Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

I would laugh if the tard got his cash swiped after flashing it around. He is so dumb. That must be money from his exceptional individual check. No way he has got his student aid money so soon.

 

[IceQueen]

Is this the most literal proof we've gotten of what Lucas is actually seeing when he sees these people meeting up to go have orgies? Because it's pretty much exactly what I was picturing.

Same lmao like wow shocking sometimes there are groups of people in public places. The absolute greed and horror!

I’ve long felt the ultimate troll / poking with a stick would be a 40 year old guy to find a willing zoomer age girl in Spokane and fuck each other while filming it. Preferably while she said things like ‘mmmm give me those telemores’. Bonus points for doing it all around his haunts, like under that bridge he films at, some hotel near his homeless shelter, definitely at his motel 6, etc...

It’s a lot of dedication to the cause, but man the chimp out if Luke thought some ‘graybeard’ was getting that zoomer poonaner using ‘his’ info.

Bonus points if there is more than one woman and/or man, oh the epic chimpouts when he finds ‘proof’ of the rampant orgies

He already thinks that though. He had been in Spokane like 6 weeks when he started saying the graybeards were using his info to get girls.

 

[Josef Mengele]

Is it me or does it look like Lucas put on like 30+ lbs since October? I heard when he was catfished to LA he ate well, and when he started doing his cameos people have been paying him in food. I mean he has always been fat and prone to yo-yoing, but now he is getting back into that "I can only wear hospital gowns threshold".

 

[Telomere Savalas]

In that case, the someone attending/taking classes at SCC needs to take action and warn the women students to keep clear of the insane Predator. It wouldn't be the 1st time the women students at SCC are warned about the psycho Freak. Back in early 2018 a young woman showed up on his FB. She was a 1st year nursing student and had been given a list at SCC with the names of men to watch out for and avoid. Lucas Werner was on the list. She was on his facebook looking to find out what he was about. When he posted the video below, I got the feeling it was meant for her. He tagged her specifically on FB to show her his video. He was interested, but she wouldn't date him so he blocked her.

It's been 30ish years, but the college I went to had bulletin boards in the cafeteria and common areas to post stuff for sale, meetings, etc. Perhaps someone could print up a few flyers and post them. Include as many "greatest hits" as possible.

 

[mothman96]

It's been 30ish years, but the college I went to had bulletin boards in the cafeteria and common areas to post stuff for sale, meetings, etc. Perhaps someone could print up a few flyers and post them. Include as many "greatest hits" as possible.

I think if the Freak saw flyers posted on bulletin boards he would take them down. If someone could print flyers with like you said as many "greatest hits" as possible and give them out to the women across campus, he wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

 

[Wernology]

I think if the Freak saw flyers posted on bulletin boards he would take them down. If someone could print flyers with like you said as many "greatest hits" as possible and give them out to the women across campus, he wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

He would, but he'd also be very, very likely to have a complete and utter meltdown about it after he'd seen them put up a few times and had to keep taking them down.

 

[mothman96]

He would, but he'd also be very, very likely to have a complete and utter meltdown about it after he'd seen them put up a few times and had to keep taking them down.

If that were to happen, I'd hope he'd take video like he did with the catfish.

 

[ClownBrew]

He would, but he'd also be very, very likely to have a complete and utter meltdown about it after he'd seen them put up a few times and had to keep taking them down.

He'd also have to become fit enough to keep waddling all around the whole damn campus, taking them down several times a day.

Including the women's center and the ladies' bathrooms.

 

[denysdemontfort]

So long as it's not your first time receiving aid with a particular school I think they generally release refunds on the first day of the quarter. Can confirm that WA aid refunds have hit bank accounts already.

Anyway, I think it's hilarious that now that he has money he's done a 180 on his "no sex during pandemic" shit. He figures he can buy someone's attention so now the rules don't apply. For the record, Lucas you dumbass, when they say don't get together in groups of more than X number, they aren't talking about meeting new strangers when you live in a box full of unwashed bums. He's so fuckin' predictable.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Just to throw my two cents in as someone who has interacted with Lucas in public and private for years- Lucas doesn’t forget. Lucas wants you to forget so Lucas manipulates/lies so that you’ll “let it go”. It’s been his MO since I’ve known of him. To think that he’s some harmless dementia patient is folly, he knows what he’s doing and in some ways is very self aware which is why he does his mental gymnastics to make sure you’re never aware of what he is aware of but since the entire internet is aware of what he is, Lucas pretends we are not and continues screaming from his stoop to leave him alone, denying all accusations even with proof, and demands the public at large hand over his child bride and snackies. In Lucas’ mind he’s pulling all the strings. Anyway.

 

[Fatal Walter]

This is pathetic. He's busy fanning himself with his "mullah." Lucas, you didn't work for that money and it's not really that much. What are you so proud about?

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

Someone needs to tell him the party's at W Riverside and N Wall St...............

the police station.

 

[Free the Pedos]

This is pathetic. He's busy fanning himself with his "mullah." Lucas, you didn't work for that money and it's not really that much. What are you so proud about?
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I wish a mullah would deal with him.

 

[ThomasAudley]

My personal theory is that his views on how men and women interact is informed by his youthful interactions with his mother and pornography.

From what I understand, when he was with Suzanne, she pretty much treated him like a child. She was the one who made the money, she was the one who did all the household chores (up to including repairing the fence if I remember it right), hell there are pictures of her shaving him while he sits on the toilet. From what little we know about those years, that sure seems more like a mother/son relationship than a romantic couple.

Then he's absolutely convinced that young people are regularly engaging in group sex. If a man is out with two women, they're going to have a threesome. If a woman is out with a few guys, she's about to get gangbanged. He genuinely believes that your average run of the mill college girl is down to be fisted. He doesn't interact with women with any regularity and I can only assume that he thinks that normal people act like pornstars do when on camera.

Hell, that's what he's looking for too. He's looking for a teenaged mother figure who will provide for him and shoulder all the adult responsibilities who will also be down for some BDSMesque anal torture and fisting. And apparently they're everywhere but he doesn't know where to go find them.

Lmao based and Lucaspilled; “Repair my fence, woman!”

 

[Wernology]

Just to throw my two cents in as someone who has interacted with Lucas in public and private for years- Lucas doesn’t forget. Lucas wants you to forget so Lucas manipulates/lies so that you’ll “let it go”. It’s been his MO since I’ve known of him. To think that he’s some harmless dementia patient is folly, he knows what he’s doing and in some ways is very self aware which is why he does his mental gymnastics to make sure you’re never aware of what he is aware of but since the entire internet is aware of what he is, Lucas pretends we are not and continues screaming from his stoop to leave him alone, denying all accusations even with proof, and demands the public at large hand over his child bride and snackies. In Lucas’ mind he’s pulling all the strings. Anyway.

Nobody said he was a harmless dementia patient or that he was harmless in general, just that the way he reacts to having his delusions challenged is often what's seen in dementia patients, particularly getting immediately defensive and hostile.

If he ever got someone alone and where they couldn't get past his fat ass blocking the door out he'd absolutely be dangerous. Thankfully, he's in such poor physical health that his chances of catching anyone unless he goes full on stalker in an alleyway are pretty low.

It is worth noting that he's very selective over what he demands proof of (for anyone who hasn't noticed that yet), specifically, he always demands proof if a negative (about him) claim is made and has proven over and over that he won't accept it as anything but false or will straight up change the topic if he can't do that.

His demands for proof go almost entirely out the window if he thinks he's going to get laid, which is always funny as fuck to me. He's been a little more skittish since LA but still falls for catfish without the video proof or even a phone call. He's been demanding the video thing since 2016 and as far as I'm aware none of his catfish have ever made one or even had one faked for them by a female friend, yet he falls for the excuses why every time.

I don't know why that particular aspect of his shite personality always stands out, but it does.

How, at this point, he thinks the world isn't fully aware of what a shitstain person he is is still beyond me. All anyone who doesn't know him has to do is google his name and spend 5 minutes reading to figure that out anyway.

That all aside, I definitely think he has some level of cognitive decline going on; not a "Lucas has always been like this" sort of thing just in the spread of the latest homeless saga.

He's gone downhill FAST since getting the boot from Pioneer Pathway in terms of how shot his short term memory seems to be, and I don't think it's really a dementia thing and more a combination of heavy weed use, heavy drinking, lack of sleep, and the overall stress of both sleeping rough and being pretty universally hated online and offline. That'll fuck with even an otherwise stable person's mind, and would 100% fuck with an already fucked up brain like Lucas'.

He's never been well spoken or even moderately intelligent, everything in this thread, on his social media, and on his old websites puts that on perfect display, but he's had a pretty rapid decline since last spring.

Semi related bonus: He WILL block you and, if you're lucky, make a video and a few IG posts about you if you show him proof that he's wrong about the telomeres shit. He blocked two burner accounts of mine that he'd been chatting with for a few months when I did that.

That one was particularly funny because when I pointed out areas of papers he uses to justify it that proved what he was saying inaccurate he started all capsing "YOU'RE WRONG! DROP IT! YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE WRONG!" then blocked.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Comments in Lucas' I gots $1400 post. Times like these I wonder if his brain is really swiss cheese now.

• muhammadisafurry​

  What are you going to do with it
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  • • lucaswerner79​

      @muhammadisafurry Where the ladies at? Roll up, sweethearts. Your place. I'll order Doordash. The Washington state mandate is no groups over 6 people.
      #GenerationZ #Women
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    • muhammadisafurry​

      @lucaswerner79I live on the opposite side of the country.
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    • lucaswerner79​

      @muhammadisafurryI'm not gay.
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    • muhammadisafurry​

      @lucaswerner79I was asking what you were gonna do with your $1400 bud not anything else lol.
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    • lucaswerner79​

      @muhammadisafurryAnd if I said, "You're a kween"?
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    • muhammadisafurry​

      @lucaswerner79??? I don’t get it.
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[Da Dude123]

Yeah, housing. Maybe a few nights at the Motel 6. But not much more than that. He will piss most of it away at Clinkerniggers, the Steam Plant, and maybe at Churchills. A hobo has to eat expensive food. (Clinkerdaggers spelled wrong on purpose).

 

[VoidFace]

So the semester started for Lucas, and since it’s the first week he probably has some throwaway assignment from the professors already. Something like, “what is your name? What are your hobbies?”

Who thinks Lucas is already having a breakdown and failing his classes?

 

[mothman96]

I wouldn't put it pass the Freak to have Clinkerdaggers delivered to him at the college to show off to the Gen Z baes what food he can buy them if they only date/fuck him.

So the semester started for Lucas, and since it’s the first week he probably has some throwaway assignment from the professors already. Something like, “what is your name? What are your hobbies?”

Who thinks Lucas is already having a breakdown and failing his classes?

Name: Lucas Werner. Scientist without a degree currently researching my super magical sperm, juicy wombs and working towards a PHD in age gap breeding that will save humanity. hobby: designing board games that don't make sense and are unplayable.

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[Twrx]

I had one of his videos from last year pop up, and within the first minute or two, he used the term "sciencetiskly" . What the fuck does that even mean?

https://youtu.be/QIJlxxpUqY4