Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He needs to break out Meeple Toss and the Batman pajama pants again.

I've got a gut feeling that it will work this time.

 

[OnMeDick]

He needs to break out Meeple Toss and the Batman pajama pants again.

I've got a gut feeling that it will work this time.

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That profile pic is the perfect embodiment of Luke having 0 awareness how he comes off to others. He looks like a fucking rapist and he is talking about ‘setting the trap’

 

[Narr Then]

He needs to break out Meeple Toss and the Batman pajama pants again.

I've got a gut feeling that it will work this time.

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I've been taking my wernology class today, I'm up to the part where he wore his batman jammies til they fell off (lots of positive feedback tho guys).

They look relatively clean there. I kinda feel bad knowing what's in store for them...

 

[Fatal Walter]

Everyone, I guess women don't have cooties any more. Now Lucas can ask them to roll up, demand to go to their house, and he'll pay for the food with his financial aid. What a mong.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Do you think the teachers know he's just there to ogle the student body?

 

[Wernology]

Everyone, I guess women don't have cooties any more. Now Lucas can ask them to roll up, demand to go to their house, and he'll pay for the food with his financial aid. What a mong.
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Now it's the countdown until he realizes he's still not going to get laid and everyone on campus still thinks he's a creep, followed by whining about how basic biology is too hard or that the health class is wrong because they don't talk about telomeres or some shit.

Posts like that 100% make the case for a very benevolent lord watching out for the girls tubby wants to fuck.

AHAAHA love that smell of desperation.

..at least it's more than $40 this time but still a far cry from that $1k he was offering a few years ago in an attempt to get someone to go to dinner with him, which also didn't work.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

The backpeddling here is immense. More pedo proof.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The real question is: "How fast can The Wern burn over $1K at Clinkerdagger?"

 

[Josef Mengele]

Not that anyone cares, but I think both are going too far.

Never spend a penny on lolcows. Don't waste tons of time trolling them. Always, let the lolcow provide their own content over time, which Lucas reliably does. I know it's ridiculous that Lucas fell for the LA catfish and keeps falling for it, but he is more than aware that people fuck with him. He already dislikes and wants nothing to do with anyone that's not an 18 year old girl. Milk the cow enough and you'll ruin it.

I'm sure all Chris Chanologists thought the same thing successfully poking him again and again... and he ended up the boring mental case that's paranoid of everyone that he is now, while successfully e-begging from fools that feel sorry for him. We're seeing the same pattern with Lucas lately. I suggest to always back off.

True this dude gets catfished more than the Louisiana Bayou. If we continue to give him attention some idiot fanboys will very likely jump on the Lucas-train and actually provide monetary support. I think to an extent he knows he is monetizing his antics, but i don't think he knows how profitable he could be. I mean look at what happened when he started the "insult comic stuff" (he was about as comedic as a ham sandwich, but people still sent him money). The problem is he is kind of getting enough attention that people will support him in spite of his past, kind of like Hard Rock Nick (Cameo, Venmo even though he was exposed as a total fake, he still hauled in thousands of dollars from teenagers and people wanting shoutouts).

 

[mothman96]

As was shown prior, no more cooties. Where the party at.

AHAAHA love that smell of desperation.
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..at least it's more than $40 this time but still a far cry from that $1k he was offering a few years ago in an attempt to get someone to go to dinner with him, which also didn't work.

It doesn't register in his rutting animal brain not to flash that type of cash when he's in a homeless shelter.

 

[holeinthedark]

They all know of him but they say that he still has rights. So they do allow him in the Head Start program without any supervision. They also let him do all that stuff with impunity despite compmaints. They wont step in until he hurts a girl.

Of course he is back to creeping on young girls. I’m guessing that campus security is well aware of his actions, and hopefully they are keeping a close eye on him. Lucas attending college is a huge waste of resources. He is not capable of excelling beyond the most basic courses, and he is only there in the hopes that a barely legal adult will accept his proposition of 3 inches and 3 seconds of dick and a honeymoon under a Spokane bridge.

 

[mothman96]

They all know of him but they say that he still has rights. So they do allow him in the Head Start program without any supervision. They also let him do all that stuff with impunity despite compmaints. They wont step in until he hurts a girl.

In that case, the someone attending/taking classes at SCC needs to take action and warn the women students to keep clear of the insane Predator. It wouldn't be the 1st time the women students at SCC are warned about the psycho Freak. Back in early 2018 a young woman showed up on his FB. She was a 1st year nursing student and had been given a list at SCC with the names of men to watch out for and avoid. Lucas Werner was on the list. She was on his facebook looking to find out what he was about. When he posted the video below, I got the feeling it was meant for her. He tagged her specifically on FB to show her his video. He was interested, but she wouldn't date him so he blocked her.

 

[mero]

The Wern's going mainstream, this was just shared by a normie-edgelord facebook friend:

Bonus horror:

Luke, you've never had a good BJ because Suzanne, your only sex partner, had a tongue at least twice the width and length of your dick. She had to work with what she had.

 

[Free the Pedos]

This is exactly it. It's an extension of the delusion that resulted in Lucas chimping out and throwing the glass. He sees any man and woman together and he assumes that they're fucking.

I think Lucas may know that these four (!) aren't fucking, but he's taking the opportunity of seeing a man with multiple women to legitimize all the claims he's presented without proof.

The backpeddling here is immense. More pedo proof.

He went on a rant a few months ago about how any man should call any woman "honey, baby, or sweetheart" because she's always a potential mate. So it tracks that he calls little girls honey.

I want to hear more about these lists of dangerous men that SCC apparently publishes.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I'm sure Greta loves guys who get onto planes to try to hook up with someone. That money picture is the saddest thing I've ever seen. How could he think anyone is impressed by this? He'd do better spending the money on clothing than walking around looking like a hobo with a fistful of cash.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

The Wern's going mainstream, this was just shared by a normie-edgelord facebook friend:

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Bonus horror:

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Luke, you've never had a good BJ because Suzanne, your only sex partner, had a tongue at least twice the width and length of your dick. She had to work with what she had.

Ewww, now I have an urge to take a hot shower, and to scrub myself with a belt sander.
And to gargle with bleach.

 

[mothman96]

I want to hear more about these lists of dangerous men that SCC apparently publishes.

She didn't say the college published the list, only that it had been given out at the college. So don't know who was responsible for creating and distributing the list.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Wern gets so worked up being around his target population. Letting him roam around a college campus is like letting a meth addict hang around a meth dealers stash. At what point does the temptation overtake him and he tries to take some?

It doesn't register in his rutting animal brain not to flash that type of cash when he's in a homeless shelter.

This was my first thought. Does Isak check Wern’s social media? The con to grab Lucas’s cash might already be in the works. He is such a fucking rube it’s almost inconceivable.

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

At what point does the temptation overtake him and he tries to take some?

Given that he seems so intimidated by almost any other dude, and he seems to think all women are the possession of men, I feel like the only reason he hasn't tried to take some by force is fear that the girl's 'owner' would beat the hell out of him for it. Genuinely think it would have already happened if not for his fear of other men.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Its all he can see because its all he can comprehend.
Lucas cannot understand the complex nuances of... studying... therefore, Lucas can only comprehend his own thoughts and desires, and project them onto others. The idea that those people would want to pass their classes is lost on Lucas, that they must work harder to better themselves is lost on Lucas, that studying in a group can be a more effective strategy is lost on Lucas. These concepts are all far above Lucas's meta-level.

Lucas can only comprehend 1) fucking 2) eating (sometimes getting high); so he assumes everyone else must automatically be constantly trying to eat and fuck

My personal theory is that his views on how men and women interact is informed by his youthful interactions with his mother and pornography.

From what I understand, when he was with Suzanne, she pretty much treated him like a child. She was the one who made the money, she was the one who did all the household chores (up to including repairing the fence if I remember it right), hell there are pictures of her shaving him while he sits on the toilet. From what little we know about those years, that sure seems more like a mother/son relationship than a romantic couple.

Then he's absolutely convinced that young people are regularly engaging in group sex. If a man is out with two women, they're going to have a threesome. If a woman is out with a few guys, she's about to get gangbanged. He genuinely believes that your average run of the mill college girl is down to be fisted. He doesn't interact with women with any regularity and I can only assume that he thinks that normal people act like pornstars do when on camera.

Hell, that's what he's looking for too. He's looking for a teenaged mother figure who will provide for him and shoulder all the adult responsibilities who will also be down for some BDSMesque anal torture and fisting. And apparently they're everywhere but he doesn't know where to go find them.