Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Leaks about Wern calling a female student a whore cos she called him a slob.

(October 201

Heads up to those who may not be aware:

Telomerase Collector - who made the comment about Lucas calling a female student a whore is Evie aka DreamChaser.
So take all "Telomerase Collector's" YT comments with a mountain of salt.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-312#post-4237331

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-547#post-5921629

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Some have said that Lucas used to sperg out a lot more about atheism a while back, and I wasn't on the wernology scene back then so I didn't take it all in, but what I've personally seen is that Lucas postures his atheism so questioningly that one could argue he's actually an agnostic. Anyone more versed on his stance care to speculate?

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Some have said that Lucas used to sperg out a lot more about atheism a while back, and I wasn't on the wernology scene back then so I didn't take it all in, but what I've personally seen is that Lucas postures his atheism so questioningly that one could argue he's actually an agnostic. Anyone more versed on his stance care to speculate?

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Did...Did he he honestly think that a) God would actually speak to him and/or b) a woman (excuse me, girl) would just magically appear in a puff of smoke? With Lucas, I wouldn't be surprised if he did.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Some have said that Lucas used to sperg out a lot more about atheism a while back, and I wasn't on the wernology scene back then so I didn't take it all in, but what I've personally seen is that Lucas postures his atheism so questioningly that one could argue he's actually an agnostic. Anyone more versed on his stance care to speculate?

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I really miss atheist Lucas. He always identified as such but his atheism was more of the 'if bad things happen to good people, how is there a God? Checkmate, Christcucks' variety. He would usually talk about how Christians were mean to him (wouldn't have sex with him) rather than empirical proofs of God's non-existence.

 

[denysdemontfort]

It seems a little unusual that Lucas wouldn't have made a single peep today. Even if he lost or broke his phone, he's got cash so he'd be able to get another or go to the school's computer lab.

 

[OnMeDick]

I really miss atheist Lucas. He always identified as such but his atheism was more of the 'if bad things happen to good people, how is there a God? Checkmate, Christcucks' variety. He would usually talk about how Christians were mean to him (wouldn't have sex with him) rather than empirical proofs of God's non-existence.

He also tried to use Christian guilt to convince women to fuck him, unsurprisingly. Also, never worked, also unsurprising.

 

[Pump Meat]

Some have said that Lucas used to sperg out a lot more about atheism a while back, and I wasn't on the wernology scene back then so I didn't take it all in, but what I've personally seen is that Lucas postures his atheism so questioningly that one could argue he's actually an agnostic. Anyone more versed on his stance care to speculate?

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It would be a phenomenal waste of time to sift through all the material Lucas has put out in an attempt to nail down a metaphysical position on God. The man doesn’t have considered opinions on any topic whatsoever and will adopt inconsistent or contradictory views as easily as if it were switching from stuffing his face with doritos to stuffing his face with peanut butter crackers.

His capacity for abstract thought is fairly limited, it would be better if you treat his reasoning as if it was coming from a middle school aged child rather than an adult with serious aspirations of becoming a scientist.

Did...Did he he honestly think that a) God would actually speak to him and/or b) a woman (excuse me, girl) would just magically appear in a puff of smoke? With Lucas, I wouldn't be surprised if he did.

Yes, at the time he posted that he thought precisely that. He'd still think that if you intimated to him that this is also what you believed or he'd deny ever saying that because it is stupidly simplistic if challenged.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I really miss atheist Lucas. He always identified as such but his atheism was more of the 'if bad things happen to good people, how is there a God? Checkmate, Christcucks' variety. He would usually talk about how Christians were mean to him (wouldn't have sex with him) rather than empirical proofs of God's non-existence.

I wonder why Lucas zeroes in so much on Christians for being mean to him, when EVERYONE treats him like shit, and rightfully so.

 

[mothman96]

It seems a little unusual that Lucas wouldn't have made a single peep today. Even if he lost or broke his phone, he's got cash so he'd be able to get another or go to the school's computer lab.

Maybe he's been busy spending the money that's burning a hole in his pocket. But yea, I was expecting for him to post something about the Gen Z's and "greedy" guys he saw hanging out with 2 or more girls at the college today.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

I wonder why Lucas zeroes in so much on Christians for being mean to him, when EVERYONE treats him like shit, and rightfully so.

It stems with his mom.

 

[Twrx]

There's only one reason Lucas claims to be an atheist, whatever doesn't give him pussy, is either fake, or a bigot. If there is a God and God yeeted him a bae, he would start going to church twice a week.

 

[WonderWino]

He got put on a government housing no rent list after getting the boot from Pioneer Pathway.

He also has a history of evictions and a criminal record so even slummy places with sketchy landlords are unlikely to rent to him with that. The "no rent list" thing only makes it less likely.

He'd almost have to fond someone that owned the building and would take month to month at likely higher than he can reasonably afford.

....I can't be the only one who initially misread that as 'he'd almost have to fondle someone that owned the building'

Cause I can see him trying that

There's only one reason Lucas claims to be an atheist, whatever doesn't give him pussy, is either fake, or a bigot. If there is a God and God yeeted him a bae, he would start going to church twice a week.

Pretty much. and if said god did appear and give him a zoomer bae he would complain that she isn't what he wanted or that he deserves half a dozen like the flatbills swooping them all over the place. and then would spaz out on said god and get in major shit for it. My vote is for said god to put lucas in one of those personalized pah wraith hells and let him rot for a few thousand years. Though come to think of it such a personalized hell wouldn't be much different from the life he has now....except there really would be greybeards and flatbills swooping half a dozen zoomer baes at a time and knocking them up right in front of lucas in some filthy freezing alley....and then going off to hunt elk with king roy and gossip about lucas

So really, he's practically living in his own personalized and self manufactured hell right now and deserves every second of it

 

[wenttobermuda]

I really miss atheist Lucas. He always identified as such but his atheism was more of the 'if bad things happen to good people, how is there a God? Checkmate, Christcucks' variety. He would usually talk about how Christians were mean to him (wouldn't have sex with him) rather than empirical proofs of God's non-existence.

I too miss atheist Lucas. "Prove all claims!" That was good stuff.

His atheism always struck me as even more adolescent than the norm.

Lucas, on several occasions, has earnestly attributed his atheism to romantic frustration. God does not exist, because Lucas does not have a smart pretty interesting girl to anally torture. Wernologists invariably follow this up with "Haha, that's proof there is a God."

It stems with his mom.

Tell us more. Please. You've actually spoken to Myrna.

But first, let me guess. Christian and liberal? Lucas's nightmares are populated by liberal Christians who won't do the Christ like thing and give him what he wants.

Lucas seems to believe that people will be outraged by his atheism (or respect him, he's nothing if inconsistent). As if it is a personal insult to believers that Lucas can loosely parrot Dawkins. I imagine this stems from his mommy, too?

 

[IceQueen]

Meant to post this yesterday lmao but DID HIS DUMB ASS MEAN “ménage á deux” ..... I feel like irl he would say “manage a ducks” and think he’s being sexy or something

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Meant to post this yesterday lmao but DID HIS DUMB ASS MEAN “ménage á deux” ..... I feel like irl he would say “manage a ducks” and think he’s being sexy or something

Him pronouncing it "manage a duce" would be even better.

So really, he's practically living in his own personalized and self manufactured hell right now and deserves every second of it

Hell for Lucas is basically just reality minus the tardbux & enablers, but with more frozen catfish.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

That profile pic is the perfect embodiment of Luke having 0 awareness how he comes off to others. He looks like a fucking rapist and he is talking about ‘setting the trap’

Lucas is completely blind to himself.

He actually thought this pic of his fat, flabby, bloated fucking ass could entice anybody.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas is completely blind to himself.

He actually thought this pic of his fat, flabby, bloated fucking ass could entice anybody.

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I miss the era of The Wern Discovers the Blur Tool....and blurred his pube-like facial hair in an effort to not look like he's 41 going on 60.

One thing I've noticed about his pics though: His pupils never get smaller than they are in the pic in the quote; even when he's outside in sunlight his pupils stay a lot more dilated than they should be. It definitely contributes to the crazy eyes look.

 

[WonderWino]

I miss the era of The Wern Discovers the Blur Tool....and blurred his pube-like facial hair in an effort to not look like he's 41 going on 60.

One thing I've noticed about his pics though: His pupils never get smaller than they are in the pic in the quote; even when he's outside in sunlight his pupils stay a lot more dilated than they should be. It definitely contributes to the crazy eyes look.

'His eyes....his eyes...'

Maybe lucas should consider a career as an interrogator. If hours of the psycho stare didn't break a person the smell certainly would

 

[ClownBrew]

His pupils never get smaller than they are in the pic in the quote; even when he's outside in sunlight his pupils stay a lot more dilated than they should be. It definitely contributes to the crazy eyes look.

That's all the weed he smokes by the bale every day, thinking it makes him look young and cool to do so. Hello, fellow youths!

 

[boner_alert]

I wonder why Lucas zeroes in so much on Christians for being mean to him, when EVERYONE treats him like shit, and rightfully so.

As sincerely stupid and rudimentary as his tard brain is, he's a natural born predator. His predator tard brain is adept at looking for and zeroing in on social contracts that he can use to manipulate what he wants from people. Unfortunately for him, his tard brain limits him from the subtlety and cleverness this requires and he ends up doing stupid shit like attempt to illegally blackmail his neighbors for a girl to assault, or constantly scream about Christians not doing everything he wants, based on his tard interpretation of what it means to be 'Christian-like'

His mom being involved with this whole complex with religion makes sense. I could see his mom attempting to wrangle his tard behavior with the fear of God/hell or instill rules of 'Christian' behavior, which I imagine was mostly about leaving people alone and the concept of sharing and waiting for your turn. Which to a special tardflake like Lucas, these very basic social rules must have felt exactly like enslavement to others.. and in his tard brain he formulated that Christians have committed to a life of doing 'good,' as in doing anything and everything for others. Of course this gets further cemented in his tard brain as churches have an open door policy and religious groups tend to focus on homelessness as a public service and he's spent the last decade+ stomping into churches, shelters, and soup kitchens with expectations of food and shelter for doing absolutely nothing, just on the merit of his putrid, piss soaked existence

In this vein of Lucas the predator, I could see both theories about his memory being true - that it's shitty and he genuinely doesn't remember his worst behaviors, and that he selectively and strategically doesn't remember his worst behaviors. Training your brain to ignore/not remember something and going through the motions on autopilot is a common phenomenon. I could see him choosing to forget or lying to himself enough to genuinely forget the truth for some things, and him doing his characteristic predator shit and feigning ignorance on other things, especially if its age of consent legal shit. Because if there's one thing a predator is going to be meticulous about, its going to be age of consent laws and the predator in Lucas overrides his defunct tard brain and I believe in this area, he's as lucid as can be, and that's why I think he's so dangerous and it's a matter of when...

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holy shit this is the pic I was talking about!

I agree with the theory that maybe this person is from Spokane and has seen him skulking around and wanted him gone... we've never really seen him interact with people, young females in particular. We only get Lucas' narrative which is part of the fun around here, shooting the shit and imagining how creepy and weird he was acting to these people in his story. Even knowing this, I remember seeing this one pic, either on some old blog or here, of him standing by a group of girls at the Spokane college, and was not prepared for how creepy it was

He was standing by a group of girls, looking even smellier, dirtier, and fatter than we know him as, hunched over and just staring straight at them from only about a couple feet away (does anyone know the pic Im talking about and do you know who took that pic). Who knows the kind of creepy shit he does and gets away with all the time. I remember in the beginning of one of the Golden USB episodes, when asked what he was doing, apparently he was just at the mall staring at the teen girls because "he's a man! what do you expect" And it was hard to decipher but he also said "I just said/did that to them, I just did that, just now!" when passing some young girls

Plus we don't know the exact circumstances around the Fat Albert bat incident but we do know for sure that it had to do with the fact he had been banned from this club or bar and he was sitting right outside it, presumedly eyefucking every girl who looks under 24, and several people told him to leave (he had admitted to about 5-6 people on the Golden USB, and it sounded like he was getting ready to admit to more but he abruptly changed the topic). If he's willing to just sit there stubbornly as several people scream at him to go, until presumedly it got slightly physical, to force him to move, I bet that wasn't his first night doing that. From all the posts and videos screaming about the clubs and covid, I bet he was just sitting there at the same spots, staring and being a nuisance. I could see someone related to these situations doing this

Edit: @WonderWino really good points. I guess my bar is that low for Lucas that I'm actually shocked that he's wearing a shirt and pants and can walk with alternating steps in his videos

I think this will answer that question rather nicely:

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Those are high school girls and this was previously posted, in 2016