Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AbraCadaver]

I’m in my 20s currently and I can confirm he’s just delusional. The amount of swingers and poly people is roughly the same as it’s always been, though a lot of people are more vocal about that kind of thing these days. But I guarantee Lucas doesn’t actually know any poly people, nor has he stumbled upon any orgies. He’s made it clear time and again that what he thinks are “guys with 10 girlfriends” are literally just random groups of people he sees.

Just a week ago, he posted a picture of some kids studying on campus, it was 2 or 3 girls and a guy sitting at a table in a common area. The people at the table weren’t even talking or looking at each other, iirc from what could be seen in the pic they were either looking at their phones or at books/homework. And he said it had to be a guy with 3 girlfriends. No, you fucking imbecile, they might not even be friends, they could just be classmates studying together. Random 21 year old men who go to community college don’t have 3 girlfriends, much less 3 girlfriends who know about each other and are totally cool with the arrangement.

Haven’t there been loads of recent studies saying younger people are actually having less sex than the previous generations?

Maybe Lucas can start bitching about that too.

Also nobody has fear matching with Lucas on any dating apps. When he signs up for the service, the app automatically swipes left on behalf of all other users.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

What would happen if Lucas actually had a zoomer bae interested in him already played out with Blue Skies Media.

About a year ago BSM actually met a chick who seemed to dig him, and he put out this smug-ass video about it, acting like his troubles were over and everything was gonna be cool from now on.

Well, about a month later the relationship fell apart, and he started sperging about what a bitch she was.

Hate to bring up Blue Skies Media again, but he's flipping out.

I wanna believe that he's just shitposting with this stuff, but I think he's for real.

He might need his own page.

 

[BlakeTheRake]

Austin is basically what you get if you took a place like Spokane or Portland and plopped it down in the middle of Texas. The homeless vibe in the big cities (Houston, Dallas, SA) is more like LA or San Franscisco. He'd be killed dead within a week. And tugboats for white males are few and far between.

True, Of course there are other college towns that have populations 20-100K. The homeless institutions get a ton church money. As far tug boats go I mean if he is getting federal assistance those benefits would carry over. I used to live in Bryan/College Station where Texas A&M is. If you know the autism of the rivalries of college football than of course the vibe of that area is different than Austin except for a few lefty owned bars in Downtown Bryan which is close to the homeless shelter. I would LOL so hard if Lucas went to Aggieland. The only possible good that would come from it would be the number of Millennial and Gen Z people flat out say they are conservative and tell him to get his libtard ass back to Washington.

 

[Wernology]

Yikes. that first screenshot is the kind of thing i'd expect a legit rapist to say. He better hope that one doesn't get around campus, or he'll find himself getting watched like a hawk and likely get a talking to from the admin about how to behave appropriately and warning him against doing anything inappropriate. That shit is a major red flag

It also works well with his delusion of, "The only reason a woman would talk to me is if she wants to fuck" and that the reason he can't use his "never fails" (except it always does) pick up lines on women or meet them himself is because of covid.

Multiple delusions wrapped into one.

The only natural urge anyone has around Lucas is to get away from him ASAP, which he also somehow interprets as "they want to fuck me omg!"

what the fuck. its taken down but now hes not even trying to hide it

edit admins idk how close this is to the line or if its over but please delete if it is. just blows my mind he'd actually post this shit

This is what he replaced it with.

Basically.

He says all kinds of weird shit.

He freaks out about seeing 5G towers.

You know this is the Lucas Werner thread right? Not the "throw in videos and minor rants about other shitty incels" thread.

Now if he ever does a collab with Lucas....

Anyway: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-requests-resources.29888/ if you need some advice on how to get someone who isn't Lucas their own thread.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Hate to bring up Blue Skies Media again, but he's flipping out.

I wanna believe that he's just shitposting with this stuff, but I think he's for real.

He might need his own page.

Is he saying Joe Biden is a lizard person?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Is he saying Joe Biden is a lizard person?

Basically.

He says all kinds of weird shit.

He freaks out about seeing 5G towers.

 

[mothman96]

Fucking seriously? I knew he's retarded, but it's a insane that he's so fucking retarded, he openly post cp.

It's not the 1st time. About 4 yrs ago he posted cp to his FB.

ETA:
Comment to his "Stop Infantalizing 18 yr old women"

ETA2:
follow-up comment:

 

[OnMeDick]

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

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Lucas ought to just leave the hotel and go back to the homeless shelter. Him being alone is like an act of self-harm for him.

 

[OnMeDick]

Lucas ought to just leave the hotel and go back to the homeless shelter. Him being alone is like an act of self-harm for him.

If we believe Luke the homeless shelter is full of flatbills and graybeards fucking 20 women at once. One constant orgy for everyone BUT Luke. Also he’s better than the homeless folks. Also he’s a fat faggot.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas's delusion about men with multiple girlfriends is growing dull. The thought disorder he displays when whining about it is growing dull too

But Lucas's "full blush face" routine is still amusing.

Granted, he didn't say "full blush face" this time around, but the idea is the same. Sometimes when Lucas is out and about, leering at girls, his wishes bleed over into his delusions. He'll have a moment where he believes all the baes want to mate with him. They indicate their sexual attraction to Lucas is a variety of ways. Sometimes they smile. Not necessarily at him. If Lucas observes a smile, its his. Sometimes they talk to him. For example, a cashier at McDonalds. But the most fecund and juicy of baes display a full blush face. And it takes a great act of will on Lucas's part not to climb on top of them.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas runs out of Motel 6 money on Friday, then we'll get out of this rut with him only thinking about the Gen Z honies that he's too pussy to talk to, while laying around naked and gorging 10000 calories of junk food daily. We're due a good outdoor screaming video, it's been a while.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas runs out of Motel 6 money on Friday, then we'll get out of this rut with him only thinking about the Gen Z honies that he's too pussy to talk to, while laying around naked and gorging 10000 calories of junk food daily. We're due a good outdoor screaming video, it's been a while.

Yep, back out into the cold streets in the middle of January. No cold weather gear bought, because that could have been Clinkerniggers Prime Rib. If the shelters are full, he may be in a bad spot. But Lucas just assumes someone will help him because he is poor and disabled and entitled. Lucas, what are you entitled to? That question makes his blood boil.

 

[Josef Mengele]

Believe me when I say this, I have never seen someone so fiscally irresponsible in my life.
This moron doesn't realize that he is allowed to pocket his education money that isn't used for tuition, and he gets free tuition. 2 semesters ago he pocketed $1900 in a quarter! He is in literally one of the best situations possible for a college student (free classes, and stipend money, free food stamps)!! I mean believe me when I say it, this dude has it made, and what does he do? He complains about not having a girlfriend, quits his only profitable enterprise, foolishly wastes his money on designing crappy boardgames, wastes all of his EBT money on the first day of every month, blows through 2 $800-1600 stimulus checks (on top of the normal disability he gets), gets evicted, maintains a frozen checking account, and to top it off complains that he is broke.
If I was in his situation, I would either be saving the money I pocketed from college and some of my stimulus check or I would invest it, because I know that I am getting housing benefits from the government and wont have to work to pay rent. I furthermore would know that my courses are getting payed for and i would try to take more of them. And with him being a colossal fatass, I would try to cook my own meals and avoid eating out at all costs, because most restaurants are adding extra fats and salts to foods. But apparently the government is intent on giving Lucas money, they should also give him a box of matches, a toilet bowl, or a garbage can so he can burn, flush, or throw his money away.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas runs out of Motel 6 money on Friday, then we'll get out of this rut with him only thinking about the Gen Z honies that he's too pussy to talk to, while laying around naked and gorging 10000 calories of junk food daily. We're due a good outdoor screaming video, it's been a while.

Having received $2700+ for the month of January, I'd say he is still going to have some money left.

Yep, back out into the cold streets in the middle of January. No cold weather gear bought, because that could have been Clinkerniggers Prime Rib. If the shelters are full, he may be in a bad spot. But Lucas just assumes someone will help him because he is poor and disabled and entitled. Lucas, what are you entitled to? That question makes his blood boil.

Yup, if the POS can't get into a shelter he'll likely go back to begging for someone to pay for more Motel 6 claiming he's going to freeze.

 

[Saw the tables of tyranny]

I’m a newfag still and am still new to wernology, but does this happen every winter for him since he’s been homeless? Does he always go from motel 6 to homeless shelter? Has he ever actually spent time on the street without shelter for a long period of time during a Spokane winter? And finally what’s y’all’s thoughts on why he doesn’t do hard drugs?

My opinion is that I would assume food is his drug of choice. If he wasn’t homeless and still lived with his coddling mother, then he’d be enabled into being morbidly obese and be a really good candidate to be the ultimate train-wreck story on My 600lb Life. But that’s just me being optimistic.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It's part both tbh. Lucas isn't wrong that there's tons of Gen Z skanks out there. They just want nothing to do with him, along with any sane woman.

And he'd probably refuse to have sex with the sort of woman that would want to go with him.

what the fuck. its taken down but now hes not even trying to hide it
[MOD NOTE: Lucas posted an image of a likely underage naked girl with the caption "Stop infantilizing 18-year-old girls" covering her chest.]
edit admins idk how close this is to the line or if its over but please delete if it is. just blows my mind he'd actually post this shit

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A truly religious person views suffering as a test from God. Lucas views it as an excuse to sperg on Insta.

 

[OnMeDick]

A truly religious person views suffering as a test from God. Lucas views it as an excuse to sperg on Insta.

I was more amazed at his comparison of his inability to get some zoomer poon on his stub dick with

Holocaust: 5-6 million dead
Slave trade: 17 million affected/killed
Covid-19: 1.97 million dead

how fucking out of touch with reality do you have to be to even

 

[mothman96]

I’m a newfag still and am still new to wernology, but does this happen every winter for him since he’s been homeless? Does he always go from motel 6 to homeless shelter? Has he ever actually spent time on the street without shelter for a long period of time during a Spokane winter? And finally what’s y’all’s thoughts on why he doesn’t do hard drugs?

My opinion is that I would assume food is his drug of choice. If he wasn’t homeless and still lived with his coddling mother, then he’d be enabled into being morbidly obese and be a really good candidate to be the ultimate train-wreck story on My 600lb Life. But that’s just me being optimistic.

If I'm remembering right, he landed in Spokane around March of 2016 and bounced around from shelter to shelter and got banned from a couple. I think he did spend time out in the street during the winter in 2016. He got picked up by Pioneer Human Services in Jan. 2017 that place him in their housing (The Phoenix House, next Pioneer Pathway House) . PHS kicked him out from Pioneer Pathway House in Feb 2020 for trying to blackmail the other residents into giving him a girl. He's been homeless since and when he's got the cash he'll go to Motel 6.

 

[Josef Mengele]

I was more amazed at his comparison of his inability to get some zoomer poon on his stub dick with

Holocaust: 5-6 million dead
Slave trade: 17 million affected/killed
Covid-19: 1.97 million dead

how fucking out of touch with reality do you have to be to even

I was amazed he didn't give me credit for my work in the first event, but to be fair a fat pig with MRSA wouldn't have made it past the selection ramp anyway.