💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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WonderWino said:
Behold, the face of autism

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Totally not unhinged and psycho at all right

Then he gets accusing:. I call it ET phone home:

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Also wtf is going on with his hair?? Its even more horrifying when you realize its just a small strip of hair hiding near total baldness. Should call it a baldhawk or something

I know if I was a woman and someone walked up to me in a college hallway with that stare i'd be real uncomfortable and reaching for something sharp just in case

and why the hell does he insist on doing everything with his shirt off when he is alone. Even by sped standards its a weird thing to do
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Crazy eyes, a goatee and a ponytail.
Yup, he's definitely going to attract the zoomer baes
 
Marshal Mannerheim said:
Crazy eyes, a goatee and a ponytail.
Yup, he's definitely going to attract the zoomer baes
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He’s slowly but surely morphing into comic book guy

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BowlOfDick said:
Lucas’s face is really swollen around the eyes in the first of Klickitat’s vids.
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I’m pretty sure he’s allergic to something and continues to consume it anyway, I thought he had seasonal allergies for a while but that doesn’t really make sense in the winter.
 
I wish he would turn the comments on with his YouTube videos. He is too cowardly to do that, so, the best thing to do is just keep "disliking" his videos. Since we can't mock him in the comments section, it is the best thing going right now.
 
Lucas has a new mask...He is mooing on the streets.
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He looks around constantly so nobody hears him and kicks his ass. What a pussy. I guess he ran out of Motel 6 gibsmedats early since he's mooing outdoors and was making videos at 4am last night, probably enjoying the last few hours.
 
This dufus is back imitating Lucas. He must be Dreamchaser's boyfriend! Lol! This is something else.
 
There is almost something admirable in Wern‘s singularly focused quest.

Frankly, I think I’m finally burning out on his routine. He is wearing me down. He has kept up the same schtick for decades. The leftist biggots, ageism, greed, and on and on, never even varying up the language or evolving the script in some way. His pure insistence on his argument is exhausting.

You’d think even he, at some point in time, would tire of hearing the same words and same logic coming out of his mouth day in and day out. Yet, he never tires, so convinced of the truth of his iron clad logic.

It’s like his strategy is to just wear down his haters in some convoluted war of attrition. It’s mindboggling really.

And hilarious.
 
OnMeDick said:
Not even a good imitation, sigh. He is imminently mockable, via a Stephen Colbert kind of exaggerated version of himself, but no one has really done it. Probably because no one cares except us retards 😂
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And he's just repeating a Lucas video verbatim. What's the point? Just watch the original.
 
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