

He doesn't have to actually be on campus until tomorrow for the Health class. The Health class is on Tuesdays & Wednesdays 11:30 am to 12:20 pm. For the online Biology he does not have a specific day/time to sign in for the lectures/assignments. It's left up to the students to keep up with the class on their own. If he goes to campus today it'll be primarily to "scope" out the young women situation and "maybe" go to the library to check the online class.

I do hope you and @darkwingosonichugorl are right and he does not show up for the winter quarter.

ETA:
Looks to be he's at the campus already (student center). Behind him is a campus building layout.

 

[denysdemontfort]

But you... you literally were screaming "WHERE THE PARTY AT" like a week ago Lucas.
I swear to god, if I didn't know Lucas is more stupid than a goldfish I'd have rammed my head into a wall by now. In fact, maybe if I do, I'll get closer to his level.

I imagine he will probably spend all day every day at campus now that he has an excuse to be there. Hopefully he signs up for that subsidized bus pass or he's gonna blow through his fat wad of $35 tout suite.

 

[mothman96]

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But you... you literally were screaming "WHERE THE PARTY AT" like a week ago Lucas.
I swear to god, if I didn't know Lucas is more stupid than a goldfish I'd have rammed my head into a wall by now. In fact, maybe if I do, I'll get closer to his level.

I imagine he will probably spend all day every day at campus now that he has an excuse to be there. Hopefully he signs up for that subsidized bus pass or he's gonna blow through his fat wad of $35 tout suite.

Don't forget, he jumped on a plane to LA thinking he was going to get millionaire pussy.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Hell, even on podcasts, they don't have conversations with him, he just steamrolls everything and talks about what he wants to talk about; one of the funniest parts of his Geek Room interviews was that they muted him for it a few times and he just kept talking like he didn't even realize it (he probably didn't).

Any time Goldaor or Jeremiah tried to keep him on topic on the Golden USB podcast he just ranted and raved about what he wanted to regardless..

Not only that, but he also refuses to consider alternate explanations and instead stays pretty firmly rooted in his own delusions. In his mind it's preposterous that the guy who's out with his girlfriend and her 5 friends isn't about to fuck all six of them. It's obvious that he is and it's based in greed and agephobia. When I mentioned that I was out with my wife and a few of her coworkers, he even said that was greedy.

Plus, if you push him on something, like I did with the restraining order, then he just devolves into a white hot mess screaming "LET IT GO" over and over and over.

 

[JuniperFalls]

A socially stunted, not very intelligent man who wants to be a comedian except he has no talent for it? That's 90 percent of the movie "Joker."

 

[denysdemontfort]

A socially stunted, not very intelligent man who wants to be a comedian except he has no talent for it? That's 90 percent of the movie "Joker."

Spoiler alert, damn.

 

[teleméres69]

I don't know what's more horrifying at this point. That there are people disgusting enough fo spend over $200 on Lucas to enable him and get him out of any bad situation he brings on himself, knowing he's a wannabe child molester, or that the community college gladly accept a predator onto their campus with a very active social media presence that he regularly let's his intentions known on, along with his criminal record, and history with women and being caught creeping on minors

 

[Rescuetoast]

It’s 38 degrees up in Spokane right now. If I was homeless I’d sign up for college too. Shit, it’s a warm, free place to be for most of the day.

 

[Da Dude123]

I don't know what's more horrifying at this point. That there are people disgusting enough fo spend over $200 on Lucas to enable him and get him out of any bad situation he brings on himself, knowing he's a wannabe child molester, or that the community college gladly accept a predator onto their campus with a very active social media presence that he regularly let's his intentions known on, along with his criminal record, and history with women and being caught creeping on minors

Yeah, they have to accept the exceptional and can't not allow him on the campus despite all the awful things he posts online. The one thing that may make them not accept him would be his use of racial slurs. That usually will get the college administrators up in arms. Way more than all the rapey shit he says.

 

[Wernology]

Dumbass has been desperately trying to get laid all year...

 

[Fatal Walter]

He's always looked stupid pontificating about covid but it's on a whole new level after his little Christmas adventure. I'm not even sure I have the words to describe it.

 

[DeletedSoul]

He's always looked stupid pontificating about covid but it's on a whole new level after his little Christmas adventure. I'm not even sure I have the words to describe it.

Just like everything else with Lucas, his "principles" exist only as long as they benefit him. The second they stop being convenient (like, say, safe COVID practices would be to NOT get on a crowded flight to LA for the express purpose of banging a teen) they go out the window.

For another recent, egregious example: his "white supremacist" friend, whom he defends despite previously pretending that he's anti racist.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

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But you... you literally were screaming "WHERE THE PARTY AT" like a week ago Lucas.
I swear to god, if I didn't know Lucas is more stupid than a goldfish I'd have rammed my head into a wall by now. In fact, maybe if I do, I'll get closer to his level.

I imagine he will probably spend all day every day at campus now that he has an excuse to be there. Hopefully he signs up for that subsidized bus pass or he's gonna blow through his fat wad of $35 tout suite.

Another example of his almost dementia-like lack of short (or long for that matter) term memory. I am finding this aspect of Lucas more and more interesting lately. It does explain a lot of his behavior and contradictions.

If you consider he basically just says whatever he thinks will get him what he wants at any given time (i.e. zoomer poonaner or food) then promptly forgets what he said, most of his behavior makes perfect sense. He is just obeying his base instincts and trying to satisfy them using any bullshit he can come up with at the time. The stuff he says is contingent on circumstance and wants. Obviously, if he says one thing then turns around and says the exact opposite it doesn’t matter as long as one of the angles he takes gets him what he wants in that moment. To look for logical consistency is pointless.

This all returns to the idea that trying to analyze Lucas in terms of psychology or mental diagnostics is giving him way too much credit. Wern can be better understood from a zoological or ethnological standpoint than a psychological one.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I don't know what's more horrifying at this point. That there are people disgusting enough fo spend over $200 on Lucas to enable him and get him out of any bad situation he brings on himself, knowing he's a wannabe child molester, or that the community college gladly accept a predator onto their campus with a very active social media presence that he regularly let's his intentions known on, along with his criminal record, and history with women and being caught creeping on minors

Pretty much. He can post all he wants about finding a “little honey kween zoomer bae fecund ovulator womb” 18 yr old to “ram his fist inside” and “run those guts,” until he’s “shitting clitoris”, while filming himself screaming about bigot bitch sluts and how they owe him sex and he needs to have a young girl handed to him so he can breed with her...and that’s fine, let him on the campus with the teenaged girls. Boys will be boys, just a lonely older man, he can’t help it, I’m sure the young women will just instinctively know to stay clear of him and watch their backs in the parking garage.

We’ll only maybe step in and do something if he says something bad about a black person.

 

[Da Dude123]

Another example of his almost dementia-like lack of short (or long for that matter) term memory. I am finding this aspect of Lucas more and more interesting lately. It does explain a lot of his behavior and contradictions.

If you consider he basically just says whatever he thinks will get him what he wants at any given time (i.e. zoomer poonaner or food) then promptly forgets what he said, most of his behavior makes perfect sense. He is just obeying his base instincts and trying to satisfy them using any bullshit he can come up with at the time. The stuff he says is contingent on circumstance and wants. Obviously, if he says one thing then turns around and says the exact opposite it doesn’t matter as long as one of the angles he takes gets him what he wants in that moment. To look for logical consistency is pointless.

This all returns to the idea that trying to analyze Lucas in terms of psychology or mental diagnostics is giving him way too much credit. Wern can be better understood from a zoological or ethnological standpoint than a psychological one.

As much as Lucas likes to mooo and reee about gaslighting, he gaslights the hell out of everything. "Oh, I never said that.". Well, here is video proof that you did. Oh, that was edited somehow.

Lucas operates on jealousy and gibs me dat. He thinks he is being clever and smart by trying to put a political or moral viewpoint to it, but then will turn around do the exact opposite because it is him, so it is ok.

 

[IceQueen]

A socially stunted, not very intelligent man who wants to be a comedian except he has no talent for it? That's 90 percent of the movie "Joker."

Yeah but at least we all actually felt bad for Arthur and Arthur didn’t force himself (or even discuss doing so) on women, let alone little girls.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

He's always looked stupid pontificating about covid but it's on a whole new level after his little Christmas adventure. I'm not even sure I have the words to describe it.

https://www.latimes.com/homeless-housing/story/2021-01-03/homeless-shelters-coronavirus-surge-hospitals

hmmm