Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Hey Lucas, the hot and ready to breed Gen Z baes are located at the following address. Should not take you long to get there by bus. Although they get a new supply of hot baes daily, you need to be there before 3 pm or risk the other Gen X men beat you to them.

850 Maple St.
Medical Lake, WA.
 
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The other day he already had soda bottles scattered around the room and was still recording himself drinking more. The narrative that he's using junkfood to self soothe while he rots alone in that room is pretty spot on. Really seems like he's on the verge of litterally eating himself to death, driving that beetus to the edge just to quiet the voices in his head
Lucas blames drinking liters of sodie pop daily as the reason for his domestic violence charge from Suzanne. So, he's letting zoomer baes know he'll be abusive to them. MOVE ON MOVE ON, I know.
 
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This exchange made me laugh. "well good luck then"
These are the kind of people I almost hope aren't one of us and are actual people trying to break through the brick wall of Lucas Werner's skull. Sweet summer child.
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And he continues his delusion whereby everyone knows of secret fecund zoomer bae parties full of fisting and impregnation, available to all who simply know the location 🤦🏻‍♂️😂
 
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If we weren't in lockdown, it would be tempting to post the date and time of some young people event related to SCC and ask if he's planning to go.
Wouldn't be enough for him.

For Lucas to be satisfied with the information, the girls would have to be, and you'll pardon the crudity, on their backs, spread legs, pre-lubed, pre-intoxicated, and probably blindfolded, gagged, with some sort of corks in their nostrils.
 
Wouldn't be enough for him.

For Lucas to be satisfied with the information, the girls would have to be, and you'll pardon the crudity, on their backs, spread legs, pre-lubed, pre-intoxicated, and probably blindfolded, gagged, with some sort of corks in their nostrils.
Bold of you to assume that Lucas would lube up or intoxicate his victims first
 
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And he continues his delusion whereby everyone knows of secret fecund zoomer bae parties full of fisting and impregnation, available to all who simply know the location 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

He non ironically thinks this is really going on all around him and he's not invited:


Who leaves atlantis off the maps,
Who keeps the zoomers under wraps,
We do,
We do
 
He non ironically thinks this is really going on all around him and he's not invited:


Who leaves atlantis off the maps,
Who keeps the zoomers under wraps,
We do,
We do
Shhhhhh he reads this thread!!! Don’t give away all our secrets!! Jesus people, he already found out about our giant zoomer bae orgies where Gen-X men can fuck as many zoomers as they can physically muster, simply by showing up. Do we want him to find out about all the OTHER secrets too?!?!?
 
Shhhhhh he reads this thread!!! Don’t give away all our secrets!! Jesus people, he already found out about our giant zoomer bae orgies where Gen-X men can fuck as many zoomers as they can physically muster, simply by showing up. Do we want him to find out about all the OTHER secrets too?!?!?
He'll never keep the ceremonial robes and hat clean! Look at the state of his mask!
 
Wouldn't be enough for him.

For Lucas to be satisfied with the information, the girls would have to be, and you'll pardon the crudity, on their backs, spread legs, pre-lubed, pre-intoxicated, and probably blindfolded, gagged, with some sort of corks in their nostrils.
Crude as it is, it’s accurate.
If you tell Lucas to go talk to girls, he demands a location.

Tell him a location and he demands the exact time women will be there.

Tell him the time and he demands the women’s numbers and names in advance.

Tell him that and he demands assurances that the women are young and want babies and are “in love with him” and want an older man to impregnate them right now and won’t reject him or call his dick tiny.

Tell him all that and he demands you approach the women for him, “wingman” it, round the women up like cattle, strip them and drive them towards Lucas’s waiting penis.

Lucas KNOWS he’s utter shite at talking to women. He can’t talk to a “zoomer bae” without crying, yelling or getting security to push him away from the scared girl. Sometimes all three. He’s a coward around attractive women, who breaks down into schizo screaming because after “Hi, I’m Lucas,” he runs out of Sane People Script and reverts to talking about fecund wombs being fisted by his sperm magic-encrusted knuckles or whatever.

He moves the goal posts again and again, trying to find someone who will agree to have the interaction with women FOR him and somehow, in some impossible way, instruct those women to go into a room and silently climb on top of Lucas, who is lying down with his trousers yanked to his ankles and his eyes closed, and have sex with him FOR him.

If he has to actually speak to the woman at any time beforehand, he will fuck it up, and he knows it.
 
Crude as it is, it’s accurate.
If you tell Lucas to go talk to girls, he demands a location.

Tell him a location and he demands the exact time women will be there.

Tell him the time and he demands the women’s numbers and names in advance.

Tell him that and he demands assurances that the women are young and want babies and are “in love with him” and want an older man to impregnate them right now and won’t reject him or call his dick tiny.

Tell him all that and he demands you approach the women for him, “wingman” it, round the women up like cattle, strip them and drive them towards Lucas’s waiting penis.

Lucas KNOWS he’s utter shite at talking to women. He can’t talk to a “zoomer bae” without crying, yelling or getting security to push him away from the scared girl. Sometimes all three. He’s a coward around attractive women, who breaks down into schizo screaming because after “Hi, I’m Lucas,” he runs out of Sane People Script and reverts to talking about fecund wombs being fisted by his sperm magic-encrusted knuckles or whatever.

He moves the goal posts again and again, trying to find someone who will agree to have the interaction with women FOR him and somehow, in some impossible way, instruct those women to go into a room and silently climb on top of Lucas, who is lying down with his trousers yanked to his ankles and his eyes closed, and have sex with him FOR him.

If he has to actually speak to the woman at any time beforehand, he will fuck it up, and he knows it.
Exactly this. If he actually believed any of the shit he says about women liking men like him, or if he truly thought he would get a woman by saying “hi how are you”, he would just go DO that. He’s around young women all the time and could easily approach one, he chooses not to and tries to blame other people for why he doesn’t even ATTEMPT to get a girl.

Also, any ideas as to why the sudden radio silence?
 
Also, any ideas as to why the sudden radio silence?
Lucas seems to operate on a cycle. After days of posting lots of content, especially Islamic content, he will go silent for a day or two. Now if three days have passed and we have not heard from him, then we start asking questions and check the jail rosters and put out feelers to Spokane locals. He will probably be back tomorrow.

I wonder how school is going so far?
 
Exactly this. If he actually believed any of the shit he says about women liking men like him, or if he truly thought he would get a woman by saying “hi how are you”, he would just go DO that. He’s around young women all the time and could easily approach one, he chooses not to and tries to blame other people for why he doesn’t even ATTEMPT to get a girl.

Also, any ideas as to why the sudden radio silence?

It's like when he would complain that all the grey beards in Spokane were using his information to get younger women, and chastising them for refusing to hook him up. All while avoiding the obvious question of why his information apparently works for every other guy but himself.
 
There is plenty of relatively safe places in Texas to be homeless. Probably other places in the south. There are women retarded enough to buy into his rhetoric in a city like Austin. But he have to be willing to settle for a much less attractive zoomer bae. I used to live in Austin. Plenty of exceptional individuals there. Their slogan is "Keep Austin Weird" after all
Austin is basically what you get if you took a place like Spokane or Portland and plopped it down in the middle of Texas. The homeless vibe in the big cities (Houston, Dallas, SA) is more like LA or San Franscisco. He'd be killed dead within a week. And tugboats for white males are few and far between.
 
Wouldn't be enough for him.

For Lucas to be satisfied with the information, the girls would have to be, and you'll pardon the crudity, on their backs, spread legs, pre-lubed, pre-intoxicated, and probably blindfolded, gagged, with some sort of corks in their nostrils.

I've sperged it before and I'll sperg it again:

After years of untreated diabetes paired with intense regular episodes of binge eating, his nervous system is without a doubt, barely more responsive than a dead body.

Even in this hypothetical scenario it's still not in the cards. It doesn't matter if you're fucking the hottest chick in the world, if the nerves in your dick aren't working then it's not in the cards.

He might have been able to get the job done for Suzanne, but it's a different story when you're losing your virginity. Bare in mind it's been around 9 years since then. Way more than enough time for beetus to eat away at his nervous system.

Not to mention fatty would be out of breath and tapped out WAY before that little peen goes limp from lack of nerve stimulation and proper blood flow.
 
Shhhhhh he reads this thread!!! Don’t give away all our secrets!! Jesus people, he already found out about our giant zoomer bae orgies where Gen-X men can fuck as many zoomers as they can physically muster, simply by showing up. Do we want him to find out about all the OTHER secrets too?!?!?
You forgot, all the guys in Spokane take a blood oath to not let Lucas Werner know where the parties, orgies, the hot fecund zoomer baes are. Once a boy reaches puberty he has to take the blood oath.
 
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