Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

what do you know about theoretical physics?
as much as anyone id ever met
lol that was the best dialogue ive seen in a game for a long time
but mr.fantastic had a job at least
If Lucas ever got a job he would probably on the same level of incompetence as Mr Fantastic if not worse. Suspend your disbelief and just imagine Lucas actually getting his PHD and getting hired as a geneticist or whatever it was he was going for and actually having the authority to just do whatever experiments he feels like. I could easily see Geneticist Wern trying to splice all sorts of random long telomere DNA into his thinking it would make him immortal and uploading rants immediately after about how he's basicly a god now and demanding grub hub as tribute before starting to look like an IRL ghoul
 
Yea, I'm still reading the past posts and haven't gotten to the first school experience just yet so I'm not sure what his mental state was going into it, but it seems like it's coming at a time when he was more stable and possibly still medicated. That being said, I'm leaning toward something medical maybe. Dude has unchecked diabetes and eats nothing but carbs, fat, and sugar. I wouldn't be surprised if that has finally come for him.
The first school experience? Oh man, let's see if I can figure out what he was up to that time.
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And last but not least, look at how much better he was doing than he is now.
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If you're gonna be a hobo who gets a cash payment, you need to keep that yourself. Hobos are desperate and would not hesitate to steal from their fellow ragmen. And since he is too dumb and incompetent to have a debit card or a secure way to keep unused funds he carries all his assets around in liquid cash. This is a terrible idea, really for anyone to do that. If you lose cash, it is gone. If you have money on a Visa or MasterCard debit card, you may be able to get it back if it is lost or stolen. But Lucas, while sooo ready to be a dad, cannot handle such a device.

So, we will see. It would be terrific if he had a chimpout at the college and was mooing and reeeing and he was taken into custody by campus security and then left campus in handcuffs. But we are not probably that lucky yet.
Since he said he was given access to his financial aid bank acct, thinking it's an acct set up at some pt. with Bank Mobile. SCC has a contract with BankMobile to transfer financial aid refunds to student accts. By the number of bills that can be seen and denominations, a rough estimate he was flashing around $500. Still leaves $900 which would still be sitting in the acct. BankMobile issues the BigFoot debit card which is used to gain access to the money.

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So I did some googling to see if anything popped up about any SCC incidents involving him in the last day or two. Didn't find anything like that, but I did come across this:


My favorite part being 'Evidence or fucketh off. The Atheist Code. For so it is mote! On to the realeth shit'

and this


Though that sounds like it is likely some kind of parody
The dragonkeeper link is a nice find. A little trip down Lucas lane.

He actually suicide baited an entire generation to try and get his poonaner prize. :story:

This is why I maintain that catfishing or poking at Lucas is unnecessary and unproductive. He‘s one of the all time champions of producing milk all on his own for now over two decades. Why spoil the milk?

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Evidence or fucketh off. The Atheist Code. For so it is mote! On to the realeth shit'

This really should be a random text here.

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Pedo-scientist Lucas would‘ve been a great case subject for Wilhelm Reich.
 
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View attachment 1836125Free money, he says, as we're paying taxes.
Interesting view on Lucas' entitlement. He really never had any idea how good he had it under American SSI care. He needs to be among the elite, and burned his entire life in flames because he's a lazy fatass that can never have that. It's so weird that he insists on eating at fancy overpriced restaurants, but it makes sense when we see these snapshots.
 
”there is no such thing as public money, only taxpayers' money” - Margaret Thatcher
”free money lol” - Lucas Werner
The irony is he settles for what amounts to crumbs. With a bit of hard work and some responsible choices one can easily make the kind of money he brags about, in many fields, within a few days if not faster. But since he is allergic to the former (hard work) and incapable of the latter (responsible choices) he brags about $1400 like he won some tard lottery 🤦🏻‍♂️😂
 
The first school experience? Oh man, let's see if I can figure out what he was up to that time.
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And last but not least, look at how much better he was doing than he is now.
View attachment 1836125Free money, he says, as we're paying taxes.
Pity that guy who does the fantastic Wings of Redemption tracks ( check out Ban World by Liquid Richard) is not a Wernologist - this is BEGGING for a Talking Heads parody.......


boomer edit: the where is my beautiful house, my beautiful wife bit...
 
The subject of Lucas's intelligence has come up a lot recently.

Despite being very low functioning, Lucas has the most delightful intellectual pretentions. From math theory to astrophysics, genetics to theology, Lucas presents himself as an authority. For a time, he described himself as a "scientist without a degree." Let's take a look at his known academic history.

TLDR Lucas hasn't been a very successful student.
We know that grades were very important to Lucas growing up. Socially inept, Lucas round refuge in his home work. According to the fat faggot:
I was a very shy kid. I didn't have a ton of friends growing up. All I wanted was to get good grades and graduate with a good grade-point average so I could get into a decent college. I was already showing solid A's in Running Start during 11th grade. For a long time I excelled in school and did well at the college level (Running Start). I was often in the top of my percentile.
Perhaps some of his focus on grades was an attempt to differentiate himself from his little brother, Seth, whom Lucas saw as a social threat.
My mental capacity was fairly limited to getting good grades and fawning over girls like a buffoon. I didn't know how to ask for help in this area. It seemed to come so naturally to even my little brother. I would make fun of him for having trouble spelling or doing poor in school because he fared much better in the social scenes.
In any event, it was apparently very important to little Lucas that he be seen as smart. It's tempting to imagine that he tried to use his grades to fashion an identity for himself: I am not the fat faggot, I am the smart kid. He might have been the creepy kid in class, but at least he wasn't the dunce. And it wasn't like Lucas was going to receive positive attention for being athletic, good looking, funny, or charming. No, being smart might have been his best chance to be something besides a fat faggot.

To that extent, his interest in academics was tied to his social deficits. Lucas didn't have many friends. Lucas didn't understand how to behave around other kids. This is why he gravitated towards his books. Lucas's social deficits grew worse over time, and by HS, he was routinely having crying fits over his lack popularity and romantic success. Lucas no longer sought refuge in his books, but turned to drugs.
My own senior year is when I started drinking and smoking weed to loosen up so I could talk to girls without crying or my muscles turning into deviled ham. It helped a little bit. I wasn't so nervous but my grades and class attendance suffered. Go figure. At this time, it was as if the roles started to reverses. Suddenly I wanted to rebel while Seth started to become more grounded and buckled down at school. I started losing focus and getting out of touch. I struggled.
Lucas did not graduate from high school.

To the best of my knowledge, he has never publicly addressed the circumstances of his withdrawal in 1997. For a time, he attempted to earn his HS diploma through a correspondence course, but he was apparently unable to balance the demands of working in fast food and taking remedial classes.

Lucas continued his formal education 20 years later, when he attended Spokane Community College. Lucas took an assessment test, and was placed in Math 92, a basic algebra class, and English 99, "Improvement of Writing." You might call them remedial classes. They aren't exactly college level.

Lucas did not pass Math 92.

Note that this is the same fellow who once claimed to have designed a functional time machine.

As for his other classes, Lucas is alleged to have made "honor roll," which says more about SCC's honor roll than it does about Lucas. Some of Lucas's English assignments were leaked, and they're worth a read. I don't want to spoil the experience for anyone who hasn't read them.

Now, Lucas has returned to SCC. I've yet to see anything about his schedule, but I look forward to his assignments being leaked.
Lucas can't boast of a formal education or book smarts. As for other indicia of intelligence, consider that Lucas cannot care for himself, and cannot resist the smell of catfish.
 
The subject of Lucas's intelligence has come up a lot recently.

Despite being very low functioning, Lucas has the most delightful intellectual pretentions. From math theory to astrophysics, genetics to theology, Lucas presents himself as an authority. For a time, he described himself as a "scientist without a degree." Let's take a look at his known academic history.

TLDR Lucas hasn't been a very successful student.
We know that grades were very important to Lucas growing up. Socially inept, Lucas round refuge in his home work. According to the fat faggot:

Perhaps some of his focus on grades was an attempt to differentiate himself from his little brother, Seth, whom Lucas saw as a social threat.

In any event, it was apparently very important to little Lucas that he be seen as smart. It's tempting to imagine that he tried to use his grades to fashion an identity for himself: I am not the fat faggot, I am the smart kid. He might have been the creepy kid in class, but at least he wasn't the dunce. And it wasn't like Lucas was going to receive positive attention for being athletic, good looking, funny, or charming. No, being smart might have been his best chance to be something besides a fat faggot.

To that extent, his interest in academics was tied to his social deficits. Lucas didn't have many friends. Lucas didn't understand how to behave around other kids. This is why he gravitated towards his books. Lucas's social deficits grew worse over time, and by HS, he was routinely having crying fits over his lack popularity and romantic success. Lucas no longer sought refuge in his books, but turned to drugs.

Lucas did not graduate from high school.

To the best of my knowledge, he has never publicly addressed the circumstances of his withdrawal in 1997. For a time, he attempted to earn his HS diploma through a correspondence course, but he was apparently unable to balance the demands of working in fast food and taking remedial classes.

Lucas continued his formal education 20 years later, when he attended Spokane Community College. Lucas took an assessment test, and was placed in Math 92, a basic algebra class, and English 99, "Improvement of Writing." You might call them remedial classes. They aren't exactly college level.

Lucas did not pass Math 92.

Note that this is the same fellow who once claimed to have designed a functional time machine.

As for his other classes, Lucas is alleged to have made "honor roll," which says more about SCC's honor roll than it does about Lucas. Some of Lucas's English assignments were leaked, and they're worth a read. I don't want to spoil the experience for anyone who hasn't read them.

Now, Lucas has returned to SCC. I've yet to see anything about his schedule, but I look forward to his assignments being leaked.
Lucas can't boast of a formal education or book smarts. As for other indicia of intelligence, consider that Lucas cannot care for himself, and cannot resist the smell of catfish.
I generally refraining from invoking DKE because DKE is so-overused by pseudo-intellectuals; but Lucas Werner is a shining example of Dunning-Krueger Effect in action.
In Lucas's head-canon, he is a super-genius scientist who can crack the secrets of human DNA and invent time travel; in reality he is a hobo with atrocious money management skills, abhorrent planning capability and zero self-awareness.
 
Interesting post. I sometimes wonder if his Christian upbringing, having some moral code instilled into him at a young age, is the one thing that has kept him from doing something horrible to some young girl. That just when the urge to do something he knows is immoral or criminal hits him that mechanism from his youth kicks in telling him that “No. This is bad Lucas. This is a sin.” and maybe this is where his initial resentment of Christians comes from? Because his whole atheist schtick is razor thin and I don’t think he actually believes it. Everything he states about his atheism is in direct opposition to his Christian beliefs. Like “prove x to me or there is no God” but God is still at the center of it. Anyway, if this idea that his Christian upbringing is the reason he has yet to go rapey on someone I say score one for Christianity.

It’s an interesting angle to contemplate.
Your response got me thinking a little more about it, all following conjectures are based on my personal ignorance on his childhood, mother, his 20s, and I'm fuzzy on the details regarding his stint at the mental hospital where he was doped up. And I don't know how much weight we can put on that instagram comment that @mothman96 posted a while back that alleged this was due to his molesting his niece but I always thought something like this is what happened.

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Because Lucas openly admits the circumstances around the DV charge - throwing the glass at the restaurant, and that he went to jail for violating the restraining order, though according to him he was staying at a motel where, "just my luck, was up the street where my ex worked!" Which, we all saw the police report. He showed up to her work and grabbed her and wouldn't let go, and had to be physically removed by security. But I don't remember an instance where he explained why he had to be put on those pills that made him gain all that weight and why he had to be committed, unless I missed it being fairly new to The Wern lore. And he seems to talk about his niece the way pedos do when they're trying to normalize their pedophilia, where they throw out some of their pedo thoughts to gauge a reaction, or trying to process through their pedo thoughts by saying some of the things out loud

Anyways, to get back on track, I was thinking though he certainly rails on religion with the angry passion of someone who had a traumatizing/strict religious upbringing, his entitled attitude and the way he seems to hold his potential allegiance to Christianity (and/or agree to modify this behavior) as ransom in exchange for the fecund bae makes me think the attempted indoctrination occurred sometime in his adulthood, maybe some sort of rehab or counseling from a Christian affiliated resource

Maybe his mom/parents were forced to facilitate this after some uncomfortable observations of his behavior around his nieces/a confrontation from nieces' parents to either Lucas or their parents. A lot of instances of incestual pedo behavior/sexual assault, there's a compromise made where the offending family member undergoes counseling or is sent away to rehab or mental hospital to avoid the police being involved

And I imagine his is where his resentment and hostility towards religion comes from. Indoctrination as both a punitive and rehabilitative measure

In the case everything I just said is way off mark, and may be, I still hold firm the reason he hasn't assaulted a girl yet is the lack of accessibility to one. He sticks out like a giant, necrotizing sore thumb anywhere he goes. The prototypical creep parents grab their kids and rush away from. It appears even homeless, tweaked out drug addicts and really young homeless kids like Issac's group with his little brother know to stay clear from his predator clutches. I imagine even a little girl whose been separated from her parents would know to run when a large smelly gunt comes lumbering towards her. Because I honestly believe that if he were in proximity with a girl, there'd be less than ZERO hesitation on his part
 
Ironically enough, people who talk about Dunning-Kruger are often good examples of Dunning-Kruger themselves.
Which is why I'm hesitant to invoke DKE; but I honestly believe Lucas Werner fits the bill due to his delusions that he's a genius, while being literally and objectively stupid and unintelligent.

But maybe we should wait to read his 2,000-page thesis on age gap breeding before we make assessments of his intellect.
 
Your response got me thinking a little more about it, all following conjectures are based on my personal ignorance on his childhood, mother, his 20s, and I'm fuzzy on the details regarding his stint at the mental hospital where he was doped up. And I don't know how much weight we can put on that instagram comment that @mothman96 posted a while back that alleged this was due to his molesting his niece but I always thought something like this is what happened.


Because Lucas openly admits the circumstances around the DV charge - throwing the glass at the restaurant, and that he went to jail for violating the restraining order, though according to him he was staying at a motel where, "just my luck, was up the street where my ex worked!" Which, we all saw the police report. He showed up to her work and grabbed her and wouldn't let go, and had to be physically removed by security. But I don't remember an instance where he explained why he had to be put on those pills that made him gain all that weight and why he had to be committed, unless I missed it being fairly new to The Wern lore. And he seems to talk about his niece the way pedos do when they're trying to normalize their pedophilia, where they throw out some of their pedo thoughts to gauge a reaction, or trying to process through their pedo thoughts by saying some of the things out loud

Anyways, to get back on track, I was thinking though he certainly rails on religion with the angry passion of someone who had a traumatizing/strict religious upbringing, his entitled attitude and the way he seems to hold his potential allegiance to Christianity (and/or agree to modify this behavior) as ransom in exchange for the fecund bae makes me think the attempted indoctrination occurred sometime in his adulthood, maybe some sort of rehab or counseling from a Christian affiliated resource

Maybe his mom/parents were forced to facilitate this after some uncomfortable observations of his behavior around his nieces/a confrontation from nieces' parents to either Lucas or their parents. A lot of instances of incestual pedo behavior/sexual assault, there's a compromise made where the offending family member undergoes counseling or is sent away to rehab or mental hospital to avoid the police being involved

And I imagine his is where his resentment and hostility towards religion comes from. Indoctrination as both a punitive and rehabilitative measure

In the case everything I just said is way off mark, and may be, I still hold firm the reason he hasn't assaulted a girl yet is the lack of accessibility to one. He sticks out like a giant, necrotizing sore thumb anywhere he goes. The prototypical creep parents grab their kids and rush away from. It appears even homeless, tweaked out drug addicts and really young homeless kids like Issac's group with his little brother know to stay clear from his predator clutches. I imagine even a little girl whose been separated from her parents would know to run when a large smelly gunt comes lumbering towards her. Because I honestly believe that if he were in proximity with a girl, there'd be less than ZERO hesitation on his part

I know the niece thing has been speculated but never actually confirmed (I might be wrong here, maybe it was confirmed?) although I absolutely believe he did something with her that caused his family to send him away to a mental institution. It explains the entire trajectory of his life. Sexually assault his niece, put away and drugged for it, then resent the entire thing by asserting he is the victim. His hate of Christians and the of the medical establishment for force medicating him and trying to rehabilitate him when in his mind, to this day, he has done nothing wrong and has doubled down on his pursuit, etc. Suzanne was just a surrogate mother for him, not really a sexual partner and girlfriend. He is saving that for his prize, basically finding another version of his niece.

Frankly, putting it like this, he really does sound like a dangerous sexual predator and serial abuser doesn’t he? 😳
 
If you don't mind, I'd like a copy.

I need something to get the fire going when I next do a barbecue.
He never actually published it.
It was part of his plan back in November/December; where he was going to go back to SCC to get a BS, then an MS, then start his PhD on "age-gap breeding"; which would culminate in a 2,000-page thesis where Dr. Niggae Luke enlightens the world by detailing the power of his super-sperm that cures COVID-19.
 
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