Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[neutral grandpa]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJzaG6khNDO/

another video of him filming his sad cash pile while begging to know where the gen Z women are at. This is the same person whos constantly complaining about greed, capitalism and people hooking up and partying during Covid. hes incredibly stupid and a massive hypocrite

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Not that Elon Musk's girlfriend is "young" in the sense that Lucas is attracted to but I'm of the notion that he gives less of a shit about his money and success etc. and more that he's a man of science significantly age gapping a bae and has a kid to show for it. He's basically his super hero. If Lucas had stable housing he'd probably have a poster of him taped up above his bed

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I, and I'm sure everyone else, is more than sick of his where the girls at? Bulshit. You know what I'd like to hear? What Lucas would accept as a satisfactory answer to that question. Because when people have told Lucas that women, datable women, are everywhere, he doesn't accept it as an answer. So he's literally looking for a single spot, with no men? A single location, where's the women have been inebriated to the point where they can't say no? I want to know what a satisfactory answer to "where the girls at?" looks like to Lucas's retarded hobo brain.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I, and I'm sure everyone else, is more than sick of his where the girls at? Bulshit. You know what I'd like to hear? What Lucas would accept as a satisfactory answer to that question. Because when people have told Lucas that women, datable women, are everywhere, he doesn't accept it as an answer. So he's literally looking for a single spot, with no men? A single location, where's the women have been inebriated to the point where they can't say no? I want to know what a satisfactory answer to "where the girls at?" looks like to Lucas's retarded hobo brain.

I've always seen it as a rhetorical question. He doesn't expect an answer to it, it's just another way of placing blame on others for his shortcomings in life. If he were the only man in a room full of fecund baes he would cower and slink away. He knows that any woman can immediately sense exactly what he is. A fat faggot with a small penis. He might as well have "beta male" tattooed on his forehead.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Like people with Prader Willi, he's retarded.

more like "puny willy"

AMIRITE???

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

hes incredibly stupid and a massive hypocrite

Plus ça change, plus ça c'est la même chose.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I, and I'm sure everyone else, is more than sick of his where the girls at? Bulshit. You know what I'd like to hear? What Lucas would accept as a satisfactory answer to that question. Because when people have told Lucas that women, datable women, are everywhere, he doesn't accept it as an answer. So he's literally looking for a single spot, with no men? A single location, where's the women have been inebriated to the point where they can't say no? I want to know what a satisfactory answer to "where the girls at?" looks like to Lucas's retarded hobo brain.

Lucas has partly answered this over the years. He doesn't want another Suzanne type of situation where he'd go through dating sites and find the rare woman that would accept him, which he could still probably do today until any woman finds out who he actually is...

I always think of Lacie being what Lucas really wants. An obviously mentally ill, low self-esteem woman with all the visual red flags that flaunts her sexuality because she thinks it's the only worthy thing she can provide. On social media, Lacie has a group of men she talks to and openly admits and brags that she fucks. Lucas desperately wants to be in that group of Lacie's "friends" that trolled him. Sadly, there are a lot of women like this today, especially in Lucas' coveted 11-24 zoomer age range. I'm not an elite Wernologist, but judging by his older videos where he shared housing with young women sometimes, I suspect these types of broken young women have been in Lucas' life.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Fact is if Lucas was even remotely resourceful he could figure out a way to parlay that largess into finding a way to stay off the streets at least til spring hits so he won’t freeze to death under a bridge. Instead he is blowing it as fast as possible on his own personal bacchanal.

It’s almost like he is trying to kill himself with food and excess.

I feel like he legitimately might be trying to kill himself by diabetes. He said before he wants someone to make him die, he isnt willing to do it directly so eating until he dies seems like how he would go about suicide if he's actually serious about wanting to

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I wonder if he's pissed that no chicks paid attention to him at the college.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel like he legitimately might be trying to kill himself by diabetes. He said before he wants someone to make him die, he isnt willing to do it directly so eating until he dies seems like how he would go about suicide if he's actually serious about wanting to

If he's going to do that he'll have to give up the Clinkerdagger bullshit and just gorge on Little Debbies and shit. He's not going to be able to afford death by Clinkerdagger.

 

[Josef Mengele]

If he's going to do that he'll have to give up the Clinkerdagger bullshit and just gorge on Little Debbies and shit. He's not going to be able to afford death by Clinkerdagger.

I think he would be more into cheese, his parents set him up for being a fatass with a middle name like "Colby".

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

If he's going to do that he'll have to give up the Clinkerdagger bullshit and just gorge on Little Debbies and shit. He's not going to be able to afford death by Clinkerdagger.

More likely now that i think about it is he got extreme munchies from that weed vape he just got because with those things compared to smoking normally its really easy to get a lot higher than you intend to. If he switches to smoking weed with vapes regularly hes going to get a lot more addicted to weed than he already is and spend a lot more on it

Edit: Does anyone know how much he gets from welfare in a month? I'm hoping for him to go flat broke again pretty much exactly on valentines day

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

More likely now that i think about it is he got extreme munchies from that weed vape he just got because with those things compared to smoking normally its really easy to get a lot higher than you intend to. If he switches to smoking weed with vapes regularly hes going to get a lot more addicted to weed than he already is and spend a lot more on it

It takes some doing to get addicted to pot, but Lucas is probably exceptional enough to do it.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I, and I'm sure everyone else, is more than sick of his where the girls at? Bulshit. You know what I'd like to hear? What Lucas would accept as a satisfactory answer to that question. Because when people have told Lucas that women, datable women, are everywhere, he doesn't accept it as an answer. So he's literally looking for a single spot, with no men? A single location, where's the women have been inebriated to the point where they can't say no? I want to know what a satisfactory answer to "where the girls at?" looks like to Lucas's retarded hobo brain.

The day may come when I grow sick of Lucas's cry of "Where are the girls at?"
It's the cry of a big, dumb mammal in rut. Just imagine some critter, one of King Roy's elk perhaps, asking "Where do the females in heat go?" Same kind of question.

A satisfactory reply to Lucas's cry would be an invitation to a party full of girls, who all want to meet someone to procreate with.

Lucas, like many romantically struggling males, would like a woman to approach him first. Where would this happen, if not a party? It goes beyond wanting to meet to fecund girls in his preferred age range. Lucas is drawn to social settings were everyone's intent is clear.

Lucas doesn't just want access to girls, he wants access to girls whose motivations and desires are obvious and aligned with his own. If you are at a party, and fecund, that must mean that you want to get married and have babies. Gets rid of all that messy social interaction that Lucas can't navigate.

 

[AnOminous]

More likely now that i think about it is he got extreme munchies from that weed vape he just got because with those things compared to smoking normally its really easy to get a lot higher than you intend to. If he switches to smoking weed with vapes regularly hes going to get a lot more addicted to weed than he already is and spend a lot more on it

Edit: Does anyone know how much he gets from welfare in a month? I'm hoping for him to go flat broke again pretty much exactly on valentines day

He always eats like that though, he's disgusting. And no amount of weed will make you eat nearly inhuman amounts of food like that. Maybe a bag of chips or something. Not entire cows.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

He always eats like that though, he's disgusting. And no amount of weed will make you eat nearly inhuman amounts of food like that. Maybe a bag of chips or something. Not entire cows.

Nevermind its probably just the fact that he feels rich right now. was trying to think of something that would explain that disgusting food orgy

 

[WonderWino]

He always eats like that though, he's disgusting. And no amount of weed will make you eat nearly inhuman amounts of food like that. Maybe a bag of chips or something. Not entire cows.

Yeah exactly. The weed likely makes it worse at times but he would still eat for 3 people if he had the resources to

I wonder how long before lucas ends up like this on the floor of his ratty motel room:

Surely such a massive silverback will have fecund baes flocking to be his breeding mare

 

[Josef Mengele]

I honestly believe this dude has like some genetic defect in his stomach that allows him to eat that much, like a normal person would have bled out and ruptured their stomach after eating like 4 prime rib steaks, mashed potatoes, scratch that, actually the average person would have had a heart attack. There is some genetic disease going on there. Probably bad teleomeres.

 

[Poop Shoot]

His weight gain is pretty astonishing at this point. I don’t think he’s stopped eating since LA and it really shows.

edit: his ability to shovel shit down like a garbage disposal could be advantageous if he wasn’t a lazy retard. People watch those food challengers on YouTube all the time, even the disgusting ones.

But I can’t see him getting halfway through eating 12 bowls of ramen before ranting about the lack of prime pussy on his worthless dick.

Anyway, I’d watch.

 

[AnOminous]

I honestly believe this dude has like some genetic defect in his stomach that allows him to eat that much, like a normal person would have bled out and ruptured their stomach after eating like 4 prime rib steaks, mashed potatoes, scratch that, actually the average person would have had a heart attack. There is some genetic disease going on there. Probably bad teleomeres.

Maybe he has whatever Tarrare had. Probably not really. Tarrare ate whole babies and corpses and shit like that too.